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malakaimoscondo:
only Christian naked corps....even in death Muslims dont violate their dead.....their unclothedness must be protected

Only christians??
Question: does your religion wash bodies of the dead or not? Don't limit it to your clan only, dig wide and deep.
Then let me educate you burial is not a "christian" ritual, it's just to dispose of the mortal body. The real thing is the immortal body which we strive to keep in tune with our God. If the immortal body is not alive in Christ then be sure that eternity is in damnation. The mortal body, whether desecrated or kept "pure" has no effect on the immortal!
Bible says the dead know nothing as all the earthly affection are ceased! So, if anyone likes he can oogle at the unclothedness of a dead human, it means nothing to the dead...

Hakeem66:
Her Plan B was the easiest for her.
A lot of people are on the suicide lifeline because of the country's conditions and we need to help out.
We need to help those in difficult conditions as much as we can. Let's prioritize humanity first before placing blame on ethnic and political factors.
I hope she finds rest, but overall, suicide should never be considered an option.

Very compassionate person you are! This kind of statement is rare on nairaland.
God bless your heart.

Went to collect my elder brother body from the morgue 17 years ago was my first time in the morgue, a dead woman was being embalmed on the floor just by the entrance door, she was being pumped via her VJJ...I saw corpses naked, stripped of all dignity, laying there just waiting to be taken away for last rites and burial...yes I saw life in a different way!
Bible says it's better to be in a place of mourning than a place of mirth, for we will all take that route someday!
May we learn to number our days!

Largely these relationships are sparked by lust, sustained by alcohol and vanity and eventually peters out because there's more fishes in the ocean...

We are watching...

Biggie225:
Sure ,am working on something bigger now.

More wind in your sails sir

Biggie225:
Am almost 30 ,and I which I had realised this earlier in life ,I would have gone very far in life.

Set your goals NOW that you've realized!

Biggie225:
Am almost 30 ,and I which I had realised this earlier in life ,I would have gone very far in life.

One more lesson,
It's NEVER too late my brother...every dog has his day!!

Jesse6:
But come to think of it,
What has all the former Ministers in FCT been doing, you hardly see headlines about them doing projects like this.

Well may Nigeria Succeed 🙏

Sometimes I wonder what others did as ministers in the FCT. or they were just MINI STARS!
we sincerely want to see a difference from Wwike and I hope he achieves!

Herkim:
Thanks for your contribution.

The owner just came from traveling this particular day he snapped then sent it to me immediately.

This car is working perfectly, it's with the owner

That's ok...
You're the agent selling it, therefore your profile is what we see not the owner. If you present the car well, the sales and credit is yours.
Good luck sir

I can't believe you say neat interior... from the pictures, you can tell there's a lot of work to be done on this car,
Kindly wash it and repost your advertisement...

Chukwuka319:
Bro, my bad,I didn't think towards that direction at all, because where I come from, such mysterious death has occurred and autopsy didn't reveal cause of death as poisoning by underground gases.
So you won't blame me, neither will I myself.

No wahala sir, we learn everyday.

Chukwuka319:
There are wells with demonic essence claiming lives of those coming to it, and until such wells are filled after special prayers, Christian or traditional, they will keep claiming lives.
How could a well claim three lives at one period of time?
There is more to this.

Have you thought about it from the scientific point?
Some wells are filled with noxious gases that bubble up once a while and if you're caught in it it's fatal!
Carbon monoxide for instance...
Ever heard of lake Nyos in Cameroon? Read about what happened there.
Not everything we just conclude as diabolical!

rocknation62:
Facts About People Living In Face Me I face You Houses.

1. Its sometimes called Face Me I slap you, due to the incessant fights daily.
If you dont fight, someone will fight you.
You must fight.

2. You can never go hungry unless you dont know your way around.
Enter the kitchen at the backyard and start whining whos cooking.
Drop small gist about another neighbor


3. Theres always that man who will claim he has been living in the house before the house was even built.

They are always proud of the years they have lived there.


They know everyone and when they were given birth to. (Ancestor Tenant)


4. There will be this group of girls living together. They are always at home during the day except at night.

Mothers always warn their children not to enter their room.

5. There must be an old woman who settles a fight. Mama of the house.
She is always sitting outside monitoring what is happening on the street.
In most cases, she's the landlady.
They always have nicknames .

6. Theres always a landlord wannabe whom everyone hates.


He acts like the landlord and hes always like Dont pour waste there Pay your nepa bill and "We will lock this gate by 7pm" bla bla.
You will think his name is in the Landlord's will but he's a tenant too.

8. There must be a regular debtor who doesnt pay his bills on time, he pays January bills by April.
Always coming up with excuses.
"My mama just die", the same thing he said last year.

9. One rich tenant must be in the house, he will keep buying things his landlord can never afford.

He owes small rent but hes using 4 ACs, 2 deep freezers, 17 flatscreen TVs, and 54 generators.


10. Theres always that Single Aunty who is neat.
She will be between 35 to 40 years, speaks good English, and doesnt like to mingle with other women in the house.

