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Politics › Re: Predict GEJ/PDP Slogan In 2015 by InvertedHammer: 6:04am On May 29, 2013
FRESH WIND
Family › Re: Should A Husband Forgive An Adulterous Wife? by InvertedHammer: 6:01am On May 29, 2013
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Maybe, he should...must he?

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Romance › Re: What Do You Miss Most About Your Ex? by InvertedHammer: 5:58am On May 29, 2013
critique101: This one wey your account dey grow. U sure say we no go meet so I can help you bring down your account to its normal level grin
I hope dem never send you ooo! grin grin grin grin
Family › Re: Should A Husband Forgive An Adulterous Wife? by InvertedHammer: 2:00am On May 29, 2013
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One thing I don't understand about sex.

Guys spend a lot of money to get a chick.

Then they throw a bag over their d1ck, stick it into a whole.

Continue rocking back and forth till the d1ck throws up. Then it is all over.

The wife finds out the d1ck threw up in another hole and asks for the husbands head.

What a mystery!

Where is the crime?


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Crime › Re: Deaf, Dumb Bus-Driver Arrested In Lagos by InvertedHammer: 12:07am On May 29, 2013
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He will probably be the only survivalist.

Dude will not have to worry about the incessant honking in Lagos.

No be just to drive? After all, na the conductor dey announce location and destination.

Wahala go dey when passenger dey shout "owa o!" and driver no hear!

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Politics › Re: 103 Illegal Immigrants Arrested In Kaduna, Face Deportation by InvertedHammer: 12:02am On May 29, 2013
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How can you tell who is an illegal immigrant in the north considering the fact that they all look very almajirish?


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Crime › Re: Gunmen Kill Two Igbo Men In Kano by InvertedHammer: 12:00am On May 29, 2013
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It is becoming extremely difficult to feel sorry for any southerner killed in Kano or Maiduguri.

These fellows sacrificed their lives for money.
Period!

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Family › Re: Should A Husband Forgive An Adulterous Wife? by InvertedHammer: 5:45pm On May 28, 2013
[quote author=*Kails*]idk...should a wife forgive an adulterous husband? tongue[/quote]Heck. I will forgive her but the marriage is over.

If she catches me cheating, it is her call not mine.

And I for one will not ask for forgiveness.

I will see it as "I got caught" and will bear the full consequences.

And those consequences should be enough deterrents to cheat in the first place.
Romance › Re: What Do You Miss Most About Your Ex? by InvertedHammer: 5:36pm On May 28, 2013
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I miss the motivation.

Each time she drained my account..it usually motivated me to hustle harder

Now she is gone, my account is growing but the hustling spirit is dying.


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Politics › Re: Cecilia Ibru Turns Evangelist, Relocates To Her Village by InvertedHammer: 5:28pm On May 28, 2013
obadiah777: AN INCH AWAY FROM THE GRAVE AT 67 ? THEN AGAIN I GUESS IN NAIJA THATS A HUGE THING TO LIVE TO 67. IN ILFORD A 110 YEAR OLD MAN JUST RAN A MARATHON. THE GUY PICK RACE LIKE USAIN BOLT SELF. SEIKH MAN. HE CARRY TURBAN FOR HEAD DURING THE RACE TOO grin
The recent study by the United Nation's Human Development Report has put Nigeria's life expectancy at birth at 48.4 years, a little rise from the 47.7 years recorded for the country last year.

So 67-yrs old person for naija is long overdue for kick over
Any year(s) above 48 na jara
cool cool cool
Politics › Re: Voting And Counting At Governors’ Forum (Video) by InvertedHammer: 5:09pm On May 28, 2013
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Should have been "Audio recording of NGF election"

I no see any video
cool
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Family › Re: Should A Husband Forgive An Adulterous Wife? by InvertedHammer: 5:03pm On May 28, 2013
There is no forgiveness here.

Being adulterous (an adjective) means that she is given to adultery. So it is not even a one-time deal.

I will kungfu her a@s out!
Family › Re: Should A Husband Forgive An Adulterous Wife? by InvertedHammer: 4:54pm On May 28, 2013
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An Igbo man once said that his problem was not that he caught his wife in bed with another man; rather he
is more concerned with what they discussed about him that gave the man the audacity to climb her.



Matthew 5:31-32 "And it was said, 'Whoever sends his wife away, let him give her a certificate of divorce'; but I say to you that everyone who divorces his wife, except for the cause of adultery, makes her commit adultery; and whoever marries a divorced woman commits adultery"

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Business › Re: Forex Trading - Season 13 by InvertedHammer: 10:32pm On May 27, 2013
rozayx5: low liquidity, 18% another bored day undecided

time to go catch some fun, silverbird Galleria Uyo till evening grin

US HOLIDAY: Memorial Day (May 27th, 2013)

US Market closed.
Politics › Re: Ombatse Massacre: Funeral Service Of Slain SSS Officers. by InvertedHammer: 8:35pm On May 27, 2013
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The IG should decree that henceforth any police personnel found extorting from citizens will be
shortlisted on the list of next batch to go arrest Ombatshe.



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Politics › Re: Ombatse Massacre: Funeral Service Of Slain SSS Officers. by InvertedHammer: 8:32pm On May 27, 2013
Rooneyboy: u wey get two heads , why don't u go and arrest them huh
grin grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: We Have Forgiven Killers Of Our Operatives - SSS DG by InvertedHammer: 8:30pm On May 27, 2013
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What do you think will happen to Ombatshe?

