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CultureRe: Will You Allow Your Mother-in-law Live With You? - Funny Women by JJYOU(op): 4:17pm On Jan 02, 2009
mafolayomi:
My prayer to the most high is to give me the best mother in law that anybody can ever pray to have, the one that will always see me as a daughter AMEN
Amen i say to that too. it always amaze me when i see women talk about other women. my ma inlaw is not an angel but she is a very nice lady. we always got on from the first day i spoke to her on the phone. we talk and email every day . it is like i have known her all my life.

we all know the only thing that will cause wahala for us. the young lady that brought us all together and so as adults that we are we all agreed under no circumstances anyone streses her. so long as she is happy, we are all freinds and happy so far it has lasted.

we should learn to respect our elders because we are all going to be ma and pa inlwaw one day. scary
RomanceRe: Guys Are Broke And Their Babes Are Clueless And Do Not Even Care by JJYOU: 3:50pm On Jan 02, 2009
Encomium:
Bros, take it easy before it takes another dimension. This is exactly how it normally start and it will take you far before you know it.
funny. ddint someone say niaja economy was immuned to the global trouble?
RomanceRe: Help! . . . . I Don't Want To Loose Her! by JJYOU: 3:46pm On Jan 02, 2009
Babynic:
My Dear, i am in a long distance relationship as well, ma Boo is back in  Nigeria, we been goin out evn longer than u two,

all i can say is, just try and call her as frequently as u can, trust me, this L.D relationship is some long tyn mehn, but just make sure that when u call her, keep the convo poppn, involve her in ur everyday life, tell her everything, evn what u had for lunch!!!dnt just say i love u, i miss u,

Invoving her may create some sort of security and bond in the relationship, which she would eventually get use too, n c how this goes in the next few months,

Goodlck, n happy new year grin!
it does work. it is hard work that pays off. communicate and communicate  again. create trust and security
RomanceRe: Help! My Boyfriend Is Cheating On Me. What Do I Do? by JJYOU: 3:20pm On Jan 02, 2009
IGWE_USA:
What goes around comes around.
Were U surprised ? After dumpin ur real men for a murd******cker shocked
igwe special. na you talk am o
WebmastersRe: Simple Steps For Making Your First Website. by JJYOU: 3:14pm On Jan 02, 2009
brb
Christianity EtcRe: Should I Pretend? by JJYOU: 3:09pm On Jan 02, 2009
bindex:
I was born a Muslim became a Christain when I was 14 because my mum decided to convert back to her former religion. I was a very good christain I must say, but left the entire religion when i found out that prayers was a farce(I even try to lay hands on sick people before so that they could get healed but nothing happened  grin). There was a day back in kano during the religious crisis of 2004, I was together with a group of friends(VERY VERY strong christains) when the crisis got to where we were. The crisis began around 2 pm after the slaves of Allah were giving moral and spiritual invigoration after the friday prayers. We(about 15 of us) were in church when the crisis came to where we where. When the rumours started flying that the moslems had come about we all ran away but had to come back into the church when we realised that the church would be safer for us. I told them that i would go out and keep an eye on the moslems because as a an hausa guy(who speaks the language perfectly) who was also a former moslem and could recite the koran very well I had no problem staying outside. My friends strated praying in ernest to God to come and save them. To cut the story short the slaves of Allah came and went into the church, I lied to them that I was a muslim and begged them to spare my friends but they refused. When they got into the church my freinds were so confident that Jesus will save them, they prayed to God to send his angels to come and blind the eyes of the moslem assailants,  they were more than confident that it would happen. There had no fear on their faces and prayed in the front of the moslem killers with full confidence since prayer was the only thing they could do. The killer slaves of Allah waited for them to finish praying some of them(killer slaves of Allah) bursted out laughing because they were amazed at the way my freinds were speaking in tongues and praying even in the face of death while the other killers patiently waited. After about 10 minutes one of the killers cut the chase and started slamming my friends with his spear. They killed all the males among them (9) and raped all the females. Since them my belief in the God of the bible dropped 50%. When I went to sweden my belief droped futher to about 70%. After I opened my eyes to the world, did my personal research on how the bible was written, why it was written and all the fallacies that were inside  my belief droped futher to about 90%. Now that I am in Nigeria I am confident to say that the God of the bible is a farce, Allah is a farce and all the Gods that Nigerians worship are are a BIG joke. So poster go ahead and tell your girl she deserves to know the truth, as for friends and family please don't for now until you are completely independent. Nigeria is a place were you could be killed for openly displaying your lack of belief in God.
mmmmmmm i just speechless. this is traumatic. mans inhumanity to man. these people are evil beyond description. they kill and rape in the name of what? these are stuff i normally get at  csw online.  may God help nigeria. what happened in sweden that added another 20%?.
PoliticsRe: Thisday Awards: Best Governors Of 2008 Emerge by JJYOU: 2:00pm On Jan 02, 2009
princekevo:
When will Nigerians stop all these their madness? lookin on the craterials listed above for the award there is nothing extraordinary perfumed by this governors to merit the so called award.Wht they did is jst the primary aims and reasons why we elected them and that is exactly wht the masses expected from them. I learnt that awards goes to those who did or does an extraordinary and outrageous performance but the case of Nigeria i don't think so.
next we will get governor we never had. shameless people. why are there no awards for best governor mistress, PAS, drivers and houseboys
EducationRe: Nigerian Girl Emerges Best Graduating Student In Canterbury Varsity, Wins Awards by JJYOU: 1:51pm On Jan 02, 2009
9star:
Bring her to a 9jah university lets knw hw far,
Our average brains here make the best brains over dia.
She try sha.
congrats!!!
heeep heeeeeeeeep. at least she didnt sleep with any lecturer for the marks
Christianity EtcRe: Should I Pretend? by JJYOU: 1:47pm On Jan 02, 2009
temptation. double life
FamilyRe: How Do I Tell My Wife I Infected Her With Chronic Syphilis by JJYOU: 7:32pm On Jan 01, 2009
na so you for give somebody pickin AIDS becos u clever
CelebritiesRe: Beyonce Pics In Nigeria Visit by JJYOU: 7:31pm On Jan 01, 2009
Moyola:
d guy take style resemble OBJ AINT 8IN
funny
CultureRe: Yoruba Songs From Back: When? Remember Any? Jot Them Down Here by JJYOU: 7:27pm On Jan 01, 2009
*Toyinrayo:
[b]Doyin [/b]should know. . . . he was rocking yoruba songs in the 60's, so he should still rem the 80 musician Dupe Solana


