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Sports › Re: Team Nigeria Leads With 21 Medals At Africa Wrestling Championships by InvertedHammer: 7:14pm On Feb 09, 2018
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It should be easy win for the Nigerian team.

It depends on the coach.

Just tell the participants to think of the fuel scarcity, price of rice and Fulani herdsmen...

...then pretend that the opponent is Buhari.

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Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Singer, Lasbery, And Others Stuck For Hours In An Elevator In Lekki by InvertedHammer: 10:33pm On Feb 08, 2018
alade112:
I must confess, that's a lame excuse and poor reasoning from you. So because these guys got stuck in one building automatically means we aren't developed yet to be using elevator. Damn... The way some people dey reason sef for dz country get as E be..
Some of you love to argue from your rear end. With unstable power supply, why would anyone add to the company's overhead by installing elevators? Some do it but it is an aberration. Nigeria is grossly underdeveloped. Imagine a situation where many 4 and 5- storey buildings have elevators in Nigeria. That is one train wreck waiting to happen. No sane being would get into any of them. Generators are not the solution to power problems. Nigeria is a basket case.

In advanced countries, there are some probabilities of getting stuck in elevators. But in Nigeria, it is a guarantee. Therein lies the difference.

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Car Talk › Re: Customer Destroys His N61m Mercedes-Benz S63 AMG With A Golf Club by InvertedHammer: 9:56pm On Feb 08, 2018
Lakside1955:
Honestly, there are people like this that won't care about the expenses or repercaution, they only make sure that they satisfied their mind first angry
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It is called principle. An attribute no Nigerian possesses.

Everything in Nigeria boils down to money. Yes! Money they don't have.

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Car Talk › Re: Cosmas Maduka Of Coscharis Motors: Failed In 3 Businesses, He Still Persists by InvertedHammer: 12:06pm On Feb 08, 2018
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Now this is inspirational...

From grass to grace.

Not the Paddy Adenuga's story.

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Politics › Re: Boko Haram: “I Am Tired Of This Calamity,” Shekau Says In New Video by InvertedHammer: 9:11am On Feb 08, 2018
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They have been paid to stay calm to see how 2019 plays out. This is just a charade.
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Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by InvertedHammer: 1:50am On Feb 08, 2018
kopell:
Hunnn, I understand your concern. With many of these guys, it’s had to get things right 100% as you wished, if you get 85% right with many of them, you’re very lucky. Otherwise it’s will cost you more, if you push to had on them. Talking from Experience, that Conpany is still very fear from other big names. Thanks to Hajji my deal with them last year, save me over 340k compare with other big names in the market. Best of luck.
Anytime you go shopping with the guy that will do the work, just know that you are being cheated. It is an unwritten rule. It only takes a "coded" look at the seller to understand that you are game. The guy will go back the same day or next to collect his share. Don't bother going to the seller they recommend. And if you are talking about plumbing or electrical materials, he is definitely bringing some back to the seller at high discount prices. Win-win for them.

You just cannot win.

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Travel › Re: African Migrants In Israel Opt For Jail Over Deportation by InvertedHammer: 8:30pm On Feb 07, 2018
tobtap:
am a christian..but the present isreal govt. is filled with racists and right-wing politicians
Because your leaders worship foreigners and through your country and her citizens to the dogs does not warrant the disparaging remarks on leaders who place the interests of their nations above all.

Migrants in developed nations are treated like second class citizens unlike Nigeria where they are worshipped as demigods.

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Politics › Re: Enugu, The Pride Of The East. by InvertedHammer: 4:11am On Feb 07, 2018
OreMI22:
There is a flight from Lome to Newark. (For small west African countries or cities as Monrovia, Freetown, Dakar, Banjul, Gambia etc connected to Lome by ASKY airlines). BTW, some Lagos bound passengers prefer this route because they land in Lome and flown to Lagos via ASKY airline partners.

There is a flight from Addis Ababa - Washigton DC (For Enugu and other Nigerian passengers on ET)
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The biggest setback for US-ENU flight is the total time of travel. The layover duration at Addis-Ababa airport is too much. I wonder who will waste 12hrs layover in Ethiopia. The same goes for Virgin Atlantic. They have almost 24hrs layover in London in LOS-LAX itinerary. Ethiopian airline is competing with Turkish airline on which will waste passengers' time on unnecessary layover hours. But Air France, KLM, Delta will get you to your destination with minimal layover hours. That means a lot. It seems that people on the East coast have better luck with Ethiopian airline.
Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by InvertedHammer: 2:44am On Feb 07, 2018
Daboomb:
There you go! undecided undecided See attached.
and there are others within 100m of the same place, along that line.


