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whirlwind7:
What I still find baffling....

With the fact that there's too many willing women out there who are in need of men, yet this company is thriving. It shows a disconnect.
Its either the women keep pretending, and are rather waiting on the men to do the chasing, or the available women aren't living up to men's expectations anymore.
I mean, why would I buy a plastic doll, when I can have the real deal with flesh, blood, heartbeats and real emotion?

Well, if a man's fantasy is to have intercourse with an inanimate doll, he doesn't have much expectation.
For women: The game has changed o! Better step up and give out. These dolls ain't smiling!

Some men are better off with them. Sleep with a lady one night and she cries rape! The accused spends millions of dollars in legal fees and pay offs. Or get a doll and enjoy your private times together. At price tags of $6500 and $12000, isn't it obvious they have target customers? For sure not an average Joe-six-pack. Most oyibo inventions are out of necessity. You will probably see these dolls fly off the shelves and wonder who is buying. It is still better than official and unofficial prostitutes.


Nigeria should concentrate on figuring out how to produce lead pencils in 2019 as promised by the analog Minister of Technology.

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veykey:
Your question should be why is Innoson G80 copying Mercedes.

Mercedes has G55 AMG and G63. Innoson redesigned it to G80. When they saw the ingenuity in my brother, they couldn't help but copy him.

We will not take it!

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Why is Mercedes copying Innoson G80?


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You lack originality...

Even when you imitate, you couldn't do it right.

The genre you chose (drill rap) was a fad. It is dead.

I don't see any record deal in your horizon if you continue this path.

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Everyone knows how to tackle the menace of the Fulani herdsmen but people are comfortable playing victims.

Even in the little things they can help themselves, my people believe that prayer is the key instead of admitting that they are cowards.

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Propeller?

Boko Haram will be laughing their behinds off.

They will have fun with these flying Keke NAPEP

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Everyone knows how to tackle the menace of Fulani nomads aka Boko Haram but nobody wants to do it.

Oh well...till the next inevitable massacres.

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petra1:
Tithes and offerings are given to God.

LOL.

Of course, God is with them in spirit in their jets but not with you in your Keke NAPEP.

I have always told anyone who cares to listen to start a church in Nigeria. Morons are not in short supply to support any lifestyle of his/her fantasy.
Oyibo figured out the business side of church a long time ago. That's why they fire pastors who are not providing good return on investments.
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petra1:
NONSENSE. So because the man doesn't believe in God does that make worshipping God wrong. we are not in competition of who will be richest.it is where he spends eternity that counts.

Mark 8:36
 36For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

None of you is worshipping God. Going to church does not make one a christian. How can the only thing you gloat about is giving your money to a billionaire to maintain his family under the guise of giving to God? God does not need your money to survive. He was, is and will ever be.

You are worshipping men who are as imperfect as you.

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Illegitimate wealth always ends like that.

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It beats me how able-bodied men in Benue will be sitting around waiting to be slaughtered while waiting for nonchalant Nigeria security apparatus.

If the victims were men, I would have said "Yes! They deserve to die". How many times will they be maimed before they start defending themselves or better, go on extreme aggressive offensive against the marauding nomads.

The moronic governor like his obese counterpart in Enugu even had the audacity to call for prayers as if angels will descend from heaven to defend them. Kudos to Fayose for taking preemptive action against these killers.

A well-coordinated and repeated attacks on the nomads wherever they exist will force the government and Buhari to act decisively. Wailing, whining and prayers ain't going to do it. How can a few nomads take the whole nation hostage while the cowardly citizens feel comfortable playing victims? It is silly applying wrong solution to a problem.
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If only insults would wake African leaders up from slumber especially Buhari, I will give thumbs up to Trump.

I don't know about Africa as a continent but Nigeria sure is a sh!t hole.

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Opinedecandid:
ARM YOURSELF WITH YOUR VOTER'S CARD;
ENSURE MEMBERS OF YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS DO SO, TOO!

Let's all prepare an wait, when that opportunity comes, we act

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Only the living can vote.

