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Fashion › Re: Toni-Ann Singh Crowned Miss World 2019 (Photos) by dochenaj: 4:37pm On Dec 15, 2019
Top 3 are all black. Black is gold.

So why exchange your diamond for silver with bleaching cream?
Romance › Re: Masturbation Is Killing Me!! by dochenaj: 4:31pm On Dec 15, 2019
Vick4rill:
This all started right from my primary school days when l was barely 10yrs Old. Am now through with my university and l am still battling with this addiction.

The minimum time l masturbate in a day is four times. A times six or seven. l look so lean and weak, am always tired due to this habit, l find it hard to relate with girls despite being an extrovert.

I Am a porn addict. Most times l try to stop this habit by deleting all the porn in my phone but l keep going back, the force is just too strong. l can barely keep an erection when having sex with a woman, barely 25yrs old.

l most a times take Viagra when meeting a girl. l need help Nairalnders, this thing is killing me.
In no distant time given the rate you're going at, you will go impotent and that will solve your problem.

So keep going at it. Give it few years and the thing will become permanently flaccid.
Travel › Re: Peace Mass Transit Reacts To The Accident That Killed "18" Passengers by dochenaj: 4:28pm On Dec 15, 2019
Maglen:
I think the following questions needs to be answered before condemning peace mass:

How many vehicles do they have on the road at any given time and how wide is their transportation coverage compared to other transport companies? A higher number of vehicles and coverage should increase their frequency of accidents.

Do other transport companies experience an accident rate proportional to the size of their transport fleet?

It's only when these questions are answered that we can decide if something is wrong with Peace mass or not.
That makes sense. If 5 PMT buses out of 200 get into an accident, it could translate to 1 GUO bus out 40.

But we won't see that unless we take a cursory look.

I doubt the experience of the drivers is the issue here, we all agree the roads are largely to blame here but then I think the Nigerian culture of unseriousness has a hand too.

Questions like "how pristine is the condition of these buses which because of the road require much more regular maintenance and servicing?", needs to be looked at too.
Crime › Re: Off-Duty Soldier And His Bitter Encounter With SARS In Enugu by dochenaj: 11:05pm On Dec 14, 2019
EXLOVER:
They can pass hate speech bill,, but are keeping mute to EndSars.
The problem is not about ending SARS, but rather reforming the Nigerian police and the security agencies at large.

For starters these guys need monthly psychological evaluation, cos some of them if not majority are not fit to be in the security agencies.

And they need to be seriously held accountable for their actions, so they could come down from their lofty godlike mentality.
Celebrities › Re: Angela Okorie Attacked By Armed Robbers (Graphic Photos) by dochenaj: 10:55pm On Dec 14, 2019
ojmetrix:
hard luck to her
but 1st pic left eye open right one close
second pic right eye open left eye close
Ever stand in front of a mirror and notice that your left appears to be right on the mirror?

It is called lateral inversion. It also happens sometimes with a selfie camera. However you'll notice the patch of blood under the eyes is consistent with the inversion.
Politics › Re: LUTH Doctors Visit MC Oluomo In His Office by dochenaj: 1:38pm On Dec 14, 2019
Who are the doctors? How many of them? What are their names?

Anybody can take a picture while holding a sphygmomanometer and a stethoscope, and that doesn't make one a doctor.
Car Talk › Re: FG Approves National Vehicle Identification Database by dochenaj: 1:23pm On Dec 14, 2019
This is not something we should be lauding about, like it is an achievement.

It costs even less in time and money to maintain a national vehicle database than all the manual process.

The world is going electronic and the earlier we do so, the better for us.
Politics › Re: ISWAP Kills 4 Aid Workers Abducted In July (photos) by dochenaj: 1:16pm On Dec 14, 2019
IPOB releases yet another doctored video.
Politics › Re: In Prison, Orji Uzor Kalu Begins Another Chapter Of Life by dochenaj: 12:33am On Dec 13, 2019
After all this lofty writeup. You couldn't even sum it up with a real picture of him behind bars.

