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A regular Joe with that much tattoo on his body is a thug.

She chose to stick her finger in a boiling water.

Nairaland alone proves FFK right.

Too emotional when the wealthy is involved.

Only God decides who dies. Get well soon message is mere eye service. Apparently hospitals in Nigeria are not good enough for PMB and family because Yusuf has been airlifted to Germany. If the doctors like, they can go on 100 years strike over unpaid salaries.
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Safiaaa:
This is not to bash Nigerian Men at all. This is just an observation and I have every right to my opinion. I'm also not generalizing, talking about the majority.

Now I've observed something about most Nigerian men that I don't seem to understand. It baffles me and it's very distasteful. I've honestly come to the conclusion that you guys indirectly know what you want but cover it with deceit. I know every effing person has heard this phrase ' All Nigerian women bring to the table is pussy and nothing else, they're useless', but indirectly that's exactly what they want.

You see, a lot of Nigerian men have inflated fragile egos. They run after things that stroke their manhood, which is fine. The problem is that most of them are in denial. When a woman has nothing to offer but her pussy, she's dependent on you in every other aspect, especially financially. And as we all know most men find security and confidence in their pocket size. So when a woman depends on a man for her finances, it's almost like she's stroking his ego and confidence at the same time. He likes that superior/ dominant feeling. It's what most Nigerian men crave for. That financial dominance is a safety ego ground that they can always run back to.

On the other hand, when a woman is financially independent got her life together and doing well for herself, what do Nigerian men do? Run the opposite direction. Why? Intimidation. Insecurity. Fear of feeling inferior. Calling her all sorts of names. A woman who is independent will not NEED to beg you for money or ask you for anything. So in that case, they're not feeling as ' manly' as they would like. It burns them internally. Jealousy, envy and lies will begin to fall into the picture. If you don't agree with that you're on a long thing.

So Nigerian men, stop being in denial. If you want a woman who only offers her pussy and frequent emotional availability here and there, just be honest with yourself. A financially independent woman is not for the emotionally weak minded. Indirectly, most of you want a woman who is financially dependent on you. You want that financial dominance, that superiority. My problem is that when she's offering that pussy to you, don't complain. Accept it like a ' man' and take on the financial responsibility. If not, change your class of women. Financially independent women should not intimidate you or scare you away. Go for the women who will compete with you in finances. The ball is in your hands, take responsibility for your damn actions, and stop acting confused all the time.

Dassal.

Dangote is still looking for money. Bill Gates and even Zuckerberg are still expanding their territories.

Yep. You got it-- the insatiable aspect of money. The fact is that rich ladies are looking for richer men. Then I forget, the definition of success in Nigeria is different. A lady that drives a car is automatically assumed to be successful. I rarely see these so-called successful ladies in Nigeria. They show-off to their peers during the day but turn beggars at night. Don't worry about what you see. There are invisible drummers for her dance. Therein lies the problem. Of course there are a few exceptions.

Genevieve is successful. Then you hear about Atiku. Toke is successful. Then the billionaire sugar daddy shows up. Apostle Suleiman is a cheerful giver. Ask Daniella Okeke. Just a few examples of the so-called successful ladies in Nigeria that got called out in public. The rest remains classified until some drama unfolds. Any struggling guy that stays away from these ladies is smart.

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In less than 2 years, Boko Haram will blow all these flying bicycles off the sky.

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Joelete:
I see a lot of people driving expensive cars, yet they live in a one room apartment. That leaves me to wonder "why do they do that?' Can it be attributed to low self esteem? Just curious.

The curse of black race--live for the moment.

Of course, there are exceptions.


You see them all the time. Those Nigerian girls driving nice cars are the worst beggars.
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IamHeWrites:
A Nigerian lady, Sylvie has taken to Twitter to cry out about being single as the year is about to end.

She listed requirements she wants in her man as she begged her followers to help her retweet for awareness.

She wrote;
“It’s almost new year and no husband yet
I need a man with the following
Good cook
6ft/ above
Dark skinned
Salary range of (300k above)
Dual citizen
Not a first son of the family abeg
Good sense of humor
Smart, witty and God fearing
RT my husband is on your TL"

She continued…
“I’m a great cook
I work hard for my money (my business)
I’m 5″8
With or without makeup I’m beautiful
I’m smart, great sense of humor
Will make Good partner
Great family background
Yeah I’m also gon satisfy my man emotionally, sexually, et al.,”

http://www.torimill.com/2017/12/this-pretty-nigerian-lady-is-looking.html

Lalasticlala Mynd44 Dominique

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"I work hard for my money(my business)" is not a career.

tiwaz:
Source: http://currentnewsinnigeria.com/2017/12/goodluck-jonathan-election-duty-liberia-photos/

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You got to give credit to GEJ.

