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northvietnam:
How can A wombless hag give birth to a child..

Tell us another story joor

Do you think before talking at all ❓

Wake up your brain

juwoonn:
Mumu court.
Everybody in that court room deserves 14 days community service for not complying with social distance.

And they should also make sure they arrest and sue all the guys I'm seeing strolling up and down in Lagos for not complying with lockdown.

Funke and her husband are just unfortunate scapegoats.

Honestly, your last paragraph said it all
I feel for them but it's alright it will be fine at last

Treasure28:
What's the name?

Corona agent

Wettoid123:
Who told u a year mileage in car is 12km,the clearing is up-to #5 to #520. D Toyota muscle I cleaned January was #350.

OK thanks

Wettoid123:
If you are to do the payment from here urself you will get the car for less than 1.7m incudind shipping and clearing,,but if am to use my money for the transaction it will cost u 2.3m

Pls what is the mileage I should look out for since a year in mileage for car is 12km and what do you think I should budget for clearing at the port

Wettoid123:
OK oooo Eko ni baje, me I be Omo Benin.

Chaii

Advised me on the difference between Rav4 2008 and 2009 pls

Wettoid123:
Normal now abi if u use ur cash take transact b iz u go expect profit now.
Which state are u?

Lagos

minasota:
please i need assistance just 5 cups of rice please
No be joke......
this shit is getting real

Where do you stay

rottencorpse:
Please help me... I want to be with Michael

Am done with you

rottencorpse:
I don't do drugs

OK, that's nice to hear, but how does your moniker sound to your self

killermac:
So I am this quiet guy that just got into a relationship, honestly there's nothing you can do to offend me, my girlfriend has hinted that she can't be in a boring relationship, so my question is, how and what type of drama can I act from time to time. Thanks.

You see, you must be creative in your relationship else they will go once they discover you are not

Women like challenges from their men

Why do you think men lies and say sweet things to get women, is because women believe in what they hear, while men believes in what they see

Bring in jokes, not stupid jokes or dry jokes, jokes that will make her laugh

Raise a topic and engage her with it and challenges will come up, but not on women matters unless you are taking sides with the women, no woman will want to lose a debate on her gender

Give her daily situation report about things that happened around you and she will look forward to getting daily gist from you

Keep her busy with stories, even if they are not real

Relationships are meant to be lively not boring

Olayinka777:
Thanks sis
The most annoying thing is that we even have a carnal just behind our fence.
He is just being self-centered & highly inconsiderate.

Involve the landlord, worst case he will keep malice with you

Just ignore it, but let him do the needful

Both your moniker amd your thinking may end up being with him

Why did you allowed the drugs to go deep Into you just like that ❓

The Michael you are feeling for died a star

Why do you want to die a darkness

Na waooo

Precixx:
Hello everyone
Forgive me for any blunder or error you meet ahead

So there is this girl I met in my hostel 2 years ago, she is nice girl, fun to be with, we barely talk much, just hi and goodbyes only, last year she packed from my hostel and we haven't seen or heard from each other for months, so recently in January I collected her number from a friend of hers and talked for an awful amount of time
Fast forward to a week later, she said we should meet up in local restaurants around her vicinity, I agreed even tho I don't have much with me, we met there and discussed a lot and not so surprisingly she paid for our food, I thanked her for that and we departed
Two weeks later she called me and asked me what we could do for fun, I suggested we go for a resort around the area, she said OK, that I will meet her there since her place is not too far from the place, I got there and met her and we had a good time, as we about to leave I wanted to pay for the drinks we had there, then the cashier told me she have paid for them already, I was surprised to be honest
Now am catching feelings for her
The problem here is that:
I am in 300 level, am not rich, tho I can take care of needs, average looking.
She is a graduate and she older than me with 3 years, and she knows so, she is very beautiful, she has nice body and good character I.e most things men want from a lady, and she doesn't lack what she want, that is to say am not in her league at all
Pls ladies and gentlemen of nairaland, at this point I don't know if I should kill this feelings or I should work on it
I havent been in a relationship before, so am a little bit naive in relationship matters
Thanks for ur replies and bashing in advance

Don't get intimidated by her good deeds, she means no harm

You are lucky to meet one of the few ladies who loves with out money

But bear the following things

Respect her and respect her feelings and the relationship

Don't rush her and don't ask her for a penny

It's not all the times she will be paying, next time you want a date give her the condition that you will pick up the bill and let her know that you are glad she understands that you are still student but you still want to pick up your bills a d that's what makes you a responsible man

Don't take her for granted or being desperate to go into relationship

In the nearest future, you will appreciate having her as a friend

But double dating is what is going to implicate you and you may lose her forever that's when you will appreciate her worth

By then she is gone for good

Sammy555:
Hello Nairalanders,

I have an important question; does releasing in a girl really makes her hips and ass bigger? Or is this assertion just a myth? I need your opinion guys

Women tends to grow bigger at the hip region and their hormones spiks up for any little thing that goes into them, be it food or drinks and even sperm

Have you noticed that those who keeps their virginity grows normal and develops well as expected

But the moment they start receiving sperms, it keeps developing them more than they expected, giving them the belief that they are matured

And the more they engage in sex the more they want it because it has triggered the hormones

Sperm does more to those teenagers and early twenties than those above 25yrs

egojeny1:
Wow....Very good advice.

Thanks

They are frawning because you are always with your phone and as such you do virtually nothing at home

If you do more of domestic assistance at home and take a break to be with your phone, they will not have issues with it

There are areas in your home that needs your attention, identify them and do it

Thats how it work's

Olayinka777:
Good evening FAM,I need so clarifications to an issue.