(Children call her Aunty). It is the day you look for her trouble you will know that werey wa nle.

10. Every Face Me I face you comes with a fight merchant who can fight.

... there's always the lady who measures her status by the size of her bumbum! The bigger it is the more she flaunts it to oppress the other ladies and gain stares from the men!

talk2hb1:
I can relate, when my Dad died in my hand in 2022, although I had the premonition 3days ahead.
I still can’t over him till today.

Mine died 24 years ago, I still feel like it was yesterday! I even dreamt about him recently!

Two stories.
I was in primary 5, our goalkeeper had "laya" around his waist, he said he'll tap it when a shot is directed at his goal and he'll catch it. We we're confident, ...yet we lost by 3 goals!
He couldn't explain why the laya failed him!
About the same age, we trusted lizard eggs to be potent to stop any balls crossing our goal.
A striker had beaten every defender we had, he was running at goal, an empty one at that! Keeper lay sprawled somewhere! As striker was about to pull the trigger, he stumbled! Lost the ball, and we were saved!! Our charm worked! And we won that game!!
Now, should we trust the lizard eggs??

Sirmwill:
One local government in one state where snakes can come inside the house anytime and people must not kill them

Who can guess the name of the state?

Not just one I can mention, Ivo, in ebonyi, Okpanku, in awgu Enugu state, isu njaba in imo State... experienced them there years ago...

123yes:
This is perfect advice but how many of them will be humble enough to follow these part of keeping a good. Any woman who follow these parts enumerated here, her home will be kingdom of God on earth. Much love!

Given a perfect man self, wives will not try to keep even 3 of the above suggestions!! Without drama, wives are never happy!!

The guy who picks her up at 10pm should be picked up too! Takes two to tango!

When I say mother's love is subjective they say I don't know what I'm talking about

osmosis101:
Dis english just made me lose 1gb

De englishe finishment my cence of gyroscoping speekeeng!

bobonla:
Since they made an igbo man cp of Abuja good news have been coming

And you will say aboki is CP in igboland so he can eliminate igbos ba? Na so una dey cause issues everywhere and run away from the repercussions..
. please repent.

Jewessgratitud3:
Wow really??..
So what are they using now?

Sincerely I can't tell....not been there for a long long time now...

Jewessgratitud3:
The name is Brasso. I used to see this in my dads stash as a little child. I hardly see it around these days. My dad used it those days to shine his metal insignia and iron head belt.

Do men still use this? What do they use it for in this generation apart from what our fathers used it for?.
Below is what the insignia looks like. They have the bars and stars but These days I noticed Nigerian force/officers insignia is no longer metal but fabric material.

The first one pics with rusted neck is the type I met in my dads stash but the second one looks modernized. The old one was never a light blue as seen in the second pics. The old version usually comes with a gold neck ( where the rust is) when its newly bought and not silver like the second pics

Who else can relate?

nlfpmod.


Let see how many men still use this.

Back in the days as mass servers we used it to polish all the chalice and other stuff used for mass!

Thing is igbos generally feel bossy love to boss the nearest person.
That said, their women are brave and quite hardworking, but once it borders on superiority levels they want to overstep the bounds given by nature.
When her husband is rich, any other person within her bracket must be below her else, strife and jealousy becomes her breakfast lunch and dinner...
The service of being a master over someone who's financial or social status isn't up to thiers is an avenue to express it physically on the poor service provider!
My memories have never failed me recalling how helps are maltreated and abused!
Even among siblings it happens! A younger sibling serving her elder sister who's nursing a baby will not even exempt from the angry jabs and stabs and starvation.
I lived with these people for so long and I'm sure I know what goes on!!
It's a really nasty situation

ebubeson:
If the President can handover economic development to Bishop David Oyedepo for four years. I tell you, if it's God's will, Nigeria will be progress well.

You made two statements here and are based on conditions. First the "if" is conditional...then again "if it's God's will" shows another condition.
This is how developed countries defer. They don't make conditional statements in execution cos they would have already worked out the conditions during planning!

And it ends on a sad note for Chelsea and fans!!

Thiago Silva halves the score! Few minutes left on the clock!

Nobody seems to be talking about Chelsea here...

Bullfallo:
I have noticed that K Leg is common among SUV.

As a child we were told, that's what makes the car speed faster!

FireUpNow:
Blame Iyaloja General of Lagos, the daughter of Tinubu and the Lagos State govt because they tax these traders in all the markets in Lagos State heavily on daily, weekly or monthly basis.

Is she the same person that collects that of the port Harcourt, sapele and othe places mentioned? Haba!

Ojb194616:
Well, it hurts because among all her male friends that's the only man I asked her to stop communicating with.

She lied severally about him.

She didn't stop the communication...
She lied....
Two powerful ingredients that bring destruction...
Maybe you should also make calls to ladies when she's within earshot and see her reaction...you may just pretend about it...watch what happens...

I must be beautiful, I must get figure 8, I must make sure the men admire me more than their wives and girlfriends, I must make other ladies jealous of my body.....
Ooooohhh, but I can't tamper with nature and go freeeeeeee!
Oh dear....