Career › Re: Share The Experience Of Your Typical Day At Work.. Here's Mine! by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:30pm On Jun 26, 2021 |
CsRockefeller: By "exposed" I'm guessing you got pricked with a needle of an infected Person? If yes, was the PEP drug effective?
Thanks. yes.. It was effective, but the side effects tho |
Health › Re: Abibat Kehinde Welcomes Twins, Abandoned By Her Husband At Epe Hospital by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:36am On Jun 26, 2021 |
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Health › Re: Abibat Kehinde Welcomes Twins, Abandoned By Her Husband At Epe Hospital by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:34am On Jun 26, 2021 |
lalasticlala: Okada rider abandons wife at Epe hospital after giving birth to twins
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2021/06/okada-rider-abandons-wife-at-epe-hospital-after-giving-birth-to-twins/ it's very hard to feel sympathy for the irresponsible woman or her irresponsible husband and she deserves to be where she is right now. But i do pity the innocent twins who never asked for this. I believe 9 months is enough time to prepare for the coming of a baby financially. People be acting like a waste of school fees. A broke okada rider who cannot feed an extra mouth has no business getting an erection, having unprotected sex and ejaculating in a woman. and the foolish woman also has no business opening her legs for the broke man without no form of birth control which is cheap to get in the pharmacy. |
Health › Re: Fly Entered My Ear Last Night by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:28am On Jun 26, 2021 |
adanny01: Why didn't you tell the person who said to use Hydrogen peroxide how dangerous it is in the ear. Go to hospitals, thats what the use yet the only advice you gave to a person who has an insect in his ear is to go to a hospital.
I knew you are all about the money and nothing goes for free.
Who asked you for prescriptions here? Where is the public education? There are miss informations here, how many did you voluntarily rendered qualified advice without the push i gave you. Even if you gave prescriptions, I will assume you are a quack since you should know better.
Please park for side and keep your opinions to yourself if you don't have any free contribution to the tread.
You will educate the public for free but you will not jump into conclusions when a person has an insect in the ear. How conflicting? You will point people to the hospital, did anyone ask you about the direction to the hospital? I wonder if the op didn't know any hospital that you had to direct him to one.
I just pray I don't get to rely on Drs like you who feel the value of their knowledge must be exchanged for cash.
If the only advice you can give as a qualified Dr is directions to a hospital then you are not qualified to be my Dr or anyone's else who cares about his life. wow!! So pained. Your hate won't get you anywhere neither will acting entitled |
Health › Re: Fly Entered My Ear Last Night by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:57am On Jun 26, 2021 |
adanny01: You are a Dr. yet I have not seen your qualified advise. Meanwhile, tell me how worst his condition will be by my advise so I can learn not to advice anyone in future. I read about it on google and it solved my problem, maybe I was lucky, explain how bad it was so i dont repeat the mistake. The information in your head is not meant for you alone, alot of people gave theirs to you to become what you are.
There is a Facebook page of Peadiatricians on Facebook and they give advice. Nothing prevents you from giving qualified advice. In fact, if I saw your qualified opinion, I and the numerous Nairalanders who gave unqualified opinions would have not said anything. In my field, I give my qualified opinion in the properties section when I can, In car talk, I give unqualified advice from my personal experience. This helps the affected person to find a proper solution and not fall prey to quacks, I suggest you borrow a leaf.
Secondly, I am not telling you my bad hospital experience to legitimize my advise, I gave it to prove a point that even hospitals can be unqualified as well as the medical professionals found within.
There are things you can advice people as a qualified professional online and there are things you simply cannot say or do. You need to Identify the line between and render your free service (advice) when asked.
There is a public hospital pediatrician I know and was nicknamed Dr. Sharp sharp. He had a private clinic. He was fond of writing prescriptions that will not help the patient and say next patient. He didn't care about the patient when he is on ward rounds. The aim was to not to give proper care to patients in the public hospital while telling patients to see him in his private hospital if they wanted proper treatment. In his private hospital, you become an in patient for even a headache for as long as possible.
When my child was sick while i was away, my wife took the child to his private clinic because he was the only pediatrician in the town. Someone saw her and told me how bad the Dr. was, i rushed home and insisted he discharged us, the man refused and even walked me out of his office telling me if he discharged us, he will recognize my wife and I anywhere and will never treat us even in the public hospital. He got fired not long afterwards, imagine the number of children who died in his care.
While talking to him a woman came crying with something like an unconscious child but the Dr didn't even look at the infant. He told her point blank to go tell her husband who has been avoiding him to come and settle their previous bills before he will even look at the baby. I took my child home with speed of light.
