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Foreign Affairs › Re: The Innocence Of Muslims: The Film That Sparked Riots In Libya by goofie: 9:37am On Sep 14, 2012

Prince saha: I will still be here wen the real gbege go start, and lets c who will have d last laugh. Dis muslims tink dat dey can kill americans and get away with it. D same pple (muslims) on dis forum dat sees notin wrong with d killings will still be d ones 2 cry 2 high heavens. For goodness sake, must u kill innocent pple 2 drive home ur point. Y nt luk 4 d producer who is a jewish man, neither xtian or muslim. Anyway tym shall tell cos america must pay them back in their own coin whether directly or indirectly. I rather worship Sango dan a god dat cant fight 4 himself.

makes sense!! if i hv to fight my Gods battles then am indirectly telling Him dt Hes a weak God.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: The Innocence Of Muslims: The Film That Sparked Riots In Libya by goofie: 9:31am On Sep 14, 2012

now its getting more obvious that Allah and God are not the same person.

Food › Re: How To Make Unripe Plantain Porridge by goofie: 8:43am On Sep 14, 2012

toria12: How to Make Unripe Plantain Porridge

Ingredients

Unripe Plantain: 3 pieces
Pumpkin Leaves: a big bunch (or Frozen Spinach: 10 cubes)
Fish (Titus): 1 medium size
Ground Crayfish: 1-2 teaspoons
Onions: 2 medium sized bulbs
Red palm Oil: enough to colour the meal
Pepper and Salt: to taste
Seasoning: 2 big stock cubes

u cn also use scent leaves instead of ugu.and it cld also be cooked by frying the onions and fresh peper lightly,adding dry fish and allow to steam for while.then add the plantain and spices and allow to cook 4 a while. very delicious. funny i made and took it to work dis week.

Before you cook Unripe Plantain Porridge

Wash, peel and cut up the plantain as shown. Wash and cut the pumpkin leaves into small pieces. If you will be using
frozen spinach
, allow to thaw just enough to let you cut them into tiny
pieces. Leave to thaw completely and squeeze out the extra water using a sieve.

Wash, cut and remove the fish intestines. Cut up the onions into tiny pieces. Grind the crayfish and pepper. Now you are ready to cook the unripe plantain porridge.

Cooking Directions

Put the cut plantain in a pot. Add the chopped onions, stock cubes, fish, ground crayfish and pepper.

Add water to the same level as the contents of the pot.

Cook till the contents start to boil. Add the red palm oil and salt to taste. Cover the pot and keep cooking till done. This is when the plantain is tender to touch.

Add the vegetables, cover the pot and leave to simmer.

Once it has heated up, stir, turn off the heat and leave to stand for at least five minutes before serving.

Serve with chilled soft drink or fruit juice.

Romance › Re: Reasons Why Years Of Courtship Never Lead To Marriage? by goofie: 5:46pm On Sep 13, 2012

[quote author=WAM?]I totally agree with mko and goofie your missing his point. If you pray for direction from God and your certain that you have found the one why court?-aka studying the person and all. I also grew up with courting doctrines - I heard that day in day out and to be sincere with you it has no biblical backings and most denominations try to limit it to a year now.
When you pray and God shows you the one- you guys can spend time in preparing for your future together- be it through counseling or financial planning and so on. But if you are courting the person 'God' has already shown you to be the one - to see if they change- of what use is that?-even if they change that is Gods choice for you. Or are you doubting God's choice.
The key point here is seeking divine direction from above. We are so limited and no amount of studying would be enough. We have to let go and let God.[/quote]i get ur point. why plan for the future if God hs ordained it? why wld u need counselling too? marriages r made in heaven but the work hs to be done on earth.
let me assume tht u meet a woman and u plan ur wedding in the space of three months, wht do u do within those three months?do u see her at all?do u spend time 2geda?do u talk? or do u just wait 4 d wedding day and continue from der?

