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Celebrities › Re: American Police Tried To Arrest Davido Thinking He Is A SCAMMER Cos He Is BLACK! by InvertedHammer: 3:42pm On Mar 21, 2016
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I don't know if i believe this story. There must be some kind of public disturbance of peace before the cops come calling. If he said that he was pulled over for driving a fancy car in a predominantly white neighborhood, then i can understand.
Davido is a nobody in US. 0.000000001% of Americans cannot pick him up in a line up. Nigerians think the way the pursue foreign stuff is the way citizens of other countries do. To an American, Davido is "just one singer from Africa". That's how much they care.

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Car Talk › Re: For Those Of You Who Love To Drive Through Flood Water by InvertedHammer: 11:45am On Mar 21, 2016
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If you get up in a flood what do you do?

Carry your car on your head?

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Business › Re: Abia Mall Umuahia 90% Completed: Pictures by InvertedHammer: 10:27pm On Mar 20, 2016
CSTR2:
Stop this rubbish. It is embarrasing.
Countries of less than 10 million people are producing fighter jets and maglev trains.
What has the igbo nation of over 30 million people done?
Yes, i know the whole story of how Nigeria is a zoo. Still not an excuse really.
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I guess he is saying that one is only as strong as the weakest link.
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Romance › Re: Any Guy Who Doesn't Have A House And A Car Should Not Get Married Or Even Date! by InvertedHammer: 6:06pm On Mar 20, 2016
Vinshu:
In order to reduce the level of poverty amongst homes, in my opinion I think a man who has not enough money to buy a house of his own not rent at least a 3 bed room flat and a car to move him and his family around should not get married.

When he gets married in his low credit, the family tends to suffer. The probability that he will get rich is actually 0.5 not up to 1 because Sundry expenses will now become expenses when married. Things he could ignore when single will now be important.

When children arrive, the probability of getting rich falls to an all time low of 0.2. Have you observed that most men have a higher credit score when single? If you have $500 at the end of every week when single if your job/income doesn't change or upgrade when you get married your $500 falls to $200 because you no longer feed yourself but feed a woman and probably a child.

When the child grows older school fees will set in. And other bad debts will be incured .

Don't get me wrong, I ain't saying he will never make it but in the mean time, why bring a child to the world to suffer? Even if it's for 6 years before you make it? Why take a woman from her father's comfy house to hardship in the name of marriage?

I advice ladies never to get married no matter how cool a guy is unless he is proven to be able to cater for your needs and that of your children financially in all ramifications both expenses and sundry expenses.

It doesn't make any sense, what you enjoy when single as a lady why stop enjoying it because your husband has no money or your money now goes to supporting him?

They say women ain't equal to men. Ok let the men be rich and rich enough to take care of their wives 101% before getting married. In fact, studies show most men marry for sex.
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You fail to understand that successful guys are equally as scared of getting married as broke guys. There is nothing in marriage for men if you live in the western world which is why marriage is incentivized to reel in unsuspecting and gullible guys.

In other words, there is no magic formula in any issues involving marriage. Linda Ikeji and Basketmouth parents were broke. Umar Mutallab's parents are wealthy. Yet the rich kid who had it all, was raised well wanted to blow up an airplane.

I wish marriage were as simple as house and cars.
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Politics › Re: Lagosians Groan Over Darkness And Fuel Scarcity by InvertedHammer: 6:52am On Mar 20, 2016
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It is a mockery on intelligence to blame APC.

APC is just an acronym, same as PDP.

Blame the President...Buhari.

Blaming the party creates more loopholes for excuses.

The President is in charge and he must bear the blame.

APC == PDP. Leave party alone and ask for good governance.

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Politics › Re: Rivers Rerun: APC Member Stabbed By Opposition Party - Graphic Photos by InvertedHammer: 5:50pm On Mar 19, 2016
viviangist:
ThePhotos below is what is happening right now at Ward 4 Obio/Akpor in Rivers state Nigeria, alleged APC member Ward 4 Obio/Akpor stabbed by PDP thugs at Rumuodomaya, see Photos below.

Source http://www.viviangist.com/rivers-rerun-apc-member-stabbed-by-opposition-party-graphic-photos
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Sitting and sutures.

