₦airaland Forum

/
Hahaha.

Everyone must enjoy this CHANGE.

This is just a tip of the iceberg. Wait until after his re-election when he has no more need for campaign.

Nigerians love to thread the path of greatest resistance. I have confidence in Buhari's ability to tighten the noose.

Oh. Tinubu will not be spared either. Ask Dino how far. The pain and suffering started earlier than anticipated. I am enjoying it.

/

/
No big deal.

PDP is now at the receiving end of electoral shenanigans.

They were carried away by the allures of power to the point of bragging by Adamu Muazu that PDP will be in power for 100 years. What happened?

It is interesting watching how the tides turned. They are all playing from the same script except that APC has Federal might behind her.

I couldn't care less.
/

/
Unless you are delivering a keynote address/speech, using these words may piss someone off especially when pronounced poorly. Worse, someone may put you on the spot and ask you what it means.

/

/
Honestly, I don't give a f$#@k


/

Racoon:
Can Buhari ever be a stateman for once? Why is this man also bigoted, parochial & inconsiderate? So the president cant agree with his minister & persuade the FEC to oblige him such a request or even use executive fiat.

Meanwhile, Buhari didn't seek FEC approval before asking to World Bank to concentrate their projects in the north, siting the Transport University in Daura or when Amaechi incorporated a railway that passes via his home town as a surprise package in his list of ministerial projects last year? Hypocrites!

Meanwhile, it's clear & still being well impressed to the SE region that Buhari does not have the region @ heart.Well Amaechi don't make any promise on his behalf because even your region famed "Ogini Cleanup" like your "PH monorail" project among other many APC promises are all scam.

/
Buhari can insult Igbo people as much as he likes.

If Igbo people support him even with glaring cases of nepotism , who is to be blamed?

/

/
Chris Ngige's trouser is out of this world.

The taylor deserves a public reprimand.

/

Racoon:
Even Danbazzau being a member of the presidency cabal was also never comfortable with the most use-less, lawless and irresponsible IGP ever seen in Nigeria

/
Once you lose power in Nigeria, you become an outcast.

This is not about performance.

That's why governors strive to go to the Senate or HOR because it is a lonely world out there without the paraphernalia of government.

/

helinues:
Lol

EU, UN, US are now Nigerians that will vote?

Hillary was marketed all over the world than this , she still lost to Trump.

Anyways Ebele to him

/
Nigerian leaders take orders from the West.

That's why their trips to London or USA is always a big deal.

The sooner you realize that you are all modern day slaves, the less the pain. If you piss them off, they will knock your currency down to $1 == N1,000. And there is nothing you can do about it.



/

/
If anyone had told OBJ and TY Danjuma that they will ever be mere spectators in Nigerian politics, they would never have believed it. The only thing constant is change. No condition is permanent. Karma is serving them life dish hot and peppery.

/

/
LOL.

They expect people who may not live up to the next ten years to formulate policies that will impact the next century.

Africans only passing through the earth. They do not live in the world. By their shear numbers, homeless and illiterate almajiri will determine who leads the educated, sophisticated and enterprising people of other regions.

I can't wait for this election to be over so that everyone will begin to live the consequences of his/her actions. Four years is not four months. We will all be here when the wailing and gnashing of teeth starts. Herdsmen are already stockpiling their weapons. Forceful ranching will take effect. I am saving this post.



/

/
German passport €60.

UK passport £75

US passport $110.

Canadian passport $165

Nigeria passport $195.



/

MediahelmNGR:
News reaching us now at Mediahelm reports that there is a SERIOUS crisis is rocking Owode Yewa, Ogun State as residents vow to kill any customs officers.


Yesterday, there was a bloody clash between the smugglers in Owode Yewa and the customs officers which led the death of 7 innocent civilians.

It was learnt that 6 were killed yesterday as the seventh one died in hospital this afternoon


Source: https://www.mediahelm.com.ng/2019/01/commotion-as-owode-residents-vow-to.html

/
Medicine after death.

They killed seven and they let them escape.

Cowards!
/

Okoyeebo:
Why has Atiku been unable to pull one-fifth of Buhari's crowd in his campaigns?

/
Many people on their campaign grounds will not vote the candidates.

/

/
People go to campaign grounds for sightseeing not as a sign of solidarity.

Get a dj and some dancers in front of your house. Then see what happens.

/

/

Can he preempt the result?

/

/
There was a 1 million March in support of Abacha to transition from a military dictator to a civilian President.
It is not surprising that there are always millions of Nigerians who are willing tools in perpetuation of evil. If Buhari dies today, they will deny him exactly the way all supporters denied Abacha after his demise.

How did Mugabe of Zimbabwe or Biya of Cameroun remain in power for centuries? We must understand that there exists many people who are guided by nothing in life and will fall for anything.

/

Omeokachie:
Many already hold that unenviable title.

N30k stipend has turned many otherwise educated (barely though) guys to fools.

/
Less than 1% of Nigerians are educated.

Getting a piece of paper (by all means necessary) is not education. Many Nigerians are literate but not educated. People confuse the two words.

/

ChelseaDotCom:
Hello guys, just thinking while I was in a bank standing on the queue to deposit; assuming I'm about to hand the money over to the cashier or cashier has collected the money but yet to register it on the computer...and a group of robbers just come in, shoot sporadically and rob people of their monies. Am I going to be paid back or am I part covered by the insurance?
Bankers and Lawyers in the house, I need you here.

/
You eat the loss. There is no record to prove any deposit from you. Banks' operations are based on numbers: recorded credits and debits.

If you pursue it vigorously, be ready to exonerate yourself from the robbery. The Nigerian Police may like to find ways to rope you in as a suspect.
/

/
Desperation to be on Forbes' list.

No one can mine their way into the list.

