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Romance / Re: 'Why Women Should Date Multiple Men' - Dating Coach by crackhaus: 10:40am On Oct 28, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar

That is like not putting all your eggs in one basket


Only a mumu guy will accept that "connected but no Internet" method you girls use in pussyfying some simpleton....meaning you girls will be dating and eating his money but he can not browse( connected but no Internet)

If you date me...I am going to smooch and suck the hell out of your Bobby....bang the hell out of your pussy
cheesycheesy

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Romance / Re: 'Why Women Should Date Multiple Men' - Dating Coach by crackhaus: 10:30am On Oct 28, 2021
Miss @TorahCents has probably had a fight with her boyfriend in the past for taking another girl on a date, but here she is telling us that it's fine to date multiple people at the same time. cheesy

Woz my own sef? Me I sabi do multiple dating before.

Las las, it's still these same chics that will cry, complain, and accuse you of cheating on them just because you went to see one movie with a lady friend – as if seeing a movie automatically means you're having sex. grin

Very confused gender...

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Family / Re: My Wife Is Always Sad Whenever I Send Money To My Family by crackhaus: 10:19am On Oct 28, 2021
do4luv14:

you say?
I said it's witchcraft.

That's the reason she is acting that way.

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Family / Re: My Wife Is Always Sad Whenever I Send Money To My Family by crackhaus: 8:00am On Oct 28, 2021
officialmario:
Dear Nairalanders
There is this issue that is bothering my mind, I have promise to be faithful to my wife and always let her know whatever comes in for me.
But the problem is that I always tell her how money is spent, and whenever I present list for whatever we buy and all other expenses, but each time she sees anything like I sent 10k to my mother, she always pick up fight with me, and I have not been biased, I send money to her mother too.
I don't know why she is acting like this, and It doesn't make me a happy man at home.
Please I need your advice on what I can do, I don't want to hide anything from my wife.
Witchcraft, sorry to say...

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Family / Re: The Travails Of A Girl Child. My Story by crackhaus: 7:56am On Oct 28, 2021
ahnie:

Banana, thanks I no want.hoooor see me see trouble.
Your wahala don past ibadan John wicks own o grin
gringrin
Family / Re: The Dead Are Angry? by crackhaus: 7:46am On Oct 28, 2021
Which one is 'sara' again?

So people will die, get to the other side and their spirit will still be experiencing hunger/hardship lipsrsealed

Wonderful...

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Family / Re: Please I Need Legal Advice Concerning Divorce As The Respondent by crackhaus: 7:58pm On Oct 27, 2021
sisisioge:
Dont over stress yourself maami.You dont have to spend a dim. Since he is the petitioner, he practically gets to spend all the money if you're not contesting anything.

If you guys dont have kids or properties to fight over, you dont even have to appear in court. Let him and his lawyer keep going. When they bring another letter try not to be the direct receiver. By the time him and his lawyer waka court wella, he will be begging you to attend once just to tell the judge that you weren't contesting anything as the Judge will keep adjourning. They actually hate dissolving marriages without ascertaining that it's broken beyond repair. Your 3 year separation will even fast track things.

If you still refuse to attend sef, it will get to a point when the court will grant his petitions and award him the dissolution.

All in all,if you join him to spend money and cooperate, you are looking at 6month to 1 year TAT. If you do not cooperate, 2 years will do it.

