₦airaland Forum

FullBlastLight:
Objection my lord!

Can snail, earthworm, millipede, etc, jump?

Or, they're not animals, bt plants?

Read again. He said mammals.
Oh! He modified it.

Yoruba's and bleaching is like bread and beans

junketer:
Can bubu dance?

No, Bubu is an introvert.

Looks like genital warts. Is stand to be corrected though.

IvarTheBoneless:
Some time ago, I met a girl who used to plait her pubic hair

You have come with your lies again.

donstan18:
It's unreasonable and stupid for someone to think a lady that was found in company of criminals is innocent.

They should make sure the get the truth from her and penalize her.

Tears doesn't by any means prove you innocent.

Is there mode of interrogation right? Is that how it's is done in saner climes?

myforty68:
FREE MEANS FREE TESTING

Testing is free. Vaccination is at a reduced cost. It's the cost I want to know.

What's the cost of the vaccine.?This is to help one prepare ahead for the visit?

I have joined the group. Thanks for the initiative!

govomotors:
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Visit ant General Hospital, I did mine at Federal Medical Center in Jabi, Abuja.

Do you have an idea of the cost?

govomotors:
Am not a Doctor but will advise everyone to go for Hepatitis B checkup and if you are negative go for the vaccine.

I read about it years ago, went for the test and took the full dose of the vaccine.

Where can one get the vaccine? How much does it cost?

Simplyleo:
B4 opening this thread, I was 98 percent sure of the perpetrators and I wasn't disappointed.

Sorry to disappoint you. The perpetrator is from Auchi. Seek enlightenment instead of bigotry! I am sure at your age you don't know what state Auchi is located.

azvm:
i'm Nigerian by birth. my siblings are abroad too. i do hv cousins, nephews in Nigeria but we're not close

After seeing the red flags. I wonder what else you need to know.? Forget it. That guy is married. He is only playing with your emotions.

Me no see no eyes. All I see is forehead

donbachi:
Forget those laughs and smiles...beneath are envy and jealousy....yes,it was my wife's friend that gave her used pad as wedding gift..."why must it be her" crew.

For real?

This should make front page!
Cc: lalasticlala
Lala come and see how a snake will look like in 2050

akwara1234:
I have to go straight to the point. I run a medical laboratory and last week my friend's son came for some test including genotype. To my greatest surprise his genotype came out AS. Am 100% sure that both his mum and dad are AA because am their family doctor. Am very confused at this moment as am still with the lab result. Should I tell my friend or invite his wife over for questioning? Please matured minds should advice a brother.

Are you a lab scientist, doctor or lab owner?

kabillionaire:
I commented about that last week, nobody believed me.
That Edo boy is bisexual, even his ex girlfriend said he was always watching gay porn on his mobile.

Which of them is Edo? Hushpuppi or Woodberry?

potbelly:
Yuzedo's favorite

Where is Yuzedo? Oko Rita Dominic.

icenti:
Okay what else again .. I day go pharmacy like this

Nothing else. Just eat healthy and stay safe!
Apetamin syrup is kinda scarce though.
It would also make you eat and sleep a lot.

icenti:
Good day fams, please what tonic or prescription can I get over the counter to help me increase weight and add fat. I'm just too skinny and I hate my looks especially the way I'm looking veiny. Or what food time table can you come up with for me so I can add body I just think too much. I'm 23

Get Apetamin syrup.

BOOOMNAIJA:
Only legends can understand....

Indomie generation will think garri was once blue...

Our 'darling' OMO.

pyyxxaro:
Anything when involve Nigerian Police naa white elephant project.



Nigerian Police arrest person for my area , when we go station go bail the guy

We con ask wetin the guy do , Police say the guy when there arrest tooo worwor ☹️,the guy de cry profusely, e de ask them “ to worwor na crime , to worwor naa crime


Nobody worwor for this life oh , everybody is just unique in its own way

I don laf fall for ground!

I keep receiving sms for interview with the below address.
I get the interview invite from various phone numbers.

These people are vile! See how they are dragging their very own here. Even when she is trying to portray their culture to the world. How divided can one be? The Hausas or Yorubas are not the problem, but you!

How will you people get your Biafra with the kind of attitude portrayed? Just imagine how this nice thread has been turned to another civil war. Tueh!

You can buy the property in your child's name, but ensure you have all the legal documents of the property handed to you. If you are a novice in that regard, just involve a professional in that field.

Them Don press button!

Jkyoung:
I type this with tears in my eyes. I decided to share say this here because if I need somebody to hear my voice, as I approach my end.
If I write this on Facebook, family and friends will see it and panic will set in, I don't want that. Devoid of our differences, Nairaland is also family to me.
The choices I made in life are mine, but the forces at work are overwhelming. I was weak to their manipulations.
All I ever wanted was to be an Engineer, to make mama proud and take care of my siblings.
Believe me I have Love in my heart. I wanted to just be a better version of myself but nothing seems to work.
When it seems like I am making a little progress, my desires are there to remind me that I am only but a prisoner.
It appears to me that I was created a failure. I failed my family once again, myself, Society and God almighty.
Now I am not afraid of death, I am only sad as I picture the face of Mama, Papa, Brothers and sisters crying while I lay motionless oblivious of everything( I know I will surely hear their wailing from the other side)
I don't want to be judged, but that isn't really my choice to make.
The next 3 weeks will be very crucial to my existence, if I survive it, then I will know that I will grow old and reach 95( I have always told anyone that cares to listen that I will live to 95).
I know they are not reading this now, and nobody that knows me personally is; I just want to tell mom that I love her. To dad; All I wanted was to make him proud. To my brothers and lovely sisters: I love you guys, take care of mom and dad and succeed where I have failed.
To my Nairaland family, God bless you all. I will miss the Afonja's, Ipobs, Nyamiris, Brown roofs, red mud, Arewa's(do they even have any special insulting name like the rest of us?)Lala and his snakes, the feminists( feminists are wonderful people, thank God they don't breed well). Lol

I sincerely pray I survive this. Precious Blood of Jesus Christ, Save Us and the whole world.

Please, take a pause before you take any rash decision. If you love your family as you claim, you won't want to cause them pain! Remember there are people in the hospital fighting to stay alive. There is light at the end of the tunnel. You will surely overcome whatever challenges you may be facing. This too shall pass!

StagethemTVee:
That figure..Darn! This what i call ..see and believe. No need for serious marketing to her potential clients.

Did she perform the surgery on herself?