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Finally! *faints*

[quote author=azu_ndu]but wait ooh, I cant really remember this rape video. Please can someone send me the video or a link to it? azu_ndu@yahoo.com[/quote]Perv. You better use your free data to google porn sites if that's what get's your motor running.

Personally, I think this is just a ruse by the Kenyan Federation to make excuses for their team if they lose and also make Nigeria look bad. Never in our history (at least as far back as I remember) have we ever done this to any visiting team. Worst case scenario, we will take them to the training pitch at the National Stadium in Surulere.

I bet the Kenyans opted to training on a pitch close to their hotel after missing their flight to Calabar, and then turned around to blame it on the NFF.

However, if I'm wrong, then shame on the NFF. We need not descend to the levels of other African nations who treat our teams unfairly.

kennytidistar: @ op, i love this wahalai, this just wake my sleeping dull brain, i'm writing my resignation letter right away.

Sleeping dull brain? I have a feeling you may be drinking a lot of garri soon with such hasty decisions. You had better put a plan in place first.

LesbianBoy: Goodluck jonathan = Badluck.......so u see @Topic Names have no positive effect on ones life!

Er, the goodluck has worked for GEJ. Its other people who experience the bad luck.

Madam, abeg serve me ten wraps of fufu and egusi soup WITHOUT! You know as we dey do am now! Me I no know wetin dis people dey talk with all this meat matter o! Shebi stockfish dey the egusi? Ehen, that one don do me.

I refused to cast my vote for anything PDP in 2011 and thus did not vote for Jona in 2011. For me it was a protest vote against the PDP. It didn't matter if they won all the same. My vote is my right and I cast it the way I wanted. Come 2015, I will still do the same. I'd rather my one vote goes to a party with only 10 votes nationwide than join it to PDP's 10 million votes.

Join the PROTEST VOTES if you don't want PDP and Jonathan in 2015. #teamanypartybutpdp#

jimino: u r d only person dat hv made a sensible statement. Most pple claim 2 b educated bt dey r stil illitrate in der mind.

Are you guys aware that the Vatican City is landlocked by Italy? So, do we not have an Ambassador to Italy who can represent us with his staff? Would that not save cost on unnecessary expenses for David Mark and the so called powerful delegation? Or you think Mark and Akpabio will travel alone? Get really guys and start reasoning extensively.

I wonder what would have happened if Cardinal Arinze had been elected Pope. We would probably offer to bankroll the inauguration with Jona and Pepe as special guests, and all state governors and local government chairmen in attendance.

boron10: Stanley Okoro is 16 years old.

Abeg leave "Little Messi" alone o! He will soon win the Ballon d'Or like his younger..., sorry older namesake.

kaorama: When u meet a tribalistic Yoruba man, u will never understand anything. Many of them have never gone beyond Abeokutand Osun so they think Kogi is even an Ibo land

Er, Kaorama, in your bid to vent at an obviously tribalistic bigot, you seem to be exhibiting your own hate or dislike for your Yoruba countryman. Seems like you are just as guilty as that geographically challenged fellow.

Mukina, your Dstv subscription don expire abi? Or you wan talk say you no know say Man Utd game don start?

GGMU!

PointB: Imagine a big market like Ladipo without a central dump site, yet some clowns are praising the government for the inanity of closing the market. Why didn't the government provide this facility and see if it will be put to use or not before closing the market? It's little wonder why Lagos State itself is one big junkyard. A state where the government pockets tax-payer money, plant flowers, and then do fvckall with the rest of the loot.

Now taxpayers still have to plead with government to their job, in providing the simplest of facility. If this simple plea is not granted, I surmise that Ladipo, and every other markets in Lagos State and beyond will remain a sh1t-yard for aeon. This is very fundamental.



Shameful.

Dude, listen to yourself. A trader was quoted as saying they are losing about 500 million naira daily! They are generating that much and they can't take care of their own surrounds? They must wait for government to come and do their clean-up for them? How much would it cost them to employ the services of a PSP operator to service the market daily? Without the governments help they can turn that place to a model market and that's a fact.

Tinablack: Jst like 2face's song. Ihe n'eme... Things r realy happening. D world is getting evil everyday. D above story about the death of these kids s 2 gud 2 b true.

Well, may their Beautiful soul Rest in peace.

Did you just say "too good to be true?" Didn't that sound odd to you as you were typing it? Abeg o!

That said, the police should investigate this properly, and parents should always be careful not to leave kids of this age unsupervised for too long, or have them wandering around the neighbourhood for that matter. These days I see 6-year olds walking 3-year olds to school unaccompanied by an adult and I'm like..., WTH?

