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SyrusdeHansome:
I can never eat dog, cat, snake, duck nd rabbit. I can't eat unfried chicken. Add urs

cassie0000:
Good Day everyone
Please
My father died over 10 years ago
We are six children from my father
Since our dad died our elder brother has been the only beneficiary of our father's estate
He is far older than the other five children

Since my father died our eldest brother has been the only major benefactor from our father’s estate
He has built himself different businesses including a hotel bought lands and landed properties and gifted different people goods, property and huge amount of money
But the remaining five of us nothing

Momsi took him to court
since 2015 when momsi has been in court nothing has changed
This is just a summary of everything that has been happening
And sincerely dunno what to do
It's not fair that only our senior brother is benefiting from what our father left behind
And the only benefit we have gotten is our fees been paid as dad died when we were much younger
And I sincerely do not know what to do

lhordspy:
God Bless Nigeria .

troubleshooter:
I made a wooden piggy bank in January this year (2022) as a new resolution for the year to consciously save some N1000 and any crispy N500 denomination or 2years. It's about a size of 40x40x25cm.
But the CBN Redesign of the naira made me break it this week to avoid being caught on the losing side. And this is what I found ....
N345,000
It's not even up to a quarter full yet. I stopped saving for few months in Sept to Nov. This was largely due to some hard times and I lost my dad few months ago and had to do the burial.
I'm still thinking of what to do with the money as I'm looking at it.

ExAngel007:
A boy's conversation with his father about his Christmas gift has been shared online by the boy's mother and this has started a debate.

In screenshots of their chat, the boy asked his father if he got him and his siblings anything for Christmas and the father said he did.

The boy then asked his father how they can get the gift but the father said they will get it when he is "free" because their mother did "too much" and she made him "mad".

The boy hit back and asked his father why his mother making him mad should have anything to do with his kids.

The boy also told his father that it's fine if he didn't get them anything for Christmas but insisted his father shouldn't blame it on his mother.

The father then called the son and asked him to pick the call but he refused and replied to his father, "I'll call you when I'm free."

Sharing the screenshot, the boy's mother wrote: "And my son handled their deadbeat daddy very well! He think he can tell my 13 year old anything! He outspoken, not disrespectful."

https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2022/12/boys-converstaion-with-his-deadbeat-dad-about-christmas-gift-sparks-debate-2.html

chariisGRACE:
I've want to gift my father something, but I don't know what's best for him with my tight budget of 20K.

Android phone (used showglass phones)
Suit (my money no go reach)
A pair of shoe (He doesn't really need it)

Aside these three things, what would be a suitable surprise gift to him?

Opinions and insults are welcomed

Nlfpmod seun

Newsmic:
A woman has taken to Twitter to share the private messages she received from her pastor, IGBERETV reports.

In the chats, the pastor is seen asking when she closes from work so he can pick her up.

"I wanna see you," the reverend told her.

When she asked his reason for wanting to see her, he replied: "Talk and hold you."

"Now Pastor, that's not Christian like," she replied and the pastor immediately became defensive.

"Don't start that," the pastor responded.

"The pastor be acting like he so holy but be in my messages," she captioned the screenshot of their chats.

https://twitter.com/faiththegemini/status/1607161046040719360?s=19[/quote]Coming to come and drag someone and soil his name when c I early your hand is in the matter too

officialwdhtv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j23InLvgKqE

See what rice traders do to bags of rice to reduce its quantity

benjackugo:
IGBERETV report

2 Men Who Stole Community Power Cables to Buy Xmas Dress for Girlfriend Arrested (Photos)



https://m./3059696064360221/permalink/3254938311502661/

Decentdave:
I went to market this morning for Xmas shopping, to my own surprise, the only cheap chicken you can get is spent (old) layers which is around #4500.00 to #6500...

Broiler and Noiler depending on Size is between 12k to 15k while Turkey ranges from 40k to 50k In Badagry market Lagos.

State your Location and price let's compare.

naijablood:
I started observing this pattern since 2018
I was posted away from my then girlfriend to another state for NYSC hence couldn’t engage in serious relationship through out my service

…But seriously that year was one of my favorite in terms of financial success.
As a serving corper I was also working freelance for two different companies in Lagos. … coupled with other gigs … I was in money.

After service I met a lady and we kicked off a relationship, within 2months of us into the love affair, I lost the two jobs as a freelance was done with service so had to start some money making venture, but was tough, well the relationship lasted four months.

After three months of us breaking up I had a business idea, year 2020, got into it and within two months I made my first million was single for a year.

2021 I met a lady and started meeting … and within a space of 6 months, I was back to square one…

Early this year was tough and depressing, and by June, we were already having relationship problem, hence some space between us.

But from September I notice some positivity, business took off I started saving up and by November I had to buy a property to compensate myself for a hardworking year ..

