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Angelacruz:
This write up is pure wickedness....u wan spoil person relationship?

ignore small minded cowards like him.

I dare him to post his picture holding a paper with his monicker and today's date on his profile

Let's see if he doesn't deserve to be castrated.

Activist001:
So na only pics of your yansh you fit show us ni?

If there's one thing sirjamesjnr and I agree to disagree on. It's our view on LAGOS. As a Lagos islander born and bred. I'm a city girl in and out while he likes it close to nature. I maintained that Lagos can be close to nature, we have beaches and lekki conservation centers. He claimed Lagos was dirty and couldn't impress him. I vowed that when next he came to see me, I would prove him wrong. We agreed that we would go to the beach. It's something I have always wanted to do with the one I love.

So bae lands in Lagos on Friday, we spend time together, the plan was originally to take him to tarkwa bay, but based on our location which was decided on the spur of the moment (planning in advance is not my strong point but his). I changed my mind and decided on landmark beach instead. I snooped online and found out that we had to book online. I decided that I would book the next day which was a saturday. Big mistake. I should have booked on Friday, that way the gate fee would have been cheaper.

On Saturday morning, we get up get ready. I carry some basics, my atm, phone, and sunscreen, wear an old straw hat, a top and shorts, then a pair of slippers. Bae goes fully dressed and I had to convince him that it's just the beach. At least wear slippers. He agrees. We call a taxify and get to the beach at 9:30am. Turns out beach opens by 10am. By 10, I show the ticketeer my booking QR code, and he gives me 2 tags. So we trot into the beach. It's empty, turns out we are the first to arrive

We walk down and see a bar. Where we are told that seating is free as long as we buy something, but there's another area where we have to rent furniture but there's an area we can swim. We both discussed which area would be preferable and as we do so, we meet one of the lifeguards who we have a long discussion with. She tells us that the beach was owned by an igbo man born abroad, She also says that renting furniture is where the fun is, we take her advice and agree to rent a set of loungers. Before that we go to this taco place for breakfast, which was directly behind the mini golf course in the beach. When bae saw the course he was tripping. He loved the concept, we explore the beach, take pics then rent the loungers and agree to swim in the lagoon.

Bae wears his speedo, I wear my swimsuit after much persuasion from him. As he is preparing to go to the shore, I stop him,and slather sunscreen all over his body so that he doesn't get a tan. I do the same. We both look like 'ojuju calabar' masquerade. But I'll take that over turning a shade darker at the beach.

Turns out bae is an excellent swimmer, cos he went into the regions where only experienced swimmers go. I was happy with the beginners section because the only thing I can do in the water is float., he didn't want to go too far, so as to keep an eye on me. Because I can be a mischievous person sometimes. Turns out that sea water is salty but doesn't hurt the eyes, and one can see clearly in it.

We have a lot of fun in the water, Take pictures, play with strangers, do a little PDA then go back to the loungers where we rest, take more pics and gossip about the people around us. There were two white women on the loungers to our right, both were smoking a cigarette, but some minutes later a young man, nigerian obviously goes to try his luck with the visa lottery. The ladies weren't impressed. On our left was a young guy who was really loaded because he order a bottle of expensive alcohol, and this babe with him, total slayqueen type with bone straight hair, was busy forming like some of the other babes at the beach. The only thing that gave her away was her appetite . She ate a lot, a whole lot......

Some lebanese people were there, one forgot to wear sunscreen and look looking red like cooked shrimps but was going to swimming anyway.

We reapplied sunscreen and went swimming a second time. There we noticed in the far distance that a big sea animal was swimming, whether it was a dolphin, shark, we didn't know, but we knew that it was big. I feel bad that it didn't come to shore. We would have liked some wild fish pepper soup.

The lifeguards really did their jobs, watching the people making sure no one swam beyond their boundaries. There was this fulani girl who kept trying to disobey tho. She clearly was a good swimmer, and was swimming in her ankara gown.