They used the lives of the SSS and policemen to market their skills.

Why arrest them when you can employ their services for 2015?

Politicians are watching...Let the pilgrimage to Eggon begin. I need my odeshi too.

Who wan die?
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Politics › Re: Happy 48th Birthday Governor Amaechi. by InvertedHammer: 8:26pm On May 27, 2013
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Amechi is only 48?

I was thinking more like 60


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Celebrities › Re: Stephanie Okereke Stuns In New Photoshoot by InvertedHammer: 8:23pm On May 27, 2013
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How much photo-editing can pictures take?

The pictures look as fake as they come
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Romance › Re: Have You Ever Left A Relationship Without Saying Why? by InvertedHammer: 7:14pm On May 27, 2013
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It is called Disappearing Act

I don't think you owe anyone explanations.

Before most people call it quits, the signs are there already just a matter of when

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Politics › Re: We Have Forgiven Killers Of Our Operatives - SSS DG by InvertedHammer: 7:06pm On May 27, 2013
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MASSOB are you watching?

Nigeria is afraid of gallantry not parades

Stop making fools of yourselves

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Family › Re: I Must Marry This Year! From Desire To Desperation ! Please Learn From This by InvertedHammer: 3:52am On May 26, 2013
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It is not only ladies.
It happens to guys too. For me, I must marry this year by fire by force.

I want to have kids so badly that I have given myself this year as deadline.
Does that come out as being desperate? Yes, I am desperate to marry folks.

Help a brother out, if you could
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Travel › Re: How Long Have You Lived In Diaspora & When Are You Returning Home? by InvertedHammer: 6:41pm On May 25, 2013
USA since 2008.

Travel to Nigeria 2-3 times in a year and stay for 1 month.
Most I have stayed was 7 months (in 2010).

I will keep doing it this way.

No intention of moving back to Nigeria for good now b/c it doesn't make sense.
TV/Movies › Re: Bollywood Vs Hollywood - Which Is Better? by InvertedHammer: 8:55am On May 25, 2013
Hollywood has enormous resources financially, technologically and otherwise to beat Bolly in all categories.

Talk about virtual reality!

Bollywood theme is mostly centered on love and songs...more of soap opera like its nephew Nollywood.

Heck the name Bolly alone tells you that the Indians saw something in Holly that they are trying to imitate.
Travel › Re: Nigerians In Diaspora: What Do You Miss Most About Home? by InvertedHammer: 8:47am On May 25, 2013
CFCfan: I live in Escondido, San Diego county.

Long Beach is a nice area indeed.
Rep'ing LBC...In the house!!!

But parking in downtown Long Beach is a bi.tch!
Business › Re: Is Nigeria Untapped And Ready For Outsourcing? by InvertedHammer: 6:28am On May 25, 2013
Perception! Perception!! Perception!!!

Nigeria has bad reputation and image.

No country will like to expose their database to Nigeria. It is extremely difficult to tell the good guys from the bad guys because there are no records. So, most countries that matter will not like to deal with Nigeria.

The joke will be for a credit card company to outsource their call centers to Nigeria.
Travel › Re: Nigerians In Diaspora: What Do You Miss Most About Home? by InvertedHammer: 10:33pm On May 24, 2013
CFCfan: I guess some of the men were greatly angered by perceived wrongs committed by their spouses cry

It is poverty!

Some of these women are nurses and make between $50K to $80k (double shifts and overtime) in a year. For them $80k is a lot of money, as in African Bill Gates. So they start harassing, disrespecting and cheating on their husbands. And as the saying goes "hell has no fury as a woman scorned" without remembering that "a woman scorned has no fury as a dejected husband with a gun who has nothing more to lose".

You got the picture? Those women forget that 6ft is 6ft until the inevitable happens. And the cycle continues....
Foreign Affairs › Re: How Michael Adebolajo Became Radicalized From Schoolboy To Jihadist by InvertedHammer:
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All these abo.ki and Ngba.ti mujahideens originating from Nigeria should be of great concern
to all peaceful people of the world.

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Politics › Re: Wole Soyinka's Interview About Chinua Achebe by InvertedHammer: 10:17pm On May 24, 2013
Ola Johnson: It is your lack of understanding that would make you say Pyrate Confranternity nay National Association of Seadogs is a cult, and therefore Wole Soyinka a cultist. ..
No marriage is perfect. As far as I know Wole Soyinka had three wives.
NO!

Pyrate Confranternity nay National Association of Seadogs is a monastery.


Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt.
— ABRAHAM LINCOLN.
Travel › Re: Nigerians In Diaspora: What Do You Miss Most About Home? by InvertedHammer: 9:32pm On May 24, 2013
CFCfan: shocked
I'll add Medicare fraud to the list

Oh I forgot.

Murder of wives that are nurses
Travel › Re: Nigerians In Diaspora: What Do You Miss Most About Home? by InvertedHammer: 9:09pm On May 24, 2013
Diasporan: Bros with all said sha Houston is the bomb to live in almost all the big cities in the US especially considering the environment and weather.Only few cities in the US can be compared to the place especially when you are feeling home sick you will always have peeps to visit
True talk!
But too many Nigerians in one place comes with its attendant issues: Envy, jealousy,scam, fraud,drugs,divorce, adultery, snitching, etc.

Am surprised jazz/otumokpo and poisoning have not been added to the list.

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