or I can look her up on youtube for you smiley
God bless you my dear
a very happy new year to you and all yours
thanks. you guys make this place a betteer place
Christianity EtcRe: Psalm Have The Natural Power Against Your Problem. But by JJYOU: 7:24pm On Jan 01, 2009
olabowale:
Shouldn't you, as christians be using only what Jesus said, instead of using anything from the prophets of old, whom Paul said their laws and prophethoods were nailed to the cross?

Shouldnt Jesus be enough for you? If his saying is not enough, then he is not an enough god! You need a complete God.
you need Jesus quick olabs. common sence should tell you to rest from trouble on a new year day like this
CultureRe: Yoruba Songs From Back: When? Remember Any? Jot Them Down Here by JJYOU: 7:19pm On Jan 01, 2009
anyone remember dupe solana? does she still sing? my mum was her favourite fan in the 80's
PoliticsRe: Let's Nairalanders Present Okonjo Iweala For President by JJYOU: 7:11pm On Jan 01, 2009
Kobojunkie:
@Poster, what qualifies her to be president?? What makes you think that she can run a country, let alone a people?
na only thieves and murderers qualify abi>
RomanceRe: Is There A Man Shortage? by JJYOU: 7:08pm On Dec 31, 2008
edoyad:
Nobody wants to be in love triangle playing second fiddle- may be except females in Islam.
triangle indeed
Christianity EtcRe: Marriage Between Xtian & Muslim? by JJYOU: 7:05pm On Dec 31, 2008
chill.
these things are above your pay grade
happy new year
PoliticsRe: Abeokuta Pdp Bring Guns At A Peace Meeting: 3 Dead by JJYOU: 7:04pm On Dec 31, 2008
earTHMama:
It's called peace meeting to scare police away from their gun battle. grin grin grin I pity those that sheepishly went there in the name of peace. We can't even achieve peace in Nairaland that has nothing at stake, how much less the raw politics itself. I wouldn't attend any nairaland gathering without my gun. I ain't trying to get popped by an educated almajiri.
you give as much as u get funmi. most trouble makers here deserve what they get. i needed you yesterday in the bauchi gov thread where was my auntie?

