₦airaland Forum

fergie001:
https://punchng.com/breaking-coronavirus-nigeria-disease-control-agency-boss-quarantined-says-health-minister/

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The money earmarked for Coronavirus must be "chopped". 14 days quarantine in Transcorp Hilton with some hot babes is an expenditure.

Oga...enjoy yourself.

A picture of his flight ticket from China or I don't believe it. As Nigerians love life reach, do you believe this man entered China in this period of health crisis? Yeah right!
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McCoy662:
Why has Ghanaian government refused to arrest and prosecute this man after so many years of madness and deceitful living? How on Earth could he say this, deceiving and defrauding the poor congregants of their hard earned money and go scot free? Isn't he supposed to be taken to the Corona ravaged area and test the efficacy of the oil?

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How do you arrest him when there are no complaints against him?
The people are happy to be scammed and defrauded. Beat that.
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allthingsgood:
The this is our fellow nigerian citizens have been taken for a ride for so long that its so easy to play and manipulate them with fiction, no matter how absurd. Coupled with the current economic woes america is facing and the looming US elections, its clear to see that US has absolutely no intention of returning that money

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If Nigeria is serious, they would have prevented the money from leaving her shores in the first place. Which money? The one that Buhari said that Abacha did not loot in the first place. Finder's keeper.
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So philanthropy is the prerequisite or do I say the guage for performance?

Okorocha was a core philanthropist before he became a governor. They said that he was too wealthy to loot. Well...until they handed over the key to the state treasury to him. Like one artist aptly put it, "Dangote still dey find money!"

Sam Mbakwe of blessed memory and ex-Gov Chime of Enugu were not notable philanthropists prior to joining politics but their infrastructural legacies live on.
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Jobless hustlers. Let him declare first, then win the primary before all these opportunists start crawling out from their holes.
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I maintain that Coronavirus is a total crockshit being pushed by the media. The public don't seem to take it seriously except in a gullible country like Nigeria where they believe anything shoved down their throat by the Western media. I passed through Frankfurt International airport yesterday. I could count how many people that wore mask. No health screening. Just routine security checks. No personnel was seen wearing mask. I believe the media thrive on fearmongering and blow smoke up the rear end of the feebleminded. Maintain normal hygiene and live your lives. The world is not coming to an end
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No cause for jubilation.

A new and improved version made for Africans is still being cooked in the labs.
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You should be watching oil prices instead. What's the benchmark for 2020 budget?

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Of course, Nigerians will believe anything.

Afterall, they are still giving audience to APC, Lai Mohammed and Buhari.

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Mrcomedimatic:
Prophet David Kingleo Elijah of Glorious Mount Of Possibility Churuch revealed that he will destroy coronavirus.

Furthermore Prophet Elijah revealed that he will be going to china to destroy the deadly diseases.

Also, he revealed that he will destroy coronavirus prophetical because it affecting business for Nigerians.

Watch the video below..


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Zk8-wwgWE4

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This is for the doubting Thomas.

Do you need anymore evidence that village people are strong? They have finally remembered Prophet David Elijah.

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SonOfEl:
Some states in Nigeria are actually more progressive than they look, at least by African standards, so these places are considered as underrated.

I picked these states based on their high economic index, low social perception and fledging human resources.

1. Ogun State - people say this state only feed off from Lagos State and Oyo (Ibadan)

2. Abia State - poor infrastructure has attracted strong and sometimes unfair criticism on this state.

3. Kano State - Kaduna and an army of almajiri has taken the shine off this state

What's your own list of most underrated states?

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Abia should be merged back with Imo State. Her existence is an assault to common sense.

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logon599:
Diseases shall not come near our dwelling place. Whether airborne, water borne or through any medium, we shall not be afraid because we're protected and covered.

Change your speech people. Words are POWERFUL and with your tongue you can choose life or death for yourself.
"Death and life are in the POWER of the tongue" - Prov 18:21.
Don't go around saying things like anyone can die at anytime. Why not say instead that I shall live and not die? You CONTROL your life with what you constantly SAY.
Today I am blessed and favoured what about you?

