₦airaland Forum

I hope they recovered his loot.

It could be another case of Nigeria money lost to the Western banks.

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And some ladies cannot find a husband.

It seems like divorcees are en vogue.

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I thought you people are praying for Buhari to fail.

Now that God is answering your prayers, why are you people complaining?

I can only laugh. People have no idea of what they are praying for because they have been blinded by partisanship.


I wish Buhari fails more. Let's see who will bear the brunt in the next few years. Keep praying. LOL. Biting the nose to spite the face? Buhari is enjoying the best the world has to offer. Please do not hesitate to continue praying that the country fails because of the hatred for Buhari.

And I pray," Dear God, please answer the prayers of Nigerians. They want Buhari to fail. Please hearken to their voice. Let $1 = N1000. Let inflation be at 1000%. Let fuel lines return. May PHCN switch remain at OFF position. Please let corruption thrive. Let Boko Haram remain undefeated. For even though their lives will suck, they shall remain eternally grateful to you in assisting them prove to the world that Buhari is a dullard. They don't care about their future nor the welfare of their children, they just want Buhari to fail. All these I ask through your son our Lord Jesus Christ. Amen.

/*feel free to print and pray every morning* /

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Dude is more interested in publicity than getting well.

In hospital and posting on NL? You should have been discharged since.

The damage to your car does not warrant a neck brace. It is a minor fender bender.

Cut it out already.

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papaejima1:
No that's not my plan. I asked a question.
Meanwhile, I am a strong advocate of meeting the Fulani aggressors with superior force and mind numbing violence. It is the only language they understand.

I have a neighbour who hails from Enugu and he told us a story of how his village man went to the bush to set his trap. A fulani led his cows into the bush and one of the cows stepped on the trap set for ground squirrels and grass cutters. The fulani got mad, climbed up a tree and patiently waited for the villager. When the man returned in the evening to check on the traps, the fulani shot a poisoned arrow straight into his heart and he died on the spot.

The youths of the village said enough was enough, mobilized, hunted down the idiot and his cows, dispatched him, then blocked the expressway at several points, stopped every vehicle carrying hausas or fulanis and began a "cleanup exercise". It took the state govt to make them stop.

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That's how you do it. Can you imagine what would have happened if the community remained calm and chose peaceful approach? Their community would have been extinct by now. If the herdsmen hurt one person, round them up.

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Since then, the village has been free of fulani nonsense. In fact they avoid the village like there is ebola in it.
That is how to do it.

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I look at the roads and wonder why people waste money buying new vehicles in Nigeria. The vehicles that will ply these roads need to be retrofitted with offroad parts. No car company has this kind of road network in mind in designing their vehicles.

Buying new cars in Nigeria is a colossal waste of money. Once you wash off the mud from your vehicle, it dulls the colour and kills the appearance. Most newer vehicles im.Nigeria look like crap after one rainy season.

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AMBITIOUS GUYS

They continue with aggressive pursuit of their goals and see women/relationship as distractions. Some of them have it tattooed in their brains that women are dreamkillers. They are not afraid to woo ladies just that it is not worth their time and effort. Most of the time, it is the women that want to nail them down in a relationship. Those guys can be emotionless.

papaejima1:
Wrong!
They simply go to the nearest barrack and call their fulani soldier brothers who raid the community and kill the residents as a lesson. It happened in Rivers State sometime under Obasanjo or Yar Adua presidency.

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So your plan is for the communities to do nothing and continue to be decimated by the fulani herdsmen? If every community is up in arms to defend themselves, they will stop. Ondo state has taken a stand. Let Ogun, Edo, all the way to Cross River take tough stand and you will see the nonsense stop. I am waiting for a governor that will be crazy enough to declare them shoot at sight. Do fulani people want to die? I don't think so. Communities need to defend themselves until the FG is honest and determined to check the machination of fulani herdsmen.

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Since you have access to the internet, look up the health implications of asbestos. There is no way anyone should be using asbestos in a building whether as a roofing material or ceiling.
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Adeyinka12:
What is wrong with this hausa-fulani people . Is it because the president is from there region ?

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Nothing is wrong with them.

Blame the communities that tolerate their nonsense even with the fore knowledge that they are marauders.

If the next time Fulani herdsmen approach a community and the community fires up a barbeque grill for beef suya, the menace will stop. The government has proved that they cannot defend her communities. It is very foolish of the communities to turn into sitting ducks to be slaughtered by the Fulani herdsmen.

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There is no need in checking the name. Each tribe has her specialty:

Fraud/scam ---Yoruba

Drugs -- Igbo

Craddle-snatching -- Hausa.

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Go on Facebook and join Due Process Advocates moderated by Bar. Emeka Ugwuonye, a Havard-trained lawyer who is a troublemaker. Present your case to them and they will get involved. Possibly they may get the top echelon of NPF involved. That way, the land and the security of the girl will be somewhat guaranteed from the machination of the uncles.

It is worth the trial. They work pro bono because Emeka is trying to create a niche for himself in Nigeria.

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I consider commercial real estate as a backup plan than an investment. It takes decades to establish positive cash flow. The only way it could be an investment is if the complex is built with a loan, and after mortgage payments, there are residual incomes from the rent at the end of the month or years as the case may be.

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Blacks. Blacks. Blacks

Africans. Africans. Africans.