We go back to the loungers and rest, then a lot of people come and try advertising their food to us, the way traders do it at yaba market but less invasive. Bae was beginning to get annoyed, because this hustling and harassing phenomenon is one of the reasons why he doesn't like Lagos. I get ice cream and a sub sandwich which was really good. We also get coconut water, which was so refreshing, but elected that we must eat the coconut inside,so he goes to the store where we got it from. He comes back with a spoon for me to scrape my coconut since it was so soft like jelly, his was a bit harder and was cut into pieces, we are bush people like that . We also had sex on the beach (the cocktail or not)

By the time we are done, it's late so I book a cab home with the beach WiFi (sorry dear, I know you said I should not use it but I like awoof) then I start preparing to change and wear my top, then bend to wear my bumshorts, when I'm done, I see bae frowning heavily. Turns out he caught someone staring at my back while I was dressing up, and the person had a lady next to him. He apparently sent the sent the guy a very strong look. Bae refused to let me see who the guy was and started telling me to hurry up. I tidy up, and we walk out of the beach.

On the cab way home, he kept talking about how fun it was and how he didn't expect this kind of sophistication from a beach. He talks about Lagos with the cab driver who apparently was from cote d'ivoire who says that Lagos is livelier and has more to offer than his home country and they exchange stories all the way home. His impression of Lagos has improved since then.

If you wanna go out and have fun or impress a special someone, try landmark beach.

Guess which hand is mine and which is his?

Emeka71:
That's actually too much.

it's not

I'm pained. ,500 naira to plait basic cornrows in my area, especially Didi.

The last time I went to relax my hair in March, I paid 2k, it included washing and setting with additional placenta and mousse. Upon all, the woman over processed my hair and burnt my scalp. My hair was just breaking and shedding so fast, looking like the tail of a drowned rat. Never again. Last saturday, I relaxed it myself, trimmed it, and enjoyed the results. Less processed, fuller looking hair. Targeting bra length by God's grace. It's currently 11 inches and shoulder length

Got a short blond braided wig for 15 k. Aiming for a pixie cut wig next.
Never going to the salon again, except if I want Didi cornrows.

ultiabaz36:
Good day my people, please your advise is needed. I am in my 30s and I came into this relationship this year January. I like and I love this babe so much but she’s always demanding financially despite being a working class and I am only surviving on 45k job here in lagos. I have target and ambition for my life and everything is placed on this my job. So, I have a proportion of my income to be saved for this my ambition but since I met this girl, I never have anything called savings again while I still go on borrowing to satisfy her needs.

The most painful part of it all is that anytime she asks of anything and I’m not capable of what she asked for, she will first block me on Whatsapp and drop a breakup message. I will be the one to call and persuade her and when she feels like to unblock me she will do that.

But now, she’s asking for salah cloth and I don’t have the amount she’s asking for. I told her I don’t have the money for now while I told her that I don’t know what tomorrow will say and as soon as I said this, she dropped the breakup message as usual and block me on WhatsApp.

Please Advise me on what to do as this is getting on my nerves.

please drop her, or double your hustle. The glass is either half empty or half full

ogascomax:
If by now someone is still thinking that coronavirus is a deadly disease in Nigeria then that person may never be wise again. To me I think such person or persons are fools for one reason. Nigeria as a country never did anything to prevent the spread of the various and it never spread. Forget all the media talk about lockdown and the rest. Even if they was a kind of lockdown the level of face to face communication and social integration was very present with us unlike abroad that neighbors don't see first to first. Then and until now, I have friends and family spread across this nation but known of them can boldly say that they know someone that died because of the so called dreaded disease.
Be wise and stop this unnecessary fear. Right from day one I spoke against this covid-19 thing and I am still alive. You insulted Kogi State government and today who is laughing last? who became the wiser at the end of the day. Are they all dead in the state? End fear of death in your life that is when you can live longer. As I always see I don't fear death not anything. When you come to realize who you are and what you are as a Christian you will drive away stupidity out of your christianity.

is it not the same kogi state where snakes pursue patients and nurses travel to stream to fetch water in their health centers. Abeg park well.


