₦airaland Forum

maasoap:
As seen on Facebook today and it looked like greater number of responders went with gateman in USA.
As for me, considering all factors, I prefer to be a bank manager in Nigeria. What about you? Any reason for your choice.

when u allow money to control ur though.

irririchris:
I was going out around 5pm (06.02.22). From afar, I saw five young people in front of a hotel, 2 girls, 3 guys, that was when the words came to me..."Will these girls ever listen?"

As a l moved closer I got a clearer understanding of what was going on. One of the ladies (Jane Doe 1) was leaving with one of the guys while (Jane Doe 2) stood still outside the gate with the other guys, JD1 was persuading JD2 to go inside the hotel and that she, JD1 will soon be back but JD2 was feeling reluctant to go, then the guy with JD1 threw the key to his hotel room to her, telling her to go lock herself Indoor.

As I was walking away, I didn't know if she actually went in.. after walking some distance, the guy with JD1 went back while JD1 walked past me as I slowed down to catch a glimpse of her, thereafter, she received a phone call, telling the caller she's on her way. I went my way. They were all below 20years. To my question: Will these girls ever listen?

#endritualkilling

I truly do not see any sense in this writeup.

Kunu.

kobobay:
Not wife but fiancee. Don't confused the two ooo

better!. On that note I case my rest.

Zeal0000007:
Pals just don't know what to think, here is it, my fiancee's sex libido increased rapidly than before, I work at sea returning back from work , the way my woman has been spinning during sex is disturbing.
I know she must have missed me but she is not a very sexy driven person. This time around during sex, she can raised her legs up to her head, and its shocking, the way she moans its unbelievable, this time around she loves doggy style, like say tomorrow no dey, she wants to come up top me and alot more.

My imagination is trying to tell that she might be having it with someone that is very good in bed while I was away, pals this is giving me a lot of concern. Soon I will be going back in matter of days, from my observations since I came back I have not seen strange number calling her.

can Nigerian really discuss his wife in public in this manner. All I can say is, might have learnt those style from the net.

A problem we need to fix by ourselves. Having gone this far he still cannot create a job for himself. Well is a pity. We need to change our perception about going to school.
Having fixed this guy up, I know some who studied Economics and also has PHD in Economics and he's sales bottle. not in traffic oh, he supplies his own with truck although he is doing well.
We still need to fix him too.

All this men driving toyota, they can cheat enh!!!!!.

But if I may advise for real,
1. Stop staying out late.
2. Stop going to bar or drinking joints.
3. Get urself involve in what will distract you and also time consuming.
Above all go and marry.

300whitewolves:
This is really taking a toll on me, and it's getting worse day by day, am finding it difficult to keep myself in check, the harder I try the more it comes. I even make sure I don't look at a woman backside twice cos I know what that can cause. I have a girlfriend but we are far apart, and I don't want to cheat on her. Please my fellow nairalanders help me out of this situation. Konji na bastard for real.

I think you should emulate one brother in Benue state. He actually cut the rod off and seen then he has rested.

Why the motto them get different logos?. One na Howo the other Peugeot.

Imagine everybody in that state is now a smoker. A dangerous smoke at that.

The problem here is that someone else will come and pay for it. But if every will stay off, I bet you the landlord will adjust or probably think of making his next building better

hotplay:
Good day Nairalanders, I need your advice.
I had an encounter with a police officer yesterday along Ibadan-Abeokuta road. I will keep it brief and concise.

I boarded a bus from Ibadan to Abeokuta yesterday afternoon. Somewhere around Odeda, our bus was stopped at a police check point. I was apprehended by the officer who asked me to unlock my phone for him. I did as instructed and next he called me a cyber criminal without any evidence to proof. He immediately demanded I paid him 500k or I will be arrested and detained. I told him I can give him only 5k because I had a very important thing to do and I wouldn't want him to waste any of my precious time. The officer agreed and eventually I gave him cash of 3k because he didn't accept transfer for obvious reasons.

Before he searched my phone, he seized my bag and a nylon containing my shoes and my iPhone usb cord.