Do not feel that some of us do not know anything or google is not qualified, the people who published the google information are qualified like you and know how it could help. You shouldn't dismiss them. Some people live remotely or are poor. You don't tell everyone to go to a hospital flatly. There are home remedies. This solution doesn't require insertion of foreign objects in the ear or taking medication. Drs like you have given advise on NL and i suggest again that you try it. you were so triggered by my post that you had to an entire article that unearths your vitriol for medical staff who are also human. Let me continue to live in your head rent free. The thing about google advice, is that [b]context is everything [/b]that is what the untrained eye does not know. I do not give unqualified advice? My days of giving advice online for free are behind me because nigerians NEVER EVER tell the full story online and i don't want my advice to cost me my license which i worked too hard for. Majority of people just want expert advice that someone studied for many nights to acquire for free, If other docs want to give free treatment, that's on them. I will educate the public for free, but to prescribe drugs or give treatment, HELL NO. I value my craft that much. Many people will take that advice and abuse it in the future and i am tired of seeing that happen. I will not make decisions or jump to conclusions that has to do with a person's life in a public forum like this but i can point them in the direction to go and get the best care from an expert. The only qualified advice i will give is to go to the hospital which will go a long way to save them than all this 'gbogbonise' advice you value so much. Let me give you this advice for free That person saying to put hydrogen peroxide in the ear is not nice. Hydrogen peroxide is dangerous and can weaken the ear drum and rupture it. |
Fashion › A Nairalander's Perfume Appreciation Thread. by DrFunmisticGlow(op): 8:34am On Jun 26, 2021 |
There nothing quite like the feeling of people recognising you based on your perfume.
As a woman in my late 20s, i can say that i and perfumes, have come a long way. Let me tell you an open secret (you don't need to break the bank to smell like a million bucks)
Everyone starts from somewhere, i started from using my mom's, but she wasn't a perfume coniesseur and used anything that landed on her vanity. So i wasn't a fan.
What kind of perfumes do I like now? I like more mature, more flowery, musky, woody, oriental fragrances (not oud pls, it smells like aboki). If it is cloying sweet i don't like it, i also no longer like fruity fragrances. I've outgrown them
Perfumes and I took off, right after secondary school. The first perfume that I saw, smelt on someone and liked was body fantasies cucumber melon. The real OGs will know this very popular scent, it's fresh, light, mouthwatering sweet in a good way, and it was always sold out at the supermarket on campus. Besides as a student, the point was to get the cheapest perfume with the most value and at 236ml and a better economy back then, cucumber melon was lit and would last me months. As i moved to the medical campus, i would come to be known among my friends as the girl who smelt like body fantasies. I had tried almost every perfume of thiers that came my way. Some i loved to the core, others i hated with a passion. Others were unimpressive and 'meh' at best.
Apart from cucumber melon, noteworthy sprays that deserve the clout in the body fantasies collection include the following:
Vanilla: this should be the safest, starting point of perfumes for anyone. We all know what vanilla smells like, whether the icecream or the flavoring used to make cake.
Sexiest musk: there's was something that gave me confidence about this scent. It was comfortable and sexy at the same time. This one like cucumber melon holds a special place in my heart. If i ever saw it. I would buy every last one and drink garri that month. It is my favorite body fantasies.
Plumeria: this brings me to the tree which i had in primary school, the flowers bloomed year round except may to july. It's is also called frangipani. It's the nostalgia for me.
Japanese cherry blossom: if you had this scent, you were a real OG because it was so scarce. It's very sophisticated to boot.
Other noteworthy mentions are sweet pea(never tried) and white musk(i was too afraid to try it. It smelt suspicious to me)
The body fantasies which i dislike immensely till today:
NB: that I hate then doesn't mean you won't like them.
Cotton candy:[/b]if you have ever eaten (stolen) a jar of sugar and eaten so much it becomes bitter and scratchy at the back of your tongue and makes you want to vomit a little. Cotton candy smells so sickenly, cloyingly sweet like pure sugar and for some people, that smell doesn't go well with sweat and the smell follows you like a curse. I'm having nausea just remembering the scent. It's so polarising, you either love or hate it.
[b]Strawberry: maybe it's because I hate anything strawberry in general, it's sickening sweet too. Don't come for me.