But please understand that your Roofer (even the one you take along) can connive with them to short-change you.
What 'can' happen is that the Roofer will tell you that you need to buy certain quantity of Sheets, based on the measuremnts.
It is based on this that a "cutting sheet" will be issued to you, upon which you will pay directly to the Aluminium company's bank account.

Now, what is this "cutting sheet" sef?
The cutting of the aluminium roofing sheets into various sizes like cladding, flashing, e.t.c is done automatically by means of a programmed instruction written in a paper called the "cutting sheet".

A customer is given this cutting-sheet, asked to go and make paymnet based on what is written there (your request) and this is given to the programmer who inserts it into the machine and the machine simply produce what you paid for,

It is what you pay for and give to the programmer, that is fed into the machine and produced
Nice and straight-forward, right?

Well, this is where the Nigerian factor comes-in.
Now, your Roofer, because he has not been allowed to go and buy the materials on his own, goes behind to meet the Company Supervisor and they cut a deal.

Your Roofer, in connivance with the compony Supervisor, writes another "cutting-sheet" with the exact amount of materials your house will need and produce that for you.
What you did not know is that your Roofer had inflated your Roofing-sheet requirements by as much as 30%- 40%.
You pay for 100% + 40% extra.
They issue you a cutting-sheet of 140% of requirements.
You pay for it and give the !40% cutting-sheet to the programmer.
The 100% cutting-sheet that was prepared behind you (a connivance between your Roofer and the Supervisor of the Aluminium Company) is now substituted for the one you paid for.

At the end of the day, they tell you "Computer cannot lie", what you paid for is what was programmed into the computer.
But if you are like me that scrutinise things properly, y[b]ou would have used your phone to snap the original (140%) cutting-sheet you paid for...and then cross-check every item that was produced, with what is on your phone![/b]

That is how alarm-blow and l created real wahala that closed down the company for that day, until every penny was refunded to me.
My Roofer bolted on seeing that alarm-don-blow! grin grin
I fished him out the following day and locked him up for five days while my Roof was finished. undecided undecided

Why am l telling you all these?
We should learn from other people's experience.
Going there to buy it yourself does not mean you cant be cheated or they wont attempt to swindle you.

Happy tripping.
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You work hard to make money.

You work had to initiate a project.

Now you work extra hard to monitor "vultures"

Yet they all cry "corruption is bad"

Will it help to go buy building materials with Amadioha or Sango?
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Politics › Re: "Igbo Man Defeated Boko Haram For Us" - Shettima by InvertedHammer: 12:30am On Feb 07, 2018
They probably paid the boys to stand down until after the election. If Buhari wins, they come back to continue the attempt to colonize other regions. And if Buhari loses, they will blow Nigeria back to the stone age. It is a lose-lose situation.

Until Shekau (the proverbial cat with nine lives) is in custody or publicly executed by his sponsors, Boko Haram remains intact. This is the first condition that must be met before bringing up defeat.

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Politics › Re: Residents Flee Their Vilages Over Herdsmen Attack As Buhari Visits Nasarawa.PICS by InvertedHammer: 12:08am On Feb 07, 2018
Karma at work!

Igbo people fleeing the pogrom in the North were massacred by the people considered the Middle Belt. And here we are. They are being massacred by their masters and made refugees in their domain.

Oh well. This life sef. Let them enjoy themselves.

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Politics › Re: I Stopped Kingibe, Abba Kyari, Rufai Abubakar From Stealing $44m- Acting D-G NIA by InvertedHammer: 12:00am On Feb 07, 2018
Buhari was removed by IBB. He didn't have the time to steal/loot like his counterparts IBB, Abacha and OBJ. He was dejected and depressed. Now that he finally cried his way back to the Aso Rock, he has to retire richer and wealthier than the others. Gullible Nigerians thought it was all about them all these while. Dude is making up for previous mistakes and missed opportunities.

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Career › Re: I Want To Quit My Job And Live On My Savings by InvertedHammer: 4:53pm On Feb 06, 2018
LordAdam16:
And what makes you think so?

Not everyone invested their life savings in crypto.

Crypto is unchartered territory. I don't act like I know it all, and you shouldn't.

-Lord
Address the issue with the respect with the dude that wants to retire.

Stop personalizing stuff. The tally is coming in. Bitcoin wiped out $500 billion in the last 3 sessions.

It doesn't have to be life savings. Why waste money on obviously flawed scheme?

