₦airaland Forum

sonofananimal:
but she can't leave her banana island and stay with the man she want to marry on tomatoes island! unless that man is living close to her on banana island. but peradventure she got married, will she sell her banana mansion

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She doesn't have to sell the house after all some people have many houses. She can live in the house with her husband but it has to be a gradual process amongst which will include relocating her family. Na there real war will come. Imagine Laura moving out of Banana island. She will probably commit suicide.

The biggest challenge is knowing who is in it for the money and who is in for love. Every suitor is a suspect. Such is life. You are poor--wahala. You are rich-- wahala
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ladyF:
hehehe I know right....another older lady, happily single and approaching 50....

Coming from the young one who is probably going to get pushed by society into lowering standards and ending up as a severely frustrated married individual all in the name of doing right by society even at the cost of your own happiness. Happy married life dear

Again, I'd rather be single and happy than be married and miserable. Cheers!!!

True talk.

Until you hit 30.

No human is an island. The pressure may start from your family first. No lady has ever fought and won "marriage" pressure in Nigeria. If you win outside, can you win within yourself. Successful? There are millions more successful than you will be that are married. So you will have no excuse. Your mama will wail about "grand children"; pastors will claim marine husband; your father will blame his enemies; enemies will say it is a family curse.

My dear, pray that "single at 40" is not your portion.
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This is where reality meets fantasy.

It will be very difficult for Linda to marry.

The people that can afford her in Nigeria are the ones with daddys' money. Such people tend to be immature.
If she marries for love, the husband should be open for insolence.

She can marry an oyibo, an international footballer or worst case scenario, find a stable Nigerian living outside the country away from the inquisitive minds of her blog visitors and amebo folks. Na real wahala.
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peppyluv02:
Thrash....

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Who knows? I could be a misogynist, in which case your opinion becomes inconsequential.

Beat it!

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God forbid there is an external aggression.

Nigeria will be incinerated.

If I were the President of Cameroun, I will annex Nigeria -- I know Nigeria cannot defend herself.

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People are very annoying.

If they withdraw their wards from the school, the school will run out of business and close down.

Nigerians are so daft that even when they have the power, they will refuse to exercise it. The people are very comfortable in playing victims and complaining even when there are better alternatives.
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She chose to procreate with a loser.

She should bear her own cross.

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impossible27:
Point of correction, my parent nd siblings are aglicans i am d only 1 of d family attending catholic. they did not push me nd they are not complaining because all churches are d same

U that is a catolic be4 tell us wat u know nd stop sprewing rubbish

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Education is never for free.

I refuse to tell you. Educate yourself.


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Mama Peace's prophecy is coming to pass.

The noose is getting tighter as the days go by.

Next news will be...Bayelsa home of GEJ raided by the operatives of EFCC.

Almost there...just a matter of time.

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Good for them.

On the flip side, they'd better be ready to lend one another money that they don't have. He who pays the piper determines the tune.

The West May probably turn off their IMF and World Bank loans tap. And worst case scenario place sanctions and embargo on Nigeria oil until the fat lady sings.

Africa as a continent has refused to grow intellectually, politically and economically. They are beggars and beggars we know have no choice.

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Fr. Mbaka should have seen this coming.

If all the disciples and apostles were persecuted...

If Christ himself was nailed to the cross for speaking against Rome and Pontius Pilate....

What makes him think he can speak the truth and be spared in the land of hypocrisy called Nigeria?

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mulante:
I wonder what a divorce will get her. Let me guess, 50% of his wealth.

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Some people think they can spend their way to love.

Love, once publicly advertised, tends to be shallow.

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If you live in US and you are using whatsapp, remember what they say about free lunch --it doesn't exist.

A word is enough for the wise.
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impossible27:
shhhh oga. if u dont know anything about catolic jst shut up.

I know u ar one of these warehouse churches, dat dosnt mean u will critosize other churches.

How did u know catolic church dose not speek for God

RUBBISH !!!

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Because I know. I am a Catholic who chose to be enlightened.

Most of you were born into different denominations and refuse to learn beyond the propaganda you were fed. You didn't choose Catholicism. Your parents shoved it down your throat.
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Kizmilz:
One word for my dressing to a Job interview...

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If in doubt, go with black ensemble.

The shoes? NO!

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When did Chris Uba become Ifeanyi Uba?

Both are not even related. Chris is from Uga. Ifeanyi is from Nnewi.

Mr. Aluko mentioned Chris Uba and not Ifeanyi. The same Chris that led a team of military men to Ekiti during the election. Did Ifeanyi listen to the interview or he relied on hearsay?

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Even if he used a shredder on the statement, a real team of intelligent officers will put it back together. As a matter of fact, it is someone's job to put such together. But we are talking about coconut head beneficiaries of quota system masquerading as investigators and prosecutors. To read stories about LEAs in Nigeria is for noting how not to handle intels.

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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing....Edmund Burke

Catholic church does not speak for God. The history of Catholicism is littered with oppression, money laundry and murder.

Fr. Mbaka accepted his transfer in good faith. Why all the wailing? Transfer of priests is a common practice in the Catholic church even though the timing is suspicious. The present day Nigeria needs a few good men to stand up. The mess is not going to clean itself. Everyone believes that Nigeria is rotten but no one is willing to bell the cat. The few that muster the courage to challenge the status quo are greeted with opprobrium from the same hoi polloi that they are fighting to liberate from emotional, physical and psychological servitude.
As Harriet Tubman succinctly put, "I freed a thousand slaves. I could have freed more if only they knew they knew they were slaves."