Militants style.

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Phones › Re: Samsung S7 And S7 Edge Price In Nigeria, Got Mine Today by InvertedHammer: 5:41pm On Mar 19, 2016
Bobbieydeey:
No pun intended, all I can read here is pure hate, I'm very sure if you were given that phone as a gift you wld flood this thread with pictures of it.... Just free abeg just stop the money yarns
deen4real7902:
Anybody interested in Marketing my services?, I have the experience and skills but lack merketing. My services are installation and maintenance of:

1. Fire alarm system
2. CCTV camera
3. Burglar Alarm system
4. Access door control system
5. Pepper spray Alarm system
6. Intercom system
7. Fire extinguishers
8. Inverter and ups system
9. Video door phone
10. Security surveilllance systems

You can contact me on 080........,
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LOL.

Phone as a gift? What is this? High School?

This dude needs to build himself first. He has no business wasting his meagre resources on gadgets.


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Phones › Re: Samsung S7 And S7 Edge Price In Nigeria, Got Mine Today by InvertedHammer: 5:29pm On Mar 19, 2016
Bobbieydeey:
But wait, who are you to judge how he spends his moneyhuhhuh? Isit your moneyhuh?? undecided
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Nobody is judging him. We are telling him to stop playing a f.ool who as noted, " a fo.ol and his money are easily separated" Some folks are waiting for S9.

He should show the phone to his dad and tell him that he bought it for the amount noted.
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Phones › Re: Samsung S7 And S7 Edge Price In Nigeria, Got Mine Today by InvertedHammer: 5:13pm On Mar 19, 2016
hayordele1:
Shut up jor!.......Go to developed country and see what they use money to do!....Buying of 235k money and posting it on nairaland....Dangote no get time for this now....#EronuNow
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Lol.

To think that the OP was recently asking for help in marketing his "technical installation" skills tells a lot about him. OP is an unemployed or low-level technician. He got his priorities screwed. A technician who relies on solicitations to get a job has no business buying N235k phone. He wants to look good first and make money later.
Gaming...PS3/4...phones, all end-user items make the OP an immature spendrifth who has no concept of money.

For sure, he has no responsibilities.
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Phones › Re: Samsung S7 And S7 Edge Price In Nigeria, Got Mine Today by InvertedHammer: 4:41pm On Mar 19, 2016
deen4real7902:
Got my Samsung S7 edge today at Samsung office at Ikeja City Mall (Alausa shoprite) for 235k, I was the 11th person to buy it, so I was giving a Gear VR and Back cover with it. The Samsung S7 cost 205k.
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N235k on a phone that is only good for 6 months before a new upgrade comes along?

I hope it has a crack-resistant screen.

You are a mor.on. You got played.

You need to educate yourself about money. Because you can afford it, doesnt mean you should get it. Respect the Indians and Chinese business people. They got it figured out. A black man? Hell No!

Surprisingly, big timers in Nigeria i come across usually don't carry phones this expensive. Only students (especially females) buy these gadgets because that's the stage they are in life.
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Politics › Re: Pro-Biafran That Embarrassed Okorocha Handcuffed And Arrested (video) by InvertedHammer: 4:35pm On Mar 19, 2016
timidapsin:
Another video from me smiley smiley

Guys Remember this Igbo Guy that Disgraced Gov Okorocha some days ago?
Well he was not Only Manhandled and dragged out of the Building he was also Handcuffed and Arrested
watch video proof below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPb6z1W0z-s

Mobile users watch here=>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPb6z1W0z-s

source: Watch more Videos: Subscribe:=>http://youtube.com/timidapsinvids
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Arrest doesn't mean anything.
Worst case scenario, he will be fined for disorderly conduct-- a misdemeanor.
Case closed.
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Politics › Re: 'James Ibori Will Return In July To Help Sanitize Nigeria'-APC Chief,Ayiri Emami by InvertedHammer: 4:30pm On Mar 19, 2016
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This is how it will be:

Ibori will come back to a big reception. His people will adore him. But after about 6 months, he will try to re-assert himself and will meet a brick wall because he has no power of incumbency-- no more crumbs for his teaming followers from the state coffers. Since election is far off, the followers will switch loyalty to the highest bidder. The governor will checkmate his influence by castrating him politically. Thereafter, Ibori will be demystified and fade into oblivion.

