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Tomtomy98:
Thanks so much
She just started her new shop few weeks ago..lets see how it works

Xone3:
Please I need the procedures needed to disown myself from my parents. Almost 30 and I am psychologically drained.

Tomtomy98:
Thanks so much..you mentioned 50k and 30k is it weekly or monthly?

samworthyever:
Guys pls i need your advice on how to go about this. My wife is very wasteful she spend money any how without giving proper account of what i asked her to buy. Although i do give her money for her personal use, she still end up using the money meant for feeding. She doesnt know how go manage things and its really causing quarrel between us. Pls matured advice is needed thanks.

Tomtomy98:
I have a family of 5 (Me,My wife,2 kids below 4 years and a maid below 11yrs
I am confused really want to know if my wife is not manging funds correctly..please how much should be okay we can spend in a week or in a month
I really want to know if I am wrong or my wife is wrong...

I am confused..

Experienced should help out...or direct me how to handle it

I am new on this forum

successmatters:
What does he know that he will tell them?

Blaze14k:
No time for that shiit bro.. buh am trying

jawalis:
Really? What should I have done. Worship her? One frozen70 lady here on NL just displayed the highest level of their usual uncouthness and rudeness even when I was quietly staying on my lane and you want me to respect ladies? NO.
None of them deserves it. NO ONE.

jawalis:
I should have replied you anymore cos you overstepped your boundaries. You can pass all the insult on me and leave out that woman. How will you feel if you are insulted outside just because you child had argument with other people? Again. Stay out of my way. I honestly can not stand such woman who gives no value to mothers.

bodybuilder:
Do any one feel this same way.
Like prefer women wearing only and under wear
Or wearing a crop top or singlet to complete unclothedness?

jawalis:
Why mention my mother? I though as a woman, you should have some respect even when I didn’t mention you. Pls stay out of trouble.

opeyemi6731:
Hello buddies.
There was this girl i was dating during my ND days. She was my first girlfriend and i was her first boyfriend also, we loved each other so much that we spent most of our times together, she introduced me to her family and her mum like me so much, at first i was sacred of dating her because her parent and two of her brothers are soldiers but, she made it so easy for me that i always spent my time with them at barracks. We brakeup then due to religion differences and since then we stop calling ourselves. What amaze me now is that she started calling me frequently like a week now no days goes by without her calling me, at some point i ignore her calls and anytime i feel like picking she always implore me to always respond to her calls, she even begged me to at lease called her that she always want speak to me that she always lend money to buy airtime to call me. We breakup by August 2017 and since then i wasn't in any relationship cuz i dont belive in sentimental love, wanna make money and choose among the best. want you guy to advice me thanks.

jawalis:
KEEP QUIET �. There are extremely ugly ladies out there. And never you say every woman are beautifully crafted for man’s pleasure. Same women will be agitating for fairism that women are more than pleasure object to men.

SultanOfPuna:
You are very fertile
God bless you

funmisticqueen2:
Exactly what I said.

Some women have only known missionary style all their lives. For some sex is the the same well played script.

He gets hard, you put on the act of pretending not to want his advances, because you actually don't want it. He is compelled to chase and compell you to agree leading you to open you legs.

Now it comes the important part, you have to grunt and moan as at when needed, his penis thrusts like an oil drill in an oil well, and you are the well. while you are rehearsing your favorite moans, you mind begins to wander. You start looking at the ceiling, at the clock, praying for him to ejaculate as soon as possible so that your vagina will be spared worse soreness, hoping that it doesn't go up to 30mins, thinking of what to cook later, the assignment you haven't done yet, the bills that are yet to be paid. If this man is sleeping with someone else?

These thoughts come and go, then the Lord answers your prayers, you watch out for and recognize the cues. The thrusts are no longer alternating in frequency and position, you begin to notice an increase in intensity.

IT'S SHOWTIME! You perform a small test. first of all slow down just so slightly to see if it will match, but the crescendo continues. Good! Time to display those skills, you increase your moans, you thrust your hips further, you add some dirty talk, a white lie or two about how much harder and faster you want it. You tell him what he wants to hear,

'who's your daddy?' He asks,
'You are' you reply.

This talk continues, then the speed and intensity continues, he face begins to look like a constipated cat. Few pros will proceed to mimic his movements and expressions. Hallelujah!! The time of reckoning is near, all you say to him now is just a blur, as his body gets ready for the moment he was born for. Some even have the decency to announce beforehand.

I'M COMING!!

Sploosh!! He releases, you may feel a warm fluid trickle down your womanly parts, most of you will not feel a thing. he may then proceed to remove his weight from your frail body and you start to coo him like a little child for a job well done. When he has calmed From the aftershocks, asking you questions to reassure himself , you allay his fears and doubts. He is at peace for a while then proceed to get of the bed and wear his trousers with a smile, and you, also smiling proceed to excuse yourself to the loo. On the toilet seat you begin to contemplate how you will continue to survive this facade that you call a sex life.


