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freezze:
JJYOU.
I never tot you could say something like this. [Monkey Head]

true sir. i am sincerely sorry never knew i could say something like that but the man is not nice inside more than outside. that is why i said God dont do ugly. i am sorry i meant no offence

tope2000:
Why must she be pretty
besides where is ur own picture

Wait. . . . . . . so u r just looking for a bedmate

what more do you think or expect from him?

busybein:
its not fiction dear its real,it happens alot in naija,she can only come for a short visit,but she can't come live wt us,mba kwa

my hubby can as well get her a house and a maid to take care of her

you see why afraid thety catch me

go ring road dress well well. the girls go come you hear. well done

slimfine:
what is the big deal? she should have just spray some air freshner when she finished. I mean I can't wait to pee pee or take a dumb that forcefully want to come out becuase my hubby is taking a shower oooh

i thought man and wife are now ONE

this is where i say some people were never meant tobe in relationships let alone marry. i am with sister nwando 110% on this one. the guy get wahala

thanks for your reply. if you were God for one minute would you talk to people already having sex about marrying or not marrying? there is one world in the bible that says they that nameth( calleth) the name of the Lord should depart from iniquity. these things are sins before God and it meses up more than just your mind. i dont know how you can begin to stop it now. do because God has a better plan for your life than some jerk using you for sexual experiments and pleasure. you are more than that in the eyes of God

God dont do ugly bros. see OBJ ruled naija with his monkey head

B.O.S.S.:
Now you're beginning to test me after four years of going strong - well, UNA-UK is more like the lesser powered UN but our motto is to make all the virtues of the United Nation into a reality.

check it out, you might like it and it's open to anyone plus you'll get the opportunity to hear the UN members speak at the various big events.

Membership costs £7 to my knowledge (not sure if it has changed).

http://www.una-uk.org/

not testing you. just wanted to know because the name sounded more like a school in benin UNA primary school

busybein:
d anglican churches use alcoholic wine,i visited a catholic church in naija d same thing,a lot of pentecostal and protestant churches in germany use alcoholic wine

d way u people r making it sound like someone is drinking a big bowl of wine in d name of communion, d last time i checked its given in a very small quantity


na wa for u people sef

that is funny

solaceguy:
exactly.
I recently heard this in Abuja and was baffled!
when the man's friends repeatedly told him this,he decided to take dna samples of his 'son' and he discovered the un believable-that his own an d his son's dna did not match.
this oga could not but pay for his driver's travel to Italy.<because he could not legally obtain his dna>
His driver escaped when he got there.The results proved that the driver was the boy's father

mmmmmmmmmmm not fair abi

michelin89:
It took me more than a year to see this reply but it's never too late to tell you you are an idiot with capital I! Look at this product of a licking condom. Na who send you come internet? Mistake of nature.

Fool. Be proud of a country where you have to lift your skirt to every man to get where you want.
Be proud of a country where they justify cruel acts in the name of culture.
Be proud of a country where they'd rather push the truth under the carpet to save the face of the rich.
Be proud of a country that doesn't give a damn about you and could care less if you lived of died.
Be proud, be proud. Be proud of being born into the pit of humanity.

Nonsense!

ogao  the young lady don vex abi.  michelle merry Christmas and a happy new year to you. na christmas be this no let people give youtemperature

so what does UNA- UK do?

Oh and by the way, I'm one of the pioneering members that found the charity organisation related to the United Nations UK - United Nations Associations, United Kingdom (UNA - UK).

B.O.S.S.:
Well, to my knowledge, NewsWeek is not as conventional but more into Nigerian news as compared to TIME magazine and yes as I mentioned above, NewsWeek is not widely read outside Nigeria as I only see it being sold in the African shops, not in most regular bookshops.

I might be wrong about that though

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i am beginning to like you. you are dangerously wrong on all counts. check http://www.newsweek.com/ and please tell this house how many black stories you see there let alone african.

busybein:
\the fact that some of my friends were prostitutes back then in my uni days did not make me leave them,to hell,let people talk,as long as long as u know what u want,even if it takes a decade u can convert that soul

and mind u dayo,d bible is not against alcohol,its only against drinking it to stupor,afterall d holycommunion wine churches use is alcoholic,so na wetin again :-\

frankwright mundy do non alchoholic wine and i think most evangelicals and pentecostals use non alcoholic. we dont send people to AA please. there is enough sins and temptations as it is. we dont want bachus sitting in people tummy in the name of communion do we?

slimfine:
He can choose whatever style he desires but he must be on his knees and tell me one brilliant reason he want to spend for better or worst with me.

what about you doing the honours young lady? what is the harm in you kneeling and asking the question?

B.O.S.S.:
You could also go to the Boots in your area and check for a medication called RESPECT-YOUR-FELLOW as they definitely sell it in your area. So what Adeboye has all these free PR? My argument remains the fact that how well you think someone influences the world depends on personal opinion. What part of hard is hard to grab or do you find that rude?

