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Family › Re: Discrimination Against Women In Nigeria by Kimoni: 12:30am On Oct 25, 2015

laide4:
kimoni, bring it ON.
Show wia francis claimed to be me except me claiming to be him.

francis isn't dumb to use dis m0niker to attack if we are rili d same person.

you are a fool, francistony

So you can even speak for Francistony without being him? You know how foolish he can be grin

Carry your curses to your father this night. You have been served.

Years on, remember why you won't have children and when death is slowly taking you away.

You misyarned to the wrong person, unprovoked!

And it's amazing how francistony's has not shown up yet despite the several mentions. you wish to tell us why? undecided

You are ignored. I just don't suffer fools

Family › Re: Discrimination Against Women In Nigeria by Kimoni: 12:21am On Oct 25, 2015

coogar:
you don't need to curse him.
he's already cursed! someone who cannot even get into any naija uni but yet trolls the cyberspace - doesn't that already tell you he's an unrepentant failure?

abeg, ignore the imbëcile!

He really pissed me off this night Coogar. Because he keeps insulting Edwife and I but we choose to ignore him, he actually thinks he is above board?

See how he hovers around us unprovoked fighting his aunties causes? What rubbish?

I don't even suffer real life bullies, how much much more, this never-do-well teenager?

He is ignored today. Thanks.

Family › Re: Discrimination Against Women In Nigeria by Kimoni: 12:13am On Oct 25, 2015

MMotimo:
No. Francis18 and laide are one. This francistony being mentioned is neither of these 2. A female manipulator is doing this to turn people against francistony. I can almost bet on it. Am I the only one seeing this?

This is clearly Francistony. Everything damn thing about him gives him away. He created all these alternate monikers to fight the guy he believed to be 5mins way back and confessed his true self.

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Family › Re: Discrimination Against Women In Nigeria by Kimoni: 12:11am On Oct 25, 2015

laide4:
Kimoni,
u v bn cursed.
yew will never av a baby to call yur own.

Unfortunately, I already have kids, and I am done with childbearing sef but mark my words today, you will not have kids in life. Not even if you sleep with a million girls. Fool!

Take these curses to the bank cuz they are stuck with you from today. You and your lineage will carry the curses forever. Idiot.

Next time, you will look at kimoni and will never spew rubbish ever again. What rubbish? I could kill you with my bare hands right now.

Family › Re: Discrimination Against Women In Nigeria by Kimoni: 12:08am On Oct 25, 2015

laide4:
rn't u d jobless iperu ijebu slut.
You cn neva be lyk francis and it's nt his fault that u vnt tasted a city life like him.
You wish your bastard family birthed you in a CITY.
SMELLY CUNTT!

You are a bastard, Francistony and you will forever remain one. what insolence?

I will not spare you from today. Who exactly do you think I am? You cannot, in your wildest dream achieve 1% of what I have achieved in this life cuz you have no respect for those ahead of you. I am not 51 years and I am not barren, but you boy, for this rubbishy you are spewing, will never have children in your life and will never reach 51 years of age. You won't even get close to 50. What rubbish? You are damn annoying kid.

Family › Re: Discrimination Against Women In Nigeria by Kimoni: 12:03am On Oct 25, 2015

MMotimo:
Why do I think francis and laide are one and the same? Maybe because former says go get laide and laide shows up

Of course they are one and the same. He is the one creating alternate IDs everywhere and everyone can see it except his moronic aunties who keep urging him on. Are they all so dumb to think people dont know? Just because we ignore him cuz of his age? Is it rocket science?

Family › Re: Discrimination Against Women In Nigeria by Kimoni: 12:00am On Oct 25, 2015

You are an arsehole who will never amount to anything ever in this life. Whose bidding are you actually obeying? The fools you call NL aunties or what? Why can't they face me themselves?

You are the most unintelligent teenager I have ever come across. Who exactly do you think you are fooling