₦airaland Forum

youngkid93:
Forget trust, conduct a DNA to ascertain the true paternity

Yeah, yeah.......

Vasectomies sometimes do not prevent conception fa, especially with intercourse occurring a short while after the procedure.

I have a friend who said he had a vasectomy and his wife conceived a couple months afterwards....

When the woman born, na my guy carbon copy de pikin be!

After laughing very hard at the poor guy, I told him he couldn't wait for some weeks before having an "entanglement", right?

Long and short of the story, some sperm cells are in storage, and will keep on being released into the semen for a while after vasectomy.

DatIgalaDude:
Success has many relatives.
The first guy don even convert Adetokumbo to alien name. Still Una still wan claim am.

How does this change the condition of our country?

The "conversion" was not deliberate.

The name was spelt that way by the inadequacy of the Greek alphabet to accurately spell a Yoruba name.

Doesn't matter anyway.....if he doesn't identify as a Nigerian, his choice.

Ireportlive:

Won't he react to the killing of embassy workers in Anambra.

Has Tinubu it even Buhari reacted?

Penguin2:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gzVpu39h1wo

The (authentic) National Chairman of Labour Party, Barr. Julius Abure, has stated that the party is not interested in any government of unity as being canvassed by members of the ruling party.

Mr Abure stated this while playing host to Akpabio, some Senators-elect and other members of the APC who came to solicit the support of the Labour Party in order to emerge as the next senate president of the country in the upcoming 10th National Assembly.

In the meeting, after stating why they came on the courtesy call, Akpabio made allusion to the pleas of the president-elect for opposition to sheath their sword and support his incoming government to which the National Chairman responded and said that such discussion was “off limit” as the Labour Party is not interested in any such arrangement.

One however wonders why the APC high echelons chose to visit Barr Abure and not Mr Lamidi Apapa who some elements are cheering on to claim that he is the ‘chairman’ of Labour Party.

Sumbori steal your food come tok say e go share am with you......

If na you, you go gree?

olatade:
This man no just send anybody

He's just stupidly evil.

The structures are not "illegal", he revoked the C of O.

Reminderz:
she knows if you get married to her, you'll still spend naa.. a lady not asking you money before marriage is just playing the game until she has your commitment...

If she ask, na olosho, if she no ask, she wan trap una.......

Why not just leave them alone, naa?

Not possible, abi?

B cause you wan phuck.....

Okay naa.

TMSMedia:
More

Den don start.

Wetin she cook sef?

Make she come cook Ìyá Alásè food with correct smoky firewood and huge cast aluminium pot, maybe she go survive 30 minutes.

mycar:
Did she say that the presidential election was free and fair? The cameraman no even rush the board ,Thank God for the life of the poor woman, after all, she was only reading the script that was giving to her

She was talking about the govt's planned dredging of Oguta lake.

Bobotic:
iDAN go melo down when he will be finally release from police cell, Police no be Idan friend anymore

Police wey musicians dey use blow anyhow?

Seun go comot cell, smoke like 5 wraps enta studio.....anoda hit born.

nepapole:
100% hharmless.... No chop am sha

Gabion viper?

One of the largest venom doses of any snake?

One of the fastest to kill?

Harmless?

It's well.

saasala:
If I was Apapa I would do same. Knowing that Obi cannot claim his 'stolen madate', I would gladly accept 500m from Tinubu plus other benefits that will come afterwards. Why should I lose on two ends?

He's lucky someone in the mob wasn't holding a dagger. He would've lost his life.

Acekidc4:
The Labourers are in Total Confusion...........When God want to Defeat your Enemies for you, he go just throw stone of Confusion for their Midst..............Won ba ni gbo ra wan ye mo...............Ellu P about to implode and Explode.

These people are clearly working for APC, and you know it.

What party members will want all their elected members sacked?

Xscape1993:
These killings are just too much... what have we done in this country?

The country voted APC and Buhari.

Dpsychologist:
Do you see this NCC USSD integration as better than the way it has been in time past?

IMO, it's way better, since a person can have phones with more than one SIM card.

As it currently stands, one only needs to know the same set of codes.

benjackugo:
Kidnappers Accidentally Shoot Gang Member While Attempting Abduction In Kano (Photos)



https://igberetvnews.com/1445171/kidnappers-accidentally-shoot-gang-member-attempting-abduction-kano-photos/

They sit on plastic chairs while Seun Kuti and other southerners arrested sit on the bare ground.

masterchi:
Oyibo people don come again oh. Which kind wahala be this again

My brother!

After that election, anytin wey comot from Naija need proper verification o!

No be Naija.

Naija is safe.

Just ask Buhari, Garba Shehu, Femi Adeshina and Lie-lie Mohammed.

madridguy:
It was gathered that the families of the erring teacher and the pupil had met and settled the matter by allowing the duo to eventually get married.

