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The world war III you're talking about, I hope you plan to participate in it?

You people will be using the name of God for every silliest reason.

When the war starts now, the same soldiers you folks insult everywhere are the ones you will expect to fight while you hide in villages.

If you want war, be ready to fight it whether you are male or female, I don't give a f*ck and stop God said this God said that. God is not Amadioha and you're not a chief priest.

I'm tired of you religious folks.

Ishilove:
Hunkle check DM biko. It's really important

Hanty, haff responded.

Ishilove:
What does mekwatalism mean?

Hanty, consult Engligbo dictionary.

When a man becomes slave to an addiction, there's usually no mekwatalism.

If it's too much for you to bear and before he puts you in bigger trouble, I advise you take a walk rather than doing something you'll regret for the rest of your life.

The way he dey go so, one day he fit get mind go borrow money from boko haram people take gamble and you know what that means for you and your family if he fails to pay back.

He forgot the most critical aspect of that issue which is kids because the Nigerian man I know will immediately impregnate his wife without plans.

I'm never against marriage in a my form just that I hate to see people recycle poverty by bringing kids into the world without any plan for them except God will provide.

If you can feed yourself and your wife, no problem. Get married but please have your preek and her eggs frozen until you are able to feed little mouths.

meobizy:
Start them young. No time. It’s another day in America with a citizen practicing his second amendment rights.

No matter what anyone says, the second amendment stands.

That some parents raise psychos won't deny people their rights to secure themselves and their properties.

Nigerians should pray for such rights as well because when home invaders and criminals know that their victims have what they themselves have, everybody will simply go and look for work.

No amount of shootings will make me be against second amendment.

AmazonTopaz:
What exactly is changing asides chaos and drama lol

A man that made so many concessions to become Speaker and has made the Speakership position toothless na who wan change things.
Lol

Hanty calm down, I know anything relating to Trump irritates you.

That's my man.

Things about to change for good.

Ishilove:
Mr Oga, better sit your hairy, Keke driving ass down in your zanga and wait till the madness in the south-east abates.

All these insanity started with Nnamdi Kanu, and now the south east that was the most peaceful region in the country is now a shadow of itself

Hahaha. Seriously, the thing is scary and we warned them right at the beginning.

It's like they have kill list and it will be vely vely bad for son of man to wage real war finish and come fall to just any bullets.

Your ikotun story had me rolling on the floor. Like what did the guy expect?

Did he think she would admit receiving money from him. He was even lucky she didn't yell and call him a kidnapper or ritualist.

Ishilove:
Nigerians... Is there no limit to our dubiousness? Are there no lengths we cannot go to dupe our compatriots of their hard earned money? Why is this insidious dishonesty a major part of our national character??

Wo abeg, I don taya for una. Shior

My dear, I remember when we used to help each other out here until scammers flooded nairaland.

Now to share a bottle of your favorite Pepsi with a nairalander, I'm sure it's not gonna happen again in this lifetime.

Johnthejohn:
That serves him right.
I hate Gays and Lesbians with passion

But they are humans just like you and me.

I don't support their ideology but they deserve to be left alone.

Don't wish nobody death because there ain't coming back from there.

Rip bro.

I've planned severally to travel to my hometown but everybody keeps holding me down like they hold masquerade because of this kind of news.

It's alright, I will go back without paying respect at dad's gravesite as usual but that hurts.

I think what is going on in Igboland today is more of assassinations than agitations and if nothing is done, we Igbos lose, not Buhari, not APC.

Firstly, success and failures do not depend on going to church or praying but I don't blame your dad, it's the result of brainwashing over the years by religious folks and he is now too old to be emancipated from such beliefs.

Now to you. Stop living in a fantasy world of football and get your ass to work. If there is no money to train you in school, learn skills and more skills because formal education will have little or no help in no distant time.

While you learn the skills, still keep an eye out for football opportunities if that's your passion.

Surviving heartbreak seems hard at first but it's not impossible.

He should surround himself with family members that love him and he will heal faster.

I used to mock those that drank sniper during heartbreaks until I found myself in their shoes and realized how difficult their situations were.

Thank goodness the children are not his, he will not have any liability while moving on.

A lady he called wife making him raise another man's kids has proven that some of them are users. They will simply use you to feed their needs and when they think you are no longer in their armpit, they walk.

Ishilove:
Abi na. He wan to dey service hin mama mate, and later we will hear about how he used 2 by 4 to plank her to death and ran off with her car.