Ibori today is not the same as Ibori the governor. He has no state funds to buy loyalty. His people are still living in fantasy.
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Politics › Re: ALERT: Osun State Will NOT Pay March Salaries - Thecable. by InvertedHammer: 11:06pm On Mar 18, 2016
OZAOEKPE:
grin and the suffering begins grin






when the criminal was busy spraying money during campaign and 'holy' baba was looking at him, many apc agents(modath, berem, passingshots, uncle gbawe, omenka etc) were busy praising the r*m, now the money don finish grin osun people are now bearing the heat cheesy
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This is my point. Pray for good leaders. Party loyalty is nonsense since there is no ideological difference among all the Nigeria parties. Salaries do not recognize party affiliation. Will Aregbe miss a breakfast? No. The same goes for those praying for Buhari to fail; your lives will be screwed too. Worst case scenario, Buhari jumps on a plane to go and chill in Dubai while you line up at the fuel station with your generators' fuel tanks under scorching sunlight.
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Crime › Re: My Dad Wrongly Detained: Please........ I Need Your Humble Advice About My Dad by InvertedHammer: 3:02pm On Mar 18, 2016
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You should be talking to the politician who is sponsoring Imo Rescue Network. This is what happens when one sticks out his neck for a politician--he will be used and dumped.
Oh..and by the way, it is "petition" and not "partition".
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Politics › Re: Afolabi Akanni In Rubber Bathroom Slippers by InvertedHammer: 2:53pm On Mar 18, 2016
joeprince23:
I am typing this with my eyes full of tears,see how an honourable member of ekiti HOA is tortured not minding his age and health status... God will surely punish buhari for appointing a bigot daura man in charge of DSS
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They don't consider their ages and health when they loot.

Only after being caught that they feign ill.

A Nigerian politician? Guilty as charged. Someone has to be the scapegoat and the gods chose him.

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Politics › Re: Gov Okorocha Commissions Shoprite In Owerri (pix) by InvertedHammer: 8:05pm On Mar 17, 2016
obailala:
But why is Nigeria even like this?... Is it that none of our 'big businessmen' can float a massive retail chain like shoprite?... The way we celebrate shoprite, sometimes I find it embarrassing.
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It is not just Nigeria. It is one of the curses of being blacks. Studies show that money will exchange hands about 26x within a Jewish community before going out. But money stays an average of 6mins in a black's hand before he/she runs out shopping and gives it out to someone from a different race who is always trying to sell him/her some mundane materials.

Nigerians love to shop whether they have money or not -- pursuit of things to use to cover what ails them psychologically.
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Health › Re: Tooth Extraction by InvertedHammer: 12:37pm On Mar 17, 2016
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Your nerve endings are compromised. That's where the pain is coming from. Taking pain pills is not the solution. It will soothe the pain and when the medication wears off, the pain seems to come back. Go back to the dentist or do I say, another dentist. This time don't be cheap and most importantly stay away from bones.
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Career › Re: Kenechukwu Ezeh: Female Barber In Enugu(photos) by InvertedHammer: 11:20pm On Mar 16, 2016
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Good job.

But she needs to work on her lining...a little bit rough.

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Celebrities › Re: Fan Mocks Paul, Peter Okoye Responds by InvertedHammer: 11:17pm On Mar 16, 2016
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Paul is arrogant.

I listened to one of their interviews where he stated that he is the artistic one and does all the songwriting.

So much for a team work.
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Fashion › Re: Okuneye Idris-Olanrewaju: Male Barbie Doll (Photos) by InvertedHammer: 11:14pm On Mar 16, 2016
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Checks name...

Confirmed!

Nothing new.

