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Mr. MACARONI, "YOU ARE DOING WELL"!

Op don Score goal already! Happy Marriage life!!!

Friend22:
I am really afraid of ladies of today and the way they feel entitled to a man's wealth.

Stop using having kids as basis for your argument, it won't sell.

From the post, Duncan mighty was simply stating that neglect of mother over a girlfriend who can dump you at anytime should not be your outmost priority rather give your mum the same comfort she battled hard to give to you when you were young.
My experience with ladies has made this fact known to me that ladies of this generation are not to be totally trusted .
You lack most of the things our mothers had and you feel a man owes you his life for marrying you?

If I decide to gift my mum a car,while we(myself and my wife) have a car it should not be an issue.

You women can leave your husband without thinking twice when conditions changes, but a Mother will never abandon his son no matter what.
And you are there comparing them?!

That is a lie! If it were true, you won't be seeing baby factories everywhere. Some mothers even sell their babies for peanuts!

Duncan should make us understand what he means by 'woman'. Is it wife, sidechick or girlfriend?

majamajic:
I said 95% don't , but in East Africa it's very common , when your girl visit in east africa u need to spray extra duve. Kogi and Benue are the closest here with 90% , in South East it's about 99% against . Kwara is about 93% highest in SW , Calabari is about 97% highest from SS , for some reason I will leave core North

Na wao! Minister of sex affairs

Zzor:
No threat or anything of sort, it has been a lot of pamperings from the family, I cried so much the day i was on phone with the daughter, the mum already told him that she will only released the daughter to him when he gets married, now little mimi sees me as her soon to be mother. I really don't know how i got this far in all these

You are beginning to fall for this their trick. You will soon open another thread on how you have been scammed! These Niggars have upgraded their game,

Zzor:
Good morning to you all, I know i would get a correct advise and steps to take here over my mistakes. I met this man who lives and work in the US on one of the social media networks and we became chat buddies, strictly platonic and nothing more, he told me how he lost his wife to cancer some years back and have been unable to remarry, he told me about his only child (a girl) who lives with his mum here in Nigeria, I get to know much about him from our chats and I realized he has not seen his daughter for some years now and there was no communication with his daughter for almost two years. The reason was that the mum told him never to call her again since he has refused to remarry and will only speak with him when he has found a wife, he's the only child of the mum and they are from a very wealthy home, the mum is eager and so desperate for more kids from him (you understand how our mothers behave on issues like this). During one of our conversation, he suddenly asked if I would consider him for marriage and I replied with a solid No, he then begged me to play along as he intends Introducing me to the mum as his fiancee just so he could speak with his daughter, he sent me crying videos of how he misses his daughter and how his mom kept to her words, I sympathized with him and saw the eagerness and somehow I agreed to speak with the mom and play along so he will achieve his aim of speaking with his daughter. The next day his mum called and I could hear the excitement in her voice, she was so happy and didn't even care of other things, she spent more than an hour with me on phone and told me alot, by this time I was already scared but can't withdraw. That was the beginning of this whole problems, his mum now call me on daily basis, through her I have spoken with aunties and uncles of this man I haven't even met, recently she sent someone in my location to check on me and she brought really expensive gifts for me,she wanted to visit me but I somehow was able to convince her that she should wait till her son comes back which is next month. I have complained to this man of how he got me into a trap I didn't bargain for and he keeps begging and sending crying videos and telling me to do this for him so as to establish once more a good relationship with his mom and daughter and that when he comes back, he will sort out everything. Now this whole thing has really weigh me down, I don't sleep well anymore, I've lost weight and my heart skips each time my phone rings, my mum keeps asking me if anything is wrong but I can't get to tell her, I'm depressed already. Please help me with advise on what to do and how best to remove myself from all this. Please don't bash me and I'm not a good writer too, pardon me.

If this is not a script, then listen and listen good!
That family is about to scam you. The man or his fictitious mom will soon call you that their so called daughter had an accident. You will be expected to help bail them out with an outrageous medical bill, of which the idiot scammer will promise to pay back on his soon visit to Nigeria.
Open your eyes wide and cut off all contacts from them. A word is enough for the wise!

People from that region should be on the street protesting by now! But, no! They would rather protest against one blasphemy against their prophet that happened somewhere in the other side of the continent... Who cursed these people with foolishness?

NwaAmaikpe:





When I see a couple and see their kids....I already know which one of them is a weakling in the other room.
It's obvious Davido is passionate and very good in bed and that's why all his kids look like him.

I have postulated a theory that says that it is not about dominant and recessive genes but about performance at conception.
Go and check it; a child always looks like the partner who worked harder on the day the child was conceived.

Always trying too hard to be funny

dairykidd:
Omor cooking moin moin for the first time.following instructions from here n those stupid YouTube videos. Did everything as instructed used corned beef n smoked fish. And used couldn't get leaves or cans so i used those little nylons...

