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Family › Re: I Am Beginning To Hate My Only Son by ceeceeuwa: 8:11am On Jan 13, 2021
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked




This must be very sexually frustrating..
Before lalasticlala and other elders come to your rescue, let me share my bit because it happened to me too so I relate perfectly to how you feel.
My son will always creep up beside his mother just when I am about marking our attendance register.

This kept on for a while so we deviced a trick...we'd go into the bathroom and do it there while the little fella cried away at the locked door banging on it with all his might.
(His noise helped a lot because his mom was a hell of a screamer.)

Out of fear of being reported for child neglect due to his constant loud cries, we deviced another trick.
We began dropping him inside our giant washing machine's carton.
I'd pack candies, toys and other likely distractions inside the carton and just drop him there.

Dude wasn't still distracted, he'd play for barely 2minutes and start screaming like he was abducted.

We learnt another new trick.

We decided to only copulate at 3am when he'd be fast asleep. The first time we tried it...this dude wet the bed just when the reverse cowgirl was getting into gear.
The second time, I was just about to put the key into the ignition when he began screaming like he just fought with the antichrist in his dream.
The third time, Newton's second law of motion was already in progress when he reached out his hand and dragged my schlong with all his energy.

That was when I knew this was more than just bad-timing...it was definitely spiritual.
So I cut some of his lock and took it to one native doctor who confirmed that he was the reincarnate of his mother's over-protective dead lover who died on his way to pay her brideprice.

That was the day I decided not to be bothered.
I'd shag whether or not the toddler was there...that was my way of claiming territory and telling that jealous spiritman that a new person was in charge of the kpekus.

That must have humiliated him because since then, before I even pull his mother's pant, e don run go parlour.
You never disappoints with your fictitious tales!
Family › Re: Why Aren't Today's Marriages Lasting Like Those Of Our Parents And Forefathers? by ceeceeuwa: 4:33pm On Jan 12, 2021
SchoolPedia:
Now nko?
What changed?
Their eyes Don open! No time to tolerate nonsense!!
Business › Re: My Brother's Salesgirl Is Stealing from Him, Should I Tell Him? by ceeceeuwa: 4:27pm On Jan 12, 2021
Manoftheyear:
Good day guys, happy New year to everyone, please I will make this post as brief as possible.

My brother asked me to help him look after his business when he wants to travel for Xmas, and it happens that I know much about the business, and he have a salesgirl too whom from my observation is a single mother though she is still very young.

Now this is the problem, since I started coming to that shop, I noticed this girl used to do some uncertain things (wuru wuru), so I decided to be more watchful and that's when I found out what she has been doing in the shop. I have caught her red handed in this act.

The first occasion was during last week Tuesday when we were about to close for the day and I was going through the sales book only for me to realized that the items we sold earlier in the day, the quantity in the book was different from what we actually sold, she minus some quantity and I called her to it and she acted as if it was a mistake, I acted as if nothing happened.

Second incident was last week Saturday, I was in the shop and one woman came to the shop with an Item she bought from our shop, so I was in my corner not minding them but I realized she came to complain of something to her and later bought another thing, I saw the item she came with so after the woman left, I called the girl and asked her when the woman bought that item, she said it was on Thursday, so after sometime, I went to the sales book to check if she wrote it, but I was shocked when I went through the whole week sales but I couldn't find it. I kept my cool, till in the evening when we were about to go and i asked her to show me where she wrote it, only for her to be going through over and over again, I asked her, I thought you said you sold this thing on Thursday and she said no.

Now because we have closed for the day, she wrote it as Monday sales, but I keep wondering if it was only this item that the woman bought. Even is she sold it on Thursday and forget to write it down, the Money would have reflected after the close of the day, but it didn't, that means she intentionally stole the money. She is the one with shop keys and she opens the shop before i come every morning.

Now my problems are

1. I love minding my business

2. It's my brother's business which he entrusted to me to look after for him, so if after finding out all these things and still keep it to myself, if anything goes wrong in future I won't forgive myself.

3. This lady is a single mother and very young, I assume this is the only place she gets what she's using to take care of her herself and her baby, I really feel for her and I know she is going to loose her job if my brother gets to know about this.

Please what should I do?


Please forgive my errors, I'm not perfect
You want your brother to be out of business?
You owe her nothing but her salary! Except, your brother wants to willingly assist her with some stipends on his own volition. Stealing should not be condoned at all!
Romance › Re: "Stingy Women Association Of Nigeria" Launched To Counter The Men's Version by ceeceeuwa: 2:34pm On Jan 12, 2021
Jamesz12:
We move
Which kind poverty uniform be this one?
Family › Re: Man Accused Of Molesting His 9months Old Son Reacts (photos) by ceeceeuwa: 7:53am On Jan 12, 2021
southniyikaye:
Women
He is a foolish man for telling his wife about the DNA test.. As in, who does that?
Something you will do and keep mute about...
The DNA thing caught the wife unaware and she is gonna do everything to stop him...

Wait o, these new sets of mother and wife to be, dem take hoeing swear for them ni?
They will tell their friends, "I can't be sexing the same guy for the rest of my life na". They will even say "how can I be eating eba in the morning, afternoon and evening?
Na that eba go choke una die

To those that believe a grown man will molest a 9 months 2 weeks, you all need to get your brains checked for madness...
Even at 9months, the babies stool will still be watery cos he maybe hasn't eaten anything solid but breast milk or akamu..

And between, where is that sapphire jumping up and down the other thread like a monkey on heat?
If your dad or uncle molested you when you are younger, that doesnt mean you should take out your anger on every man you come across. na people like u husband dey kill and kill himself cos he won't be able to cope with someone like you..
Alot of people have gone through worse than whatever you went through when you were younger..
You either see a therapist or a phychiatrist whichever your case demand..
The guy just want use DNA that is trending catch cruise! Which foolish man will tell his wife that he wants to conduct a DNA on Their child?
You don't even need to carry a baby to the hospital to do a DNA, all you need is a few samples of whatever from the baby.
Romance › Re: This Girl I Follow On Instagram Killed Someone Today by ceeceeuwa: 5:40pm On Jan 11, 2021
Erigs:
Igbo, weed, Indian hemp
Thanks!
Family › Re: Why Do Women Lose Interest In Sex After Marriage? by ceeceeuwa: 5:25pm On Jan 11, 2021
bizme:
Thanks for the reprimand. I'm honestly tired of people like that whose only contribution is to attack people they don't know. I am beginning to think that there several adolescents on NL.
They are so many here that you begin to think something is really wrong with the society at large! They can't contribute anything meaningful but insults! One need to develop a 'tough skin' to visit Nairaland these days. Seun needs to do something about the recent surge of insolent attitude here!
Family › Re: Hurray..Nairaland Baby is 2!! by ceeceeuwa: 5:10pm On Jan 11, 2021
Happy Birthday dear! May you experience God's love and grace always... Amen!
Romance › Re: This Girl I Follow On Instagram Killed Someone Today by ceeceeuwa: 3:34pm On Jan 11, 2021
Erigs:
na my area be that.
The girl smoke Igbo and the guy knack am finish e no gree pay her, argument ensued and the girl stabbed and killled him, as she was about to escape she was then caught
What does 'ikong Ekpo' mean?
Crime › Re: Beautiful Lady Stripped Naked In Uyo After Stabbing Boyfriend To Death (photos) by ceeceeuwa: 3:21pm On Jan 11, 2021
ikong Ekpo What does the above mean? Any efik or ibibio in the house should help translate please!
Crime › Re: Beautiful Lady Stripped Naked In Uyo After Stabbing Boyfriend To Death (photos) by ceeceeuwa: 3:21pm On Jan 11, 2021
ikong Ekpo What does the above mean? Any efik or ibibio in the house should help translate please!
Health › Re: Guys Please What Kind Of Growth Is This?! by ceeceeuwa: 3:06pm On Jan 11, 2021
czarr:
it started last year and it is making me really uncomfortable...it seems to be expanding, it started like a small wound like blister. Doctors in the house epp your boy!
Is it pai ful or painless? If it is giving you concern, I'd suggest you visit the hospital so it can be checked!
Family › Re: My Fiance Visited My Mother Empty-Handed & Now Our Relationship Is Threatened by ceeceeuwa: 7:00am On Jan 11, 2021
Exodora:
I don't think is hatred .
You know what I think , I think is lack of home training .
Even as a child during Christmas once we all come together as family we always visit my grandma's sisters house we always go with a gift like palm wine , kola , fowl etc , and then they will sever us food and also gift us while we are going back.
There is nothing wrong in gifting . This is Africa we should behave as one .
Could remember some year back we visited my cousin's husband's home town .We went with wine , birds @ fowls , bitter kola , kola and many other things .
Even though he is madly rich he was glad that we came with those gifts is not even as if he will eat any of them seff but he will show them off to his friends and then ask his cooks to prepare them for visitors .
You wouldn't belief what we went home with that day for just gifting him those things .
Rightly put, a whole lot of them lack home training! Have you noticed that they quickly respond to people's post with insults? Imagine you insulting people on a faceless forum, when you don't know if the person in question is your parent or relation...civility among our current youths has been thrown to the dogs! Reason I visit Nairaland less and use other forums like Quora and the others!
Christianity Etc › Re: COVID-19: Yinka Akinbami Is Dead. House On The Rock Pastor Dies by ceeceeuwa: 12:23pm On Jan 10, 2021
jesusjnr2020:
Was it Covid-19 that caused his death?

That ought not to be of those who are truly God's servants. Check their history in the Bible.

Perhaps there's something we don't know.

Nonetheless, may God grant his family the fortitude to bear the loss. Amen.



Apparently it was only because his time to die had come, because there was still life in his bones even after his death.

2 Kings 13:20-21 (KJV)

And Elisha died, and they buried him. And the bands of the Moabites invaded the land at the coming in of the year.
And it came to pass, as they were burying a man, that, behold, they spied a band of men; and they cast the man into the sepulchre of Elisha: and when the man was let down, and touched the bones of Elisha, he revived, and stood up on his feet.


So Elisha didn't die because of the sickness but because his time to die had come, otherwise the sickness would have never been able to kill him.

God bless.
Remain blessed!
Travel › Re: Uyo City - The Rising Colossus Of The Delta by ceeceeuwa: 12:05am On Jan 10, 2021
Delta State iss cursed with bad leaders! The state governor should come and see what his colleagues is doing in another state.
Health › Re: Doctors Please Help! She's Still Menstrates For The Past 20days Now. by ceeceeuwa: 3:44pm On Jan 09, 2021
olahero:
Good morning Drs, she is menstruating for the past 20days now, please any solution to that? She said she have bought some drugs prescribed by her doctor yet no signs of stopping soon according to her.

Help please as she's loosing bloods.
Is she on hormonal contraceptive? If not, she can visit a gynecologist.
Family › Re: My Fiance Visited My Mother Empty-Handed & Now Our Relationship Is Threatened by ceeceeuwa: 8:07am On Jan 09, 2021
UnBanEbenezer:
it is your generations that do beg for crumbs and expecting any visitors that pay you poverty stricken fellows a visit you should expect he should be coming and feed you before starvation finishes off your family.
You're cursed with poverty and so shall it be till you fools turn a new leaf.
Bastard fellow
You be idiot
Family › Re: My Fiance Visited My Mother Empty-Handed & Now Our Relationship Is Threatened by ceeceeuwa: 7:39am On Jan 09, 2021
UnBanEbenezer:
it is your generations that do beg for crumbs and expecting any visitors that pay you poverty stricken fellows a visit you should expect he should be coming and feed you before starvation finishes off your family.
You're cursed with poverty and so shall it be till you fools turn a new leaf.
Bastard fellow
You be idiot
Poverty shall finish off your offspring till their last generation and their shall be no remedy to it! Amen!!
Family › Re: My Fiance Visited My Mother Empty-Handed & Now Our Relationship Is Threatened by ceeceeuwa: 9:07pm On Jan 08, 2021
Gideon110:
You are even worst than the op self.. Spit on you...
Spit on your dead body! Ozu!
Family › Re: My Fiance Visited My Mother Empty-Handed & Now Our Relationship Is Threatened by ceeceeuwa: 9:06pm On Jan 08, 2021
UnBanEbenezer:
you're plainly stupid and miserable for being blind.
Can't you read where she said the fiance came with gifts during his first visit?
All the female in your family are stupid and will remain miserable for the rest of their lives. Amen!
If you cannot be civil with discussions, then fvck off my mention!
Family › Re: My Fiance Visited My Mother Empty-Handed & Now Our Relationship Is Threatened by ceeceeuwa: 5:28pm On Jan 07, 2021
Trayceey:
I'm not a poor woman u fool. I can feed you and your entire family for ages. This is not about being poor. It's about doing the right thing that culture demands. we are Africans
Don't bother arguing with them. Most of them are still teenagers with opera mini free mb.
At least your mom played her part by hosting your boyfriend. Also, it's possible the guy is not well schooled on how to treat would be inlaws, you owe it to him to educate him in a subtle manner. Your approach to the matter must have put him off.
Family › Re: My Fiance Visited My Mother Empty-Handed & Now Our Relationship Is Threatened by ceeceeuwa: 5:18pm On Jan 07, 2021
Mariangeles:
We are Africans. Let us be honest with ourselves.

A man going alone to visit his would-be mother in-law empty handed is a red flag. Something to worry about.
What was the purpose of the visit?
Even as a female, it is still wrong to go visit the mother of the man you're going to marry empty handed.
Even #250 bread, the Bobo no fit buy!
Their hate for women on this forum won't make them see reasons.
Celebrities › Re: Woli Arole: Premarital Sex Is A Sin, I Have Stopped It by ceeceeuwa: 2:49pm On Jan 07, 2021
DEMZEE:
It's a sin but how many of our ladies are heeding to the advice

Virginity is scarce in the land

Poverty breeds hoes and we have too much poverty in the land
Like the ladies are doing it with themselves... everyone should take responsibility for their actions! Every time ladies here and there...
Education › Re: Deeper Life High School Fees (photos) by ceeceeuwa: 8:19am On Jan 07, 2021
zik4ever:
No. It is not! It is #445k for a start. I am a parent and paid last term. This one is not 'they said' or 'internet matter sir. I made the payment and have receipt. I repeat it's #445k and covers uniform, books, tuition, feeding and boarding etc for first term. It's same for all the campuses.
Did you pay 445k per section or term?
Education › Re: Masked Doctor Sneaked In, Tried Injecting Don Davis - Mother (Video) by ceeceeuwa: 10:29pm On Jan 06, 2021
Marvellously2Me:
If she has been fighting on complete truth, she will have been able to gain sympathy and justice for starving the boy but she added sexual abuse and molestation which weren't part of it, you don't expect to throw such big accusations and expect the accused not to try every possible means to defend themselves.

Her accusations are ladened with, deception, lies and inconsistencies that was why the police ask her to keep her mouth shut until the end of the investigation.
How did you know that sexual abuse and molestation were not part of it?
Family › Re: Moyo Thomas Changes Her Name To Mo David (Photos) by ceeceeuwa: 9:49pm On Jan 03, 2021
Womanizer:
You people should face your own lives and leave this lady alone

Na fuçk she fuçk, she no kill person angry
Her fvck Don kill person o!
Family › Re: Adam Nuru Paternity Scandal: FCMB To Probe MD As Many Demand His Sack by ceeceeuwa: 5:00pm On Jan 02, 2021
pyman11:
Pray God save us from the infidelity ladies of now a days
It takes two genders to commit infidelity... to think that the MD is also a married man!
Celebrities › Re: Abby Zeus Is Pregnant; Shares Video Of Her Baby Bump by ceeceeuwa: 12:42pm On Jan 02, 2021
Realtord43:
Men are scum are still swallowing men cum to get pregnant. gringrin

Talk about double standard.

they cant live without us cheesy
Cry baby! Cry!
Celebrities › Re: Who Is Your 2020 Man Of The Year? by ceeceeuwa: 7:02pm On Jan 01, 2021
Everyone who has struggled to keep their heads above the turbulent waters of 2020 is indeed 'man of the year'!
Family › Re: FCMB MD, Adam Nuru In Sex Scandal - Business Live by ceeceeuwa: 2:28pm On Jan 01, 2021
jaxxy:
He’s not a side dude he’s her boss and can use his leverage of money, power and influence on weak women. That was a married woman and he destroyed sm1’s marriage.

If he wanted to have kids with her why not ask her to officially divorce then do his thing? Why will he have an affair with his married staff and even impregnate her 2ce??

This is not a joke. He destroyed a man’s family and destroyed his life. undecided
May God punish all bosses who use their position to intimidate married women! Even lecturers and HoDs tormenting people's daughters ... You will meet your waterloo soonest!
Family › Re: FCMB MD, Adam Nuru In Sex Scandal - Business Live by ceeceeuwa: 12:57pm On Jan 01, 2021
Pochettino:
Pretty wives don't guarantee fine kids.
Ugly wives don't guarantee faithfulness!

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