I don't care if adeboye is in the list or not, all I'm saying is that I don't think he'll make the list if the list is published by a magazine that's widely read outside Nigeria.

oga i dont know why you did this to yourself. did i hear you said newsweek is a magazine not widely read outside nigeria? any way i was one of the first to post the story somewhere here. i got it from an international christian magazine called charisma published in America. not the one in nigeria by the way. here is the link

Newsweek Lists Nigerian Pentecostal Among World Influencers
Church planter Enoch Adeboye is included beside presidents as one of the world's 50 most powerful people.

Newsweek Lists Nigerian Pentecostal Among World Influencers
[12.22.08] One of the 50 most powerful people in the world is a Pentecostal preacher from Nigeria whose mission is to save souls.

So says Newsweek magazine in its Jan. 5 cover story, which includes Enoch Adeboye, general overseer of the Redeemed Christian Church of God (RCCG), in its list of 50 world powerbrokers.

Adeboye and Pope Benedict XVI are the only Christian leaders on the list, which features both revered and reviled influencers including President-elect Barack Obama, the Clintons, Oprah Winfrey, Chinese President Hu Jintao, al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden and Russian President Vladimir Putin.

"I certainly agree with Newsweek on this," Pentecostal historian Vinson Synan told Charisma. "I have visited [Adeboye's] campground and preached in one of his large churches in Lagos. In terms of masses of followers and influence in Nigeria, as well as other nations, he is a dominating person with tremendous power."

RCCG, which Adeboye has led since 1981, has some 5 million members in 14,000 congregations in Nigeria alone and hundreds more across 110 nations. In 2006, the Lagos-based church movement built a U.S. headquarters in Texas, and has planted several hundred churches nationwide.

"In the developing world we say we want churches to be within five minutes' walk of every person," Adeboye told Newsweek. "In the developed world, we say five minutes of driving."

A former math instructor at the University of Lagos, Adeboye began working at RCCG translating the pastor's sermons from Yoruba to English. He now travels the world preaching at services that can last as long as 12 hours.

Each month in Lagos, RCCG hosts an all-night prayer meeting at its Redemption Campground that draws several hundred thousand people. Every December, several million people travel from around the world to attend RCCG's annual Holy Ghost Congress. The most recent congress ended on Sunday.

"If I were to name the top 10 apostles in the whole world, Adeboye would have to be there on the top of the list," said C. Peter Wagner, president of Global Harvest Ministries and leader of the International Coalition of Apostles. He is also the editor of Out of Africa, which chronicles the growth of the charismatic movement in Nigeria.

"I attended his all-night prayer meeting the first Friday of the month, and the leaders apologized to me for the low attendance," Wagner said. "They had only 300,000 the whole night long. Usually they have 500,000."

Synan noted that the prosperity gospel is a central message at RCCG and within other prominent Nigerian Pentecostal ministries."In Africa, prosperity means generally having a roof over your head and food to eat," Synan said, adding that the prosperity message is also used negatively by some to promote the idea that Christians must give financially in order to receive God's blessings.

Adeboye has avoided accusations of financial misdeeds or faking supernatural power, which have plagued many ministries in the nation. Nigerian government leaders seek his input on social issues, Newsweek noted, and he recently made a public-service announcement condemning discrimination against people who are HIV-positive.

Newsweek called Pentecostalism "the biggest, fastest-growing Christian movement since the Reformation," with some 600 adherents around the world.

In North America, the number of Pentecostals has grown from 19 million in 1970 to roughly 77 million today, Newsweek reported. According to the Center for the Study of Global Christianity at Gordon-Conwell Theological Seminary, the numbers are even higher in Asia and Latin America, where Pentecostalism claims 166 million and 151 million followers respectively.

Grant Wacker, professor of Christian history at Duke University, estimates that by 2050 most of Africa will be Christian—and the majority of those converts will be Pentecostals.

"Pentecostals have such an impact because they talk of the here and now, not just the by and by," Adeboye told Newsweek. "We pray for the sick, but we pray for their prosperity, for their overcoming of evil forces and so on. While we have to worry about heaven, there are some things God could do for us in the here and now."

Although Adeboye is not as well known in the United States as he is in Nigeria, Wagner said he represents the new center of gravity for Christianity. "One of the things that excites me is that [Newsweek] had the wisdom to include a leader from the Global South because that is the focal point of growth and influence of the Christian church," said Wagner, referring to Africa, Asia and Latin America.

