₦airaland Forum

This life sef!

Dan Elombah wrote a long epistle in support of the Nigerian state against Nnamdi Kanu.

How ironic that the same Nigerian state has turned around to bite him in the a$s.

Let him enjoy the taste of his prescribed medicines for Kanu.

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No rational mind would want Jonathan to continue.

No rational mind would want Buhari to be a President.

The puzzle is why Nigerians always manage to select the worst in the pack. Can't Nigerians ask for good governance or a progressive leader?

Why do you folks resort to comparing bad leaders to determine who is less mediocre? Incredible!

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lawman88:
Happy new year Nairalanders,

My wife is very churchy and spiritual. I love her for that but she told me this morning that the spirit ministered to her to sow something huge to a reverend father, so she carried all her December salary and gave to a reverend father. I asked her why she didn't notify me before she undertook it and she said such instructions should be carried out without anybody's knowledge.

I'm not a catholic member, I'm RCCG. catholic members in the house, is that how your doctrine is? We are young couple and I wish we don't have any serious disagreement for now.

Go to the Rev. Fr and demand the money back. Most importantly, warn him to stay away from your wife.

Simple.

You are married. The money she gave away did not belong to her. It belongs to the family.

It is not spirituality. Her problem is stupidity. If you let this slide, one day the Rev. Fr or a sleazy pastor will capitalize on her gullibility to convince her that her marriage to you is not ordained by God. What follows next will be like magic.

ImperialYoruba:
The choice to invite a citizen under investigation is discretionary, it is not a statutory practice. You cannot file lawsuit and win on basis that you are a known person and should be invited. That's sense of entitlement.

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Which part of the lawsuit involves invitation?

Some of you somewhat half-baked literate folks are certified morons.
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northvietnam:
WHAT DO YOU KNOW


Manila is 100 times better than any Nigerian city in all Aspect

LOL.

This one dey talk buildings.

Phillipines has the highest number of homeless people in the world with some of them living in old cemetries.
Phillipinos/as are scattered all over the world in search of greener pasture. Why would anyone leave one hell hole for another?

But Nigerians believe anywhere is better than Nigeria.

stephenduru:
As shared by Chinedu....

'BLACK NEW YEAR.
Gun men resurfaced in Omoku though Aligwu shut dead people coming back from New Year  service'


Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2018/01/gunmen-storm-omokurivers-stateshoot.html?m=1

Emancipate yourself from mental slavery!

Black New Year? Everything bad is black?

If it had been good news, it will be White New year.

Oyibo chained you but you placed the padlock and swallowed key.

There are many empty mansions that folks believe that are haunted because the dead owner belonged to a secret cult. The houses just rot away.

It could be the same with this car.

SalamRushdie:
Its a shame the govt has to depend on a private clinic to treat the son of the president despite the 100s of billions spent on govt hospitals nationwide

The sad thing is that the public hospital is only being upgraded and renovated because the son of the President is the patient. I said the same thing last year when Tinubu's son died--Europe is at least 6hrs away. Neglect Nigerian healthcare system and it affects one and all when least expected. Do I feel sorry for PMB's family? No. Aisha pointed out the sad state of Aso clinic and PMB kept mute. God is serving him a dish he may not finish.

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I guess it is very difficult to empathize with Buhari after he squandered the goodwill that helpless Nigerians bestowed on him.
Poor Yusuf. He got caught in the crossfire. Like they say,"e too sweet na im dey kill pass". 7-11 says "too much of a good thing". If to say fuel scarcity reach im side, Yusuf for no go on a joy ride.

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Darey207:
PASTOR E.A ADEBOYE'S Prophecy 2018
Prophecies

Individual

1. Erstwhile stubborn mountains will move.
2. Many people will wake up to realise that their
future is not in the hand of any government and as a result a lot of lost ground will be reclaimed.
3. Sabotteurs will be disgraced and displaced.

Nigeria

1. Significant goliaths will fall.
2. Before the end of the year, there will be rays
of hope that all will still be well.