Nonsense.
Sports › Re: Zidane: The UCL Draw? If We Play Liverpool, We Will Eliminate Them by dochenaj: 10:46pm On Dec 12, 2019
Galaticos444:
one champions league trophy in 13yrs,no premiership trophy in more than 25yrs is it wot u call serial winners? undecided
I get am before no be property.

What is most important is your current form, and in Liverpool's current form. They are serial winners.
Politics › Re: Akpabio Withdraws From Senatorial Rerun by dochenaj: 1:47am On Dec 12, 2019
If would have been interesting to see him contest and win. He would so mock Dino, that the man may have to run away from the country.
Crime › Re: Man Kills 7 Family Members In Imo, Burnt To Death By Angry Youths (Graphic Photo by dochenaj: 12:59pm On Dec 11, 2019
Skepticus:
cool And some religious people try to scare me with hell fire.

If u don live for Nigeria, hell fire go be nothing to you.
I read your last paragraph, and I couldn't but chuckle. You practically have no idea.
Politics › Re: Family: 'Sowore Injected With A Substance, He Must Not Die After Humiliation' by dochenaj: 12:53pm On Dec 11, 2019
Wuuworld:
MAJOR GENERAL Muhammadu Buhari will rot in Hague when his time is up.
Who will send him to the Hague?

The man with his cabals is plotting a third tenure and maybe fourth or a live presidency and you're talking about Hague.

You're on a long thing bro. And I'm sorry to burst your bubbles.
Politics › Re: Electricity Workers Begin Nationwide Strike, Blackout Looms by dochenaj: 12:42pm On Dec 11, 2019
anonimi:
Yes, since 2015.


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All that election promises, was how I knew Buhari would fail at governance.

They were just playing to the gallery, and sweet talked the millions into supporting them hence making it difficult for Jonathan and PDP to successfully rig the election.

In Nigeria, elections are not won by votes but by rigging. Even the people's candidate would need to rig else he will be outrigged.

But I saw through the lies and highfalutin promises. So here we are, 4 plus years down the line and yet we ain't got even one promise truly realized rather they deny ever making the promises.
Politics › Re: Punch Newspaper Vows To Address Buhari As Major-General by dochenaj: 11:53am On Dec 11, 2019
obidark:
nonesense....
many igbos voted buhari too....
And yet they got the "5%ters" tag.
Politics › Re: Punch Newspaper Vows To Address Buhari As Major-General by dochenaj: 11:51am On Dec 11, 2019
Hate speech 101.

One would suppose this careful written piece meant to stir the government to the right will work. Nah, it won't.

This will only be used as evidence to expedite the social media bill. This time it is not just going to be "social media bill" but "all media bill".
Travel › Re: FAAN Bans Uber, Bolt And Others From Lagos Airport, Places Heavy Fine by dochenaj: 9:44pm On Dec 10, 2019
Did they also ban private vehicles? Because Uber is as good as a private vehicle.

How would they even know it is Uber?
Politics › Re: Seyi Makinde: We Inherited An Almost Bankrupt State From Ajimobi by dochenaj: 6:13am On Dec 10, 2019
ICPC should be in the front line of fighting corruption as opposed to EFCC.

What happened to them? And to think that ICPC was established before EFCC makes it the more surprising.
Politics › Re: AbdulRahman AbdulRazaq: EFCC Saved Us From Inheriting Empty Treasury by dochenaj: 6:10am On Dec 10, 2019
Topmaike007:
Thank God this one is even saying some truth even when we know he is also lieing, still better than that one in OYO State that need to sit up and rebrand OYO state instead he is still blaming Ajimobi, same way Ajimobi blamed his predecessor...
The blame game works every time. It did for Buhari in his first tenure.

So any sensible politician, would use a proven tactics for evading responsibility.
Politics › Re: Anti-corruption: Ugwuanyi Lauds Buhari, EFCC by dochenaj: 6:00am On Dec 10, 2019
Does all this music protect him from EFCC prosecution after office?
Politics › Re: Senator Omo-Agege Introduces Bill To Amend Electoral Act by dochenaj: 5:53am On Dec 10, 2019
gaddafe:
So what about under-age? And deliberately preventing some regions from registration and collection of voters card?
Add strategic disenfranchisement by INEC officers either being late or having to grapple with difficulties to get people to vote and yet pack up by 4pm.