"It's absolutely necessary for us who have an older church that has not been on fire like it has in the past to look to the Global South and catch some of the fire that the Lord is setting there," he added. "It is absolutely necessary." –Adrienne S. Gaines

http://charismamag.com/cms/news/archives/1222082.php

some people are hell bent on going to jail because of toto. international city ke!

lucabrasi:
the predictions are not concise enough and anyone with a good grasp of current affairs can make these predictions,if he gives names,dates then ill believe

you can fix your own predictions o boy

busybein:
my mother inlaw wouldnt even want to leave wt us,even if u offer her the best things in life

she does not even support her kids coming to stay wt us sef

i want peace and quiet in my home

i was going to come seeing your ma inlaws and others are not allowed - affraid dey catch me now as they say

hajifaty:
Why can't he tell the same GOD that told him all this prediction to change Naija for good. Abi him no be good Naija Citizen.
Ninsense

so you guys continue to sin like there is no tomorrow. i love your logic

chill oga boss. tomorrow morning go see if boots do a drug called  HUMILITY. they may have it in your area. i dont go to the mans church. i dont know him personally. fact is the amount of publicity he has been given free of charge in recent weeks is worth about $5m in PR alone. like i said that is FACT.

my only problem is he may not be able to use it unless he has a good PR machine behind him.  at a time like this when the world is shaking any person with a spiritual currency/mileage will ride high if he knows what he is doing.

kudos to the man.  go check how much naija pays for PR and see how poor the returns is and aplaud the man

dollyn:
Realy,its somehow hard because u must be very careful so he wnt take it personal or think u are probably tired of him.so jst try n use scope like on a good day when he is in a good mood o.jst tel him how mch u love him n dt u dnt like slim guys,dt u like everything about him bt u feel it would be better if he trims down a little bit but dt nothwtstanding u like him whichever way.i am so sure he wl get the message and he would find something to do about it.it all depends on how u say it sha.

add to that where and when you say it.  topup, busybein, sisi, karmamod  and others this is in your pay grade please help

where are my lovely sisters nwando and gamine hiding this whole christmas and new year?

Alikwe:
Compliments of the season. Em ,  Ma boyfriend has been pestering that I should enquire about our plans of getting married but i don't think its needed. But he still persist that i must do it. even though i attend a white garment church i don't feel like asking. as i am afriad of loosing him. please some one should correct me if am wrong. cheers.

is that the same guy doing this? why marry at 22 ma? 

He Always Want To Suck My Clits But I don't Really Like It.
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My boyfriend always takes time to give a lot of sucking while working his fingers on my tits, he is sucking me down below. but i don't want him to keep doing it as i don't suck him even when he asked i just shrugged it off that no. How can i make him stop licking my pussy. it really drives me crazy but since he asked and i did not do it to him i have been feeling guilty each time he does it to me. He even takes time to shave ma pu**y. Advise me.

B.O.S.S.:
Hi again Gettysburg, Without digressing.

I have a thing or two to say regarding the list of the world's movers and shakers. NewsWeek have a right to their opinion just as anybody else. Do you remember, that in 2005, Osam Bin Laden was among the 50 most influential people in the world according to TIME magazine and simon Cowell (X-Factor) was also on the same list while Tony Blair, the then prime minister wasn't?

Does that mean anything to you?

More so, with majority of Adeboye's crowd based in Nigeria, that might have prompted his NewsWeek's selection because as far as I'm concerned, apart from the sect of believers, he's not that known outside Nigeria by non-Nigerians.

Summary: Adeboye might be a pillar in Nigeria and a giant but outside Nigeria - Hell Naw.

if you knew how the world politics work you will never have said that last word. public and private goes hand in hand. the publicity he got is what cost some millions of dollars. if he can milk it dont be surprised seeing him address UN next year. if he can milk and use it.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Then there shouldn't be lamentations of this and that.  If one truly enjoys the game, winning and losing is part of the thrill.[/color]

insanity they say is doing same thing and expecting different results. they like the playing. they cant work out why it is not favouring them all the time.

i watched a film on this topic on God channel on friday night. scary stuff. lets stop doing rligion. lets give our hearts to Jesus for salvation

iice:
[color=#9900ff]And often end up with nothing.[/color]

they are used to that my dear.

Siena:
Really? The NPF stroke your back lovingly, and would never dream of flogging you.
Has that stopped folk from living in Nigeria? Keep your nose clean, and police, regardless of where you are would have cause to treat you like an animal.

Sounds like most of your opinions are hearsay too - have you been to Singapore, and if yes, were you burnt by the "heat", racially discriminated against, flogged by the local police, before being deported?

sienna you are something else. o boy,. i should be off to sleep with that

iice:
[color=#9900ff]So there is a back up
Heartbreak indeedy[/color]

we are talking naija peeps here. there are always plan A and B. both sexes fight to out do each other in these kind of things

unfortunately as a result of child traficking gettng a child travel docs into europe is not that straight forward today

interesting. this in child witches town.  how many of this choir people will make heaven if i may ask?

double thread. already created this earlier https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?topic=212236.msg3276303#msg3276303

i will definately allow my ma inlaw to stay with us. she is a lovely, elegant and peaceful lady. she has grace and decency in her. i know it wont happen because she doesnt like europe that much plus she has too many grand kids around her to move permanently.