He always manages to pretend like he is in a deep thought.

He is probably counting covertly how many shots of dry gin he'd had for the day.

spyder880:
Night time.......

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Nice.

Do you need that little step there in front?

I hope you have guard dogs for this massive compound especially at night.

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Airforce1:
Kneeling down to propose to a girl you didn't meet a "Virgin" is a No no for me.

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Either way...

When did this kneeling down nonsense start in Nigeria?
What is the significance?
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Yhemit:
THE RABBIT FARMERS ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA (RAFAN) INAUGURAL MEETING HELD AT THE L. DA VINCI BAR, IBESE IKORODU, LAGOS NIGERIA TODAY (SATURDAY) 16TH DECEMBER, 2017.

Everything has an association in Nigeria and it comes with levies to feed the "Chairperson". Military officers' wives association, Police wives association, Table water producers' association, Iron sellers' association, Rabbit farmers association, etc. You go to higher institutions, Associations! Associations!! Associations!!!

Why?

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Daboomb:
Some times, l feel like slapping th eheck out of some of our young men of today!
Among their list of "wife material" is that she must be working in a coirporate environment...when they themselves dont even have a job!

Foolish Gigolo, l call them.
Why wont their wife turn them to "collect-wrapper-hold-for-me"?

Everything is so upside down nowadays, it is so annoying.

You have to move with time. You dealt with issues in relationships during your era in a certain way. Let the new age do their thing. You said that you are disappointed at men who want their women working in a corporation while they may be unemployed. Oh well, there are still a lot of us feminists left. Equal rights come with equal or greater responsibilities. Your parents may be disappointed as well that their male issues dated and did not let them pick wives for them like during their era.
Social media is one monster nobody seems to know how to factor in into modern relationships.

If you dissect the lady's story, you will find out that she left some vital pieces of information that may make her culpable in her current predicament. As told, she is the victim. I don't believe her. She knows exactly what is wrong in her relationship but saying it will not fit the intended outcome of her narratives.

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favouredAda:
Gud pm nairalanders.

I'm a young lady in my early 30, married for 2years+ now... my issue is that my husband doesn't gist with me but when he is with other ladies, he can laugh & gist for Africa. He has never taken me out after our marriage. in short I look like a tenant in his house. if we are going out he will tell me to be in front while he will b far behind. if I complain, he will say I'm nagging.

I was sick last week, he just came dropped #10k for me to go see our doctor, he didn't even ask if I can go by myself BT same incident happened to his younger bro wife yesterday, with just a phone call, he went to the hospital & stood by d bro. over night ( sumtin he didn't even do wen I gave birth to our baby) I have been thinking he will change BT this days own his really worst, calling some girls in my streets "my love" why he shout my 1st name no matter where he is.

Pls advise me cos I am beginning to dislike him

It seems that you married late.

May be the potency of what you used to nail him for marriage has dwindled.

Perhaps, it is time to pay baba another visit.

ettybaba:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/253545-i-withdrew-suit-efcc-innoson-ceo-innocent-chukwuma.html

I struggle to understand the reason given by this man; was the suit filed in secret and supposed to be heard by the court in secret ?
Innocent seems not to be innocent in this case afterall.
He definitely has something to hide.
How is GTB preventing you from suing EFCC for infringing of your fundamental human right and possibly claiming damages?
Hope the tribal warlords that open their mouths to wide radi to turn this to a tribal war have seen their folly.

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Didn't you see the term "ex-parte"?

SexyBabe001:
Uncle, hope your account is not hacked?

Reality is a b!tch.

Even Ngeneukwuenu cannot find his/her voice anymore.

LOL.

This is for some of you that keep arguing that all races are equal. There is something inherently present in blacks that places them at the bottom of all races. How can one explain poverty in the midst of wealth.? Whites, Asians, Arabs, Hispanics except blacks are refining their own oil. The sad part is that you can get all these races in one classroom, the Nigerian comes out the top of the class but can never implement what is learned in the classroom, but will be quick to parade certificates to massage the ego. What exactly are all the petrochemical, chemical and petroleum engineering professors doing in Nigeria?

In this era, Nigeria gets oil in her backyards, sells to oyibo to be refined, then turn around to buy back their own products at exorbitant prices. Does Nigeria exist in this world where nations are going nuclear, cars are flying and being driverless, and others are jostling for spaces in Mars? Oh, and she churns out millions of engineers every year whose primary interests are watching European league and living in churches while waiting to procure the latest inventions by others.

Don't hate a President that loves his country "too much" because your President doesn't give a damn about his own.

Just my take on Trumpism.

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Threebear:
Have you ever heard the saying
"your association determines your destination "
If you hang out with losers, you'll forever be a loser.
Step up or go home!