a very happy new year to you my dear. may you find peace and fulfill your purpose
PoliticsRe: Hausa-fulani’s Burden Of Leadership by JJYOU: 6:58pm On Dec 31, 2008
tpia:
Africans hate too much.

don't know why they spend so much time and energy simply hating. Its so stupid. Just this Christmas Ugandan or Congolese rebels masscared over 400 people. No one even knows what they're fighting for or why.

same story everywhere in Africa. Will Africans ever get their act together. They have so much in common with these Arabs/SE Asian tribes- blood feuds, generational hostilities, "honor" mentality, etc etc.
no chance. too divided and too many small minded people about
Christianity EtcRe: Marriage Between Xtian & Muslim? by JJYOU: 6:50pm On Dec 31, 2008
2 Corinthians 6:14 Do not be unequally yoked with unbelievers [do not make mismated alliances with them or come under a different yoke with them, inconsistent with your faith]. For what partnership have right living and right standing with God with iniquity and lawlessness? Or how can light have fellowship with darkness?
Foreign AffairsRe: Volunteer Suicide Bombers Lol Crazy Arabs by JJYOU: 6:46pm On Dec 31, 2008
*osisi*:
what religion?
You need to study about Iran.
and learn what their religion is.
They don't even worship in the same mosques and don't believe the same things.
They hate Arabs with a passion
i was shocked to see a very mild mannered friend throw the greatest tantrum i have seen an adult because someone called her an arab. she spent the next few weeks telling me the difference.
Martian:
Persians, arabs, ragheads, who gives a f*ck, they are all crazy.
mmmmmmm
FamilyRe: Serious Sister In Law Issue- What Should I Do Help by JJYOU: 6:39pm On Dec 31, 2008
ima1:
well i tried but my husband does not even want me to call her his sister, he said their family do not neccessarily reconcile, they alienate. which sucks because we had a fight about it and he said i wasn't supporting him, turns out this stuff is an ongoing issue, even with their most senior brother, the sisters do not speak to the wife, and his brother warned him about this sister in law, but he wanted to give her a chance, i am stuck in the middle, who do i support, but i'm not going to be fighting with my husbad over this issue, its his family and he wants me to let him handle it and just stay out of it. which is what i am going to do.
thats what i intend to do, stay out of it. will be worse if my husband is pissed at me for stuff like this.
thanks for hearing wisdom.
Christianity EtcRe: Marriage Between Xtian & Muslim? by JJYOU: 6:34pm On Dec 31, 2008
Chrisbenogor:
Tough choice man, but if what you want is christian advice then I am going to agree with jesoul.
the wonders of NL. jesoul dont do unGodly satanic advice
BusinessRe: What Should I Import To Nigeria by JJYOU: 6:31pm On Dec 31, 2008
nthnymarce:
Hi,

I will always advice people to come back home and invest. Local manufacturing pays in Nigeria. O boy consider local production,2million is more than enough to start one.
what do u advice he start sir
PoliticsRe: Abeokuta Pdp Bring Guns At A Peace Meeting: 3 Dead by JJYOU: 6:28pm On Dec 31, 2008
lawless people
FamilyRe: Bauchi Governor Marries A 4th Wife by JJYOU: 6:22pm On Dec 31, 2008
*osisi*:
Me I don taya from the holiday self.
nearly 4 whole weeks at home
I don travel travel.
sleep sleep sleep
eat eat eat.



david is just kidding.
the day his sister opens mouth to say she's becoming a 4th wife of some alhaji,he'll go on dry fasting and call down fire
watch the enjoyment ma. na God dash you sha. He giveth His beloveth sleep.
God bless and a very happy new year. may you increase and be blessed
FamilyRe: Bauchi Governor Marries A 4th Wife by JJYOU: 6:10pm On Dec 31, 2008
@ nwando ( i dont like that gun name)

OMG.
The thread don reach 14 pages
what did you expect? you have many admirers on NL plus the people are on holiday.

@david, my brother i never knew i would see the day you defend our things like this. this is not custom but wickedness. marry 4 wifes this day and age.

i am waiting for your shopping list.

happy new year everyone

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