We stay in a semi detached flat where we share the same average sized soakaway with our neighbor.

The challenges we always face is that the soakaway get filled easily and whenever it's been evacuated by waste management truck am always surprised that what they evacuate is over 80% of liquid.

Now the bone of contention is that my neighbor bought a washing machine last year and I discovered he connected the discharge pipe straight into the soakaway.

I had a dialogue with him that should connect the pipe out instead of fixing it into the same soak away that gets full quick,he said oh there is no issue with that that the washing machine doesn't use more than 1 litre of water and besides they only make use of it once a week.

Pls FAM is it true washing machines don't consume more than 1 litre of water?

The last time we evacuated the soakaway was on the 27th of December 2019,as I am typing this the soakaway has already showing a sign that it is full again.

Don't believe or trust that your neighbour

Who does a stupid thing to connect washing machines waste water to soakaway, who does that even in personal homes

You have to bring it to his notice that he needs to chanel the waste water either by hose to the gutter or to the floored compound

Wasing machine consumes water, even if you want to wash female pants, you need more than 3 lites for both washing and rinsing

If he is still defiant about it, get your landlord involve

Even if he washes once a month, consider the number of cloths to be washed and rinse

Mavis3:
Both of us are signatories

You highlighted most of my worries.

Thank you for the advice, we were discussing adoption before this came up. I will intensify it now.



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Good to hear the adoption was a discussion before now

This time around, take it up with him and follow it to the later

Before the other lady starts brain washing him over you

Men are like wind they follow the wind direction in situations like this

So, no matter the level it takes, you have a child to console yourself

But try hard to be the good loving wife that you are so that he won't have any reason to turn his back on you

Men are really unpredictable

od4life:
Valid point at your last paragraph.

Thanks

If your choice of area is expensive and that's the reason you are looking for a room mate, have you considered the cost of other utility bills

Have you thought of not having any privacy once you share a room

How well do you know the person you want to share with

I suggest you get a room in a place where you can pay the bill without feeling it in your pocket and still have your privacy

You think DNA is done in a road side lab and at 500 or 100 cost

Both of you must have gotten your infection from unknown source

Get yourself treated and get her treated after delivery because she can't take any antibiotics for now until after nursing the baby

But get yourself treated so that you will be free from the wahala and after that use condom on any other person because you may not be faithful

Yes it's possible

od4life:
To the lawyers in the house: Can child upkeep be enforced in Nigeria? What are the legal penalties of not rendering financial support to one's child?

Forget about law, let's face nature and humanity

If you can have a child out of wedlock, whatever you can do to build tgat child up both financial, social and moral, do it he or she is your blood

If you don't do it as you starve the child, so you deprive yourself

When God knows you have responsibilities and you face it, he has good reasons to keep your income flowing

What some women goes through in marriage can be very hurtful yet the man involve will want her loyalty even at that

He must have been telling the woman his childless predicament

How am I even sure the child belongs to him

Mavis3:
Dear Nairalanders,
I had to open this new account Because I have friends here and family members.

Please kindly advice me on this. As I am so bitter and unhappy right now.

I have been married for close to mine years without a child. I have had two miscarriages and couldn't take in again and we tried IVF once which failed.

My husband has been patient and supportive and have been wadding off any form of interference and other than that we had a beautiful marriage and close friends even think we are a perfect couple.
My pain started some months back when our pastor called me for an urgent meeting. On reaching there I met my husband and pastor told me my husband has a confession to make.
My husband told me he had an affair with a lady for a year which he ended because he was feeling guilty. But the lady had a child for him from the relationship which he just got to know recently when she called to tell him. And baby mama has threatened bringing the child to the house if he doesn't meet her demands.

He begged me for forgiveness and so did our pastor. I was heartbroken but I forgave him and took him back.
Early this morning, he told me he wants my permission to become involved in the child's life and be a father to the child.
We own a joint account and our finances is usually.planned as we talk about what we use money for. He wants us to include the upkeep of his child in our budget for each month .

I feel batrayed,angry and bitter.
I told him i will give him an answer when I am done thinking about it.
But I am not happy and I also feel cheated.

How do I handle this please?
Married folks in the house please I need your advice on this.

Pls mod, front page.

You see, no one prays for situations like this, who is the signatory to the account

He should as well open an account for the child and runs it the way he wants

One day he will beg you to accept the woman to start living with you guys

I suggest you start something doing on your name with your own share of the money, unless he permits you to use all

Lure him to follow you, let both of you go for adoption of a child and pls adopt a baby girl

My reason is that, that woman will not release that child to you guys, never she will rather wants to live with you people and you will be very hurtful about it

Tell him as you wait on the Lord, you want to adopt, in a polite manner, he will reason with you

Now my reason for you to adopt is because I don't want you to be lonely, so the child will be your companion incase he starts misbehaving

If along the line he wants to bring the woman in, tell him to rent a house for her else where because her presence will be hurting you

Use part of the money to adopt and pls gor for a girl child

Simeony007:
Someone's prayers has been answered.

Exactly my thoughts

Veiniously:
thank you she has seen it

Ahhhh freedom at last, lol

9jaDoomCountry:
My dear sister you have said it all. All the illustrations you put up there shows all is not well. Now let me ask you, if you are okay and your partner is okay will you opt for sorrugate arrangement? For sorrugate card to be on the table it means all is not well already and that is what I mean.

No one wishes for all not to be well, but it can just happen, just like that

That's why you see some parents after one child getting another becomes a problem

This is where secondary infertility comes in

If I may ask, what took him to a private hospital

When he knows that it's beyond private hospital and even the doctor treating him knows that he can't handle it

ghanaman5050:
Can you please respond to this person ?

He will not because I have deflated him