₦airaland Forum

Aslzkd29:
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Your laptop don already start work, abi?

seguno2:
Is empowerment better than employment of teachers and other workers for free education of all children

Being sarcastic, Bro......
Giving youths laptops is an invitation for them to find stuff to do with them, including scamming.

Na real empowerment!



Bombing tins.....

Fr33born:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FISJ2tsxaIc

I don't read social media anymore, they abuse the hell out of me. If I read it, I get High Blood Pressure, I get angry.



https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2022/11/why-i-dont-pay-attention-on-social-media-tinubu/amp/

Baalebleu, Sir.
Booulabla!
Na greeting for "dat language".

Patson080:
This tournament will be far from spectacular because of the non-footballing tension.
My best world cup feeling still remains South Africa 2010

Argentina for the cup nevertheless.

My best world cups:

1. Mexico 86
2. USA 94
3. Italia 90.

All others no sweet reach.

Antoeni:
"Ladies If your primary objective is to look sexy...
you will only attract guys whose primary objective is to have sex"

They can concoct all the excuses in the world, but it doesn't trump the simple truth.

Dress sexy, attract randy guys, like shit attracts flies.

Azeemokoya:
https://newsroundtheclock.com/tinubu-shettima-is-the-best-running-mate-i-could-find/

Very insulting.

Yet this man, after consistently insulting Christians' intelligence, doesn't want us to insult him back by voting against him en-masse?

Na lie.

Tinubu, you have chosen the best running mate you could find, we will choose the best presidential candidate we can find.

Sucks if it ain't you.

socialmediaman:
Peter Obi so you can punch like this? Hahahahaha

Na Reuben Abati cause am.

Mr. Obi's gloves are off, ladies and gentlemen!

He's now joined the Obidient horde.

Loooool!

Wike is on drugs, walahi!

Onlinefarmstore:
Random Pics from Chad

That Catholic Church!

Well, I don't go by road sha.....but I've basically lived in Chad for the last year.

jeromestarks:
Cute animals.

As I looked at them , all I could remember is that a woman who has been fvcked by more than one man is no different from a dog.

Fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, don't marry a dog: find a virgin hairy egg.

Easier to find the bolded.

RepoMan007:
Spending X amount of energy to cook a meal that will give you 0.75X amount of energy is nutritional superfluity.

You have a nice, delicious meal, and you lose weight!

A win-win for me, better than going for Indomie and egg where there's little enjoyment and plenty calories

RestructureNig1:
Africans have their own wedding but spend a lot doing European weddings and wearing fake hair. Africans are shameless have low self esteem. Tụfịakwa

Nothing remotely European about the weddings.

Abi Europeans dey do owambe?

Den dey pay bride price?

Den dey buy Aso Ebi?

Europeans wey fit do wedding for one garden with no chairs, all man dey on standing with one glass of wine?

ezegold4we:
Soludo's credentials as a prof needs to be reviewed, guy is talking like a mad man, even his First son is ashamed of Him,

What a huge dissapointment,

Only fool's are in agreement with soludo.

He's a politician now.

edunaragold:
What was the most painful thing your spouse did to you, that hurts you, sometimes when a man is angry, they show their anger to their wife, most times some husbands walk away from home, and some women act childish, but a decent woman, will keep quite, and table the matter when it's bed time.

A woman's anger can destroy in sec, sometimes most women when they are angry, they spark, talk, shout, or lock his cloth, etc, sometimes when a woman is angry they say things without reason the repercussions.

For me when I'm angry with my wife, I walk away, when she is mad at me, I get her some shopping, even when am broke, to say it's ok am sorry.

You only said what you and your wife do when you're angry with each other, yet you want others to come here and talk about the most painful thing their spouses said or did?

Do you realise that such actions are so specific that the spouses can read them here and know it's about them?

Of course, you do!
That's why you didn't mention yours!

I'm waiting for the mumus that will come here and risk setting their marriages on fire or making a bad situation even worse.

beautyhd post=116834440:
Association of leg breakers and shoulder shifters.

Antonio conte should be the coach and mourinho, assistant coach .

Red card specialists.

Our own Emmanuel Emenike should be here as well.

Red card FC

bfn1:
Suarez? Not fair.
Where did you leave Eric Cantona? And Antonio Cassano?

Pierluigi Collina must be the referee for every match.

With a due respect to Eric the Red, he did turn a new leaf.

Ireportlive:

Morale of the story, never stop making hit
.