Hahaha.
Ishi abeg, mek foofoo no choke me biko.

Ishilove:
You better go and look for work instead of planning on how to leech off your mother's agemates. Oniranu jatijati

Lord have mercy.

But why Bahrain?

PoliteActivist:
So you live in Texas and you need urgent help to find WORK??!! In US of A, where even a total illegal can find work??!!

It's not as easy as you made it sound.

DivinegiftofGod:
The guy man knows what he's saying. There are men who don't frozen food. Their wife's must cook a fresh meal everyday.tjose are the kind of people he's talking about.

Their slaves you meant to say?

Before such men got married, were they cooking and serving themselves freshly cooked food everyday?

Some of these men would even go to mushroom restaurants to eat 3day old egusi soup and still come home to harass their wives over 1day old tomato stew.

IwasNeverGone:
that guy is a weak man, watch how he complains in the next few months, he will probably open another moniker to post his complaints....weak men just full this thread

You online strong man should learn to mind your business and leave the weak man and his marriage alone.

Mr. DFOgbanwo, congratulations to you and your wife. I wish you guys a peaceful union.

Even those in Nigeria don't eat freshly cooked food everyday sef, who get that time.

The oha soup I recently ate in my sister's house have been in their freezer since heavens know when because nobody cared until this foofoo loving man showed up.

US is always better but the problem is getting the visa and having someone good put you through. There are job opportunities in the States for all categories of people which makes it better to relocate to.

Once settled, you'll be far better off in non distant time than those who move to other countries.

Some countries in Europe are good as well but slow down on Canada and UK unless you're highly skilled.

ibkayee:
My dad is actually the more laid back of the two so he probably would've just corrected me calmly lol

You got it good then.

I had the opposite. Mum was and is still laid back, no worries of any sort but dad, hmm.

Thinking of it now, I think dad was kinda laid back too but had to step up since his wife was more of hakuna matata person.

Besides, if you had younger me as son, you wouldn't afford to be laid back unless you wanted to raise just another idiot.

ibkayee:
Lol I remember telling my mum to put something on my head when I was younger and she was gobsmacked. Why though, I don’t understand, if you keep repeating these things around young children what do you expect lol

Love my mummy sha

I'm interested in knowing your father's reaction if he was around. Lol

As kids, my sister and I used to mess with mum like that but not when her super man dey around oo.

That one would release a brain resetting slap especially to me because he was always soft to his "precious daughter" but not his naughty son.

Some stories really sound like fairytales to me but this is why I still visit this forum.

How can a man put charm inside someone else's wife vag*na to kill the real owner of the vag*na and for heaven's sake, this same man or should I say idiot has four vag*nas at home.

Some Nigerian men are the most so stupid, most wicked and most greedy of all creatures.

I strongly advise against selling a house that your wife and children currently live in for something so uncertain as traveling abroad.

Doing so will put all of you under pressure when you travel and leave them in a rented apartment.

It's better to leave them in their comfort zone and source your traveling funds elsewhere.

My opinion though.

simplepee:
Efo and pounded yam. Happy new year fam.

Chai, you will make a good wife.

Brideprice is costly now and our country is too backward that sons of man can't even marry on credit, if not...

Ishilove:
Here's mine

You look so beautiful muscleful, come and pay my groomprice.

A wise woman should gym up so she can be fighting her hubby's wars.

I was comfortable in Filthy rich oo only to wake up now from my quick nap and see myself in Shege.

I'm going back to sleep biko, dream life is sweeter than reality.

If I don't put myself under pressure, whoever that thinks he is putting me under pressure is only wasting his time.

Mums be falling sick all the time as if the daughters-in law they are crying to have will be their personal doctors.

Some mothers can scam their sons eeh.

Michelle55:
I pity anyone who takes relationship/marriage advice online seriously.
Over the years, I've learned to mind my business. I only read and move on!
Op is a perfect example of a frenemy!

This is why we have karma. You can't be derailing others and expect your own train to be on track.

Online advisers, inlaws and gossips have destroyed nice relationships whereas they are busy enjoying theirs. I can never wash my woman's clothes but behind closed doors, he is washing her undies. I can never take nonsense from my man but behind closed doors, she is serving him food on her knees.

In everything, I still blame who they get to because for me, I tend to do the exact opposite of what I read online.

If I read online that my girlfriend is an olosho, that's when I will go ahead and pay her brideprice without asking for discount sef.