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When Okoi was in-charge, he defended the tactics of Buhari's regime in fighting their phantom war on corruption. I guess the table has turned. He will have a taste of his medication. The way he hounded people is the way he is being hounded now. Nigeria is crazy. Here today, gone tomorrow.

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The main thing is that majority of Nigerians do not understand leadership. They believe it starts and ends with elections and convoys. They pay someone to lead them yet they gloat over self-help.

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Southern people would still be busy hiring lawyers and writing petitions. Give it to Northern folks, there are some nonsense they don't tolerate. Sometimes action speaks louder than words or petition. If armed SW, SS or SE groups were attacking people in the North just as herdsmen do in the South, Northern folks will rise and fight fire with fire.

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Esseite:
It's because you failed the simple question: may we know you?..

You being in Poland for 13years is not an answer, a better answer could have been:

Good afternoon officers, My name is harry, from delta state, I am a business man who majorly deals in Autoparts equipments and components, currently reside in Poland and on a vacation to visit my family in Nigeria. Here is my ID card and work documents aswell just to clear all doubts, here is my contact card and car documents also, I think they are all valid...

We understand the nature of the job you do, please stay safe while at it...

There is nothing manner of approach cannot solve.

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When there is a will, there's a way. Those men are extortionists. No matter how you explain it, their primary objective is the money. They may not give him the opportunity to express the nonsense you uttered above as if you are dealing with gentlemen of the court.

Most people carry police escort because of the police and people, not because of kidnappers. Regrettably, it is difficult to differentiate between the police and kidnappers because their modus operandi are the same.

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Nigerian women should come with warning labels.

You marry and entrust them with your property and one sweet-talking mofo can easily take away all you laboured for under the guise of "holy spirit told me".

If your partner is too much into church activities, dump her and find someone with complete brain to marry so that your days will be long.
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The essence of enterprise is to make profit. Current price is profitable. Upward review is profitable. Downward review is a loss which goes against the tenet of a business. FG should bear the cost of the arbitrary downward review of PMS. All of you would do the same thing.

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Buhari couldn't have made it beyond Corporal in army of any developed nation.

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The same insurgents they arrest, carter to and recycle back into the system.

Buhari is a joker.

With no more campaigns due to no possibility for re-election, second term usually brings out the worst in the so-called leaders of Nigeria at every level. Why people keep falling for their re-election promises, gimmicks and shenanigans baffles me.



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Mizwisdom:
This is one of the dangers of migrating abroad, they rob you of your spirituality and make you dependent on science but that science will fail you when they say tour disease is incurable. It's not your portion but don't forget God

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The Pope, the Archbishop and Imams are waiting for science to come to the rescue with a vaccine or medication. But you fault science because of religion that was shoved down your throat by your parents. Are you more religious than the Pope, Imams and Daddy G.Os who are hiding with their tails between their legs? None of them is mentioning prayer healing any more. Aren't you gullible?

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Cry me a river!

None of you will admit chanting "4+4" and "Next Level".

Here we are. Yeye dey smell. You put the fate of 200m people on a vegetative aboki and expect miracles. The churches and mosques are open. Keep praying.

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Does it mean all the healing powers are fugazi?

Coronavirus is really unmasking the charlatans.

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oz4real83:
As developed as Italy, USA and many other countries are, they are still finding it difficult to contain the virus how much more under-developed Nigeria , and yet, the Nigerian govt was quiet to the plea of many Nigerians that all our borders should be closed until the virus is contained. It is when the virus has finally entered the country before the govt decided to listen to the plea of the people. May God continue to protect us from these sort of leaders we have in Nigeria. May their souls rest in peace.

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Nigerian government is probably hoping the disease will come in and do a number on the population. There are not enough resources to carter to the population as it is. Natural selection will reduce the population to a manageable level especially with oil price taking a dive recently.

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Developed nations have some of the biggest corporations in the world.

Poor nations have some of the biggest churches in the world.

When it comes down to it, the poor nations look up to the developed nations for grants, loans, handouts to get the basic things in life.

Who is deceiving who? Who is stupid? Coronavirus? They closed the churches and beg the corporations to find solution. Religion is funny indeed.

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vicdom:

E don red now. This is the time our pseudo change and next level government should bring out all the audio recovered loots, trillions saved in TSA, customs and et al and fund our budget. I don't wanna hear story oooo. Because all these acclaimed monies are suffice for our budget funding. Very useless and clueless government with dimwitted zombies as apologists.

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Nothing will change. The government was good at manufacturing excuses and propaganda for non performance when things were normal. Now that everyone knows that oil price is low, the excuse has delivered itself. It is going to be a bumpy ride. But who cares? Nigerians chose him.

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At $57/barrel, if petrol was sold at N145/gallon, how much will be the price of petrol/gallon with oil at $24/barrel?

Any mathematician in the house?

If you get N61/gallon, the answer is right.

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If only Coronavirus could kill immediately, I would have advised the government not to shut down churches and mosques so that the morons among us can go there and die off immediately. Perhaps sanity will return to religion after those weak links are eradicated.

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The budget is based on $57/barrel.
Current price is $26/barrel and still sliding.

Trust Nigerians. They will carry on like they can't see the handwriting on the wall. Venezuela 2.0 is currently loading for Nigeria. The FG is already talking about devaluation of naira. A bag of rice at N50K is not far-fetched.

Import-dependent economy? Oil-dependent economy. It is a double whammy. Running to churches to bind and cast ain't gon cut it. Let's see how this plays out.

Cash is king! Money in the banks is at risk. Locked banks' entrance gates and stern-looking armed MOPOLs. Then you can kiss your fund bye.

