₦airaland Forum

okoroemeka:
what's fake about the story or do you think such thing don't happen,the OP story is tame and domesticated compared to the hell I was with 3 of our maids while growing up,my older cousins and relatives also added to the misery,I started sucking mature pussy from primary 4, while I was growing up my sex life was a mess,at a time I had more than 10 girlfriends and the drama was unending, while I was growing up in the 80,s I saw women as perverted creatures because anytime I am alone with one she will always pounce on my dick,but I think such behavior will be far reduced now that any Hot woman has the internet to get an exotic man

SilverNorGold:
You massacred innocent people, using a deadly weapon - fake news. And you think their ghosts will not haunt you?

Look, Aisha, it will never be well with you and those evil celebrities. Judgement day is coming for you all..

Continue killing innocent people.

May God help Nigeria.

oliseh99:
Please I need a Neuro surgeon Specialist in the House...My Dad is Dying..
Please i need advise..My father had stroke and they said he has fluid in his brain that they need to do brain surgery
I want to know his chances surviving because right now he can neither eat nor talk.. Please any help or advice in the house i am afraid since he is weak if he can withstand the brain surgery or any other means to dry up the fluid (Hydrocephalus)

Please i need help urgent...
you can call me on this number--0.81.46.3.0.4.3.44

TinubuGoQuench:
Oba staff don reach Ghana
Dem dey use am play golf.
Mugu man

FRANKOSKI:
when your appearance attracts what you deserves.

vanbonattel:
That was a clear case of fake news and the thread was abandoned in a few minutes. There was no palliatives in Anambra then. Check the Internet and see that the quantity of palliatives shared in Anambra is even too much. Every umunna shared palliatives apart from the one from the state government and wealthy individuals.

Valkrie:
Madam..you can't understand because you no get prick...if to say you get prick you for know and understand why men make all the comments they made here that you term trash...!!

Minjim:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/thenationonlineng.net/breaking-lagos-private-schools-reopen-monday/amp/

mascot87:
I like the fact that the guy is honest. From is speech, he really want to pay and he will pay.

For those that are insulting him and calling him names, ode be una. Most people dey owe others money and we know how this things are. Not like he doesn't want to pay but Coro period na hell for people so make the guy relax. From that chat I saw yesterday evening before this video he made, he sounds like he really want to pay but things aren't just working well for him.
Some of you wey dey insult am self go owe money, some for more than 2 years self and them dey talk nonsense here

Davidski:
I reside in Ilorin and the curfew was as a regard of the looting that took place at shoprite mall, where various private businesses was vandalized and looted at about 8:30pm

Not just that alone various supermarkets, phone galleries around ilorin axis were also looted.

Snatching of cars at post office and challenge that night also.

Even people were still at customs office by 1am to still loot the place and burn it.

Permit me to ask, are the youths really ready to be leaders of tomorrow?

BlueRayDick:
So I prepared this stir fry spaghetti yesterday, but due to the domestic incident that followed it's consumption I couldn't post.

So I prepared the spag and devoured it almost immediately, but when I was done eating I noticed I was experiencing some discomfort somewhere down my throat. Then it hit me, the shell/Legs of the dried prawn I used for the spag had hooked my throat and was causing serious pain.

I tried everything I could to have it forced out but I couldn't. The more I tried, the more the pain down my oesophagus increased. I even dipped my hands down my throat to throw up as much as I can but yet the particle causing the pain never came out. I even followed some YouTube videos that required one to take coke or olive oil when food particles get stuck in the throat but nothing came out.

I eventually ended up in the hospital. The doctor who happens to be a childhood friend whom we grew up together in Sunday school told me I just have to keep drinking warm water and allow the particle drop down my stomach by itself over time. An alternative to this is for her to refer me to ENT specialist who will perform a procedure and remove it. She gave me a drug to relieve the inflammation around the area sha.

Well, I woke up this morning and it appears like she predicted the particle already dropped down my stomach. I only feel slight pain from the sore the particle made from my constant efforts at trying to force it out yesterday.

Why am I posting this long story? It's for us all to be careful when swallowing these food items especially seafood. As we keep safe this period, let's also eat safe ó. For me no more dried prawn in meals for now

kenny1111:
Good afternoon everyone,

please I need advice from all parents and Educators and parents on Nairanland. today I just realized my 3years old son cant even read Letters A to F talk less of A to Z but can read Figure 1 to 10, I am seriously worried.

I don't stay at home except for weekends as I am working outside my state, but due to the curfew I find my way back home yesterday so I was able to discover this problem in the early hours of today.