There is a clear distinction between association and snapping pictures.

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No big deal.

Nigerians have said worse to one another here on nairaland alone.

I hear it everyday: Brown roof, potorpotor, etc.

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Nigeria is burning...

...and these knuckleheads with no futures are concerned with European league.

The only time I like Buhari. Please increase fuel to N1000/liter. Too many morons in Nigeria.

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In a place where there are 100 professors and 2000 morons, the morons will be the ones making the decisions.

This is the sad thing about democracy.

Serious and progressive nations modified democracy to fit their needs but Nigeria copied as advertised. And here we are. I support one man one vote but there need to be a minimum standard other than age.
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resurgentxtian4:
So we should continue with a Buhari who continues to undermine our unity(via his ultra Islamic bent and ethnic bigotry) and impoverish our citizens everyday?

No. No need of recycling of mediocres. But then the good ones refuse to join the race. And even when they do, Nigerians sell them out for a few cups of rice and N1000 notes.
That lineage of old polticians needs to be expunged from our politics. Guess what? People are already cursing one another out in support of or against PMB and Atiku. Do you think these fella think beyond their stomach? Then all the good men keep quiet while charlatans reign supreme.
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resurgentxtian4:
This scarcity might be a plan of the Buhari Administration to punish the Christian faithfuls of this country who usually travel at this time of the year to celebrate with family and friends due to his hatred of Christians. This is a very plausible explanation. The Buhari adminstration cannot deny hating the Christian population of Nigeria. That is now beyond doubt. We christians are in alot of problems and we dont even know it. Whenever i see E.A.Adeboye preaching, i cant help but turn off the T.V knowing he helped foist an islamic Jihadist on the Christian population of Nigeria. He miscalculated and thought osinbajo will somehow end up as the President of Nigeria. I have got news for all redeemers {RCCG}: Osinbajo is a mere puppet put there just for the optics so that the north can continue their islamisation agenda and he will never be President of Nigeria.

A law Professor, pastor and gentle man per excellence was used to deceive millions of Nigerian christians to vote an islamic fundamentalist into power. What a pity!

We christians are in for it in Nigeria and we have to wriggle ourself out of the hole we have dug ourselves into.

I was on reddit {an American site} yesternight and foreigners grouped Nigeria amongst several repressive and authoritarian islamic countries where terrorism reigns and i cried within me. My children will never be born in Nigeria. I will use all my intellect and blood to make sure of that. God help me.

Merry Christmas to all.

You guys are funny. Once bitten, twice shy.

Buhari is bad. Guess who is lined up to take over? Atiku. Yes! Nigerians will repeat the same mistakes of the past by voting in mediocres
who pretend to be progressives. And the cycle continues... The hardship in Nigeria is only going to get worse. OBJ from prison was touted as
the messiah, Yar'Adua as the one because of meek background, GEJ--the no shoes fisherman, PMB--the unambitious ex-general and now Atiku is being repackaged. Of course, Nigerians will fall for the scam. In all, Nigeria continues to slide into abyss. The exact same problems Fela sang about in the 70's still persist in 2017. Our fathers hoped and hoped but died in penury. We the offsprings are towing the same path of nonchalance and false hope.

Nigeria can never disappoint me. I wrote Nigeria off a long time ago.

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Bossontop:

I think we should first ask the minister of petroleum dat kwesion....followed by d pipo dat voted APC lyk d woman below...
THANK GOD SAY NA ALL OF US DEY SUFFER AM

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That lady could be NgeneUkwu.

Built2last:
It was a wanton charade by UN. That election is a diplomatic misfire that should not have happened. U.S is a sovereign nation with right to move their capital and recognize any place in the world.

The vote against that decision is so useless that it will further show how weak UN has become. Nothing will happen to U.S and Israel. That decision of Trump stands.

America carries 22 percent of entire UN budget. If they withdraw that. UN will retrench staff for the first time in History. Humanitarian aid world over will feel the impact.

The vote was wrongly timed. Diplomatic reach out should have continued....see Nigeria wey dey beg U.S for military arms and support dey vote against them. Issoari

Does it even matter? When was the last time the UN was able to stop US? President Bush went into Iraq without UN's support? What did UN do? UN is comprised of 5 countries: US, UK, Russia, France and China. They are the ones with veto powers. The other countries are inconsequential in the scheme of things. They are there as bench-warmer invited to have a sense of belonging. It doesn't help that US is funding 22% of the UN activities/operations--the centerpiece of Trump's arm-twisting of other countries to pay in their fair share. US is very smart. They bring in fund and ammunition while useless countries like Nigeria, Uganda, etc. are made to sacrifice their manpower. Like they say in US, "there is no such thing as a free lunch".

