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There is God. God is in our essence.

People have been longing to see him even though God is omnipresent.

Humans, in order to sarisfy the quest to meet God, invented religion but turned it into one big cesspool of scam used to defraud and control gullible cum feeble-minded followers.

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Gourdoinc:
is that the lowly amount his reputation is worth? do they annoy me nigga, quote a reasonable something, so next time she will think twice before screaming rape. she think say here Na obodo oyibo where idiots full

Actually the price is right. Why sue for an amount that can never be collected? If he gets N1 billion judgment against her, how is it going to be collected?

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sarrki:
A serious disgrace I agree to this

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BMC alert for January never enter?

Or are you switching lanes?

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That's a good settlement and deal for both parties involved.

Instead of the destruction of his business and reputation, the lady gets paid off with extra millions added for public testimony. She walks away happy with millions and Suleiman carries on with business unhindered. No litigations. No indictment and no more public embarrassment. Whoever brokered the deal is very good. The "Art of The Deal" I must say.

I hope they have a clause in the settlement that ensures that she gets at least 5% of future tithes to really secure her future.

By the way, the script would have been more credible if acted in another church or in a court room. Next time, Suleiman should hire a qualified director with criminal mind.

I wish them all the best.

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EgunMogaji:
Attached is what I found previously.

Their land is N1,000,000 and their fees are N1,200,000 additionally for bungalow, making N2,200,000

Thanks.

When the hidden fees are more than the price, it becomes a scam.

Hopefully, they tell buyers upfront and not after committing funds.

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It will be easier to fill up the plane with fuel and tell the pilot to land wherever the fuel takes them but don't come back.

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LessNoise:
Lagos big boy? You pipu wee not kee me before my time....you sound like there's a list of Lagos big boys out there .....congratulations

Didn't you see the term "SUV" in that article?

That's all it takes.

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EgunMogaji:
I’ve heard that these are not your full prices.

Why do you omit the full prices that include surveys, etc

This is borderline false advertisement.

Ultimate Egun:

Can you shed more light on this Ibeju Lekki land offers?

Someone somewhere mentioned extra N1m hidden fees.

Some things are not adding up.

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cc: Oyejohnson, Adefemidan

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Do people really need Reno to point this out?

Historically, such colonies ended up subjugating their host communities.

FGN has no business allocating such colonies if the gesture cannot be extended to other farmers. Person wey bring home ants-infested firewood go dey ready to accommodate lizards.
Fulani colonies? Caveat emptor! It will never end well.

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smatt1711:
The only different between him and most Nigerian pastors is that he did his own in open , our pastors do worse than this, some do party even with there wife , Anyway all dog eat shit but if you eat and carry for mouth, na u be shit eater

Pleas your brother is looking for accommodation in Onitsha ,a good house with water ,2 bedroom flat or one room self contain, pleas phone me zero eight zero, eight seven five four,three eight five three

Reward is #10000(10k)

The main difference is that they did psychiatric evaluation on him. In Nigeria, the mad ones are allowed free reign as pastors. To be a pastor in Nigeria, all you have to do is call yourself one after all the followers will only be guided by "faith" until the inevitable happens.

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EternalTruth:
This scholarship is biased. Twas only set to favour science students.
Not a single arts student made it to the second stage due to their mathematical infested questions with ridiculous time limits.
I couldn't scale through with my 40% score.
We art students have always been marginalized from time immemorial.

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Life is not fair.


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Give NPF some credit.

At least they were smart enough not to have given him a loaded magazine.

Not that they wouldn't.

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ManirBK:
http://thenationonlineng.net/buhari-orders-clamp-illegal-arms-bearers/

They are interested in the Forest Guards and other militias with guns more than the Fulani herdsmen. Read Ali's statement again.

There is a big difference between feminists and militant feminists. The latter are usually frustrated and come in low haircut styles. Now...those are the self-hating and man-hating monsters to stay away from if one intends to live a blissful life. They are damaged psychologically beyond repair from many years of wrong choice in men.

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Woman and sex?

You pay to play.

Abstinence is the only veritable way.

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alfredo4u:
I will try and make it brief...few month before I got my new job that took me out of my former location. During that period, I do all I can to make sure me and my family feed well and manage the way we can.