That's the smartest rigging mechanism I've seen.
Politics › Re: Senator Danjuma Goje Retires From Elective Politics by dochenaj: 2:34am On Dec 10, 2019
Kingosytex:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

Good for him. He has stolen enough.


At least, the 6 billion naira he stole is still fresh in his accounts. If only Ekweremmadu can toe the same line of action like this man!
Ekweremadu had long announced he was not going to the Senate in 2023.
Politics › Re: ISWAP Kills 2 Nigerian Soldiers, 1 Policeman, Threatens Army In New Video by dochenaj: 12:45am On Dec 10, 2019
Lol. Audio defeat and decimation of Boko Haram.

The truth is that if Buhari defeats Boko Haram, he will lose his political appeal in the North and he knows it. So they will keep dancing around it.

My heart goes out to the unsuspecting soldiers who are sacrificed daily to this stupid war.
Sports › Re: Anthony Joshua Wants To Defend Heavyweight Titles In Nigeria by dochenaj: 12:39am On Dec 10, 2019
If he could fight in Saudi Arabia with all the concerns about human rights violation, of course he can also do it in Nigeria that is the senior brother of Saudi Arabia in human rights violation.
Crime › Re: Chukwuka Utazi Says There Are 60 Police Checkpoints Between Lagos And Onitsha by dochenaj: 11:23am On Dec 09, 2019
From what he is implying, the checkpoints is not the problem but the extortion that takes place at the checkpoints.

So I don't see any reason to rather talk about the 60 checkpoints as headline when the extortion is the elephant in the room.

Even if it is just one checkpoint, it is still wrong for police and other security agencies to extort road users.
Family › Re: My Husband Is Too Jealous by dochenaj: 10:17pm On Dec 08, 2019
A guy creates an account pretending to be a girl and creates a thread like this and you all are commenting like it is reality.

Can't you all see through the fakeness of this thread already?
Politics › Re: Presidency Justifies Sowore's Rearrest, Says He's Person Of Interest To DSS by dochenaj: 10:03pm On Dec 08, 2019
This is funny. I had thought DSS had new charges against him, but rather it is the same charges for which he is still being prosecuted and for which he has obtained bail.

From what Shehu just said, even if the court acquits him of all count charges, they would still go ahead and rearrest him for the old charges and prosecute him in another court till they get a conviction.

Don't you love this #NextLevel?
Celebrities › Re: Juice Wrld Dies Aged 21 After Suffering A Seizure At Chicago Airport by dochenaj: 9:55pm On Dec 08, 2019
You can't put cause of death past some drug use. It must be related.
Celebrities › Re: Chizzy Alichi’s Traditional Wedding Pictures by dochenaj: 9:37pm On Dec 08, 2019
Cherrybae:
Very ugly shapeless broke frustrated couples. They just want to trend. Marriage that will just crash in one month.

Mtcheeeeeeew
Did she snatch the guy from you?

You're so bitter and I don't understand why.
Sports › Re: What's Going On With Ronaldo And Juventus? by dochenaj: 9:29pm On Dec 08, 2019
Is this a tribute to Ronaldo?
Celebrities › Re: Asu Ekiye Calls Out Gospel Artistes At The Experience by dochenaj:
There are choruses that are nobody's song but everybody's song.

Over the years gospel artistes have remixed the age long chorus into their brands but the original song belong to everyone.

If an artiste sings the original song, then that is no problem but if they sing the remixed version, it is not so cool.

But it is not any reason enough to bicker and fight, cos at the end of the day, God is praised and men are edified.
Politics › Re: Senate Says Kalu's Seat Won't Be Declared Vacant Yet by dochenaj: 2:01pm On Dec 08, 2019
ebube89:
seems orji uzor kalu has appealed the judgement and still free cos we all boarded same flight from lagos to abuja yesterday
And you didn't whip out your phone to take a picture for us to see?

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