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Mathew, Mark, Luke and John were disciples of Jesus. They were literate enough to write their encounters with Jesus.
Yet Jesus couldn't write even a page to tell the people what God expected of them. I believe that there was a lot of lost in translation that happened in the bible. Eg. Adam and Eve had two sons only. And the two sons married who? Everyone dodges this part of the bible like a bullet.

To make everything worse, some Christians bow and worship pictures of Robert Powell who played Jesus in the movie "Jesus of Nazareth" screened in 1977. The same goes for the fellas that think that massive church buildings make the body of Christ. The snake oil salesmen called pastors latched unto their ignorance about spirituality and milk their gullible followers. Almost time to give up.

Before Oyedepo, Oyakhilome, Adeboye and their co-scammers, there was Robert Tilton with the biggest followership in the world. Investigative journalists in US beemed their searchlight on him and all his massive wealth disappeared because the sheeples stopped donating and tithing to support the fraud. Today he is a ghost of his former self while christianity moved on. There are no credible investigative journalists in Nigeria which explains why evil thrives in that slum called a country.

In 2015, Oyedepo threatened, "We will open the gate of hell on those who oppose Jonathan." Oh well...the rest is history.

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LOL.

Just imagining Ngeneukwu, Omenkalives and Saarki standing in line for hours to get fuel at N250/gallon.

Then the pain of coming online to defend PMB because of N1500 recharge card and N30k/month stipend because they signed the "Sell Your Soul" contract as members of the ubiquitous BMC.

Reality kicks hard in the nuts. I love it.

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Omooba77:
We are a nation full of excusses.
As long as we import, this kind of issues will arise

You didn't finish the statement.

"We are a nation full of excuses when it comes to doing the right things"

If you'd noticed, sharing money, looting, jumbo salaries and bribery are never stifled with excuses.

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doctokwus:
The thing tire me and people still want to keep quiet,in this Christmas period!
I can't verify but I am hearing transport fare to the East because of the added fuel scarcity has reached 10k!!

This is good for Nigeria--the most populous and educated black nation in the whole world...but they keep electing mediocre leaders based on sentiments.

Other nations are moving towards 22nd Century using science and technology as the foundation while Nigeria is comfortably and unabashedly still grappling with issues of 19th Century forgetting that person wey hold person for ground dey hold himself.

Throw in religion and ethnicity into this discussion and everyone forgets about the fuel scarcity and start fighting one another. Like kids, Nigerians are easily distracted with stupid stuff. Apparently the more educated Nigerians become, the dumber they seem.

Of course, I know it will be like this.

EFCC Enugu tried shaking me down a few years ago with no warrant. They claimed they had some information.

After responses to the signals I sent started coming in, they couldn't explain the raid.

Funny enough, the leader scribbled some nonsense note of exoneration on a piece of paper. Exoneration from what!?

EFCC has no case against Innoson. They have boxed themselves to a corner. If I were Innoson, I will refuse to leave their custody.

Christmas is a shake down period in the South East for LEAs.

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BloggersNG:
Christmas Came early for Them, While some may be complaining to buy iphone for their Girlfriend, or even hair, Popular Twitter user Prodeegy just coughed out N8million to buy Mercedes Benz for his wife, The UK based Nigerian said its a surprise for the Christmas, How cute, see below!

News From Ebiwali-- http://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2017/12/aww-nigerian-man-buys-his-wife.html

He should have known that posing infront of a car in a dealership's showroom is not going to convince naysayers.

Just saying....

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FastestTech:
Here is the video:

https://www.brainnewsradio.com/my-views-on-those-who-condemn-tithing-and-pastors-zack-orji/


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAgSCkXH69c

He makes sense.

Pastorpreneurship has been sustaining families since the 80s in Nigeria. Is it now that Zack diversified his business that folks would bring up non-tithe payment movement?
I would have said the same thing too. This is the only guaranteed pension. The business involves a little bit of acting and here is a veteran actor who is well versed in the game. Eucharia Anunobi and Patience Ozokwor diversified their portfolio a long time ago. I am waiting for Nkem Owoh, Pete Edochie, Mr. Ibu, Saka, etc to follow suit once scripts run dry or producers don't want to play ball.

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MaziOmenuko:
You, you have been running around the whole nairaland sharing this same pix and writing trash as usual; have you taken your time to read the updates and be equipped with better information before making lousy comments? You have shared this same post in more than 6 threads since yesterday; aren't you tired of regurgitating irrelevant info?

Why bother with the guy?
I love his sense of invicibility.
He forgot that the internet never forgets.
One day, in health or in sickness, his bigotry will come back to bite him hard.
Wanna bait him? Promise free cash on NL and he will post his account number and full name. That will serve as a point of reference. Heck! That's just one of many ways to skin the cat.

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