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Romance › Re: If You Are In Need Of Quality Nylon Printing, Please Look No Further by DrFunmisticGlow: 2:34pm On Nov 13, 2020
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Politics › Re: Nesma Galal: FFK Calls An Egyptian Woman "My Hatun" by DrFunmisticGlow: 1:29pm On Nov 12, 2020
Freestainworld:
FFK have good taste for women
if light, bright and white is your definition of good taste, there's truly no hope.
Car Talk › Re: Bajaj Launches Re 250 Superkeke In Nigeria, Unveils Jay Jay Okocha As Ambassador by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:33am On Nov 12, 2020
What is super in the keke?
Christianity Etc › Re: Christians Pray To Water Stain 'Shaped Like Virgin Mary' In Colombia by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:45pm On Nov 11, 2020
Macsjebs:
Source: https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13168273/virgin-mary-water-stain-colombia/
that looks more like a vagina than a Mary.

Maybe it's just me
Health › Re: Bad Breath Wants to kill me! Help! by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:39pm On Nov 11, 2020
Akamariner:
I don't know about bad breath, but there is this thing i've always notices comes out of my throat a few time, it is somehow yellowish in color and like a fat, it doesn't smells while there, but once it comes out into my mouth, and i take it closer to my nose or crush it, it smells horibly.

That usually happens when i don't open my mouth for a long time, cause i'm always busy on my system. sometimes, i squeeze my throat to bring out the rest, once one is out.

It never causes me any bad breath, just a regular cleanup, but i do think it may be a cause of bad breath, try squeezing your throath against each other regularly, to see if anything will come out from it, i hope that works.
that sounds like regurgitated food.

Do you have heartburn?
Health › Re: Bad Breath Wants to kill me! Help! by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:37pm On Nov 11, 2020
BadBreathBoy:
This guy called bad breath have haunted me all the way from primary school down to secondary and even to my university level.

I am still a young 19 years old guy at the peak of youthfulness but this guy is just ruining everything for me.
My self-esteem, public speaking skills, social life, confidence, in fact, everything has been smashed with a sledgehammer right in my face.
I have turned into an introvert because of this bad sickness but will cover it up with "Money on my mind" shït.

I have tried everything possible guys.
Below are kinds of stuff that I have tried and it is not working.

1. Visiting a dentist.
6 months ago, I took all the money I had to go over to the dentist in search of a solution. Had to wait for hours before getting attended to.
When the doctor came in, she first started with some words of encouragement.

Telling me I might not have bad breath and all, people might be thinking they have it but don't blah blah blah.
(So me that have bad breath I don't know what I am saying right?)
After much talk, she recommended flossing and cleaning.
That exercise where water passing through a tiny hole at high speeds is used to remove plaque from in between your teeth.
I had to shell out a whopping 4k for that plus the extra card of 500.
All the money I saved was gone just like that.
It didn't work!!! Bad breath still held me down.

2. Brushing twice a day. I did this for 1 week straight up without any improvement relative to the hard work put in. So I became less consistent with this. Toothpaste I have tried includes, Oral B, MyMy, Maclean, Close up, name it. Didn't work.

3. Garlic and ginger. Some persons here on Nairaland recommend that ginger and garlic can be used to drive off bad breath. The prescription was to swallow it whole before going to bed at night then brush in the morning to remove the after-effects.
I tried this for one week. Didn't work.

4. Mouthwash: I have wasted more than 4k in buying mouthwash but these things are just 2 hours wonder from the moment of application.
I get fresh breath for the time being but after like 3 to 4 hours, the bad breath keeps on coming back. Still didn't work.

5. Hydrogen peroxide: Someone also recommended I use this to chase bad breath.
It also works for sometime after which bad breath comes back. I even tried to dilute less than normal for maximum effects but the only thing I got was an irritating burn on my tongue. I am so not using this guy again!

6. Walnut: Some said walnut could be my Savior so I had to buy them in large quantity to chew but it didn't have long-term effects.
So I ditched it. I don't have money to waste as I am still a student.

7. Chewing a combination of bitter leaf, scent leaf, and guava leaves: Out of intuition, I decided to try this combination. My common sense inferred that since it was bitter, it should probably have some effects on the bacteria in my mouth. But alas! Bad breath wasn't even impressed one bit. I even had to stuff them in my pocket and chew on them while going to class. This was a big flop.
Didn't work at all.