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Romance › Re: Reasons Why Years Of Courtship Never Lead To Marriage? by goofie: 4:51pm On Sep 13, 2012

@m.k.o 2005. u myt not like the word "courting" but whether u like it or not, u hv to get to know ur wife whether it is bfore or after the marriage.

Romance › Re: Reasons Why Years Of Courtship Never Lead To Marriage? by goofie: 4:41pm On Sep 13, 2012

[quote author=m.k.o2005]Courtship isn't for Christians !
Though they inadvertently go into it and live with the regrets there after for those who have the consciousness of God !
Leave it for un-believers !
If God directs me to a partner,what do i need the study for ?
Oh,may be i'm saying God might make a mistake so let me take my time to see if the partner is suitable for me before i say i do !
Then God i never asked for HIS direction in the first place or may be while asking,i was busy doing my own thing,may be sleeping with the would be future partner or consciously engaging in other sins that will make God stay very far away from me.
Ask for HIS direction !
When you meet that person,you will see it must be a true christian.
You will know it's the person when you start to feel this suiting calmness inside knowing fully well you are setling down with that person.
All other study,learning,loving, compatibility check,and growth in the word will be done in marriage with the challenges that comes with it.[/quote]so if God leads u to a lady,u just go n meet her n tell her "u r my wife". and then, the next day, u get married? because u r really sounding naive. God shows u ur wife but he will not come down and help u work it out

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Foreign Affairs › Re: The Innocence Of Muslims: The Film That Sparked Riots In Libya by goofie: 4:27pm On Sep 13, 2012

dasparrow: @Post

Americans need to learn to respect other people's religion. Not just religion but also culture. Americans are narrow minded bigoted air heads and it shows in the manner in which they behave. They know that Muslims don't like it when you disrespect their Prophet Mohammed or their religion. It has caused problems in the past like the riot that occurred due to the stupidity of that Danish cartoonist and the likes. So the western world (Europeans and Americans) need to stop provoking Muslims and get a life!

if u wait for the world to respect whatever it is u believe in, then it means u dont really bliv in it.

cnt the muslims just serve their God and live their lives and ignore things if they really bliv Islam is it?

am tired of the contant desperate defence of their Islam religion. i cnt help but think it is bourne out of insecurity.

Peace and Islam shouldnt be used in the same sentence.

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Nairaland General › Re: Have You Been Banned Before? Pls Share. by goofie: 2:41pm On Sep 13, 2012

pls u guys i dont get.who gets to do the banning? is der like a class captain? or for example cn i ban sexkills if he makes passes at me? grin

Nairaland General › Re: Have You Been Banned Before? Pls Share. by goofie: 2:20pm On Sep 13, 2012

Acidosis: hahaha. . .lmao

May be I should help you then.. (lets derail the thread)

Now tell me, how have you been..?

so u mean if u derial,as in talk abt something else,u'l be banned?

i dint even think der ws anything like ban. and i cld be rebellious sad

Romance › Re: Reasons Why Years Of Courtship Never Lead To Marriage? by goofie: 1:43pm On Sep 13, 2012

Zeebah23: I made a mistake ni,i was trying 2 quote sum1,d 1st part of d post isn't mine. M asking him/her d same question.

sorry i ws supposed to quote tht person. my mistake

Romance › Re: Reasons Why Years Of Courtship Never Lead To Marriage? by goofie: 1:16pm On Sep 13, 2012

Zeebah23: Says who? Av u eva spoken 2 pastors around u & asked dem if dey neva went into courtship? Courtship is necessary, BELIEVER OR UNBELIEVER. It's just dat d way believers go about it is different 4rm d way unbelievers do it.

r u saying tht christians dont court? or tht christians shldnt court? i dont quite get ur point

Romance › Re: Ladies-can U Marry A Guy Witout A University Degree. by goofie: 1:14pm On Sep 13, 2012

theres a diff btw being educated and being literate.make no mistake. a man cn go 2 skul and still end up being illiterate, uncultured,untamed,etc.

many university graduates r still illiterates in their thinking and lifestyle.

a man that dint pass thru a university bt has gone thru series of personal development and is being productive, is better than a uni graduate that jst has the certificate as an award plaque on the wall of his room.

spiritual, social, physical and emotional compatibility is wht u shld be looking out for.