That you are still alive doesn't mean people didn't die or lose their loved ones. Your statement is an insult to their memory

boolet:
Personally, I feel face masks have reduced the frequency of flu, cold and catarrh. Do I still wear masks? Yes, in public.

it has reduced but for people who don't wear it. They still troop to the hospital everyday.

I still wear facemasks, and still do social distancing. I am tired of getting flu from stubborn patients, especially children

LadyRosa:
You tried,very beautiful but improve on your dressing.Others are OK but the red blazer with the ripped shorts on red Swede wedge shoes is just @#&*%?!/
Happy birthday. LLNP.

attention seeking troll.

alyarmouk:
UK where I reside don't pay Interns.
America dnt pay interns.
get ur facts straight n stop masquerading under social media anonymity to spew trash..from the gutter cum mouth of yours

UK pays it's interns. Both FY 1& 2

Froshchuksswart:
Lies my gee, why was Dr Any arrested for doing plastics...? Only consultants can do surgery bro

she wasn't arrested for doing plastics. She was arrested over the death of the beauty queen. Two separate issues. It's a really complicated issue. Just know this, She stepped on the toes of many LUTH elders

SenatePresdo:
Aboki tell us something else.

I heard that Borno state now has two Governors

One for The Zoo, one for the Terrorists

wgen is buhari going to deal with boko haram in the language they understand

FalseProphet1:
As the topic implies, I recently told it to a girl whom I felt was way older than the lifestyle she was forcing herself to live, I noticed that her mood changed and she went into a rage and said I insulted her... please house look into it, is it an insult?

And why do many girls see that statement as an insult?

it is an ignorant statement and an insult. Since when did her lifestyle and age become your business? Not everyone is ready to be shackled into marriage, neither does marriage stop an irresponsible lifestyle. Ask ataga.

It is well. Many women are just managing their husbands.

NewDawn2O21:
then as an agnostic you should learn to shut up and comment only on matters that your limited brain has knowledge of.
Go to romance section cos this topic is too High and intellectual for a dummy like you

reacting emotionally like an immature person instead of countering the argument. You are not worthy of my time

This is why i can't take many christians seriously. They behave like a waste of school fees.

debbycreamy:
Hello nairalanders,

I won't say it's my friend sister or whatever,it's me. It's my question

For 5years of marriage, it's been conflicting about this church matter.

Where in the Bible did they say it's compulsory for the wife to go to the husband's church? I attended dominion city, and he attends redeem (RCCG), I tried for the first two years to follow him to redeem, but I couldn't feel it, every Sunday it's like going and coming from a wedding not a church, that feeling of feeling the Holy Spirit and being blessed is not there, I don't know who understands this feeling.

I talked to him in d third year he allowed me go back to my dominion city, and in d fourth year he stopped me again, I'm a worker there o, now till the fifth year I'm still forced to attend redeem, I have tried my best to open my heart to the church but no way...

Their ways just tire me at redeem, I miss the love, togetherness, prayers, worship and preaching at dominion city. Please I'm sorry I mentioned the name of churches i know some people love redeem, so I'm sorry.

Now for a month now, I have not gone to any church, and I'm tired of the whole thing, please matured advice needed.


Thanks

this is dicey. You and your husband when courting didn't know that you shouldn't be unequally yoked?

Could you try going to the redeem church once in a while to keep the peace and appearance, and then go for weekday service or attend online service in dominion city where you are spiritually nurtured and fed. But you may have to dial down on some activities to avoid burnout, like becoming a worker in both churches. It's not advisable.

Your husband feels the need to control you by forcing you to his church, but everyone's walk with God (spiritual journey) is different. Eventually you would resent him and the church which is one of the reasons why a lot of youths are leaving christianity.

But what do I know, I'm agnostic.

