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Romance › Re: Guys, What Female Body Type Do You Find Unattractive? by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:29pm On Jun 15, 2021
Rahkman:
I love white women .... white women deserve black men... black women deserve chinese men
what's wrong with chinese men?! They are attractive.
Romance › Re: 10 Ways Women Behave When They Are Not Satisfied In Bed by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:14pm On Jun 15, 2021
SanctifiedSista:
Only a husband can truly satisfy his woman..any other satanic relationship will have complaints but a God ordained husband will have d wisdom of God on what to do and how to go abt it. It's a very easy way to know a happy couple..the woman always wants to be around the husband and no quarell lasts a full day
So give your life to CHRIST JESUS today, then ask him for wisdom in handling ur Spouse..watch how HE leads u aright and turn your relationship to a bed of roses..call or whatsapp so we can pray together.. divorce and seperation shld be far from ur lips
delusions
Romance › Re: 10 Ways Women Behave When They Are Not Satisfied In Bed by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:13pm On Jun 15, 2021
Kriss216:
No one cares if she's satisfied or not, besides, you can't satisfy a Nigerian girl. Why the stress?


Sexual satisfaction is like a hustle. I Cum, I'm satisfied... That's my hustle. Hustle for yours!
don't worry your wife will hustle for her own with a better side piece
Romance › Re: Help; My Wife Keep Praying Day And Night To Get Pregnat, But Dosen't Want Sex by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:19am On Jun 11, 2021
khia:
The both of you should see a doctor and get checked for infertility.
the gynaecologist will send them back to try again. They both need counseling, and not by a pastor or her parents (as they did a bad job in the past and will only make your case worse) but by a therapist or doctor. Let me counsel you for free

Something tells me that your wife is a spirit koko sister in the lord who you met a virgin and has been told all her life that sex is bad.

Try first to get some romance novels for her. Mills and boon is a good starting point, she can then progress to harlequin,tell her to replace the male hero of the novel with you especially at the juicy parts. She must read it o, especially the juicy parts. (Not heart songs, please, there's no sex in it)

Two. Try slowly and always make sure she is aroused, start seducing her days in advance. Flatter her randomly through chat, push the limit, complement her breast or any selling point she has. Upgrade it from there. Be her friend. Then try slowly. If she is still dry, Add a lubricant(with her permission) and tell her it makes all the difference.

There should be other things guys should tell you.

The point is that making your wife enjoy sexual activity is a planned effort.
Romance › Re: Help; My Wife Keep Praying Day And Night To Get Pregnat, But Dosen't Want Sex by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:03am On Jun 11, 2021
Femmhi:
It's been over a year since we got married now, she always don't want to sex. Whenever l forced my wayz, it will result to issues and fights for weeks.
And this is a woman who will keep pqaying restlessly that she want pregnant.
dud you just admit to rape?

No wonder she doesn't want sex
Romance › Re: What Is The Difference Between Stop It, Stop Naa And Stop Joor? by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:08pm On Jun 10, 2021
Getdabag:
so u saying nigwomen are sex objects?
i said mosdii has blue balls.

What correlation has your question with that statement?
Romance › Re: What Is The Difference Between Stop It, Stop Naa And Stop Joor? by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:16pm On Jun 10, 2021
mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them
mosdii has blue balls.

Owu na bastard
Romance › Re: Leke Adeboye:7 Love Languages Nigerian Ladies Understands by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:12pm On Jun 10, 2021
mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them
mosdii is broke!!

Owu na bastard
Romance › Re: Are You A Feminist Or Do You Believe In Feminism? by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:50pm On Jun 09, 2021
I don't believe in feminism. I believe in what works for me, not some random movement that turns you into a social justice warrior
Romance › Re: Do Ladies Find Slim Guys Unattractive? by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:47pm On Jun 09, 2021
SweetVibe:
Could having a slim body despite being tall be a reason a guy is not getting female laid Or Could it be because he is an introvert who gets clingy once he find a girl he like.

Am asking because I want to know what will make ladies find a guy unattractive.
it's most likely the latter.
Romance › Re: So, What's Your Plan If Nobody Marries You? by DrFunmisticGlow: 12:23pm On Jun 09, 2021
Divoc19:
Something has to be done.

It's terrible to die single and childless unless the woman is barren. Get it?
no it isn't. It is better to die barren and leave a legacy than vice versa
Romance › Re: So, What's Your Plan If Nobody Marries You? by DrFunmisticGlow: 12:21pm On Jun 09, 2021
Hammergirl:
Make more money, adopt a female child, make more money, train her.
gbam.
Romance › Re: So, What's Your Plan If Nobody Marries You? by DrFunmisticGlow: 12:19pm On Jun 09, 2021
Stephen2324:
So, what's your plan if nobody marries you?
adopt a child and continue life.
Romance › Re: Should I Follow My Mother's Advice? by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:26am On Jun 08, 2021
omolola100:
My mother advice me never to look for a rich man who is well do whenever i'm set to get married.
she said i should marry a man that we will both start our life from the foundation, according to my mum, she said it is better to suffer with man to acquire wealth, than to go for a ready made soup.