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It is not about coming on nairaland to argue, debate, insult or curse.

Global wealth redistribution is in progress.

Tap it if you have the wherewithal or forever remain a wailer. Be bold and take no prisoners.

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chrismexzie:
Hi everyone.

I am new here, in fact this is going to be my first post on nairaland. Forgive me if I break any rule, I will keep it very simple.

I'm a fresh graduate, just graduated last year, was not able to go for NYSC due to my age. Simply want to ask, what are the chances of securing a job considering I am above 30.

Before I forget, I studied Business Administration (KASU) with a second class upper. Thanks everyone.

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You are already limiting yourself.

Work on your mind first.

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If you think Nigerians are gullible and ignorant, try Americans. The cheerleader called CNN is always available to blow the trumpets.

I was in contact with people with suspected Covid-19 in a "controlled environment" yesterday. It is a droplet precaution. Not all infection requires hospitalization. But let me just stand aside in awe and watch people battle through the frenzy.

Wash your hands folks.

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This is a very laudable achievement for the North. They finally decided to leave the Middle Ages and migrate into Third World with the rest of Nigeria--an achievement nonetheless.

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Ride motorcycle like normal people, they won't hear. They want to impress oga with their latest wheelie tricks and dangerous maneuvers. Now he has left his wife to suffer the consequences.

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chiemmanuel:
Like begets like.
Uzodinma was once a henchman, man friday, PA, driver to the late Maurice ibekwe,
Its not surprising

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How many people know this information?

Nigeria does not keep records and the ubiquitous indomie generation is easily distracted with flamboyant exhibition.

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If it were to be in Nigeria, he would have continued the event as planned because people are blinded by phantom faith and the government as superstitious as the masses couldn't care less.

What annointing oil, emblem and stickers? Oga Corona will have them for lunch. Time like this is necessary to expose the scammers masquerading as pastors with healing powers. They only heal people with no name, address nor verifiable ailment.

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What is it about educational system in Nigeria that undergraduates cannot think beyond primary school level?

This looks like an elementary school project.
However, it beats welding pieces of crap metals together and presenting it as an automobile invention.

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RaptorX:
So if according to you this is all just a big hoax, can you pls tell us the reason behind this elaborate hoax

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Comprehension problem? Who said it is a hoax?

Impact is grossly exaggerated. That's all.

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RaptorX:
So you know better than the virologists and epidemiologists that have warned that this outbreak will be devastating.
You have better information than the WHO which just described the outbreak as a pandemic.
You keep posting the same thing over and over about how this is just an ordinary flu.

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Wash your hands. You will be ok.

They are all reading scripts handed out by the boss. Go read scientific journals and their inferences. Then you will understand how researches have gone to the dogs.

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JOHNSONSOLAFUNMI:
Honestly I hate media b/s and hysteria

How I know this is overhyped and made to cause global panic?

The Media refuses to report on the survival and fatality rate, that people below 18 years haven’t die from the disease, they didn’t tell us, that those who died have an underlying disease, that no new case has been reported in Wuhan, that no black man has died from the disease

Calm down folks, the Wuhan virus can’t be lethal like measles, small pox and chicken pox which I believe most of us had during our formative years.

Maybe the reason for the panicking is the novelty of the virus.

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Your life starts when you stop watching CNN.

They recycle the same news and blow things out of proportion. Global casualties from Coronavirus is less than annual fatal casualties from regular flu in US. But reporting it from such perspective will not fit their narratives.

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Oluwatunmise529:
Hi people

I live with my aunt who is a pastor's wife. I got there four months ago due to the fact that my dad had some problems then.

But the first day I got to my aunt's place, I got the shock of my life. The house was totally dirty, even the sink in kitchen was removing maggots. She told me to clean and wash everything but being my first time with her. I told her I can't do them. Then she said she would slap me if I don't do her wish. I ended up doing them and since then am being used like a slave.

When I told my dad about everything.. She told my dad I need home training that I can't do anything and my dad told me to stay since he doesn't want it to cause a rift between them.

My aunt am talking about is an elder sister to my late mom but the same father and different mothers. There was a day she told me my grandmother was a witch and she killed one of her children before she died and she uses my witch grandmom to describe me to people in the neighborhood. I always feel ashamed.

She has a daughter who doesn't cook and clean or do anything... I end up doing everything and still it isn't enough, at the end of the day she tells me am lazy... Am always afraid to look when I pass by a mirror because I always look so dirty and haggard. Just yesterday rain fell here and she left some things outside. I ran outside to take those things inside and the next thing she did was rain insults on me because of that..

She has never raised her hands on me but only maltreat me.. I cried myself to sleep..I was always a jovial person before but now am always crying and moody and am beginning to hate her.

I don't laugh at all anymore even at funny things.. I only have hatred for her and her family...I don't want to hate anyone and I want to go back home and be myself again....am planning to run away now but am really scared of the outcome...
Worst is everyone thinks she is a good person because she is a pastor wife....

Am so fed up and always unhappy... Someone pls help me

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Since you know that your father has a problem, all you need to do is live with him and endure. Moving in with a relation who maltreats you is idiotic.

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Being handsome can only last till 25yrs of age. Beyond that, account balances take over.

If in doubt, ask Oshiomhole, OBJ, Okowa, Obaseki and other "handsome" men in their group.

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You may elect to wail at factors you cannot control or store up cash to mop up equities and commodities at very low prices. When the tempest calms, millionaires and billionaires will be minted. Don't forget that this is once in a decade opportunity.

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