Raspberry: sister to strawberry, not a fan
By the time I was getting to these perfumes, i was outgrowing body fantasies because they were beginning to smell similar and these are just okay in my opinion and do not warrant their own paragraph ;
Iced cupcakes (had a vanilla, pineapple, burnt sugar smell) twilight mist(a little flowery but mostly sweet) sweet sunrise (similar to twilight mist but more brighter and cheery)
Body fantasies was just becoming so expensive. It was Time to move on, but that stage of my life, i was becoming a woman but still had the budget of a student. My nose was thirsting for adventure so i upgraded to (drum roll please)
SMART COLLECTION |
Health › Re: Fly Entered My Ear Last Night by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:03am On Jun 26, 2021 |
adanny01: I am not against going to a hospital.
Water did remove the insect in my ear.
You should remember that ENT doctors are not every where.
My wife got injured in the ear by a medical staff in a government hospital when she had a cotton bud stuck in her ear. The nearest ENT doctor was 300kms away. You can imagine the costs to further treat the injury that resulted to puss in a proper hospital.
A friend of mine broke his leg in an odd place that a medical Dr didn't see the fracture even with several xrays. That Dr even insulted him and referred him out of the hospital for refusing to walk. He broke had a femoral neck fracture.
I have nothing against going to the hospital but you need to understand certain situations that could pose a challenge for people to go to hospitals.
The friend couldn't afford the bills he was given by an orthopedic surgeon, he had to resort to painful unorthodox traditional methods that left him limping.
When I had an insect in my ear at 4am, with 2hrs to the nearest good hospital, a hospital didn't wasnt even an option. After all, I have experienced having water in my ear like a million times, so pouring water in is a relief that I could never doubt. because you have bad experiences (which i empathize with) doesn't mean you should then give someone unqualified advice that will worsen his condition. That it worked for you doesn't make it the correct thing to do. Advice like yours has brought more people to the hospital hoping for a miracle when they're almost at death's door.it happens all the time |
Health › Re: Fly Entered My Ear Last Night by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:51pm On Jun 25, 2021 |
adanny01: I did.
In my case, the insect was walking on my ear drums, i couldn't even walk straight. The feeling was irritating. I searched google and found either water or olive. Olive oil will kill it to stop the irritation. Insects don't drown on water. They float, so floading the ear and tilting the ear way up will help the insect float up to surface and out. If it doesn't work, tilting back the head will expel the water and the insect will be dragged out by the water. look!! Google didn't go to medical school, nor can it remove a foreign body. So let him just find himself in a hospital so that they can remove the foreign body. |
Health › Re: Fly Entered My Ear Last Night by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:39pm On Jun 25, 2021 |
Karleb: Why is nobody talking about honey? honey is sticky like ear wax |
Health › Re: Fly Entered My Ear Last Night by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:39pm On Jun 25, 2021 |
adanny01: Next time, pour water into the ear. The principle is that all insects float on water.
So tilt your head putting the affected ear upwards. Pour water until your ear is filled with wafer, the live insect will easily float itself outside the ear.
I have practically done it when an insect entered my ear. Don't pour water, oil. |
Health › Re: Fly Entered My Ear Last Night by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:39pm On Jun 25, 2021 |
investorMK: While I was outside last night... Standing close to an electric bulb fly mistakenly entered my ear and couldn't com out I tried removing it but I was unable to remove it rather I pushed it inside.........
Pls what do I do to remove it? Add olive oil, then go and see an ENT doctor in your nearest general hospital |
Career › Re: Share The Experience Of Your Typical Day At Work.. Here's Mine! by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:32pm On Jun 25, 2021 |
MrSamsung: Aside the peks, pay and status that comes with being a medical practitioner, is it stressful? Does it take a toll on the body? And what do you personally do sometimes to release the steam and unwine  the pay is not as glamorous as people assume trust me. Hazard allowance is still 5k. It takes a toll, especially mentally and physically. It's suspectible to burnout. I have been exposed to HIV and had to take PEP once, was assaulted by a patient once, insulted more times than I can count. Now I'm just numb. The faces become a blur. Many of us are depressed and trapped. To release steam and unwine, I go out, discuss the work with a friend or parents, i went to the beach last week with my fiancee. I watch cartoons and movies. Some of us drink a few and smoke a few, others to church I take it one day at a time. Trying to process leave soon. |
Career › Re: Share The Experience Of Your Typical Day At Work.. Here's Mine! by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:24pm On Jun 25, 2021 |
Chevrolet076: At the end of the day, you love what you do right I used to, but now? |
Career › Re: Share The Experience Of Your Typical Day At Work.. Here's Mine! by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:24pm On Jun 25, 2021 |
sgtponzihater1: Must be demanding and slightly draining. The money and thanks would be the only consolation. the money and thanks is no consolation. |
Career › Re: Share The Experience Of Your Typical Day At Work.. Here's Mine! by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:57pm On Jun 25, 2021 |
Get to work by 8 am. Greet people, change to my scrub, then sashay into the consulting room. See a few patients, then take excuse around 10 to take a bite to eat. Resume work, see more patients, attend to emergencies when they come, continue to see patients till the load reduces, go home by 4pm.