Meanwhile, what happened to love? I hope you guys dont have kids.
They woke up. grin

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Family / Re: The Travails Of A Girl Child. My Story by crackhaus: 7:55pm On Oct 27, 2021
mariahAngel:


Hehehehehehehehehe
It's the Banana! Banana! for me. cheesy
No wonder you think fried bananas is yulky. So, you were imagining crack fried. grin

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Family / Re: The Travails Of A Girl Child. My Story by crackhaus: 7:48pm On Oct 27, 2021
ahnie:

So where I go keep Papa zino?
J pls keep ya barbeque grill abeg.
cheesycheesy

You must come chop o, must... lipsrsealed
Family / Re: The Travails Of A Girl Child. My Story by crackhaus: 7:01pm On Oct 27, 2021
ahnie:
Banana hala later,let's not derail this beautiful thread.Banana,don't forget.
I hear cheesy
Family / Re: The Travails Of A Girl Child. My Story by crackhaus: 7:00pm On Oct 27, 2021
ahnie:

Yet you locked up.
Where's my peppered barbeque fish and malt?
Abeg nor vex... cry

Come dey with me, you go eat enough barbecue fish till you quench. grin
Family / Re: The Travails Of A Girl Child. My Story by crackhaus: 6:51pm On Oct 27, 2021
ahnie:

You don come back?
Yes o... Returned on Monday.
Family / Re: I Just Discovered My Wife's Past, How She Lived Her Life While On Campus by crackhaus: 6:45pm On Oct 27, 2021
LiegeMan:

Right now, all I am feeling is anger, ire, all I want now is vengeance knowing fully well that while I was suffering and struggling to survive, fasting without praying, carrying bricks and block from one floor to the other, jumping from one market to the other hawking my wares, that my wife was busy somewhere enjoying and partying away her future, right now, I want to have my revenge, I want to live those life that I wasn't opportune to live, I want to flirt and have fun with many ladies both young and old, I want to visit as many night clubs as possible now that money is flowing in, I careless about the consequences and how she may feel, these are exactly what I'm feeling now.

While I won't judge you for what you have chosen to do in revenge, I have to admit that your motivation for it makes no sense whatsoever.

Your anger my friend is completely misplaced, there's simply no logical explanation for it.

I mean, I want to assume you didn't meet your wife as a virgin and this implies that you would have been aware she had a sexual past before running into you.
So what then is all this anger? cheesy
Like did you believe she lost her virginity while riding a bicycle or something?
Or is it that you assumed you were the second man in the entire world who would be having sex with her?

Some of you guys simply don't know how to be realistic and keep yourself grounded especially when it comes to women.

I'm NOT sorry to say this, but I've never once met/dated a previously sexually-active woman and then convinced myself that she's a sexual novice/amateur.
That would just be me fooling myself.

As far as I'm concerned, every previously sexually-active woman is a porn-star who has had at least three sexual partners before me, until proven otherwise.
This is how I have always kept myself grounded, because I choose not to deceive myself.

The parties and clubbing which you also complained about, I truly don't see the big deal. Those are normal activities that are a consequence of having a very active social life.
It shouldn't become a problem at this point.

The point here is:
If you really (as in, REALLY) wanted to marry someone who had the same history/past as you, then you should have done your due diligence before picking a girl to marry. This is what the rest of us do.

Nothing you're capping here makes any sense. I should bítch-slap you but internet nor go let me.

If you still want to have fun, flirt around, and go partying/clubbing, no problem with that. Do you!
Just don't say you're doing it because you want to get back at a woman you should have vetted thoroughly before getting married to.

That's silly.

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Family / Re: The Travails Of A Girl Child. My Story by crackhaus: 5:45pm On Oct 27, 2021
ahnie:

Banana
Mamacita
Family / Re: The Travails Of A Girl Child. My Story by crackhaus: 5:41pm On Oct 27, 2021
More please...

Romance / Re: My Experience With Nigerian Ladies In The West by crackhaus: 5:05pm On Oct 27, 2021
descarado:
Nigerian women have suffered. Both home and abroad undecided
cheesycheesy

But are Nigerian women innocent themselves?

I believe we are perfect and deserving of each other — Nigerian men and Nigerian women.
Family / Re: My 85-Year-Old Dad Is Cheating On My Mom by crackhaus: 11:23am On Oct 27, 2021
oluwafeolami:


Your signature caught my eye cos I use it often.

Through adversity to the stars.