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Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by InvertedHammer: 1:52pm On Feb 06, 2018
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How many soakaway collapse do we record in Nigeria in a year? Some built with columns while others did not. But they are all standing. I believe soil type has a lot to do with it. Building a soakaway in swampy Lekki or PHC may not be the same as building in rocky town of Suleja. But for a house, there are standard practices that must be adhered to. In all, when in doubt, go for the industry's best practices.
Career › Re: I Want To Quit My Job And Live On My Savings by InvertedHammer:
LordAdam16:
MMM is/was not decentralized.

Do you even have an idea of what you're talking about?

Stop riding the bandwagon. The stock market crashes every two decades, with a depression once every half a century. No one is calling the stock market a fad. If you want to compare cryptocurrency to anything, compare it to the dot com bubble of '99. There was a crash in 99'. Fast forward 20 years later, and AMZ, Microsoft, Apple, Intel, Cisco, et al that took a beating then have eclipsed their pre-99' high.

Apple is on track to become the first trillion dollar company.

Bitcoin has gone from $1000 to $90 before. It could go below $1000 and rise again. Or it could just fizzle out.

But Blockchain would remain. It's not a fad. No one can say 100% what would happen with cryptocurrencies, because we haven't ever had cryptocurrencies. There'd be micro- and macro-corrections from time to time. These are expected.

Ride the wave. You can profit from the free fall, same way you can profit from a rise.

But if you're saying blockchain and cryptocurrency are ponzi schemes, then you have no clue of what you're talking about. Because whatever reasons you're gonna come up with are the same reasons why anyone could call stocks and FX trading ponzi schemes.

Before you try to rain on a parade, try to understand what it is about. Else you'd sound like a dumb f*ck. I know for a fact that you don't know the technical details of Blockchain. Yet, here you are ranting on like you're Satoshi.

-Lord
Dumb f*ck? Thanks for the compliments.

The market can stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent. How much are you down?

Knock yourself out.

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Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Bishop Oyedepo’s $40m Private Jet Parked At His Hangar by InvertedHammer: 1:22pm On Feb 06, 2018
Andrewgame42:
Y'all make fun of pastors and churches straight to their face and even mock testimonies.... But cannot go to a native doctors shrine and make fun of the gods
I still wonder why,??

So am conducting a social experiment, am in ph now buh will be going to ile ife in two weeks , I need a volunteer the closer you re to the west the better, I'll pay ur transport and feeding and I'll give u 50k(which is probably more than what u earn in a month) all u have to do is mock IFA in a shrine , then you can go back home with ur money , you don't even have to stay in ile ife for more than 1 hour!!
Thanks
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When ifa priest starts scamming people, he will also be mocked. No Nigerian is abusing Adeboye and Oyedepo as individuals. They are being abused for scam, false doctrines and hypocrisy.
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Christianity Etc › Re: Pastor Oritsejafor's Private Jet Has Broken Down (Photos) by InvertedHammer: 6:20am On Feb 06, 2018
How would someone take a look at the man in the picture and give him some money?

Dude looks like an old school p.i.m.p.

Can rapture just happen already?

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Career › Re: I Want To Quit My Job And Live On My Savings by InvertedHammer:
einsteine:
There is no use arguing with you. If you truly think Bitcoin is going to crash, why not go on an exchange now and short BTC? Unlike MMM, there is a way to make some money if you truly think Bitcoin would crash. In 2013, Bitcoin crashed from $1000 to $90. What happened after? The fact that coming next month, a lot of Chicago CTAs (Commodity trading advisors) are going to start trading BTC should tell you that BTC would bounce back. Bitcoin would still hit $40000 here.

P.S. There really is nothing the Central banks can do about bitcoin. It is decentralized for a reason.
As decentralized as MMM right? I heard this argument many times with the MMM suckers.

This is how it works: Initial buyers get in. Market rises. Investors take notice and dive in. Towards the top, the noise becomes louder. Analysts come with bogus calls and predictions. Smart money take their money off the table. Retailers come and buy into the hype. With COT data available, they know how retailers are positioned. They short the hell out of the market. It goes down. More retailers buy into the hype. It goes up and then melts down. Check the historic charts of indices, gold, oil, crypto. It is the same pattern. Will it ever go up? May be, but the market can stay irrational longer than investors/retailers can stay solvent. Haven't you heard that before?

Yes. Central banks have rained on cryptos' parade. Singapore talked, it tanked. China talked, the same thing happened. The same goes for India. Even our dear CBN is issuing warnings. DO NOT EVER GO AGAINST CENTRAL BANKS!. They have more in their financial arsenal than any group of investors. They can start with verbal intervention. There is emotion in the market. The more it goes down, panic sets in and people bail. Or worse, depending on the market, there will be forced liquidations and margin calls for margin traders. Yep. That is money gone! For US residents, they cannot write off their losses. BUt they will be taxed in their profits. Sucks right? You cannot be talking about anything finance in the global arena and not involve central banks. Some companies offered ICOs (initial coin offerings). Yep! So much for anonymity. But you are at liberty to believe whatever you want.