In my candid opinion, Nigerians should be left alone until the weakest links die off--survival of the fittest. The remaining people will then adapt accordingly. It is very disheartening seeing folks chastised because they are trying to save people who do not want to be saved.
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By the time they are done with Nigeria, it will be 1$ = N1,000.

When Lagarde visited Nigeria, I knew that "Economic hitmen" are on the prowl.

Goods will be priced in at 1$ = N300 from next month and the economic mismanagement sins of GEJ will come to surface.

Common oil in their backyard, freaking Nigerians cannot refine in this 2016.

Kudos to Nigerians whose lot in life is pursuit of happiness and mundane materials.

Colossal waste of brains! Nigeria is a true reflection of Blacks mentality.

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Women associated with Hope have been dying mysteriously in recent times. The ex-fiance' and this lady (supposedly his PA for a very long time) died exactly the same way in less than two years.

Coincidence? Who knows?

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Sandals are acceptable.

Sandals with chain like what that dude is wearing is totally unacceptable on a guy. That's so gay!

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Obiodunukwe:
Excellent response

People fear and reject what they dont know or understand

Americans need more education than guns. They are very ignorant folks

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Caucasians are naturally adventurous. When they don't know, they ask curious questions with subtle disclaimers.

But it is the Blacks that thrive on ignorance. Most of the ignorant crap come from them. Then you wonder why debate with someone who might not even know the capital city of his/her state of residence.

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People fly around all over the world looking for miracles and breakthrough....and you think from Enugu to Emene(a distance of about 5km) will deter followers. Not in the present day Nigeria.

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2nd picture:

Behind looks Chinese...flat like ironing board.

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Tell him that your pastor said that he is not for you.

I have never met anyone who could defeat this line of incredulous argument.
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XperiaZ6:
Geographically, Nigeria is in the North of the African continent. In reality this is the non political map of North africa

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LOL.

This is exactly what I am saying. This brother has been taught all his life that Nigeria is in West Africa. Oyibo goofed and said that Nigeria is in North Africa. And this brother is willing, without any line of persuasion, to throw away his knowledge because some misguided oyibo made a mistake. Do you need anymore evidence to show how Africans could be myopic?

The mind is a terrible thing to waste.
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Nigerians are plain stupid.
GEJ was a colossal failure as a president and a leader. Some people were gasconading about the international awards he is winning in recent times as if awards mean anything. That's the job of PR firms to find hungry, mushroom organizations to give out awards in an effort to launder a battered image. Guess what? They make millions of dollars doing it. They are not doing it for free.

If international awards mean that much, Kaitlyn Jenner wouldnt win "Woman of the Year" award for sex change surgeries. It takes a couple of people to make a decision on who wins the awards depending on what agenda they are pushing. $10k will get anyone a decent award. But heck! Throw an American ( especially a Caucasian) in the picture and Nigerians will go gaga. That's the same thwarted mentality of inferiority complex that made Rochas put a billboard with Obama in Owerri. A typical African fellow always needs the rubber stamp approval of whites to feel complete.
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OPCNAIRALAND:
Ibo, you love my input, stop pretending. Let me lecture you on the OP point and US Marine Force.

I once saw a car in a parking lot with a face cap emblazoned with an insignia that says ex- US Navy SEALS. Instantly I reminded myself that whoever owned this car was a black man. In America, their politics is along color line....ours in Nigeria is along ethnic line.

Soon enough he stepped out of the store. He didnt need to approach the car for me to know this is our SEAL dude. His attitude and swagger is loud and broadcasted who he was, without saying a word.
He was young and healthy, a perspective not to ignore for his current status.

SEALs are indoctrinated and groomed on siege, camouflaging, staying in the bacground, discreet, endurance, humility and hiding identity.

If you can be identified as a SEAL in public you are an endangerement and risk to the corps, your service ends! This would explain why at such young age and fit he was an ex.....they kicked him out for public display and lack of discretion.

This says much about your Marine Biafran. Who cares if he is Marine or security guard, who gives a dam.n that he is both Marine and a Biafran? The two aspects put together as a combined force is meaningless unless you are armed and facing an enemy.

A Marine is lethal only when armed with a lethal weapon. The Marines posted to Mogadishu were humiliated and America had to evacuate them before the Somalis would kill em all off.

The Marines stationed in Fallujah had to back off after months of failed air and ground assault that exposed their vulnerability and demystified their superiority in combat.

So parading yourself as a Marine and a Biafran is a big risk. Tell your brother to humble his ego and take cue from other Nigerians who served, and are still serving in US Marines and do so incognito!

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You are all talk.

If you pass through what these Marines pass through in Afghanistan and Iraq you won't be here typing bullshit. Marines and Navy seals are mortals too. Of course, there will always be casualties. But don't make light of the duties they perform during war.

By the way, there is nothing risky about parading oneself as a marine in USA and driving vanity Biafra plate. Stop being ignorant. Granted that the owner of the truck might not be in active service. If there is a problem, he would be called to order. Otherwise, stop speculating and posting nonsense. He is driving the truck in the open and heaven is yet to fall.
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Replace Andy Ubah with his illiterate brother Chris Ubah. The three Uba brothers (Ugochukwu, Andy, Chris) have become senators in Nigeria in this order lecturer, semi-literate to stark illiterate. Interesting!

Elections in Anambra state are always full of intrigue.

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dre11:
I suspect foul play....




tell me why citizens shouldn't take to jungle justice when it comes to armed robbery cases or those that are caught by them

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That's what happens when you don't burn them.

Only the living can embark on reprisal attacks.
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SwagZeus:
U are right about d clergy man dey killed, right about the armoured tank n also right about the sporadic gun shots but it wasnt for 2 hours, was for an hour n about 15minutes

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Did you use a stopwatch to time it?

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