Obakashdee:
I have a man in my church, he has three children now, he gave birth to twins twice but unfortunately for him one of them died. This man and his children are suffering like it’s so obvious that they are suffering, the man takes up so many menial job just to provide and the wife also does menial job too just to feed. Now his children are 10 and 8’s respectively and his wife discovered she’s pregnant again in this buhari regime and he knows how suffering is peppering him.

I was thinking why can’t they just abort it and keep managing, I do not see the rationale of bringing another child into this world to suffer or am I wrong ni?
What to do? I

Abortion is the sensible thing to do, but nigerians and their enslaved mentality will say no. So let the man continue to suffer. If he can not buy 100 naira condom, then he deserves all the suffering coming his way

KosoMo:
Local Government marriage certificate also valid anywhere... Wonder why the rush to Ikoyi.

can local government marriage certificate also be valid for visa purposes?

siofra:
Entry 1

Sup Nigas, I want to document my life here as an intllgint alpha mail. Women are stoopit(I hope I speltt it right) they must submit to us the redpille men. If they don't we use force because we are macho men and we don't take shiett from simps and wimin . Thanks

I am a sucessfil men and I have nothing billions of dollarzs in my aza and I know all thise binches are after my cash. Women are dumb [s]even though none has ever let me near her because of my repulsive character and looks[/s] the is after my money goes.

I'm a very hansome guy who has fvck all the hoes on my road without partng with shishi
I've attached a pic of my handsome face below. Bleep women and girls [s] because they will never agree to date a guy like me[/s] because they are dump.

First pic a ful photo of me

Second pic my hansome face Wich makes gels swoon.

Lol!!!

derindel:
I am 21 years old, I am not a virgin. I am rounding off my ND program by the grace of God in September. I have found someone that love me truly and He wants to get married to me. He has proposed and I have accepted, but my father and my siblings are against the marriage holding on the ground that they feels that I am too young to get married and they want me to further and get my HND. My father has refused to meet him in person or any of his envoys.

It is necessary for me to mention that my family has not being financially stable for a long time which has made it difficult for them to fully support my educational pursuit, leaving me to depend on my efforts and others. This has made me do some unprintable things that I am not proud of which my family did not even know about.

Since I met this guy, my life and his has been growing well. He accepted me the way I am. He love me genuinely and cherishes me. His dying business also resurrected and we are getting more closer to God than we were. He is the type that loves education. He has promised to further my education to whatever level I desire but my family will not want to hear of this or even see him. All they are after is that I should wait for more years.

The problem is that he is 34 and he said he cannot wait anymore and that he he has done his part. It is left for me to choose between him and my father's desire for me.

I love my family but I have found the man I want to build my future with and I don't want to become a runs girl in order to further my education. Please somebody should advice me before I do something stupid. I need advice desperately.

marry him.

With this your conviction that is so hard to find.

I wish you luck

derindel:
I am 21 years old, I am not a virgin. I am rounding off my ND program by the grace of God in September. I have found someone that love me truly and He wants to get married to me. He has proposed and I have accepted, but my father and my siblings are against the marriage holding on the ground that they feels that I am too young to get married and they want me to further and get my HND. My father has refused to meet him in person or any of his envoys.

It is necessary for me to mention that my family has not being financially stable for a long time which has made it difficult for them to fully support my educational pursuit, leaving me to depend on my efforts and others. This has made me do some unprintable things that I am not proud of which my family did not even know about.

Since I met this guy, my life and his has been growing well. He accepted me the way I am. He love me genuinely and cherishes me. His dying business also resurrected and we are getting more closer to God than we were. He is the type that loves education. He has promised to further my education to whatever level I desire but my family will not want to hear of this or even see him. All they are after is that I should wait for more years.

The problem is that he is 34 and he said he cannot wait anymore and that he he has done his part. It is left for me to choose between him and my father's desire for me.

I love my family but I have found the man I want to build my future with and I don't want to become a runs girl in order to further my education. Please somebody should advice me before I do something stupid. I need advice desperately.

marry him. But get something legit to do

With this your conviction that is so hard to find.

I wish you luck.

