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Family / Re: DNA SAGA: First Nigerian Paternity Fraud Victim Shares His Ordeal by crackhaus: 3:42pm On Nov 02, 2021
Mariangeles:


Won de!
I hope say no be ”test” you dey test madam Ahnie so...
undecided

“Dem go test that him wife/girlfriend fidelity for am...”
Mariah na you I go like to "test" sef, not madam Ahnie... undecided
Family / Re: DNA SAGA: First Nigerian Paternity Fraud Victim Shares His Ordeal by crackhaus: 3:16pm On Nov 02, 2021
ahnie:
Banana
Mamacita kiss
Family / Re: DNA SAGA: First Nigerian Paternity Fraud Victim Shares His Ordeal by crackhaus: 2:45pm On Nov 02, 2021
richmondefosa:
shocked
A sad reality many of us have not come to accept is that 5-10 years from now, the women we will be getting married to will be retired , rebranded, repentant or undercover oloshos and serial cheats.

The earlier you come to terms with this revelation, the better and more peaceful your life will be.

I am not a redpiller or whatever y'all choose to call it but this is fast becoming our sad reality.

I can't say for a fact that they're all repentant, rebranded, retired, or undercover oloshos... But if it's about cheating, then any man who still walks around believing/thinking that his "modern" partner can NEVER cheat on him, should also be praying that one guy somewhere doesn't decide to dedicate his time to that his wife or else... cheesy

Dem go test that him wife/girlfriend fidelity for am...

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Family / Re: DNA SAGA: First Nigerian Paternity Fraud Victim Shares His Ordeal by crackhaus: 2:31pm On Nov 02, 2021
I fully blame the husband for not doing the DNA tests sooner when the children were born.

There's nothing the wife has done here that is unusual to me... the point is, a man ought not let himself be taken for a fool.

The very first night he noticed that she snuck into the bathroom to make a call, dude should have accosted her then and there... No restraint whatsoever!

Lord knows if it were me, she go give me that her phone (a MUST), then explain in detail the kind of prayer meeting that was going on inside bathroom... Afterwards, I'll still call the man to ask him if that's the time to be calling someone else's wife — at least if person wife nor wan gree get sense, you can have sense for her...

Some men believe they are acting mature whenever they overlook ccertain "funny" things their women do... not knowing that by ignoring it, they're simply allowing her get very comfortable in her stupidity.

Nor be only 'he shed a tear'...
Boohoo to him, he should cry me a river. cheesy

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Family / Re: DNA SAGA: First Nigerian Paternity Fraud Victim Shares His Ordeal by crackhaus: 2:27pm On Nov 02, 2021
bukatyne:

Why blaming the side guy in this case? Is he supposed to help the wife uphold her marital vows?

If not her ex, it would be another man.

Don't you know that your gender finds it hard to resist when good looking men with silver tongues approach them? grin

Needless to say, but a lot of "modern" females are quite easy to lure into bed if a "spec" man knows how to game them, as long as he has the patience/interest to see it through.

Only women with the spirit of God (for real) can help themselves by not creating/feeding the opportunity to fall into sexual temptation.

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Family / Re: Is Your Baby Just As Cute As Mine by crackhaus: 12:32pm On Oct 30, 2021
descarado:

Hahaaaaaaa cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Gosh cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Na boredom.
Lol... grin

How long before your bed rest will be over?
Family / Re: Should I Get The Sane Building My Worker Stays by crackhaus: 12:31pm On Oct 30, 2021
dboY1123:


Absolutely nothing.. It's just the kind of familiarity it could bring..staying in the same compound
Or what do you think? should I go ahead I don't have anything in mind
Please go ahead.

Just ensure you separate your work relationship from the "neighbors" relationship – it could be tricky but if you can do this, it'll be fine.

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Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Is Looking For A Sperm Donor. See Qualifications by crackhaus: 12:16pm On Oct 30, 2021
advanceDNA:
She’s a clout chaser...there are hospitals running sperm bank services.... she should go there....

Though she will have to pay more...since artificial insemination is already over 1 million.

And if this is a move to cut cost...she’s a thief..
1 million for all that spec and natural insemination is too small
Exactly what she wants to avoid... which is why I believe that any guy who decides to show interest will be short-changing himself.

But the economy is not smiling, and some of my gender people will still rush at this.