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Keep deceiving yourself.

God doesn't love you any more than the victims of coronavirus.

Protect yourself!
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This can never happen in Nigeria--the most pretentious religious dissenters.
They will rather welcome everyone with open arms and die like chicken afterwards.

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Boko boys are heros because they kill, maim and rape.

IPOBs are terrorists because they organize peaceful protests.

The irony called Nigeria. This rain must beat everyone.

The days of reckoning is nigh and the swords of demagogue will not discriminate.

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This is just a test run.

Just like every epidemic in the global arena, the final destination is Africa. Others are in the labs looking for solution, Africans are in the religious centers hoping and praying.

One thing worse than the coronavirus is the fearmongering among Western media. Anyone not familiar with their antics will think that Armageddon is nigh.

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Makavelli25:
Yea thats it. I rear local dogs and I have a lot of them. I had a dog that gave birth to 5 pups and after 2 weeks they all died. I suspected poisoning but as a young wise man I moved on.

Not long after the mother dog died too. I was mad like wtf they killed it too. But no lele na local dog cheap. I got another one and like a miracle it gave me 7 pups. These new pups are dying again, left with 4 and they are not old yet I would have sold them.

My neighbors are killing my dogs and I don't know what to do. They even Sympathised with me sef (oju aye) but I know baba GOD DEY WATCH

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Why would you own dogs in a rented apartment?

You are constituting public nuisance. The neighbours will have to contend with the barking of your dogs (as if generator noise is not bad enough).

Why not plant flowers too while at it?

The landlord should have given you a quit notice.

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If you appear rich OR your fiancee is an evening newspaper,

Key Rule:
Don't eat at your potential in-law's house. They (mother and daughter) may garnish your food with "forget me not".

Cave ne sedes.

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I guess the Supreme Court is no longer supreme.
Integrity has eroded a long time ago in Nigeria. Everything jagajaga. One would think that the Supreme Court judges would dot the "i"s and cross the "t"s as the final arbiter but their once noble and respected offices have been sacrificed on the altar of political expediency.

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PHCN has been wonderful. There is always light throughout the night and most of the day with intermittent interruptions for some few minutes. Between the gen and PHCN, I have my a/c on 24hrs.

I ain't stepping out for more than 30 minutes.
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AfroKnight:
You’re South African. Your reality is quite different. It’s obvious.

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Really?
South Africans will give 6 friends in a row and still be considering which of them to love. Do you call that love?

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Everyone has turned around to pretend that s/he didn't vote in Buhari for the second term. What is he doing different now compared to the first term? Everyone should shut up and enjoy the Presidency.
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The thing another bribe be say one day you go swallow the one wey go hook you for throat.

Supreme Court of Nigeria is in a very ethical and legal dilemma. The whole thing is now a charade. They failed elementary mathematics in their quest to satisfy their paymasters. Nigerians can never get anything right. Even a whole SCN could not cheat the appropriate way.

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naijaguy123456:
What a brave man Sowore is, he called for revolution and he faced the consequences. Some people called for Biafra, one gunshot they are in Israel or Ivory Coast hiding. You’ll think they’re tiger or lion online but in real life they’re nothing. Just noise noise noise !

#COWARDS
#JUMP BAIL
#CHEST BEATER

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Sowore brave? Buhari has him caged!

He can't see his family. He even sought temporary teaching employment and was denied.

Sowore in Nigeria is a cat and that's what dictators want of their detractors. But as everything in Nigeria is upside down, it is understandable that a decapitated attention-seeker is called a hero. Nigeria? Isn't that a place where looters are called "Your Excellency" and Honourables? Go figure!

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rottennaija:
That's misplaced priority. First of all, how will they test the efficacy of their discoveries? And how will they know it works unless the have an infected patients or the sample of the virus to test it with? How will they get the virus sample to test? You will end of having people who work for their selfish interest thereby working against the interests of the general public.

