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If only they could position checkpoints every pole like they do in SE or Shagamu-Benin expressway.

But I guess Boko Haram members have no N100 to give. So that will kill the extortion ring.

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ecolime:
You hardly see these big boys with black women. Wetin our sisters do una na?

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The ones that marry black women may end up slapping people in public.

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FG should as a matter of urgency move the remaining military equipment and personnel down to the SE to create more rooms for massacres up North.

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Who do you blame? The government and Lai Mohammed that dish out lies and propaganda or the obligate morons that keep believing them? Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.
If FG would blame IPOB for attacking the commuter trains in Kaduna, some zombies with factory-fitted idiocy will jump on here to gloat.

I stand with Buhari even though he is not keeping the noose tight enough on Nigerians. I will respect him if every Nigerian presents with acute hypoxic episode.
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The North used their votes to elect the ones championing their massacre. Who are we to complain? It is a family affair.

Of course, Tinubu is the Messiah the SW has been waiting for since Fela days
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I pray that Tinubu wins and takes over from Buhari.

It will be an ample opportunity to conduct a research to know the elastic limit of Nigerians when it comes to suffering.

Heck! The Northerners that voted for Buhari en masse based on ethnic sentiment are not having life any easier. Fair game I must admit. Those who want to cut the nose to spite the face will be in the same pot of soup as everyone else. I love it. Has any politician called you personally in the last 8 years to take care of your personal financial problems?

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What do people like Mompha and Hushpuppi have in common?

EFCC and Law Enforcement officers will be minding their business and people like the afore-mentioned individuals pop up and shout "I fit the profile of a crime suspect, come and carry me!"

It is funny watching them trying to play victims. Well..of course, victims of their stvpidity. That N200m will not be coming from the accounts of sycophants hailing them.

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mufutau55:
You know say I be "Kobo-kobo" man now...
I have to save all my pennies to acheive that big purchase o. I am looking at around N8-10m for the 10kva Victron souped-up setup. That money not be wasa o.

Hajji M.

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If Nigeria were inhabited by humans, would someone contemplate spending about N10m to get regular electricity? They fight about the things they are not supposed to fight for and keep quiet about things they should be fighting for. What happened to the magical wands of Fashola?

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Call her Balkan's TB Joshua--connecting dots after events. Can she tell when she will see again?

It reminds me of the three witches and Macbeth.

If only she could migrate to Nigeria and be giving sure numbers to the degenerate Betnaija gamblers...
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Guess who will be at campaign rallies dancing for politicians.

Just face your front.

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In a case like this when all the miracle peddlers could show their power, they disappear. If you are sick, go and see a doctor. Praying to God for divine healing in physical life is akin to praying for a knocked engine instead of taking it to a mechanic. We abuse God a lot in Nigeria.

Why are you mourning if you truly believe that there is a beautiful place to go after death? If some of you put half of the effort you put in japa to going to heaven, there will be no space left in heaven. Self deception is the worst kind of deception.

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Abdul05:
if this man chief awo had successfully taken the reins of power in the 60s..

I don't think dis country will look like this..
messed up in a big way...


By now...we should be comparing ourself with the western contrees ..


But ..greed and corruption are being
rife and Nepotism is still the order of the day ..

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That same argument would be made if Obasanjo (fresh from prison) wasn't made President in 1999. The same way people felt about Abiola. If anything, the euphoria that followed the election of folks like Rochas as Imo State governor and Buhari as the President of Nigeria should be enough to tell us that we can only fantasize about what could have been. But fantasy and reality run parallel.

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Plausible reason.

Anyone who knows Obiano will attest that he has been looking sick since 2020. Alcoholic cirrhosis? It could be.

But the timing is suspicious.
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So God sacrificed his only son on the cross to himself for us? I don't understand.

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If Buhari contests for a third term, he will definitely win.

It is idiotic to hearken to the cries of Nigerians --they love suffering. It is best to stand and watch them for the entertainment it is

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EagleNest:
The youths are busy analysing and fighting online, while these old men kept on squeezing more life out of Nigeria. Tomorrow, Buhari might want to come back again...

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They are not even fighting online about their hopeless future. They are more concerned with Russia and Ukraine. Some of them have even turned to overnight amateur war analysts.

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adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/Naira-may-fall-to-N700-per-dollar-over-oil-theft-low-export-NACCIMA-economists

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My midterm target is still N1000 to a US dollar.

Two years ago, I extrapolated the value to N500/$ and some of you thought that exchange rate is based on insults. Today we are at N570/$. S/he who fails to plan, plans to fail.

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bennybuhari:
You get mind sha. You leave Canada to come and monitor convention for Naija

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Those are the ones supporting from the comfort of their homes in Canada. They have just tasted a little bit of life in Nigeria. Why are they complaining?

