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decatalyst:
"He was too 'insignificant' to even appear in my dream"


This one hit hard o

Omo that man na battle rapper when him young, see punchline

CHoccolaTE:
See another example of how women keep getting scammed with this marriage crap.

Men will never ever agree that they should be responsible for housework and childcare but ther selfish arrogant asses want women to be co-breadwinners and providers.


Op the lord is your strength. Ask yourself what he himself would do if you were the one sitting at home 24/7 not providing and not doing housework and then demanding that he should not employ house helps. Will he take it in patience and still show you love?
Or better still ask him.
Ask him if he enjoys seeing you get stressed and overworked because of his ego issues.

And the funny thing is that many men in marriages today are living like this because of the bad economy, they depend on their wives for financial support but will stubbornly refuse to help with house chores.

Others seemed quite reasonable until I came across your incorrigible nonsense. It is true there's ego involved, but I'm yet to find a study that states it as a flaw of men alone. So your claim that women are some hapless victims in some "societal scheme" called marriage just sounds damn ignorant. Stop blaming society because of your misconceptions. There's nothing good in this life that comes without challenges. Here's a decent thoughtful woman seeking sound advice on what is but a bump in an otherwise happy journey , and you're here slanging your half-baked theories in her face. Don't you have a thread with other idiots(feminists) like you that you could visit?

Very good. After which they returned to their day's job of harassing civilians

kristen12:
They're adults and every adult have sex whether premarital or not.

Nigerians should stop pretending they don't have sex.

The only mistake they made was releasing the video because the girl was fully aware of the recording. The sex wasnt under duress, they obviously enjoyed it.

It happened in april and it wasn't in the school compound.

If the video didn't go viral, she would'nt have been expelled. She's not the only one having sex in babcock.

We really need to stop the pretence.

Madam this isn't about pretense. I don't think the school authority are oblivious to sexual activity amongst its students. The fact that it was consensual isn't even a thing, like duh!? it obviously wasn't rape. But when 2 morons decide to have their sexual activity on record, then they open themselves to the consequences that come with it, except of course they are aspiring porn stars. To think that there should be non because of some misconstrued perception of "human rights" is simply absurd. No sane society would ever permit that.

Even in the United States, the list is endless of people who had to resign from public positions, students who had to relocate to someplace else out of shame.Even though some weren't out rightly expelled,there was still severe backlash as a result.That's because such things are still seen as "underworldly", just like porn is. That's not what people do in the open

Some institutions, though not religious, still adhere to a very strict etiquette. I don't see anything wrong with that. They're not unreasonable, neither are they unattenable. If you somehow fail to live up to them it's no one else's fault but yours. Let's stop with this weak attempts at social justice

Mutemenot:
With this 5 inches mouth

As in ehn... It's like our girls are getting uglier, or maybe they've reduced the criteria a bit to accommodate ugly/moderate looking girls. Her grin is like Magic Johnson's

itsIYKE:
Igbos are the greatest storytellers on the face of this earth

I trust one buffoon to always make it an ethnic thing

VanGun:
- Her Latest Pictures

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After a heavy dose of photoshop... Who's she deceiving

No offense bro, but you've acted unwise. Why? Because you not only went ahead to rat on a guy who reached out to you in respect and confidentiality, you're playing along like an ignoramus to the whims of an indecisive cheat who claims to "love" you but can't leave her bf for reasons best known to her. I just feel for the guy, cuz you both are crazy. Talking 'bout "you love her too" are you for real!!?

Incandescent:
Lmao @ "kicked off".

Una can exaggerate

he he... It would've been more accurate if she had to be lifted out by a crane

sharpwriter:
Why won't he be pussy whipped? Can't you see the voluptuous size and brown color of the so called school daughter? lol

he he... No be lie... But him f*ck up sha... Dem go come dey parade am with gehs

As a guy it doesn't get lower than this... Ganging up on another girl with 4 others, who put you up to it? Why descend to their level? I can only conclude that he's pussy-whipped

FrLukas:
If you don't expect those that sit in the "hallowed" chambers of the nation's highest legislature to understand the average vocabulary employed by the gentleman prof, then I understand why Nigeria keeps churning out irredeemable characters as their leaders.

