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/ Maybe, he should...must he? // |
critique101: This one wey your account dey grow. U sure say we no go meet so I can help you bring down your account to its normal levelI hope dem never send you ooo! ![]() |
/ One thing I don't understand about sex. Guys spend a lot of money to get a chick. Then they throw a bag over their d1ck, stick it into a whole. Continue rocking back and forth till the d1ck throws up. Then it is all over. The wife finds out the d1ck threw up in another hole and asks for the husbands head. What a mystery! Where is the crime? // |
/ He will probably be the only survivalist. Dude will not have to worry about the incessant honking in Lagos. No be just to drive? After all, na the conductor dey announce location and destination. Wahala go dey when passenger dey shout "owa o!" and driver no hear! // |
/ How can you tell who is an illegal immigrant in the north considering the fact that they all look very almajirish? // |
/ It is becoming extremely difficult to feel sorry for any southerner killed in Kano or Maiduguri. These fellows sacrificed their lives for money. Period! // |
[quote author=*Kails*]idk...should a wife forgive an adulterous husband? [/quote]Heck. I will forgive her but the marriage is over.If she catches me cheating, it is her call not mine. And I for one will not ask for forgiveness. I will see it as "I got caught" and will bear the full consequences. And those consequences should be enough deterrents to cheat in the first place. |
/ I miss the motivation. Each time she drained my account..it usually motivated me to hustle harder Now she is gone, my account is growing but the hustling spirit is dying. // |
obadiah777: AN INCH AWAY FROM THE GRAVE AT 67 ? THEN AGAIN I GUESS IN NAIJA THATS A HUGE THING TO LIVE TO 67. IN ILFORD A 110 YEAR OLD MAN JUST RAN A MARATHON. THE GUY PICK RACE LIKE USAIN BOLT SELF. SEIKH MAN. HE CARRY TURBAN FOR HEAD DURING THE RACE TOOThe recent study by the United Nation's Human Development Report has put Nigeria's life expectancy at birth at 48.4 years, a little rise from the 47.7 years recorded for the country last year. So 67-yrs old person for naija is long overdue for kick over Any year(s) above 48 na jara ![]() |
/ Should have been "Audio recording of NGF election" I no see any video ![]() // |
There is no forgiveness here. Being adulterous (an adjective) means that she is given to adultery. So it is not even a one-time deal. I will kungfu her a@s out! |
/ An Igbo man once said that his problem was not that he caught his wife in bed with another man; rather he is more concerned with what they discussed about him that gave the man the audacity to climb her. Matthew 5:31-32 "And it was said, 'Whoever sends his wife away, let him give her a certificate of divorce'; but I say to you that everyone who divorces his wife, except for the cause of adultery, makes her commit adultery; and whoever marries a divorced woman commits adultery" // |
rozayx5: low liquidity, 18% another bored day US HOLIDAY: Memorial Day (May 27th, 2013) US Market closed. |
/ The IG should decree that henceforth any police personnel found extorting from citizens will be shortlisted on the list of next batch to go arrest Ombatshe. // |
Rooneyboy: u wey get two heads , why don't u go and arrest them ![]() |
/ What do you think will happen to Ombatshe? They used the lives of the SSS and policemen to market their skills. Why arrest them when you can employ their services for 2015? Politicians are watching...Let the pilgrimage to Eggon begin. I need my odeshi too. Who wan die?. // |
/ Amechi is only 48? I was thinking more like 60 / |
/ How much photo-editing can pictures take? The pictures look as fake as they come. // |
/ It is called Disappearing Act I don't think you owe anyone explanations. Before most people call it quits, the signs are there already just a matter of when // |
/[size=14pt] MASSOB are you watching? Nigeria is afraid of gallantry not parades Stop making fools of yourselves [/size] // |
/ It is not only ladies. It happens to guys too. For me, I must marry this year by fire by force. I want to have kids so badly that I have given myself this year as deadline. Does that come out as being desperate? Yes, I am desperate to marry folks. Help a brother out, if you could. / |
USA since 2008. Travel to Nigeria 2-3 times in a year and stay for 1 month. Most I have stayed was 7 months (in 2010). I will keep doing it this way. No intention of moving back to Nigeria for good now b/c it doesn't make sense. |
Hollywood has enormous resources financially, technologically and otherwise to beat Bolly in all categories. Talk about virtual reality! Bollywood theme is mostly centered on love and songs...more of soap opera like its nephew Nollywood. Heck the name Bolly alone tells you that the Indians saw something in Holly that they are trying to imitate. |
CFCfan: I live in Escondido, San Diego county.Rep'ing LBC...In the house!!! But parking in downtown Long Beach is a bi.tch! |
Perception! Perception!! Perception!!! Nigeria has bad reputation and image. No country will like to expose their database to Nigeria. It is extremely difficult to tell the good guys from the bad guys because there are no records. So, most countries that matter will not like to deal with Nigeria. The joke will be for a credit card company to outsource their call centers to Nigeria. |
CFCfan: I guess some of the men were greatly angered by perceived wrongs committed by their spouses It is poverty! Some of these women are nurses and make between $50K to $80k (double shifts and overtime) in a year. For them $80k is a lot of money, as in African Bill Gates. So they start harassing, disrespecting and cheating on their husbands. And as the saying goes "hell has no fury as a woman scorned" without remembering that "a woman scorned has no fury as a dejected husband with a gun who has nothing more to lose". You got the picture? Those women forget that 6ft is 6ft until the inevitable happens. And the cycle continues.... |
/ All these abo.ki and Ngba.ti mujahideens originating from Nigeria should be of great concern to all peaceful people of the world. / |
Ola Johnson: It is your lack of understanding that would make you say Pyrate Confranternity nay National Association of Seadogs is a cult, and therefore Wole Soyinka a cultist. ..NO! Pyrate Confranternity nay National Association of Seadogs is a monastery. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt. — ABRAHAM LINCOLN. |
CFCfan: Oh I forgot. Murder of wives that are nurses |
Diasporan: Bros with all said sha Houston is the bomb to live in almost all the big cities in the US especially considering the environment and weather.Only few cities in the US can be compared to the place especially when you are feeling home sick you will always have peeps to visitTrue talk! But too many Nigerians in one place comes with its attendant issues: Envy, jealousy,scam, fraud,drugs,divorce, adultery, snitching, etc. Am surprised jazz/otumokpo and poisoning have not been added to the list. |
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