Also, try to hold off child bearing for a few years to stabilize

meritadavize1:
OG next time don't lock her out, rather lock her in the toilet, that's how I punish girls

that's also bad and is a crime.

torqque7:
Well u both were wrong,ur wife should have simply listened to u as her husband and as for those asking silly questions about if she wore skimpy dresses before he married her,so what if she was?the key word is before he married her,Now she is married so she can't still do that,its like saying since a man met a lady who was a club freak before marrying her then she should still continue that lifestyle as a married women..My only problem with the O.P is that he let his wife sleep outside exposing her to unspeakable danger,if something tragic would have happened to her,trust me u won't even care if she wore short gown or boxers again o..u are a married man so please think well before u act in ur marriage,2months is too early to start having such issues..and u shouldn't have posted ur pics with ur wife in a negative story like this. Goodluck

so a woman is supposed to change into another human being in the name of marriage and a man is not?

You sir are a hypocrite.

This is so inspiring. I wish you the best girl!! You deserve it. No one deserves to suffer the trauma of sickle cell.

sweetshisha:
Is it a crime dating a 21 years old adult, or is it a sin?

Age of consent is 14 years in Nigeria, Age of adulthood 18 years, at 21 years you are fully grown human

how old is 21 really?

sweetshisha:
She spoke to camera, she never said she was drugged and she has been having drugs openly even before they met , she practically ordered everything , hotel ,food , drugs.. the man barely made transfer and gave her ATM and password

He is a 50 years old seperated man going through divorce, so what's the big deal in hooking up with a 21 years old consenting adult and getting killed

really? Someone young enough to be his daughter? Why didn't he carry his age mate?

preciousMI1:
How did she help you stop drug and substance abuse? I really want to know! I need practical experience to help someone too please

take the person to a mental health facility for detox and rehab

PrettySleek:
Check yourself into a rehab, it's possible the drugs you abused affected the part of your brain that controls emotions and activity. No jokes I am being sincerely honest with you. You need to let go and work on yourself. You can't be in a relationship, you are not stable enough.

he's using her as an emotional crutch. I fear for the woman

samx4real:
Hey bro, leave this woman or give her a break for like two months.

You will see that she's the cause of all your problems.


In short, is better you get another lady. This time, don't go for a single mother.

you are delusional. Go and get your sister to date him now or better still read and comprehend before replying.

NwaAmaikpe:




The crack and other hard drugs must have really destroyed you for you to ditch a younger girl to go play daddy to a 7-year old and her older mom at 27.
What better way can we confuse dumbness for love.

Have you ever considered that you were an inexperienced 20year-old when that lady was spreading her legs wide in a labour room to push out a fvcking baby?

Only you can help yourself.
You know your triggers and you know your weaknesses.

From what I've read, being broke makes you a monster and it is only when you are broke that she starts being shitty.
But the beauty of this fvck is that you get broke from catering to her and her kid and not from living your youth to the fullest with other viable ladies.

But we shouldn't blame her for being shitty, you're just her fvckboy who pays the bills and plays dad to her child whose own father doesn't want anything to do with.

Yet you're emotionally at her mercy that your world revolves around another man's outcast.
Biko ditch that girl and look for an asset.
She's not just a liability, she's a master player and you my friend are her pawn.

please do you think that someone with a wayward lifestyle that is addicted to drugs is every girl's choice. Op had better humble himself and seek a therapist. Because one day he can beat, rape and kill the lady or her innocent daughter. She should pack up and leave

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CsRockefeller:
Oh! Yeah, the side effects are crazy.

I'm currently on my 3rd week of the drug, had sex with a lady who I met online but quickly had to go to the hospital within 48hrs because I didn't know her status. She later did the test and came out positive, but since she's more sexually active than me; I was advised to take the complete dosage.

Thanks. This is the second time I'm getting a reassuring message from a health worker who was exposed.

By the way and I know it's not in my place to ask, you said you went to the beach with your Fiancée, I'm guessing it's still the gentleman you met here right?

yes it is.