Travel › Re: Can I Get Direct Bus To Senegal From Lagos? by cooooooks(m): 7:58am On Sep 24, 2019 |
Parlez-vous français? Acme45: Pls help a brother. Am a designer by profession and i need guide on how to reach Senegal by Road. Can I get direct bus from Lagos?.I just want to learn the Senegalese embroidery on fabrics for six weeks.Pls I need information on accommodation and costs of living in Darker for maximum of six weeks.thanks |
Family › Re: Women's Health Versus Men's Health, Which Is A Priority? by cooooooks(m): 7:52am On Sep 24, 2019 |
Why must everything be polarised? HEALTH is the priority. |
Romance › Re: What Is The Most Painful Word Someone Ever Told You? by cooooooks(m): 7:40am On Sep 24, 2019 |
I hear say dem ban you? Wetin happen Blackivy29: that was cruel. We have relatives like that. May your mums soul rest in peace. |
Romance › Re: Guys Only: What Has Your Current Partner Brought To The Table? by cooooooks(m): 7:17am On Sep 24, 2019 |
I don't see anything wrong with the question. I'm not currently in s relationship like that so....  |
Travel › Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by cooooooks(m): 10:05pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
Try the Come to Canada tool: https://www.canada.ca/en/immigration-refugees-citizenship/services/come-canada-tool.htmlWhere did you study? Where are you working? Do you need/have certifications that are recognised in Canada? Do you know about Canada, people in Canada? Do you have a preferred place to be in Canada? You'll need to have some money in the bank. Do you speak French? Does your wife speak French? Are you under 50? abbeymaniak: What's up guys? I'm a newbie to traveling and anything visa related, please I need help and advice on how I should go about relocating to Canada if possible with my whole family, brief intro about myself I'm a web developer with 3years + experience. Please I need it advice on how I can go about it. Thank you in advance |
Romance › Re: Diminutive Porn Star ‘bridget The Midget’ Arrested For Stabbing Boyfriend During by cooooooks(m): 9:36pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
Some women threaten people with knives. This may be a mere coincidence that they were in the kitchen when they made the threat or something. Some people, FOOLISHLY, do not take these threats seriously but I do. meobizy: What does this comment mean? I am confused. What do women work with when in kitchens? |
Romance › Re: Why A Man Should Never Chase A Woman. by cooooooks(m): 8:51pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
Just don't be desperate.
Never force anyone to date or consider you.
Chase girls you think like you.
Allow girls to chase you.
Don't cheat and don't tolerate cheating. |
Food › Re: Huge Manatee Killed By Residents In Taraba State (Photos) by cooooooks(m): 8:48pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
Yayyy! You didn't make any (new) non-pidgin grammatical errors.  Enemyofpeace: leaf me alone jo or I go call sango for you |
Romance › Re: Help/advice Fellow Nairalanders by cooooooks(m): 8:47pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
Your gf tried and brought the food and you said she should take it back. When she agreed, you were angry.  Moral of the story: "Don't make empty threats". "Be careful what you say in anger". "Pride comes before a fall". |
Romance › Re: For Shy Guys: How To Talk With Girls. 4 Solid Topics To Fill The Void by cooooooks(m): 8:35pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
It's not just about her talking. You have to talk to and talk well. Be exciting, animated, be passionate, be human. |
Food › Re: Huge Manatee Killed By Residents In Taraba State (Photos) by cooooooks(m): 8:30pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
* hateEnemyofpeace: yinmu, when you tire you go leaf me alone. I ate English grammar to the core |
Food › Re: Huge Manatee Killed By Residents In Taraba State (Photos) by cooooooks(m): 8:28pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
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Food › Re: Huge Manatee Killed By Residents In Taraba State (Photos) by cooooooks(m): 8:23pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
* bothering him. Enemyofpeace: Lalasticlala doesn't eat fish, so stop bordering him with it and take it to mynd44 and Ishilove, this kind of fish is their favourite |
Family › Re: I’m Suspecting My Wife by cooooooks(m): 5:55pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
I want my wife to be a slaying mama long after we're married and have kids.