You arm yourself with voter's card. They arm themselves with AK-47.

I hope you realize that.

dayo2me:
OP at this point, you both need your pastor's words of advise as well as a marriage counsellor's piece of advice.

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Why would any sane man take his wife to a pastor?

If the wife is beautiful, that will be the last call.

What planet do you live in?

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4Play:
There is a stark illogic to the assertion that GEJ's incompetence justified voting/supporting Buhari. It's like saying we should vote or support Fani-Kayode or Rochas for president, if they ran, because Buhari is incompetent. There is no logic to supporting what should be an obviously unsuitable candidate to remove an unsuitable president.

A problem with the Buharists in the run up to the 2015 election was the gusto with which they painted Buhari as the second coming of a messiah. This was not a message of vote for Buhari because GEJ is awful, but vote for Buhari because he is what Nigeria needs.

I beg to differ.

The question is: Why would people vote for a candidate they rejected in three previous attempts in lieu of an incumbent President?

2015 was a matter of anyone but GEJ. There is no guarantee that any candidate will be the saviour. The votes were the voice of the masses.

All these debates about PMB vs GEJ show that Nigerians are destined to remain aloof. A serious nation would have embarked on a soul-searching meditation/assessment to figure out why the likes of GEJ and PMB were their only main choices. There will be little hope for Nigeria when Nigerians start comparing good vs. evil instead of this nauseating mediocre vs. mediocre comparisons that litter the space.
Things are worse now than they were under GEJ. But that doesn't mean that GEJ's tenure is the benchmark. People bought into "change" because they wanted something good. Although their hopes and aspirations were quashed by the incompetent Buhari's administration, it does not negate the fact that Jonathan was equally as horrible a leader as it could get.

Nigeria has never had a good leader. That's all.


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Ugosample:
It has nothing to do with English.

Africans are not serious people, that has always been our problem

You are very correct.

Do you remember Lord Lugard's speech about Africans?

Africans are very serious only in pursuit of pleasure.

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Wanna see lazy and hopeless people?

Go to a church in Nigeria. They have activities from Sunday to Saturday and each time, the people are expected to give offering from money they pulled (I guess) out of their rear ends.

50 days fasting? Everyone is holy in Nigeria. Who are the people committing all the crimes?

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Igboblog:
It's no longer news that Ebonyi state lawmaker, Maria Ude Nwachi acquired a mansion in Abuja but a Facebook user who is actually angry with her for abandoning her village has blasted her.

Below is what he wrote...
This is the linking bridge between my village to our community where the supposed Leader house of Assembly is from.
Those people are all failures.
Below is a photo of the bridge
What do you think fans? Drop your comments

Source : http://www.ndigbotvnews.com/2018/01/fan-blasts-maria-ude-nwachi-shows.html?m=1

That doesn't look like a major road. It looks like one of those shortcuts in any village.

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Talk. Talk. Talk.

SMH.

Luukasz:
And some Africans keep supporting this white folks the fact is they see Africans as sh!t. Africans are nothing to them thats why I do SMH when I see our people making a fuss about the white folk who only see them as worthless

White folks?

Africans see Africans as sh!t.

Take a look at South Africa, Benue, Taraba, Borno. African lives ain't worth sh!t to Africans.

I guess it hurts more because Trump said it.

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Arondizuogu:
This lady was very rich before politics, was rumored she made her money from prostitution, owns one of the best hotels in Afikpo.

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Not rumoured.

She used to be a guest in Howard Stern's show in New York as "Uzo" where she proclaimed that Howard is her god. She was deported to Nigeria after release from prison. She invested a lot of her money in Afikpo else US government would have confiscated the fund. But she is a lawmaker now in Ebonyi state.

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I blame your cousin.

If you have no where to live for free, you will not expend such a ridiculous amount of energy worrying about a lady instead of building your brand.

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JamesReacher:
Hows it more difficult?

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It takes a lot of discipline to stay rich especially considering the plethora of money-sucking opportunities that conveniently show up.