Sound familiar ladies!!!


This is a script, On the art of Faking an orgasm.

Some of you ladies are such good actresses, that you have chosen to be satisfied with a sexual life of scraps. Maybe an orgasm doesn't exist. It's just a myth. As far as he's a good husband.and father, you don't need to test the waters. He's better than other men out there. Let me just manage him like that.


Let me throw the discussion open to my sisters in the house, pls educate some of us, what does an orgasm, a true orgasm feel like? And how do we get one before we die? With or without our partners help?


I have my answers but will say them when others chip in.

FYI. I copied and adapted this script from a book I read years ago. And yes, I do know what an orgasm feels like.

I am just angered by the replies of men on sixfeetbelle's thread.

I'm am sure the virgins will understand and find this helpful

jawalis:
You forget to Add some more points:
5. The Ugly ones: Stop telling me beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. This is 21st century. Some ladies are damn ugly that all they depend on are BeautyPlus and lots of other beauty enhancement means like Ariza and Nobody. Listen up, No man wants to be waking up everyday with a monkey right by him.
6. The Brokee: These Set of women see Relationships as a poverty alleviation scheme. They feel entitled to men’s income and are always demanding for every. (Baby my mother wants to make her hair, baby we don’t have foodstuffs at home, baby pls I need to change my phone etc). There are plenty of them here on Nairaland, some even said; it’s men responsibility to take care of their financial need meanwhile all they have gotten is just the endless hole between their legs.

Let me not talk much. Biggest Bothers here will complete it. iamD, Richard, DaddyRochie1642 what’s your take. Say something Ignis

Ilal:
There are different habits that may hinder one from getting married early, late or not get married their entire lifetime. But we're not going to talk about “Habits” of a lady but rather about “Kinds” of Ladies that faces late marriage and most times, NO Marriage due to their “kinds”.
Below are the four kinds of ladies that faces late marriage and the answers that most certainly work:

1. The beautiful lady.
Beautiful ladies are always attractive to the eye. Though they’re victims of multiple relationships - Don’t get me wrong though. Most guys that date beautiful ladies date them for the sake of fun.

They just want the company of a pretty lady they can show off at club, etc. The attractiveness of most ladies makes it difficult for them to keep themselves for a man.

This is as a result of temptations from several men, knocking like there’s n tomorrow.

Their problem: The problem beautiful ladies faces is that most guys don’t really love them for who they are but their beauty and men doubt the ability of beautiful ladies to make a good home. This poses a threat for them to marry because most men consider beautiful ladies as flirts. Most men will rather consider a beautiful lady as side chic.

The solution: Have a picture of the kind of man you want to marry. You’re lucky you are beautiful because you will get lots of proposals from various men. But be ready to identify that man whom you truly like to marry.

Be loyal to him and don’t flirt with other guys cause that can make him feel insecure or jealous when he is not around. He will be proud to marry you if you could add some quality character to your beauty.

2. The perfect lady.
The perfect lady in this case does not imply that the Lady herself is perfect but their expectation of their dream man is too high that they kept being selective on the type of man that they want to settle down with.

Most times, the person they love may not like them and the person that likes them may not be their love. Those perfect ladies always want a “tall, rich, caring and handsome man and such lady might include color in their criteria. Any man that misses out on any of those qualities ends up being rejected like they’re less of a man.

Their problem: The problem such ladies face is that they end up loving the “Container” instead of the “Content”. A guy comes around with all of those quality but lacks character.

The Solution: Accommodate a man who posses at least 50% of the qualities you desire, the rest will develop with love.

3. The career woman.
For these ladies, marriage is not their headache but their career. Their career comes first. Nothing can take the place of their career. They’re hardworking, ambitious and they’re successful in life. They may be feminist. They love the saying “What a man can do, a woman can do better”.

Their problem: The problem of career women is time management. They run everything in life like business including their relationships. They always want to be the Boss in all things and this poses a threat to their man.

“The more masculine a lady behaves, the less attractive she is to a man”.

The solution: Career woman cry in their closet. Though they appear strong like there’s no tears in their dictionary. They silently wish for a man who will love and treat them like a real woman.

The best solution for any career woman is to simply be submissive to a man. Avoid unnecessary arguments with him, be more feminine in your outlook, dress casual, sensual and stop being the boss in the house.

Ask for his opinion on issues that relates to you (personal issues) and as it affects your relationship. You don’t have to always decide for your relationship – where to hangout, etc. let him lead too. These are what you need to make a man marry you if you are a career woman.

Meanwhile, it is important to love a man that understands the nature of your job.

4. The rich man’s daughter.
The rich man’s daughter takes pleasure on her father’s wealth. As far as she’s concern, her father is her hero and no man can replace her fathers’ love and care for her. She believes that every man that is approaching her is after her fathers’ wealth and not her love. Such ladies easily disrespect their man if they have any.

They talk rudely to him especially if he is not financially buoyant. So this makes them unattractive to men who genuinely love them. Men are naturally proud and will not like to mess their hard earned reputation on such cheap insult.