Looking at the way things are going now, do you think a woman will now stoop so low and marry a poor man that is trying to make ends meet? Although, money is not love, but why would a parent wish her daughter to marry a poor man, i am begining to see my mum as a bad mother who does'nt wish me well.
Is it advisable i follow my mothers advice? I should stay in SURULERE instead of OLORUNSOGO.
I'm sorry, but that is stupid advice from your mum.

Poor men also abandon women who build with them once they get rich. The best thing to look for in a man is character. It is easy for a poor man to stay humble because he's broke, but a rich man has less reason to hide his character.
Romance › Re: See Fine White Oyinbo Woman by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:39am On Jun 07, 2021
Donchris3:
https://www.instagram.com/p/CPye9VxsGBu/?utm_medium=copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/CPye9VxsGBu/?utm_medium=copy_link
she looks like a human turkey.

If this is what men like you are drooling over, you can have her abeg!!
Politics › Re: El-Rufai Tweets Despite Malami’s Prosecution Order, Reno Omokri Reacts by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:03am On Jun 07, 2021
InaNla:
No need to wait till then.


APC has started the process of Self-destruct.
can't we sign a petition to impeach the vegetable?!
Politics › Re: Nigerians Defy FG’s Twitter Ban by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:59am On Jun 06, 2021
#impeachboohari
Romance › Re: Is It Better To Confess Or Keep It A Secret??? by DrFunmisticGlow: 2:41pm On Jun 05, 2021
KingintheNorth:
Would you rather have your partner confess that they cheated on you or keep it to themselves?
stale gist
Romance › Re: This Is One Of My Biggest Achievement Of My Life! by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:03pm On Jun 04, 2021
Arkadrob:
God don use Op do Him part. Make God allow una help that guy wey get exams to write on Monday. Op no dey beg for money self. Person dey beg for money una dey avoid am. Richmond500 and Sirjamesjnr abeg free those two broke jealous girls. Make we see how we go help that young man. Depression and suicide dey real. How una see am. And Pocohantas and Ishilove if una reason me, I go cure una craze this night because una don dey misbehave.
all mouth and no action
Romance › Re: This Is One Of My Biggest Achievement Of My Life! by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:38pm On Jun 04, 2021
sirjamesjnr:
. For this life only you. I don't want to die before my time.
kiss kiss
Romance › Re: This Is One Of My Biggest Achievement Of My Life! by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:37pm On Jun 04, 2021
sirjamesjnr:
. Drfunmi is enough for this life. Wahala too much everywhere. Those three ladies will give me heaven plus hell if I lose guard.
Good kiss kiss
Romance › Re: This Is One Of My Biggest Achievement Of My Life! by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:33pm On Jun 04, 2021
sirjamesjnr:
. You let these two ladies use your brain for you.
If I come back in the next life I pray to marry these three women Ishilove, Pocahantas and Drfunmi) I know trouble will not finish but with too much money, I would have them as my sweethearts. I have respect for their IQ.
Marry who?

How do you want to die in this life and your next?
Health › Re: Is There Anybody Here With Irregular Heartbeats? by DrFunmisticGlow: 2:24pm On Jun 04, 2021
afrodoc2:
He never reach that level. He just needs his primary care physician and a good psychologist.
it's sounds like a form of anxiety disorder to me. I'm suspecting an anxiety disorder.

FYI, there's nothing wrong in seeing a psychiatrist, it is not a death sentence.
Health › Re: Is There Anybody Here With Irregular Heartbeats? by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:29am On Jun 04, 2021
Newguy999:
I am a guy, currently 22 years of age. For some time in the past I usually have occasional chest pains which comes and goes within 10 minutes. I thought it was as a result of my sugar intake as I consume soft drinks a lot with little or no exercises so I decided to cut down on my soft drink to no avail because I always end up going back to it.

Fast forward to sometime last month, I traveled to Europe to get a medical degree and when I got here, I started living on junk foods, KFC and McDonald’s as I could not cook. The chest pain came back one night and I decided to complain to my dad. Immediately I complained to him, I became conscious of it and I started fussing over it.

I went to google and everything I saw about pains in the chest always leads to cardiac arrest, stroke and dying. I couldn’t stop thinking about it, I was always trying to check my heartbeat every chance I get. My dad said it was due to the junk foods so I stopped junk foods and soft drinks as my cholesterol could be high. I still couldn’t shake off the horrible feeling I got whenever I checked my heartbeat.

I started having panic attacks and difficulties with breathing and always feeling tired. I eventually went for check up and my heartbeat showed a beat of 68 bpm. I got checked by a cardiologist, neurologist and an orthopedic doctor and they all said my vitals looked normal, blood pressure normal, blood oxygen level normal, blood sugar normal except for the orthopedic doctor who told me I had to fix my slouching posture.

