₦airaland Forum

CaptainStephen:
O mehn see flanking ! Cona from the east, influenza from the west


Time to ban Americans from visiting too


Oluwa wetin dey occur

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Flu is to Americans as malaria is to Nigerians.

Everything is being blown out of proportion. Every year millions of Americans are given free flu vaccines. Each year they make it seem like the worst is around the corner. I have declined the vaccine in the last ten years or so and nothing happened. I am beginning to tilt towards the dictates of conspiracy theories.

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The road ahead was clear to some people ahead of the election. Some are merely waking up to the reality. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. Buhari has zero blame in this saga. Blame the bunch of gullibles who despite the handwriting on the wall believed that they are set for life because 1). Our son is the VP 2). The VP is a christian. The rain is beating everyone now and they want to close the barn after the herd had left. Sorry folks. Life doesn't work like that. Prevention is better than cure. Osibanjo is in it to secure the bag for his immediate family but morons think he is there to protect their interests. Ain't reality a b#tch?!

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abhosts:
In 2018, When Donald Trump imposed steel tariffs against Canadian Steel, Many Canadians responded by boycotting made in USA products.

If Nigerians are not good enough to travel to the USA, should we continue to patronize American companies like Apple, Amazon, Hewlett-Packard, Ford, GM Motors, Godaddy, Namecheap, Tom Ford, DKNY, Boeing, Tommy Hilfiger, Nike, Calvin Klein, Ralph Lauren, Levi's, Gap, etc?

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You have no such power. Those companies will not notice your boycott as it will exert zero or minimal impact on their bottomline. Not that you would or could anyway...

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grandiose4ever:
Lmao see how mumu atheists were celebrating about Oyedepo's so called rejection at the embassy.

I knew if Oyedepo was rejected it would be resolved speedily. Oyedepo is spiritual son to Copeland, Copeland has direct access to Trump.

Ben Carson the minister(secretary) of housing in USA is a good friend to Oyedepo. In fact he visited him years ago at Canaanland.

US embassy some weeks ago paid a coutesy call to CU management, So I don't think they would treat him like any commoner.


Lastly fact is Oyedepo is wealthier than at least 85% of individual Americans. America is doing him no favor by granting him any visa.

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The main thing to understand is that Nigerians see a visa to US as the best thing that can happen to anyone. Anyone can be denied a visa to US. Oyedepo is human and a foreigner.
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That's a taste of what will happen at the gate of heaven. There will be no angels to call to intervene considering the huge amount he scammed from his gullible followers. Does Oyedepo talk directly to God like he claims? All evidence point to the contrary.

Wanna see Nigerians humbled? Go watch them at any Embassy of developed nations.
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The most idiotic thing is that instead of taking preemptive actions against the menace of herdsmen, some leaders are more comfortable issuing empty threats.
Boko Haram and herdsmen have no time for threats. Action speaks louder than words.
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abiolap89:
He his a citizen of that country nd he can't use western union cause he has no domincilary account nd besides he wanted to deliver goods to me so used d opportunity to stash the cash in there

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That's an illicit fund.

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Adeboye will continue to gradually expose himself as a charlatan. That's the power of old age. One day he will make an expose' or public confession that will break the jinx and the MMM spirit in his gullible followers will set them free. We are getting there.

Some argue that he is wealthy because he is righteous and blessed. One can make the same argument for Pablo Escobar, El Chappo and others with stupendous wealth. The end does not always justify the means. Prosperity preachers are scammers-- trading hope for cash. The beauty of it is that nobody lives forever.
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Don't forget that GEJ is some people's hero--a hero without an achievement even in his own backyard. Buhari is the one that built the road at Otuoke. Go figure!
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Russi:
Madam, you fought Jonathan with Sahara Reporters daily and called him useless.

What you should do now is to find a way to gather support to make proper representation on improvements to the security apparatus... STOP WAILING

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Buhari is a horrible tyrant.

But why do you numbskulls talk as if GEJ is the global standard for good governance?

I just can't wrap my head around this comparative analysis of two mediocres.

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Jeffmonti:
About To Lose A Good Girl. Please Help!

This might turn out to be a lengthy read, please bear with me. The bashing and insults will be unnecessary as i have already told myself hurtful things a thousand times over.

So i am 29 and have a girlfriend who’s 25 we are both graduates; she’s a nurse and i am a practicing engineer and we’ve been dating for 3+ years now and preparations are underway to tie the knot this year God willing. Something happened last year, she suggested i move to a bigger apartment so that we can start buying household items and everything necessary to start a home as we are looking to get married soon which we did; i got a bigger place, met her parents she met mine. In a nutshell everything seems to be going well, we even started a business together and set to take on the future together before the devil struck (i take blames for my actions as i am not overly religious)

Around June last year, i met a girl (very fine girl) in the new area i moved to, although i have been seeing the girl around but one day as i was driving in i saw her hiding somewhere close to my compound avoiding the rain with her friends so i took them in until the rain subsided we exchanged contacts and started texting on WhatsApp a few days later. And soon after we started having sex (protected sex), prior to that time i never cheated on my girlfriend.