First off the nylons began to swell up i had to remove some. Even at that still couldn't close the lid. Later some begin burst inside the pot as if it wasn't enough it began to get burnt... mtcheeew i just wasted my efforts. This is the only thing i could get out of the cooked ones

All those describing the process like its easy.. make una warn una selves biko

So fvcking annoying

Sorry dear... You could double the nylon next time, and always check for water at the base of the pot while cooking.. You can also line the base of the put with old newspaper.

Akpabio will not like this!

humilitypays:
Men don't marry because of sex!!

In fact, if your wife gives you sex regularly for few months, you will get tired and bored....or why do you think men cheat

Men cheat not because their wife is not pretty enough, not because they don't love their wife or partner, men cheat most times out of boredom. Boredom, how.....Bored of sleeping with one woman who makes the same sound every week, every month, every year.....nothing new again....nothing freaky again.......he knows her in and out......men are born to be bored easily with sex......that's why they go about seeking for variety not because they don't love their wife or lover.....its just their true natural form.....which can only be controlled by extreme religious doctrine and belief


Many ladies usually have this false belief that their man is different and not cheating until it burst.


It is not possible for a financially successful man to be faithful to his partner in our present world because the dream of every woman or girl on earth is to date, marry or have a fling with a financially successful or famous star, which makes successful men and stars highly sought after commodity. And you know, nature didn't equip men with the same self control towards sex like women.


Always expect less and don't die in false belief.


All entertainment celebrities cheat! Only foolish women believe otherwise to console themselves!

Keep justifying reasons why men cheat... Prepare to write another apistle cos the table is turning gradually, and it will become a norm acceptable by the society. It's just a question of time!

I am a graduate of Architecture from Federal University of Technology Akure, B tech 2.1
Email:Orji. Ifeanyi @yahoo.com.
Seriously need of a job.

The same people that decapitates and renders our soldiers useless are given VIP treatment when they surrender... but our gallant soldiers are dismissed! What a world!!!

He took the bullet for him.

Happy Birthday girl!
Bad Belle people should kerp off this thread.

What if he is on a weight loss journey? To me, he looks healthier thus way!

Tuface has got a very strong gene! This photocopy is too good�

Interesting read!

SatisfyOG:
This is becoming irritating, for crying out loud.

When I go visiting a family or old neighbours. They'll be asking questions like:

Why are you not married yet?

You are getting old oo!

Time is going, do fast!

And many other words like these...

I mean, will they be there to feed my family when I'm into the marriage? I don't know why Africa is so obsessed with marriage of a thing.

For crying out loud, I'll be just 29.

The numbers of married men disturbing me for financial assistance daily ehn. That's a turn off to get married soon.

Your opinion please.

Why are you not married?

Abetterperson:
for some reason am always depressed. granted my childhood was terrible. I grew up in a broke home with my dad not living with us and my mom verbally and physical abusing me..my mom had sex with men while I was still on the bed and sometimes I could hear and see them (she stopped this when I was fourteen)she constantly masturbated in my presence, that still gives me nightmares till now.
my sister was a hot temper monster in my opinion
and my dad was cool but was never really there.

now that am older have tried my best to put that aside and enjoy my life but every time am always depressed and sad
one minute am happy thenthe other I just want to die
as I get older it keeps getting worst and for some reason I tend to over think

can my depression be linked to my childhood

You need to go for therapy!

Coming from the region with the highest consumption of drugs. Talk about hypocrisy!

I thought it was Trump that replied FFK's tweet. Walks out of thread!

Life of a married woman with kids is not easy abeg!
It's usually a routine.Back home from work or Hustle, do dishes, make dinner, help the kids with home work, bath them and put them to bed, make preparations for the next day before you retire to bed... it will take lots of pre-intimacy and cajoling to get the woman in the right mood for sex. A mind blowing sex that will subsequently lead to a climax is also a stress relief!

simplepee:
Stew.......


Poco comman lick stew and FEM.

Everywhere stew!

Everyone should marry their kind!
Virgin males should marry female virgins, while non virgin males should marry none virgin females.
You cannot eat your cake and have it!

I am waiting for them to protest in Northern Nigeria. Hope they will burn the UAE flag?

Powermind:
Used to have a colleague back then with some good money. He fvcks pregnant women. I've seen him not just with one or two, but many different ones. Some of these pregnant ladies even have husbands. His reason for doing it: he says the pussy of a pregnant woman feels warmer than the average non-pregnant lady

He isn't telling you the truth!

Happy Birthday madam!

adedayoa2:
How do they even make their scalp blend?

Google glutathione.

TecM0:




Album sales hustle no easy

* EndSARS protest no work
*Calling out Beyonce no work
* Semi nude photoshoot no work
*Now Suicide story not working


Her Vevo and YouTube views remains stagnant months after album lunch, streaming is low, yet Davido and Wizkid sings anything and boom it's viral


Life no balance



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You are no different from those white kids who bullied her years back...