I unfortunately missed my bus because of delay, so I needed to board another bus immediately, so the officer helped me to stop a bus. He then handed me my bag and nylon. I was so pissed off and tried to cool off my head with a short nap. On getting to Abeokuta, I checked if the contents of my bag and nylon was intact but to my greatest surprise, I found a big android phone belonging to the police officer inside the nylon instead of my shoe and usb. He had unfortunately giving me a wrong nylon containing his own phone.

I have the phone with me now and I'm sincerely not willing to give it back. He has been calling and I don't know if I should change my mind.

What should I do guys? I'm confused.

he is an idiot. For the first time I will be saying don't return it.
Tell him he is stupid. Give the phone out to anybody or probably throw it away.

How which I can do this to the person responsible for the high prices of things Nigeria.

instinct57vm:
You have to tell her. Get her Listerine mouth wash and she should ensure she brushes early morning and night daily. Mouth Odour is simply poor oral hygiene and nothing more.

I'm not sure mouth odor Comes from the intestine.

nonk:
Hi guys I don't know if anyone can be of help,Things disappear in my house all the time. I can't be certain that an otherworldly force is at work though....
PLEASE WHAT CAN I DO TO STOP IT

that's how things disappear in my house too. I bought a T shirt last week, this morning that i want to wear it to work I couldn't find. But don't worry it will reappear when im really ready for it.

1sherlockHolmes:
I don't think I am yet addicted to betting. I started sport betting last year september when i was doing nysc. it was introduced to me by a fellow corper that time i have 200k in my account raised from the 33k alawee in just three month i lost it all.

I stopped betting and move on with my post nysc life when an idea came to my mind which is borrow from loan app and stake on 2odd if you win take your profit and repay the loan. without hesitation i decided to give it a try, but whenever i borrow and stake the game cut but when i play with my little money i win. Because of this now I'm in huge debt more than 5 apps are waiting for my loan repayment while I'm still jobless.

I really need help I think I'm posessed or someone cast a spell on me. Anyway i have decide to break my sim card block my atm and stop betting.

May god help me. #stay away from bet9ja #sportybet and #1xbet they r destiny destroyer.

break your sim! What about the loan you took who will pay them.

I tot daily withdrawal form ATM is 100k how come bank allow withdrawal of upto 250k?. Just asking incase anyone have an answer.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
If only they could get back to their Senses.
Religion is a disaster..pls stop singing to an imaginary creature..

mad fellow. You seems to know more than everyone that serves the imaginary God.
What do you know? people travelled all the way to Nigeria because of ur so called imaginary God and u didn't deem it fit to understand there is some in that God you can not see.

The Nigeria they create.

Na wah oh ex wife at 31. God I don't know if should ask u to help me punish this man. For marrying them young and let them go after removing the juice. I can say all the juice because at 31 she is still marriable.

Baawaa:
Where are the equipment recovered,

it is at the back of the photo.

What 8s wrong with is country. Why not build a refinery?.

Edoreborn:
Don't know what d military is waiting for,,take over ds fucking govt for crying out loud..u av d backings of d people..

Those ass licking idiots won't do that.

You use ur son dey do practical after u go come tell us here say u fon open saloon

Melvin56:
Hello everyone my name is Melvin
I have been following this platform for long but I registered officially today,I always enjoy comments from righteousness,slawworn,sapphire etc.Everyone is just amazing even with all the beefing and disagreements

Now my problem is that after a long search I was able to secure a job at a club as the club manager

Due to the fact that we have so many clubs and lounge in that area and the fact that my own club is new we barely have customers

Now my boss is questioning my ability,that is if I am fit for the position

Please friends I don't wanna loose my job
I need advice on what to do to attract customers
Mind you I am just a manager,don't know much about publicity
If you're into this field kindly help

I also beg the admin to help me move to FP thanks[color=#006600][/color]

go look for girl and pay them to come ur club for ladies nite. Do am for 1 month I bet u niggas will begin to show.

Why now that he has just few months to go?.

Loreettaa:
You and who

u ofcourse

The boy should not worry his self his cult members will, will some properties to him. Let him continue to serve them well.

Loreettaa:
I for try this kain thing with one person laidat.

make we meet nah

So people meet here!!!. Why haven't I meet anyone?.

Nothing niggas will not eat