No.

That's not the moral of the story.

When last did Tuface make a hit? Or Timaya? Or even Jay Z for that matter?

The moral of the story is, be smart with your money when you do have it.

Investing, not balling, is the wise thing to do.

phorget:
Omo for just help us press him neck I wan check something.

Abi make e give am better tombstone for day concrete floor.

humility101:
I met this lovely lady (30 yo) online 2 months ago. She is in Nigeria and I’m in the Uk. We have been actively chatting, phoning and having lots of facetime. She’s got all they qualities I need in a wife. She has also gone to see my peeps once and they said nice things about her.

I’m planning on wedding her this Christmas and she can join me immediately (UK can be very lonely without a partner) on a dependent visa.

But sometimes I pause and ask myself, I hope I’m not rushing this whole thing? I hope she is not pretending to be nice? I hope she truly loves me? I hope she is not seeing me as a means to japa? A lot of questions going through my mind. This is marriage and I don’t wanna make mistakes.

Advice me please.

Sorry in advance.

dazzlingd:
What if this was staged to paint wike black

With a known Atiku supporter, whose house address Wike probably knows?

If it's so, he has died. He just hasn't stopped breathing yet.

The kind of deadly politics being played now won't allow him do something so foolish.

Scribx:
You people should downplay this crowd of a thing. If PO comes to my state today, I'm not going anywhere to see him, same with thousands of his supporters I know. Don't let APC/PDP make you buy into that narrative. Some people want to pay the price once by going out to vote for him on election day. Nothing excites many again in this country, especially since he's not paying kobo unlike his counterparts. The suffering is reseting more brains than his campaigns.

Correct!

You just said what they don't know.

I won't go to a Peter Obi campaign, yet I'm gonna vote for him.

Most people I know aren't gonna attend campaigns because we got jobs and businesses to attend to, but we're all gonna vote for Obi on election day!

However, these people are playing the same, old game.

Mobilise crowds then use it to justify falsified numbers during the polls.

It ain't gonna work this time sha.

NastiLord:
If he was still in Nigeria till date, he would have been kidnapped, killed or he would have been a yahoo boy, a ritualist or joined a kidnapping gang. Nigeria no too well

Naaaaah....

Did you see that neighbourhood?

Those are really educated peeps, and not poor, at all.

He would have been a professional of some sort, or in the Navy.

Forget it.

He would have been exactly where he is right now.

Alexiiydon:
No be every celebrity near school na

Portable!

beerfraud:
Reno Omokri please forgive these people

So in your mind, he's making sense.

Boko Haram, Mitetti Allah, Unknown Gunmen and the Bandits, the actual terrorists are Obidients, abi?

Reno is just doing his job, as you're doing yours, I expect.

Tinubuadvocate:
Ipob terrorist with fake news.

The video dey o.

All of them with brooms, running.

The brooms in their hands convinced me.

After all, it's only APC rally where people carry brooms like it's a broom maker's convention.

Nukilia:
I believe Nigerians will someday realise the deception of the political class and take decisive action

If Wike sees Atiku, will be break bottle on his head?

Yet these sons of Nebuchadnezzar are here killing themselves over people that don't care about them.

PrinceOfLagos:
Reuben is one of the corrupt old guards, I'm not surprised at his behavior

I'm surprised at how short our memory is as Nigerians.

Abati was literally Lai Mohammed, Femi Adesina and Adamu Garba combined in Jona administration.

MrNice04:
Yoruba anima"lls and ipobs terrorist should be delt with very well

You forgot the awwusa and phoolany donkeys and camels.

Complete it in the spirit of federal character.

Madampauline:
Yes she was aware of the affair and she was a good friend of my aunty

If you reach out and help her, you're only proving that you have a conscience.

For some, their conscience is dead after the act they seemed wrong.

For others, their conscience remains active, pushing them to take actions that may right the wrong.

Besides, the man helped you, and in return, you're helping his kids.

The person you should be concerned about is your husband.

Makinaki:
Ode! Na Chioma, Ifeanyi Mama dem dey talk. Mumu man!

Another sicko who calls a girl "he" and "his".

Thank God there are only two of you left on Earth.

If na one guy with two monikers, then it's even better.

VawulenceProMax:
shut up, I meant the money of davido son. Chioma..may una stop to abuse drugs, una no go hear

So you addressed Chioma as "his", abi?

See your mechanic.

Your brain oil don black.