₦airaland Forum

Dboy55:
Cremation is a traditional process of converting the dead body into ashes across the globe. The modern process of cremation has been invented to execute the process into the more depending way. With the use of cremation machines, the dead body is placed into it using mechanical aligners or hydraulic lifters.

Once the door is closed, the flame has been introduced to burn the body. After a certain interval of time, the door is opened to recognize the burning operation so that ashes can be returned to the family members.

Ashes can be planted as trees also .

ADVANTAGES OF CREMATION OVER BEEN BURIED

1:its more cheaper than being buried
2:Due to the high population explosion we are experiencing there will come a time when there will be shortage of land to accommodate the growing population,so cremation helps conserve land that will be used in burying the dead .
3:it makes you forget about the dead eaisly .,

So what do you think nairalandlandes,should cremated be encourage in our dear country Nigeria.

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Double trouble for sinners?

Burn after death and burn after judgment.

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MrsNwaAmaikpe:


Just look at the three of them....simple and modest in their dressing. No extravagance or show-off even with their wealth....


This goes to proof that he who labours for his money will definitely not spend lavishly but frugally.

Look at those who loot our treasury and compare their lifestyle with these men.


i personally have a crush on Dangote....fate may make our path cross someday and i will have his baby

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Only millionaires show off or dress to impress.

The closer you get to a billion, the more you realize that you ain't got nothing to prove to anyone.

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What could be going on in her brother's mind right now?

He was hoping to inherit her wealth as the only boy in the family.

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The people I weep for are the ones who arbitrarily assign a role model to anyone who becomes wealthy. People believe in "do as I say and not as I do". Some of the old layers who used Linda nwa Ikeji as excuses have been left to rot. Who is deceiving who? The delight on her face is priceless.

Of course, Linda is not engaged. The moment she found out that she is pregnant, they cooked up that story preparatory to this bigger news to avoid the inherent scandal of a gossip queen considering that she preached celibacy to her gullible followers. If you are waiting for Linda Ikeji's wedding, you may have to wait forever. It ain't going to happen. The next news will be how she broke off the engagement using feminism as an excuse. Then her gullible followers will swallow the nonsense too.
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The sad reality is that even if they return them, Nigeria will not know what to do with them. As expensive and precious as oil is, Nigeria cannot fathom out what to do with oil. UK might as well keep the artifacts. Nigeria needs physical cash only.

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Revolva:
Beyond having the money to fly first class, there are so many perks associated with flying first class. While you're trying to get to sleep alongside a couple of strangers on many international flights, those at the front are lying on a bed in a private cabin. I highlights reasons to consider flying first class.

Less stress

If long lines for security checks and crowds of passengers waiting to board the flight annoy you, a first-class flight will be an enjoyable escape from the stress and inconvenience of air travel. The check-in is faster with priority screening at many airports and priority boarding at the gate.

You do not arrive at your destination exhausted

On a two hour flight this doesn’t make much of a difference, but if you travel halfway around the world you know exactly how it feels to arrive at your destination absolutely exhausted. Instead of being cramped into a small seat with very little leg room, you will have enough space to relax if you fly first class.

Free food and drinks

Many do not necessarily fly because of food. Regardless, it won't be a bad idea if you are served some nice, tasty meal while flying. So, it’s a pleasurable change to sit in first class and be free to order whatever you want.

Opportunity to work

It depends on your reasons for traveling but having the opportunity to work comfortably can be very valuable for certain travelers. With plenty of space, power outlets, and often free wifi, getting some work done or even planning a meeting while on a flight all of a sudden becomes very easy.

Networking opportunities

For business travelers, a flight can turn into a great opportunity to develop their business network. As a first class or business class passenger, you will often find yourself surrounded by successful business people and can end up having some very interesting conversations.





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Mynd44
Ishilove
Marpol
Semid4lyfe
Obinoscopy
Seun

Flying first class is awesome with the exception of that feeling when the plane lands that you just got robbed.

The same feeling you get at 12noon the next day after lodging in an expensive hotel.