However, we must slay TOGETHER. Your wife or you or both of you is/are not interested in slaying TOGETHER. This is the major problem I see.
I also haven't seen your response as to whether you knew of your wife's preferred activities before you got married. Was she a hooker/runs girl before the marriage? Did you notice and ignore these before marriage? If so, why? Tell us so that people can learn.
Hey young wise woman @ blackivy27 biko come and give your 2 cents. |
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Romance › Re: Diminutive Porn Star ‘bridget The Midget’ Arrested For Stabbing Boyfriend During by cooooooks(m): 5:14pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
I always dey fear say woman go carry knife. |
Family › Re: Is She Showing Her True Colours? by cooooooks(m): 4:10pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
If he hires a girl/woman to come and do the washing, either: - the wife won't care which means she either trusts her husband or she cares about someone else. - the wife will mind and stop forming. However, I don't think we have enough info to fully understand her reaction. Let her tell her own side of the story. Willy7: Happy Sunday Nairalanders. I'm posting this on behalf of a neighbour and he is reading and seeing your advices and contributions as a guest. He recently got married about 3 months ago. According to him, his wife is not the pretentious type,sometimes stubborn but also hardworking. Something happened today that has got him thinking. They usually do laundries together, and he does the washing while she rinses and spreads. They brought out their dirty cloths and cottons for laundry this morning and after she soaked the cottons, she asked him to soak the cloths which he obliged. He hasn't finished soaking it when he noticed that she is struggling with the cottons, and he asked her to leave the cottons for him and come over to finish the soaking of the cloths he was doing, she told him playfully but point-blank that she won't touch the cloths. He thought it was a joke, he took over the cottons and after soaking it, he found out that she has been dodging the cloths. She refused touching it. He got upset and left the laundry, she took over the cotton. When he later came out, he took the cotton from her and helped her rinse them to spread. As he was doing this, she entered the house and start bathing. When he enquired, she said she has finished washing, and if he can't wash the cloths, he should park them inside. My neighbour was stunned. He got angry and went into the house leaving the cloths outside. For sometime now, he has been thinking what action to take and how to address such issue. He wants to know if this is just stubbornness or is there something he is Ignorant of. |
Romance › Re: She Purposely Ate Suya, Left Pepper In Her Mouth To Give Me Head: Man Caries Out by cooooooks(m): 3:26pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
The guy should stop long story and admit he liked it. Mtchew |
Travel › Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by cooooooks(m): 12:01pm On Sep 23, 2019 |
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Romance › Re: Marry Your Mate By Apostle Joshua Selman (6 Mates You Should Marry) by cooooooks(m): 9:47am On Sep 23, 2019 |
This is a good message. |
Romance › Re: Osu-Caste System Is Taking The Love Of My Life Away From Me. by cooooooks(m): 9:44am On Sep 23, 2019 |
If you break up because of OSU caste or whatever, you should flog yourself.
Don't be deceived please. |
Travel › Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by cooooooks(m): 9:20am On Sep 23, 2019 |
What are your qualifications, job experiences? Do you know people in Canada? Take the "Come to Canada" quiz and see what your options are. koredeeniola: I wish to go to Canada but i dont know how to fo about it,pls can anyone enlighten me |
Travel › Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by cooooooks(m): 9:18am On Sep 23, 2019 |
* I'mMayMaj:
am in same situation with you. For me, i changed my noc on EE profile so it will tally with saskachewan |
Travel › Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by cooooooks(m): 9:17am On Sep 23, 2019 |
* imparted. projobseeker10: I appreciate all the seniors that have impacted their knowledge and experience to everyone on this thread without holding back. God bless you real good!!!