It’s been a week after the check up but my life isn’t back to normal. I can’t keep complaining to my parents because I gave them quite a scare with my first complaint and I know they have their own life to live but I’m just scared, I live alone in my apartment here and I’m new so no friends yet.

Anytime I check my heartbeat it still feels irregular,I can’t enjoy the foods I use to love, I get scared of doing strenuous exercises like jogging because I’ve heard stories of people who collapsed while jogging, i don’t enjoy my sleep anymore as I read that most people with cardiac problems die in their sleep.

For a week now, I have been going for evening walks to keep fit and exercise and I only eat once a day. I eat 2 apples every day and I swallow a capsule of omega 3 fatty oil daily. The only protein I consume now is salmon or mackerel fish because of their heart strengthening capabilities.

I can’t focus on my studies anymore but I can’t complain because I don’t want to bother my parents anymore but I’m scared. Some nights I wake up with panic attacks and every morning I feel happy for sleeping and waking up successfully. I hate how flawed the human design is. Sometimes I get distracted but as soon as I feel any slight discomfort in my chest, I check my heartbeat and it feels irregular. There’s occasional sharp pains in my head that goes almost immediately and sometimes I feel blood throbbing through my veins in different parts of my body. Tomorrow I’ll be going out to get an apple series 6 watch so I can monitor my vitals better.

Sorry for the long read, I just had to let all of this out.
go and see a psychiatrist
Politics › Re: I May Run For 2023 Presidency – Yahaya Bello by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:25pm On Jun 03, 2021
Teepha1:
Hey guys, At least let give our support and vote for him. He has a dream of a better Nigeria, instead of given those old men another reason and time again to rule with their work over brain. All of them have things in common eg, popularity and wealth but yahaya bello is young, healthy and can take the youth along. Let's consider him.
that dream of better naija can start with kogi State
Politics › Re: I May Run For 2023 Presidency – Yahaya Bello by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:24pm On Jun 03, 2021
I will not vote for him
Romance › Re: Got A Girl Pregnant But She Wants Abortion! by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:30am On May 31, 2021
Shakkurr:
Smiles bro is being a baby mama not better than abortion
no, it isn't.
Romance › Re: Got A Girl Pregnant But She Wants Abortion! by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:29am On May 31, 2021
Shakkurr:
I can’t marry her now but I can take care of it
then let her get the abortion

Don't ruin her future because you couldn't control your ejaculates
Romance › Re: I Took A Walk Into My Prison Today And Here Is What Went Down by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:23am On May 31, 2021
Moferere:
Dear Casalindal,

SOMETIMES , I wondered what people gain from cheap blackmail;

I contacted you because I saw you as an influencer on one of the sections on this platform and I needed you to drive an online project for me;

The moment I got a reply from you yesterday, I requested for your number because your email address does not look professional and I needed to be sure that I am not dealing with a scammer;

Along the line, you told me your nearest landmass and made it clear that you were married;

Being that you were married, I felt uncomfortable chatting with you in the middle of the night and I requested about your husband comfort;

The reply I got from you was terrible and I cancelled any thoughts of meeting with you for any business discussions;

On my return from Lagos this evening I saw your message right from the airport and I smiled to myself, knowing that you are just an unserious person;


BUT
I am amazed that you could put up my email details online, especially my email. Thereby, compromising my privacy.

ACTION
I have reported you to the mods and I will take a step further to log a complaint at the ICPC, EFCC, SFU, DSS office and the nearest police unit tomorrow;

I will also seek legal advice from my lawyer tomorrow;

If not that you are working towards a premeditated goal which is to expose my email to your accomplices (hackers) I believe that a benign conversation between you and I does not warrant publishing my personal information without my PRIOR CONSENT;

OR
is there any place where I asked you out or begged you for money during our conversation?

VIOLATION & CONSEQUENCES
You have violated, you have shown yourself as a cyber bully and I will take this as a cyber attack on my person and my account.

Be ready to answer questions, be ready to be taken into custody.

You have messed with the wrong candidate
Cc:
Seun
Lalasticlala
Mynd44
you were emailing her on the premise of 'business', but refused to get to the point, and was asking about her husband in a non professional manner.

Story for the Gods.

What was stopping you from saying your agenda on the emails?

Yeye dey smell. Be forming victim
Christianity Etc › Re: The Sleep Paralysis I Had: Could This Be A Spirit Wife? by DrFunmisticGlow: 12:07pm On May 30, 2021
Image123:
Deliverance from what, are you possessed? One way or the other though, you'll get to be prayed for so maybe it works. Let's hope you don't fall into the hands of manipulators though.
If you are a child of God and you are living a life that pleases God, no need to go anywhere. You get up and deal with the devil. Make him pay and pray. Otherwise?
his Deliverance pastor will accuse his fiancee of being a spirit wife, watch and see.

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