₦airaland Forum

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Avoid alcohol especially those Odogwu, Alomo & co. Bitter poison.
Excessive dehydration, some medications, underlying and untreated high blood pressure, some of the imported Chinese nonsense you drink to feel posh, etc are the most likely causes of renal failures in Nigeria.

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Some people will start acting up to be arrested so that they can look this fresh.

Nigerian system usually starts with enmity and end in friendship.

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Five most abused words in Nigeria:

1. CEO
2. Philanthropist
3. Entrepreneur
4. Doctor.
5. Billionaire.

NB: They are all centered on massaging egos.

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DSC7:
Hmmmmmmm..

It's about time Christians start defending their selves...

Back then in Osas nursery and primary model school in Bama Maiduguri i dey enter school with dagger,, you chook me i chook you no case..

No be today headslammers start their madness...

Eyes have seen alot

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Nothing to defend. Christians and Muslims should face their fronts and let Jesus and Mohammed fight for their own superiority. If muslims are wrong, let Christ deal with them and vice versa for Christians. I believe that any god that humans have to fight for is useless ab initio.
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As long as silly humans keep fighting for gods, more Deborah Samuels will happen. If the gods are very potent, why would it be humans fighting for them? Perhaps it is fair to assume that religious bigots
are delusional.
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Tonero5200:
I Just attended a wedding ceremony where the celebrants told the mc to announce to the public that people shouldn't bother spraying them. the mcee said it loud and clear, that we should eat and drink and keep our change to ourselves or we should come spray him the mcee or DJ. As a normal nigeria at first we were happy, atleast money is saved, but as time went on we realised they were certain people that were allowed and expected to sprayed while they were dancing, the celebrant peers and all, Rain of cash everywhere... meaning we that they saw we were likely coming to spray with 500# or 1k were rebuked, probably they don't need our 50naira, change.

I felt embarrassed and angry at the same time, that's ill-mannered from them, I hate it when people look down on me, because they are financially bouyant they think they can look down on people anyhow. Well I look to see them in few years time where they will be. I wished them a normal married Life and withold the happiness from it because I don't think they need it.

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So you ate free food and drank free buzz, on top of that they asked you to save your little change; yet you are still complaining.

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How come that it is only one building in the whole neighborhood that obstructed the highway?

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jackals:
I'm a beautiful woman in my 30s (33 precisely) with a good career and a budding startup in the make-up business. I'm also very humble and I'm one that appreciate the little things a man do. Recently, I got linked to a guy who just came back from the US and have the intention of settling down just like me. He's successful and very respectful the First time we met, and I was already looking forward to something meaningful with him.

Last week Sunday, he took me out. When I got back home, I noticed I've embarrassed myself too much by literally throwing myself at him. I withdrew and form busy by not responding to his texts and calls for two days. WhatsApp message read but not replied.

On Tuesday, I noticed he didn't message me for the whole day. But I became bothered. Up till now, he has not called me nor message me. I didn't want things to be like this, I just didn't want it to be like I'm desperate of his attention.

Is he that he has moved on or not really interested

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I don't know if you know that before someone flies about 12-24 hours total travel time(depending on location) from US to Nigeria, s/he has things planned out and schedule is tight. There is no luxury of time. Before you know it, he is back in US. I don't know any serious-minded fella that will have time for your silly games.
Whatever special offers you think you have are readily available for him from elsewhere.
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Name one Nigerian politician that had gone to court healthy in recent time. Once arraigned, they magically become too ill to attend hearing.

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A bird at hand is worth more than 10 in the bush.

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Parachoko:
People have to pay for this

Nigeria is not a Banana Republic where anything goes.

If this people goes free, then Nigeria have no business been a United Country.

The Nigerian Constitution does not recognise any religion and there is free speech in Nigeria. They could have handed over the lady to Sharia Police if they feel she committed a crime against their God.

The lady didn't hurt anybody with her words, she didn't kill anybody and deserve not to be killed in such a gory way.

She was stoned to death, what a pity

This killing must be condemned and people that killed her must pay with their life.

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Pay for what exactly?

Even here on Nairaland, they are free to roam about insulting anyone but you dare not make any comments on the Islamic section.

Blame folks like the owner of Nairaland who support the Islamic madness. If there is no freedom of expression on Islamic section, it should be closed and they are free to take their religion to any other platform of their choice. Condoning the stvpidity is a tacit support to actions like what befell the lady. No single individual or group has monopoly of violence. Every living thing dies.

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Maybe Portable needs to chill. pic.twitter.com/dRDA0vBYcx

— @𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆 (@OneJoblessBoy) May 10, 2022

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2022 is his year

By December this year, he will be long gone and forgotten. He has good energy but no long-term talent.

Who could figure how "Marlians" gradually faded away?

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Kelvin126:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVIHnWTjoCg

Genevieve Nnaji, a popular actress from Nigeria, has released a video of herself amid rumors that she suffered from a mental breakdown.

A social media blogger had reported that Genevieve was battling drug addiction and she’s currently in a mental facility in Texas.

The story broke out after fans expressed their worries over Genevieve’s absence on social media on May 3rd, 2022, a day she clocks 43.

The actress who has 8.5 million followers on Instagram also deleted all the pictures on her page afterward.

However, with the rumors of her mental breakdown going viral, Genevieve staged a comeback on social media with a video of herself painting.