I'm still looking up to God for PPR but currently have AOR. Well, I have been thinking and planning how man go make money in Obodo Oyinbo and I'll need your assistance.
A little of my background, I studied agricultural economics and I've been working on the farm for 5 years now. I took the ACCA diploma (F1 - F3) to boost my CSR score and accounting just enter my eye. (As a sharp guy, be like say money dey there 
However I need to know how I can change careers to accounting 'easily' in Canada.
-Do I first finish ACCA and apply for CPA after getting qualified?
-Should I abandon ACCA and focus in CPA? (From research it will take 2.5years of constant study instead of ACCA that states one must have 3 years experience as an accountant with the qualifications)
-Is there any one that has switched to accounting or has been an accountant before immigrating?
Abeg, make una help me find better way. Daalu, Ese, Naagode, Gracias, Merci! |
Travel › Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by cooooooks(m): 9:15am On Sep 23, 2019 |
You will have controls in the room. Ask when you're looking at the property and test it. ebimarian: Pls how can u tell that a basement is not centrally heated...pls i need guidance cos I'm about booking my basement place on Airbnb |
Travel › Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by cooooooks(m): 9:13am On Sep 23, 2019 |
It really depends on the basement. If it's surrounded by concrete (like downtown), it won't be a problem. However, if it's surrounded by earth, you'll really feel the cold. If you have to choose a basement, take one with PLENTY of natural lighting (windows). Basement apartments are colder and more prone to mould. That's basically it. onyexx: I have heard and read a couple of comments (not here) discouraging living in basements. Can someone please expatiate on the cons? Is it really that bad? Depressing? Not well heated? |
Travel › Re: Living In Canada/Life As A Canadian Immigrant Part 2 by cooooooks(m): 9:11am On Sep 23, 2019 |
I know of a German lady who studied/practised in Germany then came to Montreal. Did a 1 year certificate program and started working as a legal assistant together with side legal Jobs. Ruthiegal: Hello everyone. Please I need advice. I intend relocating to Canada next year (I want to start applying this December) with my baby with a student visa. I studied law. (I am a lawyer)But right now I can’t afford to go for masters in law which is around 40,000 CAD. I plan on doing a post graduate course which I can use to work and apply for for work permit after it’s over. I need advice on the course I can apply for that will help me get a work permit and possibly lead to PR. |
Romance › Re: I Am Scared Of Eventually Not Getting A Life Partner. by cooooooks(m): 3:51am On Sep 23, 2019 |
Yo I'm Sagittarius and 25 too. 1. You're young and not late AT ALL 2. You're unique and so will your husband. As a guy, my turn ons are: smarts (business, life, street, book); languages (Nigerian and European); natural humour. Not slay queening. I'm sure there are millions others like me who are not looking for airheads. 3. You've worked on yourself and your business shebi, consider this to be a new, side, project. Learn about IG, learn about tinder (for reals, smart people are there too). Don't focus on changing the person you are. Focus on expressing the person you've become. 4. Networking. No spirit man is going to come to your house. You can meet like minded people at events. Add 1/2 events a week to meet people (male and female). Interested in a language, join a speaking group; like a topic, join or host a networking event on it. 5. Use the network you already have. Check out the people you already know, you might find a gem right under your nose. Also, your current friends and acquaintances could link you up with possible dates. Good luck dear. Stay confident! saggitarius01: Good evening dear Nairalanders. I'm sorry I had to create a new account to post this. I am getting really worried about how my life may turn out. I'd be straight and brief as possible so please read and give me any advice you can. Thanks.
A brief rundown about myself.
I am going to be 25 in no time, growing up I felt there is only two paths a young lady should tow...either to forget being a fashonista and all trying to be neck deep in her outlook or calm down, first things first, work hard and make money (if possible be a millionaire before 25). I choose the later and as God will have it, my dream turned a reality.