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OlawaleBammie:
Smh at political thugs.
Naija yuts no fit get sense for this life again, i no go even imagine am say person carry money meant for me and some others, carry am chop, send him pikin to Oxford while i go Ado poly, no come even get money collect my cert in tym.
After u use my money send ur pikin and ur wife go abroad, u go still come meet me make i come be ur thug just because of 500k(part of the money wey u still from me) wey u wan give us to share after u re elected abi.

And after the election, the suffer go continue.. chaiii :-

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Do you think political thugs at this level are youths?
Na people papa and grandpa be the thugs.

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Wedding is not Marriage.

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Henry651:
Yesterday around 12:30pm, I was on my way to ShopRite Enugu, on getting to the gate, I was blocked by the kids selling nose masks, so I applied brake and wind down trying to purchase one for myself.

Unknown to me there was a bullion Van approaching, I was not really blocking the road but the bullion Van just from no where hit my car from behind and caused a lot of damage to my headlights and bumper, and I was bleeding from the nose too, before I got down, they drove off with police escort.

I was advised by people around not to pursue them but after a while I tracked them into the CBN bank in Enugu. ....

My car is a Toyota Corolla 2015, Please how do I get this people to pay because I just bought the car and I don't think I was really blocking the road. The bullion Van driver did this on purpose.

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It is difficult to believe that you pulled over and the bullion van came and hit you out of nowhere before continuing on the journey. It would have been very believable if you are not a Nigerian driver who drives and park with little or no consideration for other road users.

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Boko Haram is a terrorist organization that's why the FG quickly baptized them as bandits. When was the last time you heard of Boko Haram? The useless brown envelope Nigerian media quickly adopted the new name as well to cover the atrocities of those mercenaries.

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TunezMediaBlog:
Davido feast on his words following oppression from fans as they criticized him for blaming alcohol on his excessive spending cum clout chasing.

He once bragged about his plans to buy the homer chain but turned renegade after Drake revealed the price he bought it.

https://www.instagram.com/p/CbhZbU2NFTW/?utm_medium=copy_link

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It depends. The same can be said of someone who bought a Lamborghini to be driven on Nigerian roads even though the latter is not an investment. The thing about wealth is that it is insatiable. The wealthiest man in Africa is worth $13 billion. But then in one day, Mark Zuckerberg lost $29 billion and he was still smiling.

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Russia vs Ukraine.

Feel free to support any of these countries. But the sad reality you must contend with is that as a black nation, none of them cares about your existence. If not for global uproar, the blacks in Ukraine would have been denied access to escape routes.

So keep entertaining yourselves with your analysis online while your homeland is being ravaged by poverty. Some of you are more interested in Russia vs Ukraine than 2023 election that has more direct impact in your lives. Last last na God go suffer am in prayers after una failed to play your parts.
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Good for them for being Zombies.

If Putin is not in the war front, I ain't fighting.

How can one die for nothing?

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He did all these with no noise?

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Cunny man die, cunny man bury am.



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Lyydia:
Hi Nairalanders,
What is the best way to invest funds without actually being engaged in doing anything? I have what I do that brings in money, I just feel like some funds are idle in my account and Naira - dollar fluctuations isn't helping matter.

For example fixed deposit accounts, which Nigerian bank has the best interest rate?

No cryptocurrency
No forex
No betting
No scam investment
No PM

Thank you.

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It depends on how much is involved.

Idle N500k is not the same as idle N50m.

Buy lands to hedge against inflation. Don't develop them.

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It has been shown that Nigerians are very stvpid with money. The question is: How do you get it from them?

If you think Chinmark will be the last, think again. It has been one month one fallen scheme. My opinion is that those who don't know what to do with money should hand it over to those who know. Have you ever heard me complain about people paying tithes to pastors? Like Chinmark like pastors, let them take it from the morons.

If only Chinmark had turned his scheme to a church, these ones complaining now would have been rejoicing that he took their money. Touch not my anointed and do my prophet no harm. Why promise people 20% return on investment when you can easily promise them heaven for the same amount and go scot free? Chinmark screwed up.
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If you have 10 full gas cylinders in your house and I have 2 full gas cylinders in my house, who has more gas?

If I sneak into your house and throw fire into your gas cylinders' storage area, who loses?

It is not about the stockpile but rather having the ability to use them when necessary. One night calculated, aggressive and surprised bombardment of nuclear plants in Russia will incinerate Russia. Whoever brings war to her country loses?
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Renting a place is never a problem.

Na rent renewal be the problem.

When the next rent is due, to pay the landlord another N5.1m go hard especially when he reason am say the 2 years rent fit get am a decent plot of land somewhere.

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Mooh247:
Petrol is an internationally traded commodity , Dangote would sell for international price but Nigerians won't pay heavy prices for logistics

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Your problem is comprehension.

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