She captioned the video, ‘Mindfulness’.

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The painting only confirmed that her brains have gone haywire.

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Rany4all:
Well, it's his property...his choice. It may be good for him, but if were in his shoes, vacation home or not, I'll have my green areas. There are some low maintenance grass species like those used in golf courses and football fields in some foreign countries. Some grow so slowly, that they may not require trimming more than twice a year. I'd rather invest in such grass species than cast my entire compound in stone...

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Good observation. We are glad that it is not your house as well.

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I really wish and pray that Jonathan joins APC so that Igbo people will learn that politics is only about permanent "interests". The person that may protect your interests may not be necessarily be your tribal man. Afterall it was GEJ that built almajiri schools in the North that Northern Presidents could do all these years. It was Buhari that built Otuoke roads that GEJ couldn't fix after decades in government. Go figure!

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Rany4all:
Vegetation keeps temperatures in your compound cooler & air fresher. Also provides adequate shade for sit-outs and also for pets. Playgrounds for kids are also better green. Green for me is also more beautiful than concrete, and makes your outdoor space less monotonous. If u keep ur grass well maintained, you don't have to worry about insects or snakes any more than u would on a concrete outdoor space. And let's not forget the added benefits of edible fruit bearing trees as well, if you like. I would have green areas over all-concrete outdoors anytime, anyday, but that's just me anyway.

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Some of these houses are vacation homes.

Like he stated, the owner comes in about twice yearly. I believe he made a good choice.

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Myzubby:
Turkey doors (armoured)
For sell.
Location: Anambra state.
Phone: 09165705880

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Which kind of double door will you suggest for entrance into the parlour from the ante room?

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Rany4all:
How does one have such a big outdoor space, and then choose to cast everywhere with concrete? No green areas at all?

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What’s the obsession with green areas in a rain forest zone? So that insects and snakes will have a place to hide or are you concerned about the environment?
Oyibo that lives in a desert dey complain about deforestation someone who lives in areas with extra abundance of trees follow dey complain trees. I no too understand this our textbook ideologies and approach to life.
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They said "Listen to the elders" forgetting that morons will grow to be old some day. Pa Clarke just proved it.

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Odianose13:
How long did it take almighty US in Afghanistan and still ended up leaving Afghanistan?

At the end, what happened? The US troops began withdrawing from Afghanistan 20 years later in 2021. And Afghanistan was still not defeated and the Talibans still took over.

The US war against Afghanistan was the longest war in United States history, surpassing the Vietnam War (1955–1975) by approximately five months.

So you see there is more to a war than what you think.

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I can't remember mentioning US in my statement. So obviously you are not responding to my statement. We need ASUU to reopen the schools because most of you are really losing the power of comprehension.
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What is worrisome is that in the midst of abject poverty and suffering by the masses, the government borrows left and right under the pretense that she is broke. But come election time, funds magically appears for all absurdities. They make N100m seem like N1m the way every rat, snake and snail are purchasing the forms.

Shouldn't it concern the masses? No! They are busy cheering them on and picking sides. The morons cheering them on have been promised to stay another 3 months at home wasting their youthful and most productive years.
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Putin thinks that military parade with outdated equipment is the answer.

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LIGHTHEARTED0:
i need any medication or any medical explanation to this white tongue, i don't wanna believe it oral thrush

i also noticed some pain in my muscles especially finger joints, but they are relieving me now

please help me,any medication or reason i have it

i have stop smoking some weeks ago but it still there every morning i wake up

insult and bashing it allowed by the way

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Stop putting your tongue at the wrong place.

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All these shakara/gragra and they couldn't run over small Ukraine in 2 months?

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NOETHNICITY:
Peter obi is one hell of a wicked liar, caught multiple times telling dark lies. He can only decieve his gullible kinsmen.

How can a presidential aspirant be saying his son at 30 has no car. Is it that having a car at that age is bad? What the fuuuuck

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Peter Obi may be saying the truth. If Mr Obi owns a fleet of cars that the son can drive any time and anywhere, does it matter then if the son bought then or not? The son may not have a car but he has access to cars. Mr Obi is just twisting the narratives. That's all

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Lolz. He is enjoying his 15 minutes of fame. I hope he is not hoping on those $1 notes to make him stay rich.

Who thought Nairamarley craze would ever fizzle away?

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It is very disheartening. I thought that I was the only one that noticed.

Meanwhile we must commend Lagos for cleaning up well. It was very impressive to behold.

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Even if PDP makes Dr Nwachukwu Anakwenze the consensus candidate, he will not get up to 500k votes in the general election. He should go and contest State Assembly election if he is serious. They did him a big favor by disqualifying him. So he is free to brag that it is only corruption that defeated him.

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First thing first, he belongs in jail prior to prosecution. It is a multiple felony—attempted murder with a dangerous weapon(car), then hit and run. God forbid if he was inebriated.

So a Lebanese migrated to Nigeria under the alias “John Greg” and everyone pretends that all is normal?

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Am I surprised? All that hype about Lekki, it took three days of driving around to realize that it is a dump. Nigerians can overhype nonsense.

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ikorodureporta:
Why??

If you are one of them, do you also do it in your office?

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It is the same as asking why people pray to unseen gods. Some things are incomprehensible to the simple minded.

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Praising a Governor for doing the work s/he is elected to do is akin to praising an ATM for giving you your money.

Are Nigerians normal?
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