This is an unworkable solution.

Why not call for the assembly of the best scientist and biochemist in Nigeria, give them a good lap, feed them, provide 24 hrs electricity with the best electronic gadgets and laboratory equipments and have them work together towards having a solution to the virus?

Common, who advises these people self? They need better advisers.

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It is never a challenge. He knows that Nigerian scientists do not have the intellectual capacity nor the facilities to develop such vaccines. They are more interested in international grants to procure the latest brands of SUVs to show off.
The honourable minister is just yanking their chains. That's all.
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Nigerian politics can render folks useless.

GEJ has gone from hero to dissenter, and now practically to oblivion in Bayelsa politics by pitching tent against PDP in his state.

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Maxymilliano:
https://f5p3e9e4.stackpathcdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Breaking-News-Red.png

Residents of Jiddari Polo in Maiduguri, Borno state capital, are currently running for cover following an attack launched by Boko Haram fighters.

The attack happened hours after President Muhammadu Buhari paid a condolence visit to the people of the state over the killing of 30 persons on Sunday.

https://www.thecable.ng/breaking-boko-haram-hits-maiduguri-after-buharis-departure/amp

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4+4 and NextLevel things.


No shaking. Nigerians intentionally stick their fingers in a burning flame and cry for sympathy. Buhari's first term was a colossal failure yet he got voted back in on religious and ethnic sentiments.

Wetin concern me? Let them enjoy their choice. After the reggae na blues.
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What are the duties of Custom officers?

What happened to taking responsibilities?

Why do Nigerians "love" to invent excuses for everything?

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Victoronah1:
Okay, so I wanted to get my girlfriend an iPhone xr, I ended up getting her an iPhone x mas. I hope she loves it. I'll have to lodge in a beautiful hotel, and buy lots of red flowers and red candles and set it up. I'll make it very warm and nice for her, she deserves it by the way, also I don't care if we break up tomorrow the money I spent can easily be gotten back.

Here are the things I got for her:

1. iPhone xs max
2. Apple series watch 3
3. And ear pod.

Then got myself apple mac book which I don't even know if I will be using cause I have a GTX 1080 laptop I use for my video editing. But anyways I've never used a MacBook, I heard MacBook are good for Editing so I will have to test. I want you to follow me on my journey till 14th night.

I'll keep updating this thread if I buy any new thing for her but until then happy valentine.
Also what will you gift your girlfriend or boyfriend on Valentine's day? Or husband or wife any

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Congratulations!

In a typical Nigerian relationship, there are carwashers and the driver. Which one are you?

What did you get your mother for Valentine?
No vex o. Na you carry your matter enter here.

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Everyone spends a lot of money planning for wedding but nobody spares a moment to plan for marriage.

OP: Your case is the norm in this make-believe era of social media. Welcome to reality101.

Her love for you is dead and buried. The more you remain in this union, the closer you walk to the grave. It is inevitable.
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SifonAbasi:
Good morning friends.

Please how can I politely stop my ex from visiting my home?

Yesterday was the third time my husband returns from work to meet my ex in our house.

After the incident that happened between us, my ex started coming closer to my husband and they became distance friends.
My husband invited him to our child's naming ceremony and that was how he got to know our house.

Eversince then he has been visiting and I am not comfortable with it.
I told if he must come he should come when my husband is around.

Please what should I do?

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Sniper or otapiapia no dey ya area?

Or better, tell your husband not to blame you if you end up banging your ex. Your husband should get the message or else he is a confirmed imbe.

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stephenduru:
A suicide bomber was arrested today while trying to bomb a church in Sabo,Kaduna State.The incident happened at Living Faith church while the church members were worshipping.

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2020/02/suicide-bomber-arrested-while-trying-to.html?m=1

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Lol.
Someone wants to kill himself and take some people with him. He got arrested and na im olopa carry the bomb like Agege bread and enter the same motor with the suicide bomber. Una see wetin fit go wrong here?

Nigerian Police officers are rare breed.
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