I know the mother is trying cos I have seen different live videos where she was teaching him and working on his assignment, most times I pity the boy so much because of the beating from his mum alone makes me sick but I can't really complain since I know is for his own good and I know how stressful it is for a mother with 2 kids to manage her time and all that....

I called his teacher immediately and she told me my son will be going to Nursery class when the present term is over due to his age, sadly she didn't say things I expect to hear from her so I told her I will visit the school once the curfew is over, I need explanation, is private school that bad these days ? my son can't even write 2 and 3

I have bought Video CD, bought many play book materials containing letters and figures displayed boldly, I bought counting and so on when he was 2 years so i expect a better result by now.

pls sir and ma, I need help on how to guide this boy to learn better, what should I do and how should I go about it.

Note: any time I am home, I always go through his books, assignments and read his school rhymes for him.

pls Help

concerned Daddy

Collyno82:
Really!!! More confused than your stinking ass.

Collyno82:
Nzuzu gbukwa gi dia. Who is more tribal than a shameless, stinking and senseless fellow like you.

Collyno82:
as if calling me out adds or subtract anything from me. You are my mumu for life. Don't run away,,, Ewu-Awusa ndi Yoruba

Amotolongbo:
Oba of Lagos has been known to be so greedy

This Oba really desecrated the stool and lost the respect by disrespecting Ooni of Ife and openly declaring for APC, playing day time politics.

Oba of Lagos isn’t the only Oba in Lagos and the whole Southern part of the country, but the only King whose palace was burnt and ransacked. This says a whole lot about him.

Let no one tribalize this burning of Oba of Lagos Palace.

Collyno82:
senseless mumu that can't remember he mentioned me first, got into a discussion that was not directed to him or her.

AIlahuAkbar:
The Person or group that Spearheaded these end SARS terrorist protesters should be unmasked, arrested and charge to court for treasonable felony.
Any protester still caught should be used by the army as shooting practice.
The rate and army of youths protesting has shown that 95% of our youths are into crime.
Nigerian Army should declare an operation and wipe out these terrorist protesters and bring back peace and sanity into our beloved country.
Nigeria is ONE

Collyno82:
Your too inconsequential to get my attention this morning, the nation is mourning.

Collyno82:
doesn't matter if am newbie or not,,, facts remains facts.

Collyno82:
No wonder women like you are easily fooled and scammed because you have eyes but can't see, you have sense but can't reason.

Hathor5:
Got this recipe from a friend and added chili to the flavor. It was delicious.

southniyikaye:
After endsars, we should also do end individual wickedness

There was a program organized by the federal government where people will be trained and given equipments after training...
Though money for the equipments will be returned but spread over 10 years to ease payment...
Could you believe that the federal government already provided all the equipments and distributed it to the leaders of the trainees?
But these leaders hound all these equipments and till date, it wasn't shared but sold to distributors..

See, our government is responsible for 30% of the wickedness in Nigeria cos it there was monitoring, oversee and reassessment, things won't be this worse. But they just implement and ignore then some people sit on these things and create wealth from it.
Now, we citizens account for the remaining 70% of the wickedness.
You see your neighbors prospering then you begin to look for ways to do him evil.
When you want to transact with most Nigerians, how to scam you will be the first thing in their head...

Nepa will send people to steal your transformer cables and still come to tell you people to donate to buy same cable, you will even pay working fees for same cable stolen by them..

People will hear there will be fuel increase and hound the fuels they have till it becomes expensive then sell..

Before Corona, I know a woman who has about 1500 bags of popcorn she sells at 8k...immediately Corona enters, someone we saw her shop 3days ago with such amount of kernels told us they just supplied her Corona goods overnight and she began selling for 13k..same goods diff prices..

Facemask
Sanitizers
Etc

When we finish changing how we want to be governed, we should also change our wicked attitudes towards ourselves...
You help people, they will use it against you.
You don't help, they will lable you stingy..

Akposy:
I will be derailing though.

1. Get a good cucumber variety (seeds)
2. Get a flower pot, sack or grow bags with hole for drainage.
3. Source for top soil or any other substrate you intend using. Just ensure it's fertile et Al. You can mix with cured cow dung or chicken droppings.
4. Sowed your seeds (not too deep about 1 inch or 1.5 inch deep
5. Water. Be careful with over/under watering.

These are just the preliminaries. You will learn as you go.

Akposy:
Breakfast is served.
Jollof rice| Dodo| Stewed beef and mini cucumber

I harvested the cukes from my flower pot this morning

BlueRayDick:
₦500 including the plate

BlueRayDick:
Amala and ewedu + obstacles