The sex continued, up to 2 times a week sometimes 3 as it was relatively easy as she lived very close and my girlfriend only visits on the weekend and never sleeps out (she’s from a very good and wealthy family with proper moral upbringing). Most evenings when return from work conji just do me one kind i don cross street other times she calls until we became comfortable having unprotected sex

So late October 2019, the new girl (I’ll call her Lola) texted me that’s she’s not feeling too well and i asked her to visit the hospital to run a test to know what to treat. She came back with a pregnancy test result proving she’s already 3 weeks pregnant, i was sure it was mine but i didn’t panic as she had a bf and i have my gf we were just for the sex at least that’s what we told each other.

So i asked her to remove the pregnancy, but got the shocker when she said she’s never going to remove the pregnancy that she’s 27 and have no desire to marry me or stay with me but she’s going to have the child. Omo my heart flipped. I begged her for like 3 weeks until she got mad and stopped taking my calls, she even moved away from her apartment. So i texted her and arranged a meeting, we sat down and discussed at length but she was still bent on keeping it, i got furious and told her i am not ready to be part of the child’s life if she’s going through with it as i see no reason why she wants to have my child when she knows we are NEVER going to be together, that was when she said she had already told her family that i am not interested in the child and they support her to keep it and let the child bear their family name. I discussed the matter with two friends a boy and a girl and the asked me to let her have the child first.

One month passed fast forward to early December, Lola called 6 times i was so shocked. I couldn’t take her calls. She texted that she’s ready to terminate the pregnancy since i am wicked and unconcerned she rained all manner of derogatory words but i was only concern with her decision to let go. I called and we agreed to meet the following day, I skipped work that day and met with her and her elder sister and elder sister’s friend. The sister and her friend were so mean but i was unmoved; i don already fuckup and ready to take anything to let it all go away because the knowledge of things will destroy my girlfriend.

So Lola entered my vehicle and we drove out, on our way to the hospital for her to terminate the pregnancy plus treatment she’ll take afterwards and for the damages i have caused her. She’s going to need 150k from me, i was furious and told her i don’t have that kind of money talk less of handing it over to her for something like this (i sure don’t know what i cost but i know it’s not up to 50k). She said if i don’t give her what she want she’s going to have the baby and that i should be thankful that she’s coming up with this that if she had listen to her friends advices she would have moved to my house with all sort of troubles (she was right) but i didn’t give in just yet. I dropped her off and ask her to have the child that am not going to give her the money as i don’t have it (I get the money sha).

So two days passed, she called again and after many arguments we agreed at 100k, made her to sign a NDA not to bother me again and all, I transferred her the 100k that night, she confirmed receipt and promised to go with it the following morning and that was the last I have heard or seen or her since then, until 3 weeks ago when another of her sister called from Canada and was asking if i am Me, that she’s been seeking my contact for a while now that Lola friend had to steal the number Lola’s phone and pass it to her as Lola has been hiding my phone number from the rest of the family and she doesn’t know the arrangement i have had with her but i should know that she’s having the child, she just thought i should know that i have a child somewhere when the baby eventually drops.

Knowing fully well that i am a shitty person to have done something terrible to myself and my girlfriend and all our future plans because of cheap sex, but I’ll be a more terribly bad person to have knowledge of a child somewhere and not be in his/her life. I called Lola but she didn’t take i texted her about her sisters call she called back to know who called and was furious, she ended the call (I guess to call her sister back) and called back again in about 20mins and asked me not to ever call her line again. I replied her text she should tell her family not call me as well. I have dodged to her apartment building a coupe times but she’s not been around for weeks as i was made to believe.

So i bought a ring to engage my girl few weeks ago but had to hold first to see how things play out, i can’t go ahead and marry my girlfriend with this kind of secret untold; that will be wickedness from the pit of hell and i still don’t know how to break it to her, it will destroy her.

I jokingly painted a similar scenery to my girlfriend; her response was: she will not marry me because if she does she will kill me in my sleep. That everybody is expecting us to get married this year, she now have high respect from her family because of me and this kind of thing happens both of us will die. Omo fear catch me.

Fellow Nairalanders, this is my predicament please advice a stupid brother. Insults are welcome as I hope to pick a thing or two from your comments. MODs please push this up biko.

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Nothing to fear. Dead man feels no pain.

People who kill don't talk. Tell your gf.

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Hier:
I really find it funny that Nigerians are condemning Omoyele Sowore for been silent ever since his release when his bail conditions demands that he should be quiet.

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/12/24/world/africa/nigeria-omoyele-sowore-released.html

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Social Justice Warriors do not keep quiet in midst of oppression. Gag order is the forte of tyrants.

Next time, show some respect to Nnamdi Kanu. He had the same conditions, defied the odds and still live to tell the story.

Define heroism!

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Ladylite:
Well I use TB Joshua's picture in my office and also have the miracle water.....

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You replaced God with TB Joshua?