Now, while I was in this journey of not turning out to be a lady who will never be able to foot her own bills, I forgot everything about being girlie. I never what it means to have female friends or hang out with any, I don't care so much about knowing the latest party and posh places or even taking all the posh pictures like the ladies in my age bracket would. I was focused to a fault. I saved to a fault.
I might not have everything I desire but I am indeed comfortable for a young lady who made it out of the ghetto life of Igbogbo.
Now my pain..
I do most of my jobs from home and therefore I am mostly within the confines of my apartment. No boyfriend, no fiance talk more of a husband. I don't have any friend and I don't know to make any friend for as a result of I trying to find my feet in life, I have had, experienced, seen and heard nasty behaviours of human. I keep people at arms length. I am afraid of an average human for I believe anybody can do anything even things you don't expect of them. 
I already observed that slaying and all the girlie ish is obviously not a part of me as i prefer to brainstorm and think of how to expand my business which I know an average lady my age, that is the least of her worries.
I know I need a man in my life. I don't know if it's a stereotype but I think ages 24-26 is the right age (as i have made to believe) a woman should at be at least settled Maritally. How do I go about getting a man to date and marry? Where are the places I should go to? Remember I said I have NO friends so no wedding invitations.
Am I stressing myself? But I am almost 25 and no man and truly in my hearts of hearts I know I want to be a wife someday and have a good family so need to lie about anything. Where do ladies meet their boyfriends? Not the playboys or those with pulled down shorts.
Please what do I do? What are the places to go? I tried hanging out to places for drink but you know how it feels and looks for a young lady to sit out on her own.
P.S. Yes I am not desperate but I am concerned.
Did i make a mistake by holding my life first instead of being all what the social media ladies are?
I just opened an Instagram account yesterday and still don't know how to use the app or what to do there. You can imagine the kind of lady I have become. Yes I can dress neat and combine my wears. Forget ugly, I ain't. I could do a nice make up on my face when ever I have 2 hours to spare. Never a boring fella. I just don't know how to find someone I could share all the happiness, joy and street wise advise with. Please help me. I am so lonely. I only come on nairaland whenever I am bored. Enough said.
I am open to questions. Any at all. |
Romance › Re: How To Keep My Virginity. by cooooooks(m): 3:36am On Sep 23, 2019 |
If you want to maintain a celibate relationship, define celibacy first. Note these: - no vaginal intercourae - no intercourse of any kind (for long, anal sex has also been known as Christian girl sex for obvious reasons) - no oral ("celibate" girls like this loophole. They get to orgasm but their guys may not be able to orgasm from this alone) - no making out - no kissing
Any kind of sexual contact, including kissing, will eventually lead to the next level in the chart above.
The torture is stupid. Try it out and you'll probably have to break up to remain celibate.
Please, please, please, if you are the main proponent of celibacy, do NOT start rubbing your guy and not expect him to want to release. It's not even healthy. Also, definitely do NOT sleep over. We know it is YOU that will start disturbing him in the night.
I won't advise anyone to go into a celibate relationship. It's unnecessary and the feeling of idiocy/failure if/when you guys break up can be weighty.
Mtchew. Cheers girl! |
Romance › Re: How To Keep My Virginity. by cooooooks(m): 3:27am On Sep 23, 2019 |
 A night in Burj Khalifa is[b] $24,000[/b]. DocH: My present girlfriend is a virgin with intact hymen and we've been like this for 3 years. I met her in my 6th year in uni she was just young, naive and very innocent. I made the no sex till marriage rule anyway even though it was initially her idea to see if I will run but I stayed put so she gave me the invite which i declined. I had my bit**es though for curing sake but those ones with multiple body counts too like drama *spits*. I want to deflower her in a 100$ a night suite in burj khalifa the tallest man made structure on the night I will place the ring on her finger. This will be in 3 years time. Its possible really it depends on how u go about it. Stay off unnecessary drama, stay off his pockets, u are not entitled to anything but Ur hymen. But then again, ppl differ. |