International

1. This year there will be less fire outbreaks but
there will be more floods.
2. There will be misunderstandings amongs nation but no major wars.
3. Pray against assasination attempts globally.
4. There will record breaking temperatures both high and low.
5. There will be a handful of breakthroughs both
scientific and medical.
6. The count down to the end has started.

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He is scared of saying anything tangible that he will be held accountable for. The pile of cards is gradually falling.

The fear of Freeze is the beginning of wisdom.

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They typed something give Buhari make e go read for tv.

Person wey no know say dead people dey him list, na this long epistle he fit scrutinize.

The speech writers tried sha. Buhari thinks that he is still campaigning.

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It seems like the doctors are on injury expedition. Discovery upon discovery.

It is beginning to look like Kazeem at work. From oil change to carburetor cleaning.
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Balloo22:
my fiancee got a new phone from another guy and is bragging, there is nothing I can do about it. should I end the relationship, cause obviously she is very stubborn?

Get a bottle of fuel. Pour it on your feet and light it on fire.

Then come back and tell us how it feels.

There is your answer.

otil1:
If @Sarrki, @NgeneUkwenu and @GavelSlam don't see this as INCOMPETENCE, I reserve my comments

One must have some standard established first before being able to identify anomalies.

People guided by crumbs should not be looked upon for a noble cause.

alBHAGDADI:
Daddy Freeze is one ignorant fellow who will lead many astray.

He claims that the requirement to have eternal life is by loving God and one's neighbors alone. He went further to state that as long as a Muslim is able to do those things, he will have eternal life without even believing in Jesus and accepting him as Lord and Savior.

What Daddy Freeze doesn't know is that being a MUSLIM is enough to prevent anyone from Loving God and also his neighbors. Being a Muslims means you obey the content of the Quran and what Muhammad says. Now, let's see what the Quran says about how a Muslim is to treat his neighbor.


Quran (5:51) - "O you who believe! do not take the Jews and the Christians for friends; they are friends of each other; and whoever amongst you takes them for a friend, then surely he is one of them; surely Allah does not guide the unjust people."

Sahih Muslim (2167) - "Allah's Messenger said: Do not greet the JEWS and the CHRISTIANS before they greet you and when you meet any one of them on the roads FORCE him to go to the narrowest part of it."

Ibn Kathir v.2 p.213 - No believer shall kill any believer for any non-believer. Nor shall he help any non-believer against a believer

Quran 48:29
Sahih International: Muhammad is the Messenger of Allah ; and those with him are forceful against the disbelievers, merciful among themselves.


Abu Dawud (41:4832) - The Messenger of Allah [said] "Do not keep company with anyone but a believer and do not let anyone eat your food but one who is pious."


Now, I ask, where is the love of one's neighbor in the above Islamic text? Where at all can we find a command from Allah to Love one's neighbor, be it Jew or Christian in all Islamic texts, the quran and hadiths?


The reason why Christians hammer on the fact that you have to accept Jesus Christ as your Master is not only because it is written in the Bible as the requirement to meeting God...


John 14:16
Jesus answered, "I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me.


...but also because his ways and teachings are the only way you can be able to love your neighbor and love God.


[b]Mathew 5:43-45

43You have heard that it was said, ‘Love your neighbor and hate your enemy.’ 44But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, 45that you may be sons of your Father in heaven. He causes His sun to rise on the evil and the good, and sends rain on the righteous and the unrighteous.

Mathew 5:39
38You have heard that it was said, ‘Eye for eye and tooth for tooth.’ 39But I tell you not to resist an evil person. If someone slaps you on your right cheek, turn to him the other also; 40if someone wants to sue you and take your tunic, let him have your cloak as well;

Matthew 6:14-15

For if you forgive others their trespasses, your heavenly Father will also forgive you, but if you do not forgive others their trespasses, neither will your Father forgive your trespasses.

Mark 11:25

And whenever you stand praying, forgive, if you have anything against anyone, so that your Father also who is in heaven may forgive you your trespasses.”