We expect so little from them.

There are no words in that letter that are so big as to warrant the use of a dictionary.

I'm not being a snob or a know-it-all.

The letter is easily understood, really.

I didnt find it difficult to understand also, but I'd be a fool to exclude completely those who found his letter incomprehensible from being amongst the "intelligent group".

English is but a language afterall. It's no rubber stamp for intellect. Alot of factors have a say in one's command of the English language other than a poor educational background. If we really went down into what constituted an educated fellow, we'd soon find ourselves threading into territories outside what is socially accepted.

While I won't claim to know statiscally the ratio of uneducated to educated legislators, it is without a doubt that there exists a sizeable number of educated folk there. It's why I'm no longer so accommodating of the popular phrase " the uneducated control government" because it fails to answer a number of Important questions.

One of which is, the distinction between education and morality. And another being that if knowledge were the proverbial weapon(power) of the "educated" man. How come that same power had somehow been hijacked by the uneducated, right from under our noses!? Then It does call to question, the merits of our perceived education.

Let agree that it was due to negligence on our part. But if we did, then we can very well see that our education doesn't make us infallible to such a vice. Pls let's do away with this "messianic" interpretation of what an educated man should be. I can only conclude it's as a result of many years of seclusion from the throes of power.

In our anger and disgust we've somehow labeled these corrupt leaders as something other than ourselves. But in truth, they're a proper reflection of us just as we'd see when we looked in the mirror.

That this country would finally reap the dividends of democracy would not be down to how educated our leaders become, but by how many would have the willpower to put aside selfish interests, and wherewithal to do what's right.

Go to our tertiary institutions and see the level of corruption there, are they not educated people? Brilliant men and women who can't resist the urge for illicit gain. Or is there a new definition of education that I'm not aware of?

Honestly speaking no one would judge you by the amount of grammar you can juggle, but by the good you're able to accomplish. Beacuse at the end of the day, words are deceiving.

I'd most likely prefer a leader that is coy on words and extravagant in putting good policies to use over some empty-barrel orator, beacuse many of the latter exist.

FrLukas:
If you need a dictionary to understand that, then I'm sorry you shouldn't be called educated and you shouldn't be a senator of the federal republic of Nigeria.

You're wrong in your assertion.Sonyinka is a wordsmith by profession. So don't expect the average educated fellow to know every word he uses. However, it still is possible to understand them in the context in which they were used.

Let's be honest with ourselves, there are much simpler ways of conveying his message that won't in anyway diminish his perceived standing. But it's "The Prof" afterall, he's just doing him

Joshmodest:
My people say even if you carry monkey go New York, e go still find tree to climb !
Davido has three children , but he is still as childish as " Omo baba olowo " days ...
He bought clothes for his crew, he puts it on insta , then tells us the amount like h expects us to repay him...
At times like this I respect 2 face and Dbanj era nigghas rocked the world but didn't lose thier heads , their maturity has to be highly commended !

You people should stop all these comparisons. Do you know 2face personally? Has he no flaws? Or do you think he doesn't get angry?... Don't you know musicians are human beings? na everytime person go dey mood? Because he's from a rich home he's not allowed to get angry? Some of una wey dey talk go do worse pass wetin him do if una dey him shoes. I'm not condoning what he did, but one doesn't just punch a person without provocation. He's not obligated to take pictures anytime a fan asks. Give the man a break!

There are times disagreements require both parties to "let things slide", and there are some that most certainly require verbal communication. If sex were the be-all and end-all of all squabbles, then I guess diplomacy would've been best handled by escorts. I applaud you for exercising self-control. Sit her ass down and you two should have a heart to heart discussion. Best of luck

PS - I don't know why many people have the view that a "normal" man would never turn down sex, like we should always be on stand-by, ready to pipe any girl at the slightest opportunity. That women are doing us a "great favor" by sleeping with us, that's bullsh*t!