Terrible.

God1000:
Sad, what a wicked world, his killers must be brought to book

This is a big stain on EFCC, the so-called anti graft agency, the rogue officers involved should be dealt with

What stain?

If you stain a black cloth, will the stain be visible?

juman:
Obasanjo should have handled it.

Did Jonathan listen when OBJ offered to go and mediate, when it was just BH?

Now we have BH, ISWAP, Ansaru, MURIC and various bandit enclaves all over the country.

God1000:
Does Tinubu have balls to address this problem?

He's just another Buhari who simply wanted to be President.

He was so desperate, he took Shettima as running mate......

No balls whatsoever.

arantess:
No

Depends on how spectacular the record is, Bruh....for an archery or outdoors sports record, for instance, one advert on Time Magazine for Rolex, Bvlgari or Omega, and you're set for life.

Do an extreme sports record and see how Red Bull, Monster, Gatorade, etc will come for your ass....

Just don't do some useless record like most boiled eggs eaten in 10 minutes.

Dialpad:
RIP........ unbelievable, Murphy was a talented actor.

The cause of death is scary.

He must have slipped and hit his head hard on the floor.

Builders in the house, how can we have safer bathrooms to avoid occurrences like this.


We can all try get this bathroom mat

Rubber anti-slip floor tiles.

Vitrified (patterned) floor tiles.

Rubber shower mats.

oikirodah:
Anambra State Business Man To Induce Child Birth And Name Son Asiwaju On May 29th 



Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah is the Chairman and CEO of Bush radio Academy.
https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/anambra-state-business-man-to-induce-child-birth-and-name-son-asiwaju-on-may-29th/

Source iReporteronline.

I hope you don't kill your wife in the name of labour inducement.

onuman:
There is hardly any far northern Nigeria Muslim who doesn't seek for use of sharia criminal justice system in all the states of Nigeria.
The political and religious leaders of those states adopted unconstitutional sharia crimimal laws between 1999-2001. Boko Haram followed immediately after and says it's fighting for a Nigeria to be governed with Sharia criminal laws.

Sharia civil laws and customary laws are allowed by Nigeria's 1999 Constitution'; but not sharia criminal laws. Sharia criminal justice system includes stoning blasphemers to death, cutting out the hands of thieves, stoning adulterous women to death, among other harsh punishment systems.
One of the earliest demands of Alhaji Tanko Mohammed, the Chief Justice of Nigeria appointed by president Buhari was for inclusion of sharia criminal laws in the 1999 Constitution.
In 2001, Muhammadu Buhari vowed in Kaduna before a large crowd of Muslims that he would not stop until Islamic sharia criminal justice system is applied in all the states of Nigeria.

Well, he's going soon, to be replaced by a pseudo-moslem hedonist from Lagos...... Baba Baalabluu himself!

naptu2:
FRSC, NIGERIA @FRSCNigeria



https://twitter.com/FRSCNigeria/status/1657329595580833793


See previous thread here: FRSC Commander Advocates Sharia Law For Traffic Offences

Picture 1: Yusuf Abdullahi (the recalled Bauchi sector commander).
Picture 2: Dauda Ali Biu (FRSC corps marshal).

See the Abdullahi face like Boko Haram own........

Maybe na ''repentant'' Boko Haram sef.......It's not impossible.

Persephone1:
Eyah.....


Okay I don't feel sorry for him

In fact, I rejoice with him.

He didn't just dodge a bullet, he dodged an RPG.

That split-tail he wanted to settle down with would have finished him if she didn't quickly fly her true colours.

NoahHadNoArk:
Guy Were you wash face Abeg

Sumbori wey marry madam wey senior am with 20 years.......

Buhari is not anti-corruption ooooo!

Na him gaaan be KWARUPSHUN!

APC!!!

Shame!!!

Alexpeters:
One of this administration biggest achievement. Could this be why our refineries are yet to function to its full capacity as they promised during the campaign years back ?

Are you for real?

Acekidc4:
I was there that yesterday Night ooooo When I went to Sansiro to Watch Ac Milan vs Inter Milan.............Thank God i Fly back early this Morning.

Idán, is that you?

Puss360:
Just by look at the state of the car you can conclude that it is caused by over speeding... Honestly, Nigerians don't know how to drive....
Every smooth and free road is an avenue to speed... You all think because there is no speed camera or police on the road, you can drive anyhow....
Now e don lead to accident, we all have seen it....
Rest in Peace....

You just said it all.

I wanted to say the same thing.

A look at the wreckage is enough to let us know that the speed at which it occurred was excessive, thus the extent of destruction.

The accident might not have occurred but for the speed, and it wouldn't have been fatal if it did occur at a much lower speed.