Now my problem is I’m disturbed , this lady been asking for us making the relationship official .. but I’m scared loosing it all … I keep getting back to the ground when I’m in relationship…

But will I be single for life … I’m just lost.

mosdii:
A pack of rice, fruit salad, juice and apple fruit.

Or

A pack of rice, salad, small chops and wine.

I will be gifting 10 males on NL 1 each of any of the pack they chose.

ibkayee:
What a strange conclusion to come to, I’ve eaten every single food I’ve listed

ibkayee:
You’re welcome
I’m not ‘non’ Nigerian

fakum:
Sorry my people this might be a bit long.

Yeah, be careful, just like every other addiction. Anything your partner do while dating will most likely continue in marriage, be warned.
I had sex an explosive sex life with my wife when we were dating and few years after marriage. We makeout everywhere with any little opportunity. Now we are almost 5 years in marriage and things have changed, though it has been coming gradually.

The last time we had sex was like 3 weeks ago, make I suck, NO, make I use hand, NO, and na she give me signal to come do ooo, I vex run my thing, cum and told her sex with her is now more of work. she got angry, I no send. Later in the morning, she brought the matter and I told her yes, she is making sex look like work, that she probably don’t enjoy sex with me anymore. She started saying its pressure, stress,….but I know it’s all lie, I had my suspicion (she doesn’t cook nor wash, virtually does nothing at home now aside her work which closes early and baby who we all look after).
3 days ago, I had a dream abut her, I prayed about it, she asked me about it and I refused t tell. Guys, throughout yesterday, conji wan kill me ooo, I just busy myself with phone. Later in the night, I came in and saw her sleeping, I surf net small , come sleep. I had another dream about her, woke up and time check, past 1 am. I saw her pressing her phone, probably doing her facebook as usual, that her fav app. Na so my suspicion start to play ooo, she started masturbating right there again, I vex but keep calm (this is not the first time ooo, normal level).

Now, this is why I’m angry, I LUV ORAL too much, its my favourite part of love making, for sometimes now, anytime I start my movement going downward on her, she will stop me, make I use hand na, NO, but see Aunty put her hand for THERE now. I’m not surprise, why? Because she confessed to me when dating that she is addicted to masturbation but working on it, that she will stop. Out of love I didn’t judge her, no one is a saint, I also saw it as maybe we can work things from there, bringing it in to our love making to spice things up in our sex life but now, I see my wife prefer masturbation to my oral and sex in its entirety. Guys forget, I’m not hyping myself but I dey try for oral. I can be there, 30min, 1 hr doing my thing (magic), and the result Is always awesome, as I gain more satisfaction in seeing my partner having orgasm than anything else.

Prior to now, because of excuses and stuffs, I have stopped asking for sex but anytime she gives signal, I go deliver. Now, I have made up my mind kind of, make she continue her masturbation, anytime conji hook me, I will find someone to give me mouth action till I’m relieved and movee. Worst case, 3k or 5k. You cant be starving me giving excuses while doing your thing. After all, this is one of the sins of marriage we were told during our class and she know.
I’m not a fan of f*cking outside, I neva enter another woman since we got married though I had enough changes and the pressure and I still don’t want to, not because of her though because she probably doesn’t deserve it but I’m going to get my BJ and have myself relieved issa decision I don’t think I will stop unless God says otherwise.

I will continue to be the loving husband she know, I wont change, I will even get better just as she continue to be the loving wife that she is, but we all have urge to be quenched.
So guys, don’t overlook anything you cant overlook in marriage, e get why! Once most people get what they want, they tend to change or show their real self and marriage isn’t an exception. Some just want the name “married” and have kids (like my wife, after all, she don marry, don get pikin) and once they achieve this, anything can follow though it ought not to be so. Its all my fault sha, I overlook everything ( probably because I know non is perfect and I saw some good traits in her) I wanted companionship as my main reason for marriage but hers were different(though see like attention die), I should have known better. Please marry who have same marriage goals as you.

Finally, this is not to discourage anyone from marriage , marriage is a beautiful thing and I’m happy I’m married and I love my baby (make una no think am oooo). Just pray and marry a good wife like me (even better).

#Peace!

ExAngel007:
A Nigerian Twitter user has taken to the microblogging platform to celebrate his girlfriend who 'returned' N75,000 sent to her by a male admirer.

He said he never believed such things happen, until he witnessed it.

He pointed out that his girlfriend did well to return the money to the man.

Twitter user, Adekunle M.B Ayomade wrote:



https://twitter.com/Mr_Yomadey/status/1601658108946051073?t=0afLxeKOKV1Ho9FBVUsAKQ&s=19



https://twitter.com/Mr_Yomadey/status/1601978190947405824?t=ST29eKCDZeH7kcNMFRMVTQ&s=19[/quote]Only a lady could have made this post

Enemyofpeace:
See all I bought few minutes ago for just fifty thousand naira. Now my Christmas is set.