8. Agnes Nwamma Herbal powder: I don't know what to say about this one, because it was even better that I just didn't brush for that day. Very useless in fighting off bad breath.

The funny thing that leaves my jaw-dropping is that my dad doesn't even brush, he uses a chewing stick but still has a very fresh breath than I that used mouthwash, baking powder, toothpaste and still chew the chewing stick to top that.

9. Chewing gum like Clorets, Methos: I have to be frank about these gums, they kind of aggravates the bad breath. They are simply applying salt to injury so I just stopped using them altogether.

Pls Nairalanders, help me out here. There have been lots of people who found a solution to their problem on here, so I doubt mine will be different.
Pls, I need something else to try that will not dig a hole in my pocket as I am still trying to stand on my feet.
I need a permanent solution not 3 hours wonder.

Lala pls push to the front page so I can get a large set of solutions to fight this off.

I don't want to resume school like this.
I am tired, I am weak, disheveled, exhausted, dejected, depressed, anguished, melancholic, in fact, I have tayad like this.

My confidence and esteem have been crushed by bad breath. Shyness, inability to have streamlined chat with people, playing deaf and dumb, using hand signals whilst communicating, smiling like a peacock when my opinion is required, staying away from girls, snubbing people, rejecting positions that have me talk to a crowd has taken over!!

Pls, abeg, mbok, biko, I need a solution.
A permanent one at that.
Try rinsing your mouth and spitting out the water after meals, brush your tongue with a tongue scraper
NYSC › Re: Please Advice Me On Good PPA For Medical Corps Members In Makurdi by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:23pm On Nov 11, 2020
patholaw:
Aim for Air Force Base Makurdi... they have good hospital with accommodation... they also pay.
how much?

That's the issue
Romance › Re: Sex Addict Dies From Heart Attack After Taking Viagra And Erection Cream At Orgy by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:21am On Nov 11, 2020
He was most likely hypertensive and or had heart issues. There are contraindications to taking viagra.

Especially if you are above 40, before taking viagra or the one here Vega 100, please consult your doctor to run some tests for you to see if you are fit to take it..
NYSC › Re: Please Advice Me On Good PPA For Medical Corps Members In Makurdi by DrFunmisticGlow:
atess90:
NAFBASE
military hospitals have a notorious reputation for stealing corpers pay and giving them peanuts. They are originally meant to pay like 70k and above, but their ogas steal it. Some corpers were paid 5k monthly, and rhey still expect you to come to work everyday

They can't even pay thier civilian staff right. Except those already working at ministry of defense.

If you are medically inclined, it's a nationwide scam especially in the South. Aviod military hospital at all cost. You will suffer for nothing. If you want to go home with 5k as salary. Even if they give accomodation don't fall for it.

Realmillenial
UCMax1
NYSC › Re: Please Advice Me On Good PPA For Medical Corps Members In Makurdi by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:06am On Nov 11, 2020
RealMillennial:
So I'm posted to Benue but I know nothing about the government hospitals in town (Makurdi). I'm a Medical Laboratory Scientist which means it's important I get a PPA with a good laboratory system.

Even if you know nothing about the nature of the place, just list hospitals in Makurdi that take corps members and I'll find out more about it. Thanks.
Whatever you do, make sure you aviod being posted to a military hospital. If that happens and they refuse to reject, abscond and start NYSC with next batch.
Romance › Re: Ladies Slim Guys And Bold Guys Which Do You Prefer by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:15am On Nov 10, 2020
ClassicCaleb:
Ladies Slim guys and bold guys which do you prefer?