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Romance › Re: Dos And Don'ts On A First Date by goofie: 12:54pm On Sep 13, 2012

Sijo01: Don't ping!

Akpan iko! true talk

Romance › Re: Reasons Why Years Of Courtship Never Lead To Marriage? by goofie: 12:41pm On Sep 13, 2012

suolboy: this is a typical lie. am in a 11 years relationship now and about to get married, meaning we done introduction and I have paid dowry . the good thing about it is that we are more sure of one another and can live the rest of our lives together peacefully.

11 yrs? to me dts a waste of years. its too damn long. d amt of yrs dnt matter jor. a relative of mine dated for 13yrs b4 marriage and their marriage doesnt make me wanna get married.dey make it look hard.

even though u date for 20yrs,der will still be things u hv to learn in marriage abt ur spouse.

Romance › Re: 10 Mistakes Men Make With Women (for Men Only) by goofie: 5:42pm On Sep 12, 2012

buchibabe: Wow! See how guys just reconcile sharply. If na babes now,e for enta 4th world war

na u sabi o.

Family › Re: Can You Live With Your Mother-in-law? by goofie: 5:35pm On Sep 12, 2012

i would want my privacy as a newly wed. every couple shld hv their first years to get 2 know each oda well and settle in without external forces.

but if u end up staying with ur mum inlaw and ur husband isnt handling the situation well, u need to apply serious wisdom.

dont try to turn him against his mum. bond with her instead,be close to her.u will see dt she will even be sending him home whn he keeps visiting her unnecessarily.

dont make her d enemy.

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Food › Re: My Fiancee Doesn't Know How To Cook by goofie: 12:52pm On Sep 11, 2012

PortHarcourtBoy: @Op: Travel to Akwa-Ibom...hire Ekaette or Imaobong as a Chef

No be person go tell ur woman, she go "lan" by force

It worked for me...

kai!! my name don suffer o

Romance › Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Men So Insecure..!!! by goofie: 12:39pm On Sep 11, 2012

[quote author=Mrs..Chima]Child...any man that brags about how "well" he is in bed....you need to skip town. A Nigerian male chatter said that is one of the trait of Nigerian men that they must brag to feel important...but I have stated why not brag about something important as finding cure to AIDS or developing a water purification system that would reduce the amount of typhoid in the water.

Being a performer of sex is not an achievement. But hey!

It is up to you to teach your man how to please you. What most men failed to realize is that what worked for the last chick may or may not work for you. Some men need to learn how to customize their performance base on the chick and not experience.

It is not surprising that you said he is insecure though.[/quote]u hit the nail on the head. dey probably hvnt achieved anything much in their lives to brag about.

Romance › Re: Why Are Some Nigerian Men So Insecure..!!! by goofie: 12:32pm On Sep 11, 2012

i think the topic shld hv bn "why do Nigerian men brag a lot?'

see how all of them r alrdy bragging and trying 2 defend their honor

TV/Movies › Re: Ayo Emerges Winner Of MTN Project Fame West Africa Season 5 by goofie: 12:08pm On Sep 11, 2012

megxo: uncle ben can scold ehn>>>>>>>
mummy J too get english 4 mouth
dat dia voice trainin harsh too
kafee de punish em say na trainin..........
bt me prefere 2 watch dis show dan BBA

abeg BBA is an avenue to show how untrained and untamed u are. PF rocks!