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Bimsee:
Not a Range Rover ooo.


Na Land Rover.


Was very confusing to see people just watching and nothing been done to help put out the fire. It was just the engine part alone with the bonnet open.


Na wah o

It is like saying--

Not a Camry ooo

Na Toyota.

authehighness:
this kind news should end with oruma case,other active players,should learn how to manage their resources,making money is different from managing money

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Getting rich is difficult.

Staying rich is more difficult.

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thesicilian:
The prison system is to punish those who have been convicted of one offense or the other, be it criminal or civil.
Just as there are many criminals running around free, so also are there many sinners out and about doing their business of committing sin.
And in both cases, the only common denominator that can bring them to justice is the evidence of a crime .
As of now, not even your hero freeze the accuser of the brethren has a single shred of evidence that can put any of these men of God in jail so what's the hullabaloo all about?

He calls for preemptive action against crime--more like precautionary measures.

The same way people are advised to hide their money to avoid pickpockets.

Prevention is better than cure. Bostwana just shut down the church of Shepherd Bushiri (refer to http://www.bbc.com/news/world-africa-42634112) A responsible government protects her citizens. Just because Nigeria is a zoo where the government couldn't care less for her citizens doesn't mean that other responsible government/organizations/individuals should allow these scammers go unchecked. Many
fraudulent churches are shut down globally every year.

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Chiefly:
We've been together for a year plus now and it's a regular occurrence, she's always starting shi* with other guys, other times with other girls then I have to deal with thier men. Whenever we go clubbing, hanging out in a lounge, shopping at the mall, attending weeding ceremonies, infact the last confrontation was right in a cinema hall... it's quite embarrassing. (she seems to only behave at church)..
I've tried to keep her in check and curb her running mouth in these instances but it never works, and whenever she runs her mouth like this at other guys for minutes on end, it’s only ends one way: With her manning up …and expecting me to clobber the other guy for her, ultimately I get into physical confrontations and fights with these guys to diffend her and ultimately my ego.

Most people think It's my inability to control her but step in my shoes and you'll see the only thing I haven't done is hit her (physically), she's too damn stubborn (in this particular area). This is the only issue we have tho, every other thing is quite great. I've always thought she'll change with time but no. No significant improvement whatsoever. Don't know, could it be psychogenic? She was born and raised in the UK tho based in Nigeria now.

NB: *It's an arranged marriage.

So I really need your advice guys (I'd appreciate matured inputs pls from experienced folks).. Cos

Don't need a woman to go around picking fights for me. i gotta find a way to clip this the instant it starts, or figure out a way to stop this bad behavior once and for all...

Edited: Guys forgot to mention - her dad is a Brigadier General
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From a friend.
Lalasticlala let's help a brother.

That's a good motivation to hit the gym

God forbid you end up in a "face-me-I-face-you"

A good start up for a future career in UFC

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Slay queen has always been a derogatory term.

Trying to put lipstick on a pig doesn't make it appealing.

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thesicilian:
That's where you miss the point.
It's not all about doctrine.
It's between you and your maker on the last day.
Man looks at the outward appearance, but God looks at the heart.

You are waiting for the last day for God to look at the heart while these pastors are doing maximum damage to people's lives.

You are moving to Step 2 (judgment day) without passing effectively through Step 1 (life).

Ridiculous! Isn't it?

While at it, we might as well let criminals enjoy themselves because on the last day, God will judge them.

Why do we have prisons again?

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[quote author=godofuck231 post=64087522][/quote]A lot people studying Engineering courses in Nigeria seem not to understand what they are studying--a lot of cram and vomit. There are not enough well-grounded companies where they can do Industrial attachment. As such they end up as mere technicians or worse, okada riders. It is sad.
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Those are your future directors.

With all your first class certificates and Ph.Ds, you may end up being subservient to them. That's the reality of the Nigeria you live in.

Don't be surprised that the 24 that passed were graded on a different scale: An A grade could be 40%.
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