No matter how nice they make it, I will never be comfortable at 30,000 feet above ground level travelling at 500 miles/hr.

Can you imagine if they have these options:
Lagos - Abuja.
First class: N60k
Economy: N32k
Attachment: N18k
Standing: N5k

Yep. I already know what some of you cheap bast.ards are thinking.
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Braveryy:
Definately not a delicious soup.

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How about Wimppy for a name instead of Braverry?


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N90 million wasted on medical tourism that resulted in death. This is just only the medical bill.

Nigeria is a useless and shameless country.

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ROYH:
I simply stop the chat and ignore even when they later send 'HI'

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Now you are talking like a man.

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ROYH:
They will tell you to check their profile and reply the second with FINE or GOOD as well...
What are we now saying?

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The middle finger was put in place for a reason.

Use it.

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AutoJoshNG:

You are a real enemy of progress.

You want to take away Airforce1's only means of livelihood.

Kindly leave reports on E-Money to Airforce1.

Quiet unfair!

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Oreofepeters:
When there's no adequate flow of communication in relationship.

It becomes boring, frustrating and tiring.
peharps this is common among the ladies (introvert type), to type long sentence na whahala (lol, gud, fyn, yes, lmao, ok, hmmn).
And this attribute can be so dangerous ehn cos you won't know her next plan.






How have some guys dealt with theirs?.

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Ask open-ended question. Eg. Tell me about yourself.
Don't ask: How are you? How is your day?

You are chatting and at the same time interviewing her.

Remember...you are more important than her. Do not empower a stranger over you. Some people deserve to be left alone.

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yabas:
Honestly I dont even know where to start. I am tired of supporting girls financially. Since I started dating women, I cant say I have been lucky. Its always buy me this and buy me that. Phone, laptop, recharge cards, dash me, transport etc, I have done it all. Though when I recently started complaining, my close friend told me that he has also been doing same but didnt want to let guys know so that people will not laugh at him.

After all the expenditure, u still break up with them when you get tired of the demands. Does it mean that MAJORITY of Nigerian girls use guys for money? Or is it just me.

I seriously need a gf that will not ask me for anything. Some of my friends will tell you how they have dated one or two wonderful girls that dont demand for anything but not me, I cant point to any girl that I have dated, that I didnt spend money on.

Guys I honestly want to know if this is a general problem or is it just me. ALWAYS meeting poor women, even now that I am looking for a wife, still meeting heavy demanders that I cant settle with. GOD HELP ME OUT. AMEN.

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You are your problem.

Anyone can beg but nobody forces you to give.

The most powerful word is "NO" and that's why an average person is very scared of using it.

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Unbelievably low!

I would think it is about 80%.

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grossintel:
The highest countries with highest number of Fraudsters are America, China and Germany. Why aren't their reputation ruined to the rest of the world?

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Because the citizens of those countries are not camping outside Nigerian Embassy looking for visas to flee their countries.

If it pains you, hold your politicians accountable. If Nigeria is great and any country tags you fraudsters, you can give them the middle finger. Wetin concern agbero and overload.

But as long as your citizens act the way they do and still want to move to other countries while your country keeps begging for financial support from the countries you listed, the profiling continues. Deal with it. Ever heard that who pays the piper determines the tunes? Life is not fair.

NB: Russia should be on your list.

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mimicue:
At the end of the day , it’s his money and his life, he can choose to live it whichever way he likes.. if he’s village people needs help they should meet thier political thieves , after all na them Dey chop the money

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He can flush it down the toilet for all I care. But coming in public with pathos because of beef with the other dude is silly. As it is in public, we the public go judge his matter. If you and him no like am...not my problem!

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If confirmed, line them up and pull the trigger.

We need more room for productive beings.

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LOL.

Emotional appeal?

Your papa, sister and mama suffered like that and the little money you get na im you are behaving like a kid in a toy store. Add up the cost of the stvpid labels you are wasting money on and give to your parents. Don't tell me that you give them enough because Dangote and Warren Buffet still dey pursue money. Your parents out of abundance can invest and help ya village people. Instead you carry all the money give back to Gucci owner upon say you wan belong. This dude is a slowpoke. He is a classic case of when naija guy fall mugu for oyibo.