During that period, there is this guy in my neighborhood that my wife always confide in, at times she goes to his place to collect whatsoever she want in the guys fridge to eat. Which I warned her to stop doing and always manage what we have in the house with the children.

One night around 10:30pm, I caught her carrying things in her hand coming from the guys room, with that annoyance I slapped/kick her not minding the same guy coming at her back. Although, me and this guy do help each other whenever we do need each others help.

After that incident, I seriously warned her to stop entering any single guys apartment and to stop allowing guys into my apartment whenever I'm not around.

Just last two weeks, I called her around 10pm to wish her a wonderful night rest, during that call, I heard a voice in the background, I ask her who was that, only for her to tell me is the guy I asked her to stop entering my place whenever am not around. That he is watching match in my parlour. Immediately I banged the call.

The next morning, I called her and was correcting her of what she did, I asked her just one question 'what did she think the neighbours will say if they see him coming out of my place by that time of the night?......She started nagging on the phone and said she have her life to live, and I have mine and I can't stop her from the way she live her life....I now reminded her that I'm her husband and she should live to my expectations and abide by my rules, she said never. With that annoyance, I told her I will never send her feeding allowance to her again, that whenever she needs the children food, she should go to the supermarket across and collect their food. Although I do deposit cash for the children provisions up front.

Since that day, I stopped calling her and she never calls. Right now, I'm thinking of pulling my children away from her before she will corrupt the children.

House, pls kindly advise......pls if you don't have any useful advise, pls jump and pass ohhhhh. No insults pls

Simple solution.

Lace her with Climb and gum! May be available in Kenya.

Or better, magun.

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GavelSlam:
Is it your money?

So said investors in MMM.

The history of Nigeria will be incomplete without mentioning MMM.

It washed, rinsed, flushed and cycled the same way cryptocurrency is washing right now ready to rinse.

Early investors get in and make all the money, then lure in late arrivals and leave them stranded with empty bags.

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Dailyhappenings:
Pastor Dancing And Drinking Beer He Was Later Arrested For
Kissing And Sexually Assaulting His House Maid
See video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4JMb1K-uNQ

Touch not my annointed and do my prophet no harm.

By the time these numerous religious scammers finish with Africans, hell will look like El Dorado.
From tithe scams, adultery to party (might as well)...the signs are there but the sheeples beg to differ.

Location: Lagos.

Victim: Single lady

Time: Midnight.

Destination: unknown.

I don't want to say what's on my mind.

But I suspect runs.
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Papiikush:
Lol... I don't flatter myself. You are my slave

https://www.nairaland.com/4307780/tboss-not-roll-small-boys/2#64471305

https://www.nairaland.com/4312178/davido-girlfriend-chioma-avril-rowland/3#64531424

https://www.nairaland.com/4198576/unilag-girl-recounts-rape-beg/6

https://www.nairaland.com/3587307/big-brother-naija-2017-live/2149

https://www.nairaland.com/4184694/bobrisky-gate-man-jacob-dance


I am your lord and master.

I am your source of relevance, I own your emotions and I can manipulate it to my will.

You have to follow me all over nairaland because I made you my slave whose purpose is to walk behind his master

Like I said, when you are done running after my comments, let me know

He may be in love with you.

What's the definition of a stalker monitoring spirit?

hypertension:
Useless meeting

But wait oh..why did buhari send Osibanjo to Davos and rather decided to attend Adis Ababa

In Davos, world leaders and top business men/women, including billionaires are negiotiating and signing new deals.

One would think at this time of slow nigerian economic growth and recovery, the president would need help from big investors.

To be frank eh, this Buhari guy na Goooat.

Because Osibanjo is the one that can say what they will understand.

Do you remember the uncle promising you job(s) as soon as you graduate?

He ain't got nothing!

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God deserted Nigeria a long time ago.

All the religious hypocrisy will never help.

Even secular nations have never had it this bad.

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aljharem:
How many coren engrs can build a bridge? Lol no be Lebanese and co. The truth is that we have quack engineers in Nigeria. It is just title

I still marvel at how the Arabs took over Engineering construction works in Nigeria.