Guy no con kill me with laughter o! Rotfl @ Pete Edochie.

Duh! NFF is still owing some national team coaches. The FG is still owing the '94 Eagles squad houses they promised them. CAF must have learnt from us.

This Sigurdsson na mumu o!

eh, Mukina don dey dance gangnam style o!!!

Just had to jump in on this thread because of Mukina.

MUKINA, how you take see this thing wey dey happen so?

Is Baba going senile, or is he just having an epiphany?

[quote author=2legit2qwt]Literally fake

https://i.mediatakeout.com/photo/13338888551c92e7ffe8199.jpg

Wait o, isn't this my ex-girlfriend Bimpe posing with Nicki in this picture? Ah Bimpe no be like dis we talk am o. I still dey wait make you send for me sinceeeee! E don pass 5 years now. Wey the money wey I give you, wey you take do your visa, buy your ticket? I still dey wait o!

Regiblinkz: These girls most of y'all hate on are doing better than u,why Ω̶oτ stop the hating..na wa for una ooo

Uhm, sorry o, but what makes you think these peeps are doing better than us? Because they are on TV? Because every time they buy a new car or rent a new apartment they post it on twitter?

You seem to forget that some people pay their bills. e.g producers, advertisers, sponsors and so on. I know Directors and D.O>P's who make more in a year than our celebrity actors. Do you see those people on TV or know when they buy a new car?

Should we add the many bankers, lawyers, engineers, accountant, IT gurus and what not that are on Nairaland to that list? Haters indeed. We're asking people to improve their craft instead of focusing a false sense of stardom and you're here saying something else.

If you won't be bringing all those gun-totting, jeans-sagging, gangster talking brothers and coochie mamas with plenty baba mama drama, then I can sell you a large parcel of land somewhere in Benue State. The governor won't even know you guys are there. Honest.

What is the guy thinking? He want to wake in hell with a dagger sticking out his back?

I have no issues with schools asking kids to dress up in any color whatsoever on any particular day of the week. But my neighbor's kids got sent back home because they were not dressed in red and white on Val's Day.

That, I have a problem with.

Na wa o! All I see here are folks trying so hard to prove that their gadget is better than the next person's own. What's with that? To every man his own. I prefer Toyota, my girl prefers Honda, I prefer Close Up, my girl prefers Macleans, I prefer Sony, my girl goes with Samsung. Whatever works men!

Please are they handing out awards for "I'm a die-hard Goldie Fan" people? Or what is all this talk about people bashing her not having the rights to mourn her demise. I like Goldie's music, but I may not be cool with all she does as a person. I have a right to feel that way. Heck I love Fela and think he was a legend, but I didn't like his weed smoking and 27-wives stunt. So, I shouldn't have said RIP and I'll miss you when he died?

Give me a break. Celebrities are in the public view and will be criticized sometimes. Doesn't mean people hate them or wish them dead! Some of you proclaiming to be her die-hard fans here can't even boast of having spent 1kobo to buy her album. No be so so free download una dey do? Park well jor.

GOLDIE REST IN PEACE! There I said it.

StarBoard: ...my Brother Femi is a silly, uninspiring and mashed-together advert.
So it takes a loafing little brother to wait for his ugly big brother to come from the nameless "City" to give him a bus ticket and a miserable bottle of small stout after performing aproko stunts in the "City", with that silly-a$$ line?
Jeez.
The creative director for that advert needs to be fired or sent back to nursery school to work on his imagination.

Have you stopped to think that the people that ad is targeting are not the typical "I don make am for city, buy big Jeep come show for villa", but the regular joe that is hustling in the city and comes home to bring his brother into the city with him. If you use Nigeria as an example, you will agree that there are more people like that in this country. You only need to visit the motor parks to know that everyday brothers and sisters are bringing their younger ones to city to come and hustle as well.

I mean let's face it, what percentage of people return to the villa at Christmas or Sallah as millionaires? The regular joes drink Guinness too you know.

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[quote author=Omo_Tier1] Without any malice against our Super Eagles, a major factor why we won this AFCON is the absence of the North African giants.[/quote]Like seriously? Which North African giants please? Libya,Mauritania?

dasparrow: @Post

I would say:

1. Child's play (Chucky)
2. The Omen
3. The exorcist

In fact, I am not a horror flick fan. I wasn't back then and I ain't one now. Besides, I was told that you can invite evil spirits into your home when you keep watching horror flicks.

Oh yes the Exorcist! Yee! That was some really scary stuff.