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I like how people that reside in Lagos believe that life in Lagos is normal.

By all indices, if you reside in Lagos, you are not living. You are merely passing through life. At what point does chaotic life become normal? Just like anything Nigeria, everything is turned upside down logically. It would have been nice if Lagosians can brag about uninterrupted electricity. Instead all I hear is the old "if you can survive in Lagos blablabla" thereby elevating "suffering and shmiling" to a norm. Everywhere in Nigeria is sh1thole.

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Amarabae:
I thought IPOB want us to believe that Asari Dokubo and anniko Briggs are supporting Biafra.
Now look at them warming up for 2019 elections which Ipob have declared a boycott for.
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The most gullible people in the world are emotionally weak people,
Tell them what they want to hear and you catch them.

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Nobody is supporting anything.

Everyone is on the look out for where their bread will be buttered most.

The ones that cannot figure it out die for nothing.

They are all profiteers.

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Who cares about the Grammy?

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Mynd44:
Doesn't have to be shallow. If the rain is too much and the soil reached it maxinum abikity to take water, it will become lose and start washing away

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The picture shows graves that are sinking because graves are not compacted.

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PassingShot:
Yet, they say we are not fighting corruption.

Some say the fight is one-sided, not that those being prosecuted are not corrupt o.

I ask: if it's correct that PDP ruled for 16 years, does it not make sense that 99% of the looters are their members?

Yeye wailing haters supporting their oppressors.

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Fighting corruption: investigate, arrest, prosecute and incarcerate.

Shake down: arrest, investigate, extort and release.

PMB's government is about shake down with fanfare. Seeing
how PMB is fighting corruption, looting go dey hungry you because final final nothing go happen. You retire peacefully with your loot.
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Kimikazi2:
Some people ugly oo

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Really?

Send them to Nigeria. Call them expatriates and they will find beautiful wives.

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GLeesMODEL:
Abuja Media Practitioner Alexreports Recognised By Presidential Media Assistants

Popular Abuja based media practitioner Alex Nwankwo was one selected media brands accredited to cover the grand commissioning of the New EFCC headquarters by President Mohammadu Buhari earlier today. 

‎The award winning social media entrepreneur who has been consistent in new reportage in FCT and beyond was recognised and commended by Garba Shehu, Senior Special Assistant to the President on media and Mr Femi Adesina, the Special adviser to the President on Media & Publicity. The glamorous event had the presence of the high and mighty in the corridors of power in Nigeria and diaspora including former president of South Africa Mr Thabo Mbeki and Speaker of the House, Yakubu Dogora.

Alex Nwankwo who has worked with several organisations, brands and personalities, doubles as the publisher of AlexReports and AbujaPress. The young media giant whose height is yet to be determined is also one of the media PRs of Big Church Group of Companies.
http://www.abujapress.com/2018/05/abuja-popular-media-practitioner.html?m=1

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Where is your signature cap?


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She is the sugar mummy.

The body language says it all.

Yes. They have had sex before.

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NwaAmaikpe:




Mumu,
So he didn't see a fresh young girl to marry?

No wonder he has been in bad form.
He has been mixing his youthful blood with congealed condemned engine oil.

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Don't stress yourself.

He is going to learn the hard way.

Trouble is easy to get into but difficult to get out.

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NIGERIA: The land of Associations.

Jakumo:
I know this fact because many moons ago I conveyed my personal protection hardware from LAX to Lagos, inside my checked luggage, and I know how difficult it proved, for me to invoke the spirits of my ancestors that helped me remove those offending suitcase labels BEFORE arrival in Lagos, where I then sailed through with no questions asked, to my profound relief.

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Checked in luggages?

Why?

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I am surprised that she did not shoot to kill.

I would have sent him to yonder.

That was a quick draw. She has LEA written all over her moves.

I prefer Gluck 19 to all these 1911s out there.

#ProudlyGunNut

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