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Romance › Re: What Are The Signs That She Is Single? by goofie: 12:05pm On Sep 11, 2012

Seerer: Only by asking her, if she lies that she is married, u do not strike her as a potential husband.As for the looks, some married women look hot, without rings & in the midst of single gals, some are even ready to mingle & waste ur time, so just politely ask.

these days ladies wont jst tell u dey r single. for one, sometimes whn u tell a guy dt u r single, he mounts so much pressure on u.
number two, dey bliv since u r single u shld jump at every opportunity.

der ws a time at work i told a female colleague that i ws single. she ws dating a fellow colleague. becos the guy she ws dating used to drop me off sometimes, she went around telling pple that i ws desperate because i dint hv a bf.it wsnt a small wahala o. dt day, my oda colleagues told me to be caareful who i tell dt am single.

Food › Re: My Fiancee Doesn't Know How To Cook by goofie: 11:21am On Sep 11, 2012

livingstoneony: spare me dis stone age horse -shit.....career women also need to take care of their family @ least and I think cooking is a basic part of dat even if its just during d weekend,so been a career woman is not an excuse...#career woman my nuts*yimu*

d househelp becomes the saviour

TV/Movies › Re: Ayo Emerges Winner Of MTN Project Fame West Africa Season 5 by goofie: 11:14am On Sep 11, 2012

or u mean chinyere. chinyere had a voice thats not spectacular.not a competition voice. whn she did "from a distance" manny hit d nail on d head whn he said it sounded like a fantastic karaoke. there ws nothing xtra to her singing.she jst give u d way d owner of d song did it or even less.

Ayo has a good voice and swag too. winning is not only about the voice.its also abt being marketable.

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Food › Re: My Fiancee Doesn't Know How To Cook by goofie: 11:08am On Sep 11, 2012

but seriously, cooking is not rocket science.i dont think its a big deal to put anything together.as long as u have at d back of ur mind the amount of time each item takes to cook and u have a tongue to taste.., u r good.

TV/Movies › Re: Ayo Emerges Winner Of MTN Project Fame West Africa Season 5 by goofie: 10:59am On Sep 11, 2012

afam4eva: If i had my way, i would have sent Ayo and Adetoun home a long time ago. I don't even know why they sent that Ghanian boy home. He showed promise. For me it's either Marvelous or the girl he sang a duet with. I mean the wild card lady.

haba! Adetoun has a strong voice and so does Ayo.and they both have charisma. it is Musilyn dt should have gone home long ago. her voice is just der. even in the duet, christian obviously outshone her.even her mother said she shld be free when dey calld their fam members.

Marvy is very good and Ella too(see me feeling like analyst). it pained me that Joshua, d ghanaian left.

i go for the live recording and i cn tell u d best pple are Marvellous, Ayo, Adetoun,Ella and Oyinkansade

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Romance › Re: Guys Do U Like Yr Girls "Quiet" Or "Noisy" by goofie: 10:37am On Sep 06, 2012

guys know wht they cn handle.quiet or noisy...they will pick.
for me, i really dont know if am quiet or noisy. i relate 2 pple how d relate to me. am like a chameleon.very adaptable. and am very mischievious. pple attribute it to my zodiac sign a lot. am confused atimes when am asked to describe myself.

long story short, i dont know where i fall.

Romance › Re: A Kim Kardashian Or A Michelle Obama? by goofie: 10:29am On Sep 06, 2012

theres no comparison. Kanye west will soon tire. Obama will always need Michelle.

Romance › Re: Which Do U Prefer? by goofie: 10:17am On Sep 06, 2012

d snoring is out of it.a man snoring next to me would be like an earthquake coming.

on the oda hand, i sleep wit my legs on pples bodies. i love it! it makes me fall asleep FAST. grin

though my sister flings it off, i wait 4 her 2 sleep and i put it right back.

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Romance › Re: My Family Wants Me To Marry For Money. by goofie: 9:27am On Sep 06, 2012

two years down the line after d initial lovey dovey, wedding extravagancy has died down, try to picture how ur life will be. will u hv rest of mind or will u be miserable? marriage isnt 5yrs, its supposd 2 be a lifetime contract. is he d one u wld want to sign dt contract with?

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