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Culture › Re: Ife Queen Wuraola With Her Lebanese Husband by InvertedHammer: 4:51am On Mar 16, 2016
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Upon all his education, exposure and experiences in life, the Oba succumbed to the scam of some phantom deities who chose an "olosho" for him as a wife. Indeed, the gods must be crazy.
The oba never talk wetin the woman take cook for am. Na only God knows which private part she wash use the water prepare soup for the olodo Oba.
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Travel › Re: Accident At Atakpo Delta, 14 Dead - Graphic Photos by InvertedHammer: 4:47am On Mar 16, 2016
Flexherbal:
When you die, that thing you Have been hiding will be made public. All the money in your account, will be pass to your next of kins. Impact in people's lives today.
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Whether you impact people or not, when you die, your chapter will be closed.
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Travel › Re: Accident At Atakpo Delta, 14 Dead - Graphic Photos by InvertedHammer: 4:46am On Mar 16, 2016
Flexherbal:
When you die, that thing you Have been hiding will be made public. All the money in your account, will be pass to your next of kins. Impact in people's lives today.
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Whether you impact people or not, when you die, your chapter will be closed.
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Business › Re: CBN Introduces New Charges On ATM Cards, Cheques by InvertedHammer: 4:42am On Mar 16, 2016
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Not enough.

I would love to see more squeezing of the masses.

Nigerians can only learn the hard way.
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Properties › Re: A Roofing Project For A Nairalander By A Nairalander (pictures) by InvertedHammer: 10:21pm On Mar 15, 2016
tivta:
@op,what ever happened to the good old type of roofing? This high rise roof seems risky to me not to mention unnecessarily expensive, what are the main benefits of this type of roof?
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Nigeria is about what is en vogue.

One can look at any house in Nigeria and tell what era it was built. From zinc, asbestos, round house, aluminium long span to stone-coated roofing tiles; it is all about herd mentality.
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Celebrities › Re: Photos Of Wizkid's Los Angeles Mansion by InvertedHammer: 8:07pm On Mar 14, 2016
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Nice condominium


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Education › Re: Medical Students To Spend 11 Years In Varsity − NUC by InvertedHammer: 5:53pm On Mar 14, 2016
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It doesn't matter how long they stay in school. The main issue is: Does Nigeria have the facilities, technical-know-hows, specialists to train the doctors? It is a pipe dream. More like putting a cart before a horse. Take a look at any of the Teaching hospitals and tell us if there could be
any expected positive outcome from training the residents there for a million years.

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Celebrities › Re: Paul Okoye Remembers Late Mother Amid Messy Family Drama, Fans React(Pics) by InvertedHammer: 4:46pm On Mar 14, 2016
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It is very rare to see close families remain the same after marriages.

Divergent interests surface.

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Politics › Re: Okonjo-iweala With IMF Boss, Christine Lagarde (photos) by InvertedHammer: 3:27pm On Mar 14, 2016
Since when is the IMF boss a celebrity to be revered by Nigerians? Like i said before, I dont like IMF and what they are selling. If you want to deceive people, use their kind. I have always known that NOI is a puppet.

Africans in the West are efficient managers because they have bosses in the higher up breathing down their necks. Just like OBJ stated, NOI needs to be told what to do. Folks blow NOI's trumpet as having worked in the World bank forgetting that she was an employee. She could never take unilateral decision without the imprimatur of her bosses.

I would rather be a Minister of Finance in Nigeria than the Vice President of the World bank.
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Business › Re: Finishing Pictures Of Owerri Mall by InvertedHammer: 3:26am On Mar 14, 2016
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Mall, hotels, motels.

All about enjoyment.


Where is the commercial center of Imo State?

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Crime › Re: Cultists Behead Two Students Of Abia State University (warning!! Graphic Photos) by InvertedHammer: 12:52am On Mar 14, 2016
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All the nincompoops that come on NL claiming one family or the other must be shaking in their boots now.

You think you are a hard man? Not so fast. Until you graduate, finish your project and clearance; death may be knocking at your door.

Be ready for that axe, knife or bullet to the head. Good riddance to rubbish. Don't think you are invicible or invisible. You reap what you sow. Bunch of mo.rons.
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Politics › Re: How Gov Obiano Is Transforming Awka To A Modern City Pics Of Old And New Awka by InvertedHammer: 12:42am On Mar 14, 2016
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It doesn't make sense to berate anyone who thinks that Awka is beautiful. We don't know where he is coming from. Beauty is in the eyes of a beholder. This could be the first time that the OP has stepped out of his village. So pardon his ignorance.

In my opinion, Awka is a glorified village.

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