Their Problem: Most rich men’s daughter marry late or marry the wrong man because some men will do all they can including pretense just to get what they want.

The Solution: The Humility of a rich man’s daughter is her greatest weapon to attract the right man. Men will naturally be drawn to you, if you are humble no matter your financial status. Your beauty is secondary.

Have you not met ladies with beauty but no brains?

Source: http://www.juilal.com/2020/03/four-kinds-of-women-who-may-not-marry.html?m=1

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xreal:
Whenever we discuss COVID-19 matter and mention "abroad", Lagos is inclusive.

May his soul RIP.

jerryunit48:
Ahh!!!! Omo she fat o ... but why dem come naked her leave the men dem

Micky002:
There is this scenerio i usually observe with my landlord and his children which always makes me curious and also raises unanswered question within me. This prompt me to post this here.

My landlord is idoma by tribe and has six grown up children, three boys and three girls. He should be in his late fifties or early sixties. Here is the issue.

This man despite having grown up boys and girls always do his chores by himself while the children will be lazying around engaging in trivial discussions. This man will wash his clothes by himself while his girls, the youngest being twenty years of age will be chatting with friends in the compound. This man will go to fetch water with kegs using a wheel barrow every morning while the boys will sit outside doing nothing.

Meanwhile the water he fetches is used by every member of the house. This man can go up to three to four trips while the boys will be busy arguing about Manchester United and Chelsea with friends.

What baffles me the most is that they see nothing wrong in this because the man doesn't complain and his wife, their mother is also witnessing everything.

My question now is, is this an acceptable norm in their (Idoma) culture? For a father to be doing the house chores while the children will be playing. I'm asking because where I come from, it is unacceptable.

ublight:
Hello all...

There is this babe I have been crushing on since last year.

We finally got chatting around December, and I sincerely like her. I feel she likes me too.

I wanted to finally ask her out last month, but she travelled to Lagos to visit her parents. She was supposed to return a week after, but the corona lock down came up.

I really want to ask her out, so should I do it over the phone? Or wait for her return?

Samueltemi337:
I don't know what's happening to me lately
But my hands just keep shaking on it's own
What could be the problem?

Samueltemi337:
I don't know what's happening to me lately
But my hands just keep shaking on it's own
What could be the problem?

dawnomike:
Seems like a good news but not a nice news for those using prepaid meter...

Ishitinyourlife:
I live in the west, I'm single and in my late thirties, I work independently I have a store/cybercafe/gamehouse where I sell electronics like home sound system, games, pads, phone accessories, mobile phones etc and I also have a cyber cafe and a game house in the same building.

I have about 6 workers that run the place with me cos I can't be everywhere at all time and the shop is a little big. Among my workers is a very beautiful 22 year old undergraduate that works for me when she gets off school and during holidays. I like all my workers and I treat them right but I'm not really a guy that gets personal with people so they know I have boundaries, but this girl is exceptional. She takes her work diligently makes even more sales than me in the shop most of the time cos she is good with people.

This girl is very attractive and she dresses nice too. She doesn't wear revealing clothes. She's modest, all calm. I used to buy food from restaurants to eat in the shop before because I don't really like cooking but she told me I don't need to do that, she can make my food and bring it over to the shop for me. Like she will bring me food in the morning before school and afternoon and she refused to collect a dime from me.

People are starting to feel a certain vibe among us cos she smiles whenever she looks at me and even my workers do call her oga's wife jokingly.

In truth I like the girl but I don't know if asking her out might cause a problem to my business.

Advise me please.

dirtydiva:
Sorry if I may ask, did you read your comment before you send it on this topics? Some words are incorrect and inproperly spelt.

Kingzizu:
Good day,

I've been masturbating at an average of twice a day for the past 8 years, I really can't explain how it got to that level but I was so addicted to it that I could self-service when I'm sick or even fasting.

So recently I decided to call it quit, it's been 1 month now and it seems I'm waking up to the reality of not being in a relationship all my life, I'm 26 BTW and I've never felt so much urge and desire to be in a relationship as I'm feeling right now. I'm always of the opinion that I don't need a girl now and would definitely get one when I'm ready to settle down but it seems very hard for me to approach a girl and the thought of being in a relationship scares me, I feel the relationship might not last, I might not be committed and the girl might get bored and leave.

Through out my stay in the university and my NYSC days I had no single female friend and presently I have no female friend. When I'm in the midst of people I don't give audience at all to any female and might not even speak to them but I have lots of male friends, I know I'm not gay but I just don't feel that need to talk to a girl or keep up with them, I don't even have a single female contact on my phone.

I'm working and fairly comfortable now but I'm beginning to worry that I might not be able to fall in love or even get to approach a lady for any meaningful relationship and the worst of it all is relapsing (start masturbating again). Please I need your advice.

olabukola:
Is the owner not the wanted Guy in USA?

olasaad:
I'm asking about the medical equipments