If i am on call, take a break by 3 pm to resume by 4, see patients, set lines, order investigations, discuss with relatives, refer who is necessary till workload reduces or patients stop coming. Go to sleep, repeat the whole process when I am called for a patient late in the night(no matter how many times). Get up by 6 am next morning, do ward rounds, collect baby samples if it's a weekend. Continue to see outpatients till noon or 4pm the next day. |
Career › Re: Share The Experience Of Your Typical Day At Work.. Here's Mine! by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:44pm On Jun 25, 2021 |
Odunolumide: Resume work by 7am,then shout and scream till 5pm. You can guess which work I do bus conductor, or teacher |
Crime › Re: Fine Boy Caught And Burn To Death In Anambra (Disturbing Photos) by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:53am On Jun 25, 2021 |
Ceenachi: Nigerian fine boy and oppressor has been caught and burnt to death along Ekwusigo LGA Anambra state
It happened that he was a Robber and wasn't into legit business
According to what I heard he and his co robber were caught when they tried to snatch a tricycle (Keke) along Ekwusigo and they were set ablaze immediately they we caught
Please be patient Fake life no good Try to manage the one u get Who love you go love you Rip Na lesson be dis for both male and female
Modified Is it right to drop his Facebook account here or I shulia mind my business?? Just asking you sound like you were jealous of his illegal social media success . Sha drop his Facebook handle |
Politics › Re: Akpe Emmanuel Accuses Farouk Lawan Of Defrauding Him Of N10,000 In 2012 by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:56pm On Jun 23, 2021 |
This is why they ask for deposit in hospitals before treatment. |
Politics › Re: Joe Igbokwe Blasts Senator Abaribe For Wearing 'The Dot Nation' T-Shirt by DrFunmisticGlow: 2:03pm On Jun 23, 2021 |
Crowwe |
Romance › Re: This Is How To Confirm If You Are A Nairaland Premium Simp. by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:07am On Jun 23, 2021 |
SIMPS > RED PILLERS AND INCELS.
SIMPS ARE THE TRUE ALPHA
SIMPS ARE MORE VALUABLE TO SOCIETY.
SIMPS DESERVE RESPECT AND ADORATION |
Health › Re: Please Help! How Can I Treat Chronic Catarrh That Has Lasted More Than 8yrs by DrFunmisticGlow: 3:40pm On Jun 21, 2021 |
Probably allergies. Go to see an ENT(ear, nose and throat) doctor. |
Health › Re: Help Out Oral Infection Graphic Photo by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:40pm On Jun 20, 2021 |
StDonE: This looks like tonsillitis. Tonsillitis can cause severe fever and pains. However, use 1gRecophine inj bd 3/7 in combination with Tab 500mg azithromycin daily for 1/52. If it didn't work, you may need to use meropenem inj. Discuss with your doctor about these drugs. Alternatively, go to a teaching hospital. uncle!! Stop writing things like this |
Health › Re: Help Out Oral Infection Graphic Photo by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:40pm On Jun 20, 2021 |
Oralissue: Am new here i just registered today, hoping to get answers i having be living with pains in my mouth. for months now and it gets worse daily. i have meant with doctors did a swap test and found nothing in their test, i was asked to return 2weeks time, but my conditions is getting worse i feel feverish, weak and pains all over my body especially from my throat there are red linings at the back of my throat and white puses on the tonsils, please help out, Any solution even if its local
How can i get this to front page
I have exams and its really disturbing
I have also taking several antibiotics nothing worked my oral swab showed no growth of any microrobes in my mouth
Please what could it be and what solution can help out Go to an ENT DOCTOR. |
Celebrities › Re: Video Of Euro 2020 TV Presenter Paola Ferrari Leg-Crossing On TV Goes Viral by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:39pm On Jun 20, 2021 |
NwaAmaikpe:

Eniola Badmus see your life. This woman is 60 but we'd pick her over you any day. unintelligent statement. She looks old |
Crime › Re: Grandma Uses Her 7-Year-Old Granddaughter As Sex Slave, Collects ₦1500 by DrFunmisticGlow: 4:56pm On Jun 17, 2021 |
PlaysNigeria: No need for blame game, this is a clear case of hoeing. Look at the grandma, same transcends to the mother, it only all played out on the little girl. look at the dichotomy in your statement. It's very hard to take you seriously You say no need for blame game, then proceed to do the same blame game. |
Crime › Re: Grandma Uses Her 7-Year-Old Granddaughter As Sex Slave, Collects ₦1500 by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:24pm On Jun 17, 2021 |