Why do I even bother? It is your money, suit yourself. In the last 24hrs, bitcoin has shelved $2,358 and is sitting at $5925. Some suckers bought at $19000. You are talking about a fad not backed by anything. I don't want to discuss other "pump and dump" scams going on in the other little known "mom and pop" cryptos (just like penny stocks with small capitalization). LOL.

If the TL support around 5900+ area breaks, it is over! This is the last battle line.

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Celebrities › Re: Femi Ogedengbe: "I Work As Security Guard In US, Nigeria Is Shithole Country" by InvertedHammer: 10:00pm On Feb 05, 2018
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So it is a crime to earn an honest living?

These are the Nigerians that want CHANGE.

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Career › Re: I Want To Quit My Job And Live On My Savings by InvertedHammer: 3:37pm On Feb 05, 2018
einsteine:
Crypto =/=Bitcoin.

It is Bitcoin that went down from 19k to 7.5k. There are a number of cryptos that have 5x even in that same period. As for Bitcoin, with a lot of institutional investors coming into the space, it will GO UP. If you look at the price charts since 2012 for Bitcoin, january- march is usually bearish for bitcoin.
Bitcoin is the leader and that's what comes to mind when you mention crypto. A rising tide takes everything up with it and vice versa. All the mom and pop crypto out there are on pump and dump mechanism. How do I explain it? When MMM was dying, there were many MMMish gimmicks that were started but they are withered away with MMM. The same format is playing out.

Major governments of the world are going against cryptos. From Singapore, China, India to US. The main rule in financial investment is " Don't fight the Central banks"
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Christianity Etc › Re: Daddy Freeze Reacts To Lord's Chosen Church Testimony by InvertedHammer: 9:21am On Feb 05, 2018
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What happens if you put the sticker on Buhari?
Career › Re: I Want To Quit My Job And Live On My Savings by InvertedHammer: 9:03am On Feb 05, 2018
millionboi2:
thy don't go to work.

What thy do is exactly what d OP wants to do now
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Brain work is still work. They work. They are billionaires and there are other billionaires and shareholders invested in their ventures that they answer to when necessary. Zuckerberg is worth billions by valuation doesn't mean that he has the billions in a vault somewhere.

Comparing an ocean with a pond?

The OP cannot afford it.

I hope he is not married.

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Career › Re: I Want To Quit My Job And Live On My Savings by InvertedHammer: 7:35am On Feb 05, 2018
sabanageorge:
Please no bad words.

I have a sizable number of investments. Every month I make about 400k from my investments. I also invested in crypto. The market has been crazy these past weeks, but even with the recession I have about $100k. But I have not cashed out. I don't want to. I want to keep it till year's end, when it may be bigger or maybe zero. who knows.
Then I have my job, which isn't bad, which has earned me all of this. But I'm getting tired of it already and I want to quit. Hoping to live on the 400k I make every month from my investments and a possible larger payout from crypto by the end of the year. What do you think?

Just a few words of advice.
That's a big gamble as crypto is likely to enter into multi years of ranging. Take a cue from gold (parabolic rise followed by irrational exuberance, and now ranging). The sad part is that no matter how frugal you are, your fund cannot sustain you. You will be surprised at how many people hate their jobs but still have to do it. If Bill Gates, Dangote, Zuckerberg still wake up to go to work, I don't see why you shouldn't. Money is a limited resource.

By the way, crypto is played out. It will die a natural death. Smart money moved funds out in Nov/December. Retail investors will be left holding the bag. History has ways of repeating itself. Crypto is a fad and a gamble. It is never an investment. Like MMM, I expect the noise about crypto to die this year. In less than a month, it went from $10k to $19k. In less than a month, it went from $19k to $7.5k. I feel sorry for retailers.
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Politics › Re: IBB’s Statement: PDP Reacts To Advice To Vote President Buhari Out by InvertedHammer: 12:24am On Feb 05, 2018
Buhari's brain belongs to the 20th century.

No nation deserves to be punished with an illiterate and uninspiring leader. Nothing tangible or intangible was achieved in the last 3 years. Even the fight against corruption has turned out to be a sham. How I wish Tunde Idiagbon is the one in Aso Rock. But they killed him a long time ago. Just like in the 80s, Buhari is just a numbskull the North is using to fill their quota.

Nemo dat quod non habet.