I know a lots of girls especially in Akwaibom state prefer slim and sometimes shot guys, but there are lots of other cases and other parts of the country were slim guys are stigmatism or favoured, A case study is what happened to Laycon and Kidwaya in Big brother naija,.so ladies make your choice
which one is bold guys again? Do you mean fat guys?
Family › Re: I Punished My Wife By Sleeping With Her Younger Sister - Nigerian Father Of Two by DrFunmisticGlow: 11:50am On Nov 09, 2020
vickydankal:
With this mindset I just dey pity this guy
No wonder she left him
Romance › Re: Men Are Mostly The Cause Of Vaginal Odour by DrFunmisticGlow: 10:33am On Nov 08, 2020
SILENTandSMART2:
Werey grin

You're so funny grin

When penis opening is not like olosho pussy grin

But to be honest, they must wash pussy at least 8 times in a day , but for a neat girl she will wash 18 times a day wink
it's the same thing, penis own even bad sef. Two things sharing one hole
Romance › Re: Men Are Mostly The Cause Of Vaginal Odour by DrFunmisticGlow: 9:25am On Nov 08, 2020
SILENTandSMART2:
Abeg wash yaa pussy oo

Don't follow all this nonsense doctor with nonsense principle wash in and out both the vulva and vagina smiley

Use brush or iron sponge smiley
you are obviously being sarcastic.�

Also don't forget to use very long toothbrush to wash all the way up inside your pënis hole. grin
Romance › Re: Men Are Mostly The Cause Of Vaginal Odour by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:45am On Nov 08, 2020
MLTR:
wow !! i almost felt like a learner, buh 1st i need to understand the angle you're coming from .... if the vagina is not meant to be washed then what should be done after intercourse. we can make these educative instead of winning.
okay.

But i need to make something clear first.

I have noticed that a lot of people call the vulva, the vagina. I'll quickly type the difference between the 2. cheesy grin

The vulva is the part of a girl/woman's private part which we can see. I'll put a picture of a musician's symbol down so that the mods won't ban me. That picture is a vulva, minus the cross.

The vulva has a clitoris near the top. A small hole where peepee comes from(urethra) and a bigger hole that oga puts his joystick into, that menses comes from, and a baby comes out from. That bigger hole itself is what is the vagina. Not everything.

Now you wash outside, but not inside i.e you wash the vulva, but not the vagina.

Normally, the only things that should enter a vagina, is a man's penis and in rare cases, a pessary, which is a drug/object that is inserted into the vagina for medical treatment, or contraception.

Your hands has no business inside to wash it, but during sex. Before you all come for me, if a man's hands are clean and his nails are trimmed short, he can assist with pleasure. If you want to help yourself too, i ain't judging wink

Don't spit in someone's vagina, lipsrsealed lipsrsealed it is degrading and disgusting. If she's dry go and buy lubricants like KY jelly or turn her on. It is wrong to pour oils into the vagina. It is wrong to put strange objects like coke bottle that can easily break into a vagina embarassed embarassed. Get a love machine made with inert, vagina safe material that's easy to keep clean.


To the ladies, you don't need to steam your vagina, it is dangerous, no need to insert feminine wash inside. It is more harmful than good. Try to use clean toilets.

After intercourse, a lady should go and pee and wash her vulva after. If she wants to get pregnant she can lie down a for little longer so that his sperm can go where it needs to score goal. That's may help prevent any bad bacteria from the act to travel up the vagina and cause problems later.

Romance › Re: Men Are Mostly The Cause Of Vaginal Odour by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:03pm On Nov 07, 2020
Truvel:
Den Who Is D Cause?
There are many causes.

Bacterial colonization gone wrong

Bacteria from man's flora.

Sperm can cause it too

Poor hygiene

A comprised immune system and so on.

I have treated virgins with vaginal odor. Some are not even sexually transmitted.
Romance › Re: Men Are Mostly The Cause Of Vaginal Odour by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:58pm On Nov 07, 2020
Truvel:
Men Are Not D Cause. Most Of Dis Women Dat Has Dis Odour Are Women Who Sleep Around.
very wrong
Romance › Re: Men Are Mostly The Cause Of Vaginal Odour by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:57pm On Nov 07, 2020
MLTR:
He is right to a reasonable extent a female urinary tract is different from the uterus, i don't think he in any way insinuated peeing after intercourse is wrong, we know vagina has a self cleansing mechanism in place, pee after intercourse helps cleanse the urethra of harmful bacterials same as washing the vagina after intercourse helps cleanse the uterus of any harmful deposit.
if a gurl develops smelly pvssy from intercourse it because she fail to take precautionary measures, simply wash up after sex.
@bolded is very wrong.

Peeing washes major bacteria mainly from the man's system, abd the act of intercourse away from her vulva and urethra.


The vagina is not meant to be washed.