Some of you are deranged!

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His Dubai visa is probably ready. When the noise dies natural death, oga will go and enjoy his "alert"

This is no accidental discharge. That Okigwe seat is hot.
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That's why it is entertaining watching ordinary Nigerians debate, fight or gloat about APC or PDP. Politicians in Nigeria do not belong to any party. They are just opportunists.

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The best critics in Nigeria are usually the worst performers in politics. Uche is doing exactly everything he preached against for years.

That's why I dare say that Sowore would be Abacha, IBB and Buhari combined, if not worse, if ever elected as the President of Nigeria.

Political activism in Nigeria is a "notice me" approach to hustling. It is no different from the hustle of Alexreporters.

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Badgers14:
Ndidi is indeed solid in Midfield..as far as the comparison with Kante.. you know Kante won the Premier league so he has an edge in that conversation..

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Kante used to tackle like a ghost. I hope they haven't demystified him.

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Sowore did wonderful job for years exposing Nigerian politicians at levels ordinary Nigerians dare not touch. The fear of saharareporters was the beginning of wisdom.

Trust Nigerians. They goaded him into being a hero and he fell for the bait. Now Buhari has physical custody of him. They may not send him to jail but will frustrate his life with incessant and calculated court adjournment. Where are the ones calling him hero? They magically disappeared.

The greatest mistake Nnamdi Kanu will make is to be in the physical custody of FGN. Nigerian government officials are very scared of life outside the border. A good fighter should know to make life uncomfortable for them outside their comfort zone.
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Don't blame MURIC, Miyeti Allah and co.

Na the order Yoruba people placed many years ago that just arrived.

Did Pharaoh let the Israeli slaves depart peacefully? I don't expect the Fulani people to let their subordinates go like that.

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Some are even blaming the ex.
SMH.

When was the last time you checked your blood pressure? No annual check up? People wait until they get ill to be carried to a hospital. Are you aware that something as simple as severe dehydration can send you into acute renal failure? Perhaps you are waiting for your GFR in the range of 15-29 mL/min to start running helter-skelter while at the same time blaming imaginary enemies.

This could be you if you don't do annual medical and physical checkups. It is mandatory...if you don't want your ex or enemies to take unnecessary glory on your demise.

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kokanepyramid:
They flew via “Scud Running and VFR” very dangerous technique used during bad weather conditions. I think the helicopter collided with a terrain.

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Yes, everything points to the bad weather condition. Sunday morning visibility was so poor that both the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Office and Police Department grounded their choppers. I suspect that just like in the case of Aaliyah, the pilot was coerced with celebrity influence to make the flight in order to meet an important appointment.

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EgunMogaji2:
The crash wasn’t due to weather but may have contributed to the lack of emergency landing.

Eye witness reported a struggling aircraft, weird sputtering noise, low height.

The Sikorsky S-76B is a corporate aircraft and would have state of the art avionics to handle visibility.

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Interesting!

That's horrible.

All that history down the drain in a few minutes.
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I never liked helicopters as means of transportation. Then considering the poor visibility in Southern California due to heavy fog, I wonder at what point they decided to embark on the ill-fated flight.

R.I.P to all of them.

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Police escorts are mainly for scaring away urchins, clearing traffic and massaging overinflated egos.

Once in a while a gallant officer will live up to the expectations.
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The videos came out late last year.

It is not fake news.

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These awards una dey carry from office to office dey find buyers.

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KINGreignn:
We can't recommend the medications for her to take without doctors prescription. Is she current visiting a medical experts or she's at home?

Let's contact TEHN, ishilove, sisioge, r231, jaybee3, jarus, InvertedHammer, ifyalways, etc

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She needs to see an Oncologist.

No guess work necessary.

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Nigeria and ugly public buildings.

No thinking or innovation goes into the design process.
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No big deal.

That's Africa for you.

I bet you she donated to charity once in a while and the sycophants crawled out of the woodworks.

Black Africans are irredeemable. Why even try?

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Too many guardian angels on NL.

Not even a single mention of a "resounding slap".

I am impressed.

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Why do you want to get married?

Stay single and enjoy yourself.

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itsme01:
Imagine if Jonathan picked the phone that day and called DSS boss to send masked opreative to yaradua center and ordered them to cancel the coalation? ehat exactly do you think would happen if the whisked Jega away and confisticated the results. and start picking up APC loyalist on trumped up charges

what if Buhari was throwned into jail like Abiola if he decided to parade himself as president elect

Paint the mental picture of what would happen within the next month to follow.. attacks on Oil installation cripling Nigeria.. violence in the north killing corpers , christians and southerners

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Imagination. Imagination.
Dictators don't cancel election results because they rig it. The oppositions are the ones calling for cancellation. Don't forget that Mugabe used to win by 90% margin. When Jonathan couldn't use the power of incumbency to rig the election(deception by opportunists), that's when it dawned on him that it was over. He was confident that his rigging machine would save him but he got betrayed after wasting millions of dollars bribing everyone he thought that mattered.
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