PlaysNigeria: Okay, that's good. Let the mother rot in Lagos. Who forced her to give birth to the child she can't take care of.  who forced the father to impregnate the mother? |
Crime › Re: Grandma Uses Her 7-Year-Old Granddaughter As Sex Slave, Collects ₦1500 by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:22pm On Jun 17, 2021 |
imohimoh12: I am thinking of the kind of punishment for this useless grandma what of the men that willingly pay 1500 to sleep with a 7 year old? . Don't they deserve punishment? |
Fashion › Re: Between St Ives And E45....which Is Better? by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:13pm On Jun 17, 2021 |
Prazo1: need ur opinion st ives is good if your skin is normal and doesn't have issues. But if you have ever been to the doctor or considered going to the doctor because of your skin, if you have itchy skin, if your skin looks dry and rough. If you have eczema and atopic dermatitis, the heavier fragrance free E45 is most likely for you. Please note that none of these creams will change your complexion, they will just leave your skin soft |
Romance › Re: A Call To All Romancelanders To Accept My Apology by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:37am On Jun 17, 2021 |
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Romance › Re: Who Would You Choose Between These Two Beautiful Girls? by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:09pm On Jun 16, 2021 |
Infolenka: Girl 2 girl two jare, more authentic |
Romance › Re: Now I Believe SEX Is In The Mind by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:09pm On Jun 16, 2021 |
adonis89: I'm a guy in my 30's, I dated some gals back then in school. My first gf was from Akwa Ibom, so beautiful and sexy. But whenever we had sex, I always cum quickly. I felt bad and in 7 months of our relationship, we broke up. It continued like DAT wit other gals especially one very chubby gal I dated in 2013. Our sex was great but the quick cumming was just disgracing me. I'm not a fan of all these sex enhancement drug. Though I started eating lots of ginger, garlic and bitter kola. Earlier this year, I met a dark, skinny beautiful babe. We got along very well but I kept postponing the dooms day(sex day) cuz of I was scared of quick cumming. Until finally, yesterday morning, I went to her place. I never took anything, we started with lots of pre-intimacy and all that. Now it was time to do the thrusting, I inserted it, I was about cumming quick, I quickly started singing " When I reach Igbo land them calling me Odogwu ". Omoh d cum went back. I kept singing it and thrusting from missionary style to carry up Bleep, to stand up doggy. Omoh I lasted 25 minutes. She felt good too. Repeated same thing in d evening with Odogwu still singing in my heart. For me I think sex is truly in d mind. you are a testimony that a good number of times, premature ehaculatiin is psychological. I sincerely wish for men at different stages of their sexual journey come to your realisation and improve their sexual well-being. We all deserve good sex |
Romance › Re: A Call To All Romancelanders To Accept My Apology by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:03pm On Jun 16, 2021 |
Riele: This is a call to everyone and anyone I've ever offended on this platform.
Two years ago, I was what I termed myself as a "sweet sixteen". I portrayed myself on this platform as an irrational being and I made it my goal to stand against the human species which we all know as "men". My countless viral topics are proofs of my profound profanities. I'm aware I was, during my active years here, childish. So, hesitantly but not tentatively, I am here to apologize.
I apologize for supporting a movement I had no knowledge of which is "Feminism". Fret not, I have reflected on myself and have undergone thorough education on the subject "Feminism". So believe me when I say, " I am back, to raise thunder and hell on all who ever thought they had more knowledge on "what and whatnot" than me.
I feel no remorse for the mayhem I had raised on some individuals on this platform. I only feel deep regrets for not doing it with class. My apologies once again.
I promise to demoralize and break down the mental institution of all who are, were and will deminish my existence or that of my sisters who stand with "Feminism". This I will do, not as a "toothless sweet sixteen" but as a wild but elegant eighteen.
Thank you for accepting my apology. @bolded Don't you have better things to do, than to be a social justice warrior (SJW) to broke, frustrated male youths online for a cause that doesn't directly benefit you in this country? Sisi!! it seems that at 18 the reality of 'adulting' hasn't hit you yet. But let me mind the business that pays me(sips hot coffee) Your attempt at satire is not bad. Carry on!! Just pick your battles hon. |