You sabi
It's one of my favourite quotes of all time... cool

First encountered it written on a monument in memory of Apollo 1's journey to the moon... and from then on, it stuck.

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Family / Re: Marriage Is Not About Unconditional Love by crackhaus: 11:18am On Oct 27, 2021
Reptyle:


Yes I can. Once again, it is not the gravity of the offence but the mindset towards offence.

One good head can keep a marriage.
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson’s Grown-Up Stepchildren And Husband's Ex-Wife (Photos) by crackhaus: 8:56pm On Oct 26, 2021
descarado:

Thanks o.

I don tire to stay at home cheesy

Come and follow me and be traveling every week then. cheesy

You see rest now, you don't like it.
Family / Re: My 85-Year-Old Dad Is Cheating On My Mom by crackhaus: 8:55pm On Oct 26, 2021
mariahAngel:


Your mum has had the best of him. She has nothing to lose.
Kai... cheesy

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Family / Re: My 85-Year-Old Dad Is Cheating On My Mom by crackhaus: 8:48pm On Oct 26, 2021
Papa is a rolling stone, a living legend...

At 85, so many of us will wish we still have the cojones to support our spiritual urges.

A very blessed man he is, your daddy. cool

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Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson’s Grown-Up Stepchildren And Husband's Ex-Wife (Photos) by crackhaus: 7:58pm On Oct 26, 2021
bukatyne:
Very unserious generation grin

On one hand, you tell people to do whatever makes them happy and marriage is not 'do or die'.

Someone takes that advise literally and you start to whine.

You sef don reason am... cheesy
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson’s Grown-Up Stepchildren And Husband's Ex-Wife (Photos) by crackhaus: 7:55pm On Oct 26, 2021
descarado:

Yep. At home healing.
Lovely... Wishing you speedy recovery cool
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson’s Grown-Up Stepchildren And Husband's Ex-Wife (Photos) by crackhaus: 7:52pm On Oct 26, 2021
descarado:

Abeg, ejoor grin

I no get strength cheesy

How you dey?
Longest time.
You don come back to continue with your wahala.
gringrin

I dey oo..

Did you still have that surgery?
Romance / Re: My Experience With Nigerian Ladies In The West by crackhaus: 7:40pm On Oct 26, 2021
lkillbrokehoes:
Bro I'm highly disappointed, You leave Nigeria go America, still dey date Nigerian girls, say dem swear for you?

Dude their are better options out there, wide variety of options, it's not a must to be with Nigerian girls
gringrin

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Family / Re: How Can I Deal With This? by crackhaus: 7:16pm On Oct 26, 2021
Your inability to talk to girls ought NOT be something that should bother you in anyway.
Girls will talk to you once you have the right attitude and give off the right energy, trust me on that.

What do you do right now?
Are you a student?
Are you earning an income?

I believe that there's a certain level of self-confidence that accrues when a young man (or any man for that matter) feels like he's doing okay for himself.
This does not mean you should have acquired everything before you can feel confident, it just means you must learn be comfortable in your own skin and with your present station in life.

The moment you start reminding yourself how bad you're doing, two things will happen in your subconscious... and it's not a surprise you're experiencing both right now:

1. You will start losing your self-esteem and confidence — this is why talking to girls could seem like you're preparing for an exam.
Loss of confidence will also become visible in how you carry yourself... meaning, the energy you give off will not be attractive to a lot of girls.

2. Once your self-esteem has taken a hit, you will start seeing the successes of your friends (and even siblings) and though you may be happy for them, you still secretly wish you had what they had — and this is how jealousy usually starts.

So my advice for you is this:

Whatever level you're at right now in your life, be content and simply focus on improving it. This will help build up your self-esteem and from then onwards, most other things will fall into place.

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Celebrities / Re: Maria: Kelvin's Brother Dares Cubana Chief Priest, Threatens To Expose Him (Pix) by crackhaus: 5:19pm On Oct 26, 2021
Another week, another sensational gist...