There's a way to pass a message across with coming off as rude or immature. That's what the other guy did. He used his fingers to prove how foolishly he reasons.
Romance › Re: Men Are Mostly The Cause Of Vaginal Odour by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:25pm On Nov 07, 2020
zakari247:
are you sure you're a doctor? what does the urinary tract have to do what the Virgina? so you your mind, urinating flushes the Virgina. kai! shame that girls don't even know the anatomy of their sex organ, therefore it will be difficult taking care of it.
I don't appreciate the bolded.

since you assume that i don't know about the anatomy of the female reproductive system, seeing as you dont know that the real spelling is v-a-g-i-n-a, kindly enlighten everyone why peeing after intercourse is wrong? You can Google it if you like.


What i do
Romance › Re: Abortion Should Be Legalized. by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:34am On Nov 07, 2020
demmymoney:
BUT THATS WHAT U ABORTIONISTS ARE CLAMOURING FOR, ABORTION ON A GRAND SCALE ALL BECAUSE U WANT TO Bleep AROUND IRRESPONSIBLY MTSCHEWW!!!!

THANK GOD FOR THE CONSERVATIVE NATURE OF NIGERIA!!!!

The stupid feminist entered power and started killing babies for fun all because of lack of love, they see children as oppressors,as a burden, as a threat. What a wicked society very soon they will legalize Rape I can bet. Just like in the times of Sodom and Gomorrah!!!!!!
You are really rëtarded. I'm done with you. You probably support Trump
Romance › Re: Abortion Should Be Legalized. by DrFunmisticGlow: 8:27am On Nov 07, 2020
demmymoney:
BUT STUPID NEW ZEALAND FEMINISTS AND ABORTIONISTS PASSED A LAW THAT PERMITS ABORTION FROM 20 WEEKS AND ABOVE AND ITS A SO-CALLED PROGRESSIVE NATION RULED BY DEMONIC WOMEN CALLED FEMINIST.

VERY DEMONIC COUNTRY!!!!!
Are we in new Zealand? Stop having headache and blue balls on thier matter.
Romance › Re: Men Are Mostly The Cause Of Vaginal Odour by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:06am On Nov 07, 2020
Funkyswagzz:
Dont forget to urinate after sexual intercourse
that too
Romance › Re: Men Are Mostly The Cause Of Vaginal Odour by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:12am On Nov 07, 2020
Zzor:
I'm sure most of them are just knowing this.
even women don't know.

I was on a facebook group where women were boasting of washing inside. I was shocked by the grand ignorance.
Romance › Re: What's The Greatest Relationship Advice You Can Give To Someone? by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:11am On Nov 07, 2020
My advice?

Don't give a fvck
Romance › Re: Men Are Mostly The Cause Of Vaginal Odour by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:06am On Nov 07, 2020
Funkyswagzz:
Lol u left other problems that can cause vaginal odour and focused on guys.. lemme ask u a question. Who are the ones keepin multiple sex partners? Who are the ones carryin lubricants in there bag where ever they go? Are we suppose to teach u how to take care of urself? Aint u suppose to wash down there after sex?

U just love twisting issues to make it sound sweet.. u don't have a concrete reason for sayin guys are responsible for vaginal odour. Tell him to put on condom if u don't feel comfortable.. period! And after sex make sure u wash down there. What else? Perhaps u need a dry cleaner. RUBBISH
Doctors advice that you wash outside, but not inside. The inside cleans itself up, and putting foreign things inside like your fingers or soap will just make infection worse, or make it travel further up to the womb or fallopian tubes to cause long term problems.
Romance › Re: Abortion Should Be Legalized. by DrFunmisticGlow: 5:47am On Nov 07, 2020
Korllami007:
This one na stone-cold and can even slaughter 8 months child as long as it's in the womb. shocked
Correction!!!

An 8 months old foetus can be delivered as premature and survive.

As long as the foetus is under 3 months and carrying it to term will not favor it or the mother, i am very down. 3 months is more than enough to make a decision on whether you want the child or not. At least, most of the time, if a pregnancy wants to die, it usually does so within that first 3 months. Nature will eliminate.

But after 3 months, the potential of it surviving is greatly increased and cannot be ignored. Doctors will be less inclined to listen to a mother who just wants to abort the baby because it's saturday.