Any wife who starves her husband of sex also starves herself, it takes two to tango.

dominique:
I think the aim of the organizers is to export and promote African music to the world.

Yeah this fact can't be disputed but it also exposes some sorta failing on our part. They(Europeans and others) don't seem to go through much of a hassle exporting their culture over here because, admit it or not, the average educated African is very much fixated on it. I mean we spend alot more money consuming their culture than we do ours. But that's because they've built up a reputation of sophistication and expertise. Why can't we do the same?

Why do we think we have to strive to gain their recognition? The only thing we'd achieve there is putting money into their economy. Money that would've been made here through tourism.

For better or for worse there would always be wrong signals sent by such a move, one being that Africa ain't a place to be except you wanna stay in a Safari and see Wildlife.

I know I'm being a bit one-sided but this is what I think should be the topmost priority of festival organizers. Let's establish ourselves first, and they'll come in droves.

He's just letting the powers that be know he's open to being bribed. Bastard!

cnwamo:
I don’t know what black people have done in this world that makes everyone hate us, hating on someone just for having more melanin?!!!. The moment you’re born black you automatically have a stereotype to beat which follows you all through your life no matter how many times you beat it. You have to work extra hard, be extra nice and a whole lot of extra extra things to just be able to live like every other person especially when you’re born in predominantly non black nations(african nations included) except you’re born into affluence, it’s worse when you travel to western and Asian countries where even the lowest of the low will feel they’re better than You just because you’re black. The world is a sad place

Not condoning racism in anyway, but we don't even treat ourselves well

JerryJJZ:
WTF... This is simply inhumane. Last last, the lady in question will still dump you...
Never will he forgive himself till eternity. Bizarre news everywhere in 9ja... God save us!

Which one be last last? Dude has already dumped himself, abi the girl wan follow am enter prison?

IvarTheBoneless:


All for this kinda babe....

Ha ha... This kine babe na for men wey no wan admit say dem be gay lol

Laura & Lauren(boy)

feldido:
Happend when I was in my 2nd year in RSUST.

There was a gunshot and followed by some sporadic shots one faithful day in my hostel, we heard shouts from outside, I beckoned on my roommates for us to go and rescue the guy who was shot, but they all said they won't risk going out so I opened the door and they bolted the door and warned me that I shouldn't think of coming back.
Gladly, I saw another blockmate, so we went to save the guy who was shot. Next thing we saw was the shooters aiming and firing into the crowd from the distance. I couldn't remember how I ran, all I remember was when I got to the Hostel toilet and saw over 8guys sandwiched in a toilet that could hardly hold 3 persons, infact one guy was already trying to squeeze himself through the toilet window. I couldn't hold myself but bust into laughter... I was almost lynched

Bros you dey craze o lol

qualityGod:
Through my window I saw this pretty creature waiting for prey but I just took a shot ,life if indeed beautiful

Please Stop animal cruelty.