At least we are gradually moving on from Tiwa and her amateur porn video, same way we have moved on from Tonto and Kpokpogri.

By this time next week, another gist will take over from Maria and Obi Cubana.

Na the rest of una wey go just siddon begin analyse these so-called celebrities matter dey funny me pass.

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Family / Re: How Can One Meet A Good Wife...? by crackhaus: 5:04pm On Oct 26, 2021
AfroKnight:


I didn’t say or even imply that. Just stated the reason some men are willing overlook poor culinary skills.

And some men actually overlook that cos they married a trophy.
I see...
Celebrities / Re: Mercy Johnson’s Grown-Up Stepchildren And Husband's Ex-Wife (Photos) by crackhaus: 4:56pm On Oct 26, 2021
descarado:
How time flies. Anytime I remember mercy, this lady wil come to mind. It was a dirty battle.
But life is a great teacher. It gives us back what we give it.

Happy she stays abroad with her kids.
So mercy is second wife.
Break down this your proverb abeg...

In this story, who is life teaching or about to teach?

Is it the ex-wife, Mercy, or Prince Okojie? cheesy

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Family / Re: Not Everyone You See Is Happily Married... by crackhaus: 4:49pm On Oct 26, 2021
Truvelisback:
If u no mali self, na anoda wahala. People go still talk. Although, living alone is neither good also.
So, what is your solution?
Family / Re: How Can One Meet A Good Wife...? by crackhaus: 4:48pm On Oct 26, 2021
slickycee:
OP ladies that can cook are out there.
Maybe you're not attracting those type, but they're.

So stay patient and keep searching, because it would be worth it..

One thing I learnt about people that can cook.
One small trick that hasn't failed me..

This is it.

So me and a lady goes to a restaurant to eat, the lady that makes remarks about the food, things like the meat wasn't cooked well, the food is well spiced.

That lady can cook.

They usually make comments about the food , they tell you how they would have cooked the meal..

Like they understand food.

10 times 10 this works.

Not the ones that can't say much about the food.
It's either sweet or not.
Even a boy can tell the difference

But when the lady starts saying things like the oil Is too much, the.chicken wasn't seasoned properly.

I will just be looking at her and be asking questions deep in my mind am smiling because I know this lady understands food.



OP try it.
Take ladies out to eat Cooked food and just observe the conversation from there.

If she's just saying how much she loves the food without giving any cooking details abeg she's not the type .

Go to restaurants and eat cooked food not shawarma, suya or those snacks


Eat food with a lady that didn't cook the meal and listen to her comments
Wonderful.

Why not just invite her over and have her cook something for you, OR visit her and see what she offers you to eat?


You want to carry naija girl to a restaurant and judge her cooking ability by the commentary she makes about the food served there? grin

You will just be deceived.
Family / Re: How Can One Meet A Good Wife...? by crackhaus: 4:41pm On Oct 26, 2021
AfroKnight:
Whatever you do, don’t lower your standards to fit the inadequacies of Nigerian woke women.


It is a strange thing if a young African woman cannot cook simple native dishes. Unacceptable.

Nobody is asking for a chef or slave. She should be able to prepare a decent meal when she has the time, finish.

Single Women who desire marriage should not deceive themselves. If you are not undeniably beautiful and sexy, then you most likely will not find a suitor willing to overlook your inability to cook. There are things you can get away with using beauty privilege. God help you if you’re not that fine or your character is not worth it.
I don't think beautiful/sexy women who are looking to get married can get away with NOT being able to cook.

Perhaps if they were needed just for fvcks or to be kept as side-chics, then they could get away with it.

But if one was looking to settle down, then she better be able to cook.

Some women can get away with not being able to find their way around a kitchen at the beginning of their marriage, but by the end of the 2nd year of marriage their eyes dey clear. cheesy

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