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Properties › Re: How To Calculate Number Of Blocks For Your Building Project In 2 Simple Steps. by InvertedHammer: 12:15am On Feb 05, 2018
saydfact:
On point OP.. To reduce figures, you can use meters where 8,400mm = 8.4m and 225mm =. 225m
Properties › Re: How To Calculate Number Of Blocks For Your Building Project In 2 Simple Steps. by InvertedHammer:
EgunMogaji:
My architect had to supply my plans in both meet and feet. I just can’t do meters.

Btw, where are the / \? I don’t like changes grin
grin grin

Just because of you.

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Does it even make sense that someone will be talking in mm in a project as big as a house? Try marking in mm and see errors in measurements everywhere. Inches will be pardonable. US does not use SI units and their buildings are not collapsing. As a matter of dissent, I don't want to use SI units or US system anymore, I want Nigeria's units of measurement. Nigerian engineers and mathematicians show your faces!

Don't even get me started with Quantity Surveyors. Let's say it is the worst way I had wasted money.
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Properties › Re: How To Calculate Number Of Blocks For Your Building Project In 2 Simple Steps. by InvertedHammer:
Evasmil4:
yes. inches ok but mm/mtr is SI Unit.
world standard method of measurement.
still use ur inches but get familiar as there are places you can't work if you don't know measurements in meters.
mm, cm, mtr, km. OR
inches, feets, miles.
it's easier to grade in mtrs that to grade with the old way if you can learn it, you will love it.
Not looking for work.
I usually convert back to inches.
They are all units of measurement of length.
You say 254mm. I say 10 inches. Both lengths are the same.
Everyone is happy.
I am beefing SI unit. I think mm creates a lot of room for errors. If it is cm, I will understand.
Politics › Re: IGP Idris Blames Ortom For Benue Crisis, Shuns Display Of Victims Corpses by InvertedHammer: 10:25pm On Feb 03, 2018
Benue people should continue dealing with the herdsmen while the unnecessary talking and blame games continue. They will be silly to turn in their weapons of defense.
That's all.

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Properties › Re: How To Calculate Number Of Blocks For Your Building Project In 2 Simple Steps. by InvertedHammer: 4:11pm On Feb 03, 2018
Good information.

Verily...there is something about mm that irritates me.

I find inches more appropriate.

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Properties › Re: General Topic Thread-To Discuss Anything And Everything in Building Construction by InvertedHammer: 9:30am On Feb 03, 2018
EgunMogaji:
My Chief, how far on this Sir? https://www.nairaland.com/654013/building-houses-sale-vs-renting
I read through the thread. It is indeed very funny. Spyder880 in stock market? Now in realty. It seems that anywhere there is money to be made, Spyder shows up. That's the spirit my brother. Kudos!
Crime › Re: We Make N25,000 Daily From Begging With Deformed Children – Suspects by InvertedHammer: 9:07pm On Feb 02, 2018
Ayodejioak:
huh
In as much stories like these are true, fact remains that NO comfortable person will choose to stand by the roadside and beg.
I think you should ask youself if you can ever do the same the next time you pass-by.
That's the reason I assist them whenever I get a chance to.

FTC on my Birthday, What better gifts can I ask for asides for your likes?
It is not about comfort. It is a choice of career. The same way some people wonder why a multimillionaire will be an armed robber. In life, some chose to be tailors, traders, teachers while others chose to be beggars, pimps and robbers. Each group use whatever tools necessary to achieve their goals. Here, the beggar chose deformed children to maximize profit. You are considering the humane side of it while the perpetrators are looking at the financial side of it.

Because you cannot do it does not mean others cannot and that includes robbery, professional begging and scamming others. There are millions of what you call comfortable people that do not make N25k per day in Nigeria. That is about N750k in a month. These "uncomfortable" fellas are pulling in more than majority of graduates. And you dare call them uncomfortable because you met them in the field.

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Politics › Re: Obasanjo: Buhari Ignored Federal Character In Security Chiefs’ Appointments by InvertedHammer: 11:05am On Feb 02, 2018
The US Constitution we claim to have copied was made in such a way that the three arms of government can check the excesses of one another. It is very evident in the way the courts overturned President Trump's immigration policy.

What we have in Nigeria is a nation where sycophancy has been elevated to an art. From nairaland to the general population, folks do not know their right and are more comfortable going with the most popular opinion. What is the job of the National Assembly and the Judiciary? They kept mute why Buhari moved like an elephant in a glass shop. Everyone keeps quiet until the likes of Kanu or in this case OBJ starts pointing out anomalies. Then the bandwagon effect takes over.

Wetin concern me sef?

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