It seems that Nigerian engineers can calculate that 100m is equivalent to 30.48m...until you tell them to measure it with a tape.

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It is cowardice to ask Buhari not to run.

Let him and others get a run for it.

It is up to Nigerians to decide who "rules" or leads them.

If they choose Buhari again, so be it.

Just when I thought Nigeria had hit rock bottom with GEJ, Buhari came and drilled through the bottom.

Call me a naysayer. I know that a lot Nigeria are willing to sacrifice good life for 3 cups of rice and N2000 each. A few well-informed folks may digress. But in democracy, the winner is whoever has the highest votes. In a land with many morons who think alike, they will always lead a few wise fellows. That's the disadvantage of democracy.

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Interesting.

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Words that are grossly abused in Nigeria:

Mansion

Celebrity

Nollywood actor/actress

chineduemmao:
"respect is earned" good word combo yet void of meaning. Sounds inspiring yet decieving in its self reality. So u mean to tell me that a woman that bore the man u married and the man that the trained him into the man he was b4 u married him is yet to earn your respect?

You know at least one bad man or one bad woman in your neighbourhood. Guess what? Someone is married to the son or the daughter is betrothed to someone. Some men/women are not worth the respect wasted on them.
There are ladies who wish death on their mothers-in-law but kneel and bow to them. That's pretense/conformity and not respect. Sadly, some folks cannot differentiate between the two.

The prof missed the point.

Although we all know say e wan use style showcase his house for village.

Na lizard and rats get that village mansion.

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freshboi88:
Let's not support nonsense, how will my wife insult my own brother, he is my family too. If my wife can insult my brother, she can insult my mother and father as well. What she did was wrong, she had no right to insult the brother in public

Your mother and father can be insulted if they insult themselves first. Respect is earned. Insult must not be verbal. It could be subtle.

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Bhelamblog:
Looks Like there's a Big trouble in Paradise.. So You remember last week Amara called out Her Husband's brother Ogbonna Kanu who is also Laura Ikeji's Husband, Accusing him of been a coward, and trying to separate them, She also called him a Borrow Pose, and that might have stired up a war in their home..

As am talking to you right now, Kanu Nwakwo has unfollowed his wife, And she did same too. The Battle just begun, and I will be keeping you updated..
See below!


News From Ebiwali-- http://www.ebiwalismoment.com/2018/01/kanu-nwakwo-unfollow-his-wife-amara-on.html

There is no trouble in paradise. As I predicted, Nwankwo Kanu will turn around and play the good cop. But the most important thing is that his message to his brother was delivered.

Expected result: They will follow each other back. Ogbonna will follow his lane. Nwankwo Kanu's family will enjoy their money and live happily ever after after going through AMCON's stress test.
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Efewestern:
yes sure. Nigeria is a shit hole because a racist tells you so, you are a disgrace to the black race, We know things are not working out well, but to team up with an outsider to insult your father's land says a lot about you.

Do you think India is any way better than most African countries?, but they will never Insult their land just because a foolish old Trump says so, you think Insulting your land will make them accept you?.. Think!!!!!! Think!!!!

You dare not insult my people in my presence and you expect me to smile with you, there are so many respectful ways to pass your displeasure about Africa, not insulting us in our face, and some worthless blacks are celebrating.

Spit.

You are actually proving Trump right.
You are more concerned with insolence than facts.
And you just had to dig for another shithole to compare with Nigeria. By the way, the technological advances in India will get to Nigeria in another 100 years especially with your Minister of Technology bragging about pencil production by 2019. While at it, why not compare Nigeria with Afghanistan and Zimbabwe since you are comfortable in abyss.

I believe it is political correctness that made Trump said that. Any realistic critic should be able to say worse.
Poor road network, no electricity, no fuel, high unemployment. And to top it off, a country with thousands of professionals, technocrats, moguls picked a senile illiterate to lead them in this 21st Century.

A lot of Nigerians living in Nigeria know that Nigeria is bad but they don't understand how bad it is because they have never ctossed the borders. Once you step out of Nigeria, you will understand how messed up that country really is in all indices.

Nemo dat quod non habet.
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