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descarado:
This is total package


Do u guys know that indomie chicken Nigeria doesn't taste like indomie chicken Ghana?

I wonder why.

Which has a better taste?

mosho2good:
Bbnaija will end on Sunday, then on Monday Nigerian youths will realize that fuel and electricity bill were increased.
Chai...

... and a bag of rice is now 31K!

aylive02:
Whats wrong in this chat?

Everything is wrong with it!

Iyoocartel:
Iyooooooo cartel

What people fail to understand is athat fter graduation you should forget your certificate in one cupboard in the village and enter street to hustle like a mad man. No free job for anyone in this country even if you graduated with First class in unn or uni ibadan.
I graduated with a very good 2.1 but i dropped my certificate for bunk enter HK for cotonou go learn work now everybody dey call me German bugger for ogbe.
Every night steady bombing as if i dey work with isis!

Only music and bank affair ga eme mu njide pen
School no be scam shaa but amalom way school
School adia enyem ego Muwa ji e look good
Muwa n'enye school ego ndi teacher Ana look good
18 years in school momma told me read your book
I told her i want to hustle I want to take you to the moon
Osim anyhow e be Nwa i dey pray for you

See correct rhymes!

Uzomacharles:
Eyiah

Keep Quiet..
Oga need advice,u wan add fire to hell

Its not good to be too good for any man.

Then don't be good to your husband

Hypocrites everywhere! If it were his wife that cheated now you all Nairalander alpha males Wili be ranting"chase the hoe away"!

Juliearth:
Cc
ceeceeuwa

Now you come! Nice one!!!

Juliearth:
That is why I am asking you to point out my flaws with the soup so I can learn.

OK, you omitted water leaf, periwinkle. Iru and tatase is not used. You can google 'recipe for Edikaikong' on YouTube. I'm not so good at typing lengthy words. I'm at work.
All the best! I love food section!!!

Juliearth:
Really? What makes you think it isn't edikaikong?

The recipe is not same as for Edikaikong.
Edikaikong is indigenous to Akwa Ibom and Cross Rivers indigene.

Juliearth:
Efo riro is the Yoruba version of edikaikong. It is a staple in every Yoruba home and no occasion is complete without this delicacy. Today, I decided to prepare a pot of this delicacy for a client. Find below the ingredients and method of preparation.
Cc
MissyB3
Nonny400
Moralgladiator
Daddtime


To prepare this soup, you would need
Unadulterated palm oil
Red bell pepper (tatashe)
Goat meat
Stock fish
Smoked fish
Cow tripe
Cow offals
Crayfish
Cameron pepper
Fresh Pepper, Onions, ginger
Pumpkin (ugu) leaves...
Iru

1. Wash and process all ingredients as supposed.
2 wash cow tripe with salt and/or vinegar
3 wash smoked catfish and stock fish with warm water and salt. I thereafter, soak the stockfish in hot water for an hour max to soften it.
4. Wash red bell peppers and deseed, blend coarsely with pepper, onions and ginger.
5. Cook your meats. Start with the cow tripe and offals since they are the hardest. Use your discretion to know when to add the goat meat. Note that you have to use as little water as possible. Cook until almost tender and set aside.
6. Add palm oil to another pot, once hot (but not bleached), add some diced Onions, allow to caramelize and then add the pepper blend. Add you iru and stir occasionally until it is well fried (the presence of oil at the top confirms this)

7. Add your cooked meats, soaked stockfish, add some bouillon cubes if necessary, blended crayfish, cameroun pepper (for extra heat). Allow to cook for additional 10 to 15 minutes and then add your vegetables.allow to cook for 3 minutes and your Efo riro is ready.

Bon Appetite!

This looks nice! But it's definitely not edikaikong!!!

Nuttella:
Yes

What's the process?

Nuttella:
Someone used this type of cake mixer to grind cooked yam and the pounded yam came out nice. E shock me.

For real?

Collegenews:
This guy is a legend. Lmao!

He is petty!

AgbenuAnna:
Boil your moringa leaves in clean water until the leaves become tender
Drain out the water by pressing the water out from the leaves
Pound your kuli kuli
Mix the kuli kuli and moringa leaves together
Add salt
Slice pepper or use grounded pepper
Mix together with the moringa and kuli kuli

(Some people add Maggi but I don’t use it for this)

You can add tomatoes to it
That’s all

Thanks

AgbenuAnna:
I don’t know how to describe it but you should try it
The one below was done by a friend that’s how it’s suppose to look like but I don’t know how to eat raw tomatoes and onions

Recipe please!
It looks nice, I hope it taste so too?

The second line is not so pronounced. She could wait a couple of days more and repeat the test.

Barrister George, thanks for our help!

The baby is the lighter version of his dad.

Who counted the spoilt money?

AgbenuAnna:
Northern salad(kuli kuli and moringa )

How would this taste?

... Can't even boast of steady electricity after 60 years... who cursed Nigeria with incompetence?

Banga and egusi with little bitter leave.

Is it not the part of meat they call' fuku' by Yorubas?

obasi101:
Lol all dis gals sha. Currently on vacation in aba.. met her like Today, two days later we had sex... I was shocked! Twas a free sex tho.. but I threaded with caution in my own way. Barely 3weeks later, she called, telling me she z not feeling too well ... Bla.. blast.. blaaa...! I smiled n asked her wats wrong.. says she THINKS she z pregnant n it was mine..dat she needed money for an abortion.. I Told her to keep d baby.. once she puts to bed, I ll come pick my child up.. since she was sure it was mine.
Fellas since after I Said this words to her, she z stopped bothering me with calls about abortion money Like she was doing bfr, she even had to block my line, even on WhatsApp too, cux I keep trying to reach her to know how she was fairing cuz I have coinscience.