Matthew 18:21-22

Then Peter came up and said to him, “Lord, how often will my brother sin against me, and I forgive him? As many as seven times?” Jesus said to him, “I do not say to you seven times, but seventy times seven.[/b]


Now, tell me how you won't be able to make heaven when you believe the words of Jesus Christ. But you can't do such while remaining a Muslim or Bhuddist. Allah has stated it that very soon Muslims will cast terror into the hearts of Christians cos they believe that Jesus is God, meaning they have joined companions with God.

Quran (3:151) - "Soon shall We cast terror into the hearts of the Unbelievers, for that they joined companions with Allah, for which He had sent no authority".

Their Prophet Muhammad also spoke of how trees will call on Muslims to kill Jews.

Sahih Bukhari (52:177) - Allah's Apostle said, "The Hour will not be established until you fight with the Jews, and the stone behind which a Jew will be hiding will say. "O Muslim! There is a Jew hiding behind me, so kill him."

If Daddy Freeze believes that Jesus was not a Christian but a JEW, then it means that the same spirit which inspired the people that killed Jesus who was a Jew is also inspiring Muslims to kill his Jewish brothers.

For all those who are dazzled by Freeze and his false teachings, I pity for you. He is very shallow and can't stand a debate. He is only succeeding in fooling people who are ignorant. No wonder all his followers use to be fools under chalatan pastors.

If indeed you read the bible well, you will see where acts of violence are being promoted in the bible. Read the Book of Solomon, you may not be able to differentiate between it and an errotic magazine.
Anything you believe in could be justified by a quote somewhere in the bible. Nigerian pastors chose tithe because they are the prime benefactors. Alcoholics chose "turning water to wine". Remember that Jesus dined with sinners as charged by the Pharisees.
Bible and salvation are one complex mixture of confusion which makes me believe that there is more of human manipulation in the bible than the word of God.
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That is hurdle #1.

The next big problem will be commencing treatments without initial deposit.

Poor Nigerians are in deep sh!t overall.

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Unbelievable!

None of you hypocrites offered prayers.

But if it is golden boy Yusuf....

Buhari should tighten the hold more. Some Nigerians like you fellas don't deserve anything good.

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Nice decoy!

Yusuf is in Germany.

Aminu from Egypt is in the hospital as his body double.

This motherf...er is still making promises.

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Jesusloveyou:
is the same thing we are saying. Die hard supporters were there even when buhari was a dictator.

And it will be nice for you to know I was his supporter even when buhari was a dictator

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Good to know especially considering the fact that all of you shop in the same market as everyone else. Person wey hold person for ground dey hold himself.

Yusuf don get accident and dey better hospital dey chill. Who knows? God forbid you get accident. You may end up in Osun where those angry Aregbe victim doctors go use you vent their frustration on Aregbe.



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NOETHNICITY:
The 1st and 2nd pics are previous photos while the 3rd is a recent one.
Guess age is beginning to really take its toll

Lalasticlala come see ur babe

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The money NOI made as a Minister of Finance will take her three lifetimes to make as Vice President of World Bank.
Nigerian public office is a gift that keeps giving.

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Jesusloveyou:
is it now that buhari has supporters.?

Supporters vs diehard supporters.

Supporters do exhibit rational thinking once in a while but diehard supporters stay 6hrs at the gas station and still log online to show unalloyed support. Why? Because that is the only thing that defines their existence just like victims of abuse that continue in abusive/violent relationships.

frankyychiji:


He is called "Dullarpo" for a reason.

Sarrki, Ngeneukwuenu, liondeleo, python1, jesusloveyou, Gbawe, Omenka, lilytender and co, please comman carry ya load o!!

This further proves that the man in Aso rock is jubrin from Sudan.

Abacha had supporters.
Mugabe had supporters.
Hitler had supporters.
Stalin had supporters.
Damn!
Even Evans de Kidnapper had #freeEvans supporters.
Every devil incarnate in the world had supporters.