The only thing that makes termination more likely is if the baby has known chromosomal abnormalities that may make life hell, in most of those cases, the pregnancy terminates itself. Or if the pregnancy will endanger the mother's life if not removed immediately.

The stories i have to tell from the labor room ehn!! I need to write a book
Romance › Re: Please I Need Help ASAP by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:51pm On Nov 06, 2020
Princesslee:
I met this guy on Facebook may 2017 and we started dating November 2017 without seeing each other, I school in Unijos while He works in Lagos and He promised me that distance will not be a barrier but the truth is that the relationship has always not been Rossy.
We always have issues and it's always as a result of not seeing each other like for instance we saw each other Just once last year and same for now this year. I always beg him to allow me come visiting and when it's time He comes with an excuse so it was becoming too much and making feel like am desperate and as a result of that I flared up and insults him.
The past 6 weeks has really been hell, I always calls and he never pick up but always return the call after some hours. And He barely called whenever He is at home. It's either he is on his way to work or coming back or going to buy something and feels He should tell my Good night.
Exactly two weeks ago He called me around 11am and the truth is that I wasn't feeling too well and after we finish talking I didn't hear from him until around 5pm then I called twice and He didn't pick up. He later called around 9pm and I asked him why didn't pick up nor returned my call anymore and He said he was not having airtime and strated complaining how I responded to his call that morning. I tried explaining to him that I was sick and He started shouting saying if I can not manage that I should walk out of the relationship and He asked me to call back if I wished and ended the call.
To summarize everything I tried calling for like countless times and he didn't pickup, I sent a text that am sick and he replied sorry. Since then He has been showing his true self and I was scared the relationship might end, I sent him a text saying am missing him and he replied that we will talk the next day. I called the next day but His phone was switched off and after sometime connected, He requested I gave him some time that He will call me back but He didn't so I called again and He immediately sent me a text reminiscing me that I once insulted last year March and He has taken enough from me that He needs some space.
I swear with my life that I truly love this guy to a fault and I have already told every members of my family and friends about him. I most times post his picture on my social media page and everyone knows about him already. I really don't know what to do anymore. Please I need advice. Thanks so much and so sorry for the long post.
you are dating yourself.

Disengage
Romance › Re: What Should I Do About My Girl ? Please Advise by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:48pm On Nov 06, 2020
Prophetdoctor:
In my little years on earth, i have seen similar and even worst cases. I know of a girl who couldn't stay a day without sleeping with a guy. She was never tired. Her sexual desire was beyond her control. It wasn't actually her fault. She had a spirit that aided her in the act. But it is well with her now.

This lady you have described here is not in her right senses. Something has taken over her, that's why she has no shame in what she's doing. Don't be blinded by the claims of love or the traits she is displaying. They are what the spirit has showered on her as a bait to get men to patronize her. She is a suductress. She isn't as smart as you think. There are lots of smart, intelligent, productive, decent girls/ladies out there. Disengage from her without delay! You will find your wife and your life will be better.
why isn't she smart? Yinmu
Romance › Re: What Should I Do About My Girl ? Please Advise by DrFunmisticGlow: 7:43pm On Nov 06, 2020
She's a baby mama ✓

She's a cheat ✓

She isn't scared to lose you✓

She has trust issues✓

She's pretentious (living double life) ✓

Dear op ,that lady is a complete housewife material. Alaba standard! Don't lose her. Such an epitome of peace and love is rare to find o
i like this woman's guts.

She got game!!!

May all these redpillers land a girl like her

This op has caught the bait, hook line and sinker.

Op just do what your mind tells you
Romance › Re: Has A Girl Every Told You To Stop Mid-coitus? by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:40pm On Nov 06, 2020
Missy30:
Instead of you to spit on it... Lick d plate... Suck d bress..

If she doesn't beg you to continue, no talk to me again
spit on it?!!


Eww!!!!!

God forbid!!!
Romance › Re: Abortion Should Be Legalized. by DrFunmisticGlow: 6:22pm On Nov 06, 2020
livingchrist:
constitution is useless without God. No madame, my religion forms my world view.
then we have nothing to say to each other
Romance › Re: . by DrFunmisticGlow: 12:40pm On Nov 06, 2020
nwaezeemmanuel:
What makes you say so?!
when a girl starts complaining that you are not providing, how will you cope? Double your hustle or jaapa. It's not hard.

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