When e enter your house bite your prick you go no say animals get cruelty

Logobenz1:
So I live in a cool neighbourhood In a compound that has 4 apartments.
Usually,I don't associate with no one in that building.I live my life minding my business most times.
Usually indoors,play some music and have my guys at my house most times.
So there is this lunatic that lives upstairs directly above me whose children makes all sort of noises that disturbs me and even at night too.
I endured till I couldn't take it any longer and I decided to go meet him and calmly explained to him how uncomfortable his kids make my house for me.
So he acted rudely that day and I decided to forget about it.
Since then he has been hating on my ass and left his parking space and came to mine instead and always block me all the time
I ignored and didn't complain since I have 2 cars,I just leave one outside and the other inside so when he blocks me,I just pick the one outside and move and I no longer have to go call him to come move for me to pass to avoid trouble.
So today was state sanitation,I honestly had no idea like i don't most times and I was inside trying to make some breakfast and this lunatic came and started banging on my door.
I went to the door,peeped and saw him and didn't bother opening.
He left and after a while,my adjacent mature neighbour came and knocked politely,saw him and opened up the door.
He greeted and was explaining to me that today is sanitation and everyone has to come and do some work outside and all,I was still trying to tell him how I wasn't informed prior to that when the lunatic came and started ranting saying all sorts of things like;
Who do I think I am,that everyone here is tgis or that so he wonders what makes me think i am better bla bla bla and he even called me little shit
I wanted to punch him so bad but I held myself and ignored,slammed the door at their faces and went back in.
Then after a while,one offshore guy who lives upstairs came and talked to me unto guymen levels that I shouldn't let this cause issues and that I can just come along with him and we just show some presence and come back in.
He is someone I respect a lot even though we don't relate so I changed into some work shorts and t-shirts and head out with him.
On getting there,they had already shared work and the only one left was who was going to dig sand out of the gutters.
From nowhere the lunatic came and handed me a shovel and was really excited to show me where to dig.
I just smiled and took the shovel and ignored most of his body language and entered the drainage and started doing my thing. sometimes you've gotta show maturity to some people to make them know you are the bigger person.
So I digged and poured a whole lot of sand from the drainage and freed it for water to flow easily.
Dropped their shovel,smoked my cigarette and went back in to sleep a little.
Then after like 4hrs I got a knock on my door from the offshore guy upstairs.
Went to check and he told me some people are outside looking for me that they want to buy the dirt outside to fill one foundation like that and all.
Went there after every negotiation,they concluded on paying me 13k for it and loaded it themselves
I collected my dough,the offshore guy said eye weh see must chop and all so I handed him 3k and went in with 10k for my work lol
N.a. so the guy dey look me like winch as I dey bounce dey go back inside my house with my dough lol.
I kuku use the money go buy myself some beer come stock my fridge.no time for nonsense abeg.
But I am putting a close eye on that fool and the day e go enter,I no go show any mercy since he wants to tempt me.smh for some people

Nice write-up man... Your coolness really reflects in the way you write

[quote author=Giddymoney post=83874518][/quote]Guy you wicked abeg

I'm an arsenal fan, but I wouldn't mind us getting hammered today, If it would ensure Emery gets a swift exit. I never thought I'd ever watch an arsenal game that is as boring as this season's games have been.

OttHin:
Erin Ayonigba Fish River

The Erin Ayonigba Fish River, popularly called the sacred river, is filled with fishes that can never be killed or eaten.

Killing the fishes is forbidden, and it is said that whoever manages to kill any of the fish would die in poverty.

It is believed that any fish taken the river will never get cooked no matter how long it is on the fire.
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Until comes to girll them ... We go just dey decieve ourselves with useless beliefs

ovieigho:
...reading the headline and I know it’s cant be in Nigeria because NEPA sef go caution you

he he... I dey tell you bros... Game wey person suppose fit finish in 2days atleast, na 2weeks you go take finish am. Honestly ehn, this life is just about moderation, once you realize that, things begin to loose their grip on you.

amjustme2:
Remember how Arsenal Treated This Guy like Trash , He was among my Fav Youngsters at Highbury those years.

Arsenal almost killed his career.

You don't know what you're saying... He had a string of injuries, not to talk of not being able to perform consistently in the Premier league(which is no easy fit) . If anything Wenger was even patient with him, a manager like Mourinho would've been more ruthless.

Temptee101:


Arsenal chased away Wenger who could speak 15 different languages and hired a dumbo who manages to speak his native language only

They thought wenger's cluelessness was as a result of his inability to focus on one language which incidentally took them to awful Emery

Now Emery can't even speak any language correctly. Literally communicates with his players using sign language

Buhari must be an arsenal fan, they share alot in common

Spits

No be by language bros. Where did you get that preposterous finding from? Wenger's time was up and even his staunchest supporters knew it. With that being said, Emery is proving to be a disappointment.

aro1:
Thou he said the thruth,but the reply was harsh.. Him and simi are too raw on social media!

he he... Where else can passive aggressives express themselves? To be honest though some people deserve those type of responses, because that's the only time they could wake up to their responsibilities.