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Family / Re: Should I Get The Sane Building My Worker Stays by crackhaus: 12:09pm On Oct 30, 2021
There's no big deal, unless you're worried about something else you don't want to mention here.
Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Is Looking For A Sperm Donor. See Qualifications by crackhaus: 11:48am On Oct 30, 2021
I expect her to get a lot of men in her DM who will show interest, even the ones that don't qualify but still want to try their luck. cheesy

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Celebrities / Re: Stephanie Okereke Celebrates Her Son, Maxwell Linus' 6th Birthday (photos) by crackhaus: 11:31am On Oct 30, 2021
SimplyFacts:


If I may ask, what is your contact doing on your profile? Because I see no advert there.
SHE is the advert... grin
Family / Re: Is Your Baby Just As Cute As Mine by crackhaus: 11:23am On Oct 30, 2021
descarado:

Seems you are expecting another one.
This one wey you tanda here grin
Congratulations kiss kiss kiss kiss


Babies are blessings.

Na story you dey find... cheesy
Family / Re: I Am Ready For Marriage by crackhaus: 8:13am On Oct 30, 2021
debbydams:
he's a ritualist na grin
Lol... cheesy
Family / Re: Is Your Baby Just As Cute As Mine by crackhaus: 8:06am On Oct 30, 2021
loyalty500:
hmmm what?
That it's time to start having yours... wink
Family / Re: Her Body Count Almost Destroyed Me. by crackhaus: 4:13pm On Oct 29, 2021
LiegeMan:
There were many things that I omitted in my write-up while I was trying to make it snappy but Nairalanders misunderstood me for not including them in my write-up.

Like the saying goes,

That spirit of enjoyment, let's-have-fun-till-mama-call never left her and I've beginning to see that trait of waywardness, crave for too much enjoy in my daughter and my wife always kicks against it each time I try to call her( my daughter) to order or to correct her, my daughter will be 5 years old by 5th January. She wants to train that child with over enjoyment, I didn't want to include this part in my write-up in the other thread below
↓↓↓

https://www.nairaland.com/6822178/just-discovered-wifes-past-how

Because of me trying to be snappy and not going into much details in the above thread, some Nairalanders believe that I was angry towards my wife because she enjoyed her life in the campus while I didn't,
Capital NO, I'm angry towards her because that spirit has not completely left her, this is where the word "Revenge" came from, as it was used in the above thread, and she's training my daughter with it.

I'm here... What do you want me to see in this thread?
Family / Re: Is Your Baby Just As Cute As Mine by crackhaus: 4:08pm On Oct 29, 2021
loyalty500:
I loved babies as a kid but these days I don't see babies as often, I haven't carried one in 8 years.
It's like God is trying to tell you something.
Family / Re: I Am Ready For Marriage by crackhaus: 4:07pm On Oct 29, 2021
Lastpharoah33:


Xmas dey reach so. People go ask me my achievement for this year 2021.

And I will proudly present my partner.
No problem...

Good luck in your search.
Family / Re: I Am Ready For Marriage by crackhaus: 3:11pm On Oct 29, 2021
I'm more interested in knowing why it must be between now and December... cheesy
Romance / Re: My Experience With Nigerian Ladies In The West by crackhaus: 2:41pm On Oct 29, 2021
1Sharon:


No
Lol...

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Family / Re: My Wife Money Mismanagment by crackhaus: 2:18pm On Oct 29, 2021
akpunda86:
Hello fellas.we are just 5 my two kids and I with wife and house help.i hate house help pisses me off but wify insisting but told her 4frm day 1 she is her responsibility well now shifting to me.
Well I just gave out 50k last week for food stuff and dis week again said no food .
Luckily I was paid sumwhere wanna give her 100k to buy food stuff in bulk but like she diverts so told her list all needed which she did. I'm going market mrw to stock the house. if I give her d 100k dat means I MIT spend again bf December.
Her money management attitude pissing me off
Problem solved.

Cheers...

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Health / Re: Man Commits Suicide In Kwara Over Inability To Make Love With Women by crackhaus: 1:49pm On Oct 29, 2021
I was taught it's not good to speak ill of the dead, otherwise I would have tongue-lashed this MF for taking his life over an inability to bed women.

Wonder what he will tell his maker...
Family / Re: Travails Of A Girl Child 2. Sweetness Out Of Bitterness by crackhaus: 8:03pm On Oct 28, 2021
AmazonianLady:


cheesy grin I'm not irresponsible like that, I just became more relaxed with life, forget those places I said that I was okay and all. I just masked the horrible experiences, so it wouldn't seem I'm looking for sympathy from viewer's.