So it won't be out of ordinary for Buhari to have diehard supporters.
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TSDTV:
After 5 years in the U.S, man returns to Enugu State, to a gun salute from his dad, as his excited mom rolls on the floor





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OC9gFFz47MA

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I am almost in tears.

Who knew that a man like this still exists in Igbo land.

Welcome home Gun shots!? The father is my man of the year.

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Why not move him to a Teaching Hospital...

make all those unpaid and underpaid medical doctors use am practice small.

Nigeria: The place where the oppressed pray and fast for long life and prosperity of their oppressors.

It has been appointed that every living thing must die. Others were sleeping at various gas stations while Yusuf had enough fuel to embark on a joy ride. Oh well...

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It could be that God is visiting his wrath on Buhari's family for subjecting Nigerians to high level of poverty in the guise of fighting corruption.

maxwell530:
bro don't mind those people making another Man's lifestyle as yardstick and criteria to live Thiers, tomorrow they will come up with how a Nigerian buy an iPhone while dangote is using Nokia 3310......they are always quick to mention those Rich men as if they know how much the suit they are wearing cost.

They don't know.
In 2014, Warren Buffet traded in his 2006 Cadillac DTS for an XTS. That's not the lifestyle of someone who is in pursuit of show off stuff. Mark Zuckerberg used to drive a Toyota Prius after hitting billions. Their houses are expensive. But Africans are not interested in expensive houses they cannot carry about. They want gold chains, watches and cars that they can show off wherever they go with sirens blowing to announce their arrival. Therein is the difference in mindset.
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WORDWORLD:
And one will begin to wonder if TODAY'S HUMAN BEING have got BRAIN at all.

Our REALITY is this. The net income of the first 100 richest people on planet Earth can end world's POVERTY not once but 4TIMES.

And you think human beings have common sense. IF NOT GREED what else is in that heart. https://m.dailykos.com/stories/2013/1/20/1180541/-100-richest-people-could-end-extreme-poverty-in-the-world-right-now

www.oxfam.org.uk/blogs/2015/01/richest-1-per-cent-will-own-more-than-all-the-rest-by-2016

5 richest people can end poverty in Nigeria.
https://m.guardian.ng/news/5-richest-people-can-end-extreme-poverty-in-nigeria-says-oxfam/

Pathetic how the POOR celebrate this few RICHEST MEN In the world. Well that is the out-come of the economic system called CAPITALISM which dynamics is to create few rich people who keep getting richer while the multitude get poorer and poorer.

"One wonders if boundless, all-embracing compassion for our fellow creatures might not enable us to tackle the apparently insoluble problems of a time of drastic, rapid change. Up to now, whenever a society turned a new leaf it had the Devil at its elbow" (Eric Hoffer, Reflection on Human Condition)

Deep probing into human affairs doesn't suggest that humans have common sense at all. Well, who ever enough is not enough nothing is ever enough. DANGOTE still dey hustle to make more money can you imagine o..............?!! I just hope all these WEALTHEST(S) are planing seriously on how to take their wealth with them after they die otherwise its just an EMPTY LIFE, a race of BLIND mutual rivalry if people are dying of hunger all around the world and just a little percentage of the wealth of the top richest in the world can make a difference.

Mark 14:7 states that the poor will always be amongst us. Give N1b to a poor man, he will still think like a poor man. Before you know it, he will transfer N100m to Adeboye as tithe. And the extravaganza goes on until he is down to N1. Ever heard of athletes who made multimillions and ended up broke? Yep. Getting money is difficult. Keeping money is more difficult.
The job of a scammer is to find a f.ool with money and separate him from the money.
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The most important thing is that none of these fellows live in the church.
They are not waiting for God to pick their calls. They went out there and did something with their lives. No Adeboye, Oyedepo, Oyakhilome to preach prosperity to them. They are not handing out 10% annually to another man as seed money to prosper. Yet some people cannot figure it out.

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Intracranial hemorrhage consistent with blunt head trauma.

Oh well. I wish him quick recovery

Bc Spaxon is not ready yet

Where he get fuel?