God no go shame us

ibkayee:
You mean ‘non’?

SergeantTitus:
I have 800k, what profitable biz can I do

Enemyofpeace:
There was this hot argument we had in class today while waiting for our lecturer.

It was on the ownership of the breasts, some (including ladies) argued that the breasts belong to the father, some argued that the breasts belong to the mother, while some including our old school lecturer who later met us on the argument were of the opinion that the breasts belong to the baby.

We were not able to arrive at a conclusion, so I decided to bring the issue before you my elders and ancestors on nairaland. Who owns the breasts? Is it the father, the mother or the baby?

Enemyofpeace:
There was this hot argument we had in class today while waiting for our lecturer.

It was on the ownership of the breasts, some (including ladies) argued that the breasts belong to the father, some argued that the breasts belong to the mother, while some including our old school lecturer who later met us on the argument were of the opinion that the breasts belong to the baby.

We were not able to arrive at a conclusion, so I decided to bring the issue before you my elders and ancestors on nairaland. Who owns the breasts? Is it the father, the mother or the baby?

ibkayee:
This is probably thread number infinity of this topic but ah well

- Peanuts

- Tomatoes on their own (I can stomach it when it’s wedged in a sandwich or something, cut up into very tiny slices)

- ANY type of fresh fish that hasn’t been grilled (not to be confused with crustaceans, I’m talking tilapia, croaker etc…yuck)

- Ewa agoyin

- Garri with milk (you people who eat this need to be sectioned)

- Nigerian fufu (I still have anxiety from when I first tasted it)

- Sardines (too many small bones, maybe because I’m lazy and want my chewing to be straightforward. Why do I need a GPS to navigate my way around the fish. I don’t care if the bones are ‘soft’)

Airforce1:
Hi peeps, just had my third child with my baby mama.. A big congrats to me.

See photos below

Promzy99:
Who can guess dis correctly Nairaland Academicians Over to you.

chisomkachy:
https://leadership.ng/breaking-aisha-buharis-critic-aminu-to-meet-buhari-after-release/

Previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/7461652/aminu-muhammad-released-aisha-buhari

nlfpmod:
"Aisha Buhari withdrew the case against Aminu Muhammad, his lawyer C.K. Agu told the BBC"

https://twitter.com/bbchausa/status/1598719751437656065

Nadingo:
I was at a car wash near the Bauchi State School of Agriculture in Bauchi metropolis and I saw some kids with this fish which they caught from a River nearby. Priced it and they said I should bring N1,200. Asked them for the last price and they said N1,000. Omo I quickly gave them the money and opened my car trunk.

Lummoni:
I hop someone will be able to assist.
So my Aunt is a South African woman who was married to a Nigerian man she met in South Africa.

They had a child & when he turned 9 months her husband suggested they visit his family in Nigeria.

A few hours before leaving for the airport back to South Africa, his parents sat her down and told her the baby would have to stay.

After many words & tears her father in law and husband assured her that he would be back in a 6 months to fetch the baby.

True to his word, 6 months later my Uncle in law returned to Nigeria to fetch his children, but 2 days after he arrived he got seriously sick & passed on a few days later.

My Aunt traveled to Nigeria to lay him to rest & had to extend her stay because her in laws kept giving her the run around about why she couldn't take her child (apparently some rituals had to be done for the child since his father had just passed).

She eventually left after her father in law warned her that if she keeps pushing, they (his wife a daughter) would do to her what was done to her husband.

Fast forward 11 years later, her father in law, & mother in law are both late, she sends money to Nigeria every month for her sons upkeep but her sister in law is withholding the child, does not allow him to communicate with her.

When a neighbor tries to let him speak with his mother, they beat him up, sometimes he doesn't go to school and has to go sell water at the market.

My Aunt has tried going with the Nigerian police but failed, has involved the Nigerian embassy but they are dragging their feet. We really do not know what else to do.

Why would they withholding someone's child (a mother who desperately wants her child back) when they can't even take care of his needs.

Maybe someone has been through a similar experience and may be able to help with suggestions of how to get the child back to his mother.

CorrectBizWoman:
Please who else is been sex starved at home. I can count how many times we've had sex since dis year. Always money money money all the time which is beginning to bother a lot more on greed. We're very comfortable. Solid investments, own the house we live in.

He don't cheat at least none that I know of and he's very free with his phone.

I'm tired of living this way... Any help guys? He's the last person you can seduce. It just don't work with him.

To think it's this same man loves sex like crazy even after our kids before this money talks, makes me wonder how people change so fast

Brunosamel:
I believe in betterment of all humanity, Morality and self love.

Brunosamel:
I don't believe in God bro

Brunosamel:
I don't believe in God bro