What kind of Engineering are they studying in the gazillion universities in Nigeria?

During harmattan, the heat in Kogi alone if properly harnessed could power the whole of Africa. And instead of following that line of thought, the so-called electrical/electronics students are busy welding scrap metals together as cars under the goading of the populace who see such as technological wonders.
And we were told that necessity is the mother of invention?

I give up!

/* walking to the shredder to shred my Nigerian passport. No more batting with the losing team */

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Clearing agents in Nigeria are the worst of the worst.

The FG should make sure the agents are registered and bonded or create avenue to cut off those leeches parading themselves as clearing agents. The worst of it all is that any mo.ron can become a Clearing agent. There is no minimum standard. There are no requirements. Just polish your lies, set up fictitious office and wait for victims. "Polish your lies" cannot be emphasized enough.
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No blood == not ghastly.


Nollywood movie?

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Kudos to Ciara for visiting the "motherland".

Although it doesn't change the fact that she is a D-list celebrity in US.

The only thing going for her now is the "baby daddy" drama.

Take that away...Ciara fades to obscurity.

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Buhari can definitely make N1 = $1.

He can borrow the idea from Ghana by recalibrating naira to N1 = $1 but with the purchasing power of
$1 = N500. Can you then say that he didn't fulfill his campaign promises? Not until you show up
to purchase goods with the new N1 and pay N500 for something of $1 value. It is a matter of decimal points.

Don't even for a minute think that APC government will not find a way to spin it into a positive news.

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What's the big deal?

It is just $24,000 tricycle renamed Slingshot.

If that's the kind of money they spend in Abuja, Nigeria would have been so much better.

Other than the unique styling, there is nothing special about it other than how impractical it will be on Nigeria roads.

"Go-slow" robbers will have a field day around this one.
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Are you sure you didn't log into a phishing website and the criminals are gradually emptying your account?

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The only solution: Stay away from whatever IMF is prescribing. All the ailing nations that took their bait never became same afterwards.
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IOAGEM:
Wow George Soro indeed; You scared me bro , I was going to say "tell me more" when I saw your name however Invertedhammer I started laffing ,how would an invertedhammed look like in real sense and what can we use an inverted hammer for ? Lmao

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The initiated members know what that means.

You seem to be thinking about it in the wrong context.

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persius555:
The focus is not the sustainance of forex, but the push fornigerians to start producing instead of being a consumption giant. Its better now than never.

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Nigerians are very predictable.

US dollars comes down to N197 and the rush to import will start all over again.

Locally produced goods? When government cannot give steady power supply nor make fuel readily available. It is all wishful thinking.
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Prevention is better than cure.

In recent cases, the victims know the perpetrators without any kits. What happened to those cases?

Nigeria officials like unnecessary gragra. Where is the fingerprint or DNA database they will use to identify the rapists? Will this kit help to identify armed robbers that rape their victims?
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Next target is N400 - N500.

CBN move is unsustainable. The FG does not have enough reserves to prop up naira. This is a temporary relief.

Nigeria's foreign reserves is about $29bn. Russia had about $400b and used $76b to prop up the rubble in 2014. Yet the rubble fell to all times low after all the efforts.

The prayer should be that the George Soros of this world will stay away from the naira saga. George Soros? Yes! The man that broke the Bank of England by trading against the British pound until the fat lady sang. In 1992, he sat on pound sterling and made $1b from the heist.

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I don't understand Nigerians sometimes.

The government.has shown that she is incapable of defending her citizens. Yet some communities make themselves sitting duck to be butchered by marauding Fulani herdsmen. Let them arm and defend themselves. Thereafter the government can proceed with the investigations that usually lead to naught.

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The more reason you should stop shaking people's hands. From open defecation, nose picking to a.ss scratching; hand sanitizer can only do so much.

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Dohmeenick:
But she is my last hope..I don't have anyway of getting income

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Then do it already.

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I like the way one ab0ki placed the okada behind and in between the cars.

What an irony?!

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dsquare33:
It is glaring that Nigerians are their own worst enemies.Even the pepper and meat seller are using Dollars as an excuse to hike their products, no wonder the country is not moving forward.

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There is nothing wrong in hiking the prices.

Nigeria is an import-dependent nation.

A pure water seller has to jack up his/her price from N60 to N100 for a bag of pure water to be able to afford an imported
toothpick that has been jacked from N150 to N400. If the seller continues at the old price, he/she may not be
able to afford the other essential things in life that he/she has to procure from other vendors. One thing
affects one and all which is why I said that those praying for Buhari to fail are placing curses on their lives
too. We assume that Buhari failed in the currency policy. Guess what? He is somewhere in the Middle East
enjoying the best life has to offer. And who is losing? Nigerians! The only thing his haters get will be just
that "aha!" moment. At the end, everyone loses.

It is simple as that.

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Buhari is enjoying his retirement in Aso Rock. Free rent, medical, travel and other fringe benefits.

By the time he finishes his two tenures, it may be time to join his ancestors. Nigerians elected someone who has no future interests in the nation and expect miraculous results. In other words, they elected the past to forge the future. LOL. Buhari has nothing to lose if Nigeria goes down the shitters.

Nigeria, the gift that keeps giving.
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5 weeks ago?

Will meet first time next week?

Talking about marriage?

I refuse to comment.
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