Bro I experienced a lot Omo, things that I can't even talk about. Those girls were growing, I had to buy clothes, pay school fees, buy books Omo. It wasn't easy at all. Sometimes I soaked garri or eat Maggi rice with oil, after paying school fees and still saving money at the same time.
Forget I said I got help from my mom's siblings, it was just once in a while. The only Person who really helped me was my dad's younger brother God bless him.

Seriously I see that success God granted my sister has compensation. But I have decided to take my life more serious. I have had enough rest
One thing really fascinating about your entire story is that you don't feel sorry for yourself.

It's refreshing to see you having such a lively spirit despite all of it.
And damn, your positivity & energy is loud o – quite observable from the way you write, and especially also with the way you responded to some criticism on your last thread.

Kudos for all you've been able to do with your life and for your siblings.

You say you have decided to take your life more seriously because you've rested enough... Lol.. Funny one. cheesy

I wish you well and good luck in your future endeavours.

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Family / Re: Travails Of A Girl Child 2. Sweetness Out Of Bitterness by crackhaus: 5:14pm On Oct 28, 2021
Such an anticlimactic end to what seemed like a great story.

So you're now irresponsible, this is what you've been trying to tell us... cheesy

Wonderful

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Politics / Re: Dada Fasoto Arifanlajogun, Igboho's Witch Doctor Arrested By DSS by crackhaus: 3:53pm On Oct 28, 2021
So a witch doctor who is said to possess powers which he uses to fortify his clients can also be arrested successfully? shocked

Everything na just scam for this country walai... angry

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Family / Re: A Female Teenagers Cry For Help by crackhaus: 3:48pm On Oct 28, 2021
endsarrrs:
This is the issue. Most house help are so wicked, ungrateful to their masters. I don't believe the house help.

She should tell her masters she wants to return back to the village than to runaway without their consent. What if she gets kidnapped and killed when she runs way?

The masters will now be blamed!

This is the type of mindset a lot of you naija women have that makes you keep maltreating other women's children left in your care.

Tomorrow you'll go around complaining about how one man is treating you bad, then seriously expect sensible people to pity you when you don't have pity for little children.

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Family / Re: My Wife Is Always Sad Whenever I Send Money To My Family by crackhaus: 3:21pm On Oct 28, 2021
descarado:


So you just want to catch cruise.
Okay o

LOL...

Sassy, any woman wey nor like make her husband take care if him mama na winch o. That's wickedness, and wickedness is witchcraft.

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Family / Re: Is Your Baby Just As Cute As Mine by crackhaus: 3:00pm On Oct 28, 2021
Percy0006:

Seriously i understand all the points but some people are just practically tagging the post to village people already.. who in there right senses does that.. i will handsomely welcome anyone that says my child is ugly or something but not negative words... some people just can’t think i swear.. I sincerely got the previous post by reasonable people like you jare.. thanks a lot sir/ma
Mostly alternate handles of the same person, don't let it bother you...

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Family / Re: Is Your Baby Just As Cute As Mine by crackhaus: 11:49am On Oct 28, 2021
Na wah o




@Percy0006, you have a fine looking boy. cool

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Family / Re: Marriage And Having Children by crackhaus: 11:37am On Oct 28, 2021
Nor be only 7... cheesy

Start with 1 or 2 first, then see how far.

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Romance / Re: 'Why Women Should Date Multiple Men' - Dating Coach by crackhaus: 11:25am On Oct 28, 2021
Calitoscassius:
grin grin precisely! when the shit goes down you will see them fighting fellow women with the excuses like "she stole my husband, she stole my boyfriend or start querring a man why he is looking at other women? Checking his phone to see how many women's contacts he has. grin
grin grin
Family / Re: My Wife Is Always Sad Whenever I Send Money To My Family by crackhaus: 11:21am On Oct 28, 2021
descarado:

You are indeed very superstitious cheesy
Seriously shocked cheesy cheesy cheesy


As regards the poster's topic, read some of his posts, then decide if you will take him serious.
Superstitious ke, I'm not actually. cheesy
Romance / Re: 'Why Women Should Date Multiple Men' - Dating Coach by crackhaus: 11:13am On Oct 28, 2021
Hassanmaye:

So that he will be spending money with nothing in return
That's the idea behind it, and it's why girls are supporting her.

Which woman wouldn't want free food, free gifts, free outings, free trips... all without the burden of having sex.

Although with these chics, be rest assured they're having sex with at least one guy among the bunch, while the remaining ones will be used for getting free stuff. LOL.

I have always said that when it comes to Nigerians, no gender is innocent las las — very cunning set of humans.

Na who fit outsmart the other gender dey win the game. grin

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