SW people need to stop this nonsense.

/

/
There you have it. The difference between problem solving by blacks and whites. Presented with such challenges, oyibo DIYers would have come with a way to make the job less tasking. Many designs would have popped up in their backyards and garages. But my people love to do things the hard way.

/

dainformant:
A clash broke out between a Nigerian husband and his wife recently following series of problems in their marriage. 

It was gathered that the latest fight happened after the man told his wife that he's done with the relationship and she should pack her things and leave his house. 

The young wife called her mother who arrived and joined her daughter to insult her husband. The mother-in-law told the man she would deal with him. 

While the drama was going on, the man claimed the wife was packing his properties including a TV set which he later broke on the floor.

After breaking the Plasma TV , the angry wife rushed and held him in front of those present as she told him to kill her or else she kills him. The young couple were later prevented from fighting themselves.

Some internet users have labelled the man a weak person for allowing his wife's actions while others have argued that it takes a mature mind to do what the man did. 

Watch the video below.

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2019/01/young-wife-fights-her-husband-after-being-told-to-pack-out-photos.html

/
Do you have their pre-wedding photos?


/

coolluk:
Hi Guys

I have a job and i earn 100k per month and i am thinking of getting a car(been on the job for a bit), but i am planning maybe year ending, i want some advise from my good people in the house if it would be advisable.

P.S - i dont have much responsiblity at the moment i am 25 and i am also bettering myself with some certifications.

Thanks as you advise and not insult me, lol

Please can this topic get to front page? thanks

/
Buy a car. Experience is the best teacher. It is either you make it or you don't. Buying and maintaining a car is an experience that is better lived than imagined. The good thing is that like a bad marriage, if it does not work out in your favour, you will become an amateur philosopher.

By the way, don't forget to add police "Roger" in the cost of running the car. It is very important too.

/

/
Apple this, Samsung that, LG there...they are all made in China.

Who would have thought that Blackberry will go to extinction with the way end-users like Nigerians pursue latest technology? Too many models/upgrades is beginning to kill Apple products. Who would have thought that Apple will ever discount their phones?

How can you people spend so much time debating such a useless thing as phone?

/

/
BMW's worst flagship.

The 7-series are unreliable and come with many glitches. There are reasons while a vehicle will depreciate from $90k to $5k in less than 10 years.

750Lis have started showing up in Junk yards and Pick-a-parts. Go figure. This sucker will sit in a garage all day trying to figure out how to bankrupt the owner. Spend the money on a Lexus and have a peace of mind.

/

slawomir:
Isoright

Broke asss niggarrr or rather low budget asss Moda fuckkkkng nigarzzz always complain about iPhone, Nokia and Samsung

/
Your wealth is someone else's chicken change.

Calm down Mr. Billionaire.

Meanwhile, Apple products are being sold at 20% discount in Asia (specifically China) because the new products don't live up to the hype.

/

/
Kanu Nwankwor, Daniel Amokachi and Victor Ikpeba will be looking at him and shaking their heads. The same mistakes they made until their careers were over.

/

/
Don't blame the ladies

Blame the sissy with no real man as a father figure in his life who felt that it would be a good idea to have a lady as a "bestman".

All these "girlie men" prancing around as men just because they have two balls. This is the only scenario I will support total sex change for a man that allows this nonsense at his (or do I day her) wedding.
/

/
There are many homosexuals out there living their lives without disturbing anyone. If they want to shove their sexuality down the throat of the general population, they should expect a push back. Heterosexuals don't walk around wearing their orientation as a badge of honour because nobody cares. Homosexuals should just respect themselves.
Go into your room. Bang a tree if you want. But keep it to yourself without disturbing others with your perversion.
/

/
Every country has her laws.

No sane person would go to Saudi Arabia to protest alcohol prohibition. They will decapitate him/her. Take drugs to Indonesia and be killed. Homosexuality is a crime in Nigeria. Defaulters should be severely punished accordingly. If cannot import technological advancement of the West, don't be quick to import their homosexuality.
Laws do not prevent anyone from being a homosexual, armed robber, kidnapper or a general criminal. Laws simply state what will happen to defaulters when caught.

/

InaNla:
I advise some evil touts in NIgeria to allow Buhari to go attend to his health.

/
Think about what they did to comatose Yar'Adua just to retain power. Even your so-called men of gods were bribed and they swore that they met healthy Yar'Adua. The National Assembly also went mute until Dora Akunyili has had enough of the shenanigans. Trillions of naira is at stake. So don't expect them to give up without a fight.

Imagine the length they can go with Buhari who can walk and mumble.

/

Daeylar:
I thought the entire purpose of MGTOW was to stay away from women completely?
They avoid women, they avoid dating women, they avoid sex with women.

So i would think Men who consider themselves MGTOW would not even feature in this conversation since they have no business with women in the first place. After all they aren't interested in sex with any woman, transactional or otherwise.

/
That's why I said "try getting money from MGTOW"

... because they are not interested in whatever you are selling.

/

searchlight:
whatever nnamani Is well love by his people and the people of Enugu state. all the political actors in Enugu as we speak were product of nnamani ( ebe ano). he raised so many people during his regime from zero to national figure. as far as you are ready he looks not on your family background or political structure before anointing you and that's why he's loved. other will appoint established, experienced and rich fellows in offices but nnamani appointed young, vibrant and intellect in offices no matter your who you are. he made ekweremadu, chime, ugwuanyi, ayogu Eze, frank nweke, ken nnamani and to save space. he once said that " one needs not to be educated to have a contribution in a Democratic settings" he appointed even illiterate and alleviated poverty in many homes back then, he has his flows like every Nigerian politician but he's the most loved governor of Enugu and my political role model

/
50:50

He raised many people and killed many people.

/