NB: Guys be careful of dis ladies.. most of them try to tire each of us down with fake pregnancy tales or try to enstrange us with another mans baby.

I wonder why guys dread pregnancy more than STD's? Later they will be forming over wise! Imagine having unprotected sex with someone you are meeting for the first time, and you are feeling like you won a trophy.

Righteousness89:
SCIENTISTS are Baffled..

WORLD LEADERS are Rattled..

TECHNOLOGY is Confused..

WORLD INHABITANTS are Helpless..

THE SAINTS and THE WISE are Fearless...

The Saints and the Wise Understand that all these Happenings are the Endtimes Prophecies and Signs Given by our Lord and Savior JESUS Christ.
They are busy, Ensuring Purity, Holiness and Righteousness on all Sides.

The Saints and the Wise are Preparing themselves For the BLAST of The LAST Trump aka The RAPTURE! The Greatest Event that is Set to Hit the Earth

AND
Bubu is 'SHOCKED'!

Bkayyy:
Try to reason from the husbands angle

Are you sane? Will you let same fate befall your female offspring?

Estellie:
Afia efere

My favorite.

Deprofessional:
The only Hausa land that the Fulanis could not conquer is Borno state.

Mai Idris Aloma with his warriors fought the fulanis to a stand still and roundly defeated them.

That is why the fulanis in a bid to destroy Borno, foisted Boko haram there.

FOOD for thought!

Goke7:
Kemi said unprintable things about pastor ibiyeome, what did freeze said about the same pastor ibiyeome pls tell us

See for yourself!
https://www.nairaland.com/4372621/daddy-freeze-calls-bishop-oyedepo

Baby Freezer Don buy market! They will give him the kemi Olunloyo treatment.

Crenzywilliams:
I deeply have a problem with abusive men, I strongly opposed the abuse of anyone, girl, boy, woman or man by anyone.. that said, I strongly believe bringing such sensitive and private family issues to social media is really wrong. There's the place of the extended family, religious heads and if it's still not handled properly to the traditional ruler. Bringing her dad here is only going to create more enemity and hate in that family. Not everything should be brought to social media. The internet never forgets.

She most have considered all of the above you mentioned before towing that path. If bringing it to social media will bring an end to it, so be it!
22 yrs is no joke! She must have seen enough.

SirMichael1:
Hello Good afternoon Familanders. This is very long, so please bear with me.

I’ll start from the root. Well, in my church, there’s usually a committee for the married men where most times we can proffer solution to the issues or need of the church members and other times organize get together monthly within us (married men) just to foster unity. Since we're like 20, different men host the get together. Therefore, it's spaced out for 1year and 8months.

It all began last Sunday when I was chosen to oversee the next get together which comes up this Sunday after church. When we (my wife and I) got home after church, I told her about it and she immediately asked, “who would do the cooking”? I was taken aback as the question sounded strange. I replied her saying, since she did the cooking the last time, I figured she’d do it this time.

She got angry and said there’s no way she’ll be going through the stress of cooking for 18 to 25 men and that I better know what to do concerning who’s going to handle the cooking. I tried to calm her down and reminded her of how I assisted her in the kitchen by pounding the yams while she made the soup -two soups actually and that I was going to help her this time. Yam is quite expensive so we’re not pounding this time, just Semo.

She remained adamant and said there was no way she would do anything, that the work stressed her so much and she won’t partake in any cooking and that I better go find anyone to do the cooking. Thing is, I understood the fact that the work was stressful for her because she was 5 months pregnant then and it was her first time.

Yesterday at work, I kept pondering about a solution and a thought struck me. I called her from work and asked her, "how about I get one of the women at church to offer you support?". She blatantly refused and still held on to her words.

My mind hasn’t been settled since morning because I got hold of a caterer and she told me that she’ll charge a thousand naira per head, that is approximately 20k. Truth is, the get together came at a wrong time and considering the prices of drinks, the cost of the food stuff, meat, ingredients, etc. I really can’t afford a caterer right now.

I’m at a cross road now. I don’t know what to do because it’s causing a rift between us. I thought of bringing a church member to assist on that day without informing her so she wouldn’t surprise me and leave the house but I fear that if she comes, my wife might not join her in the kitchen and the woman will begin to feel a certain way (thinking of how ungrateful we are). Then again, who will purchase the food items? I’ve just been confused. I really need insights.

Note: I said I'll help her make the swallow, she just needs to make the soup.

Op, you can negotiate with another caterer to come make only the soups at a lower cost. Do the market runs and get a family member or friend to help out, while you make the swallow yourself. Don't postpone the meeting, and also don't give people the impression that all is not well between you and your wife. Later, after the meeting you settle the issue amicably with her. It is well! Marriage comes with different challenges. Shalom!

LegendsCoded:
Nairalanders i hail thee.

I'm seeking for help on behalf of my neighbor's wife and her kids, her husband(our landlord) beats his wife and kids everyday(I mean 7 days a week nonstop). This man is usually drunk, I'm really concerned and really pained, as i type now he's beating his wife and has locked them out. I tried some Google searches but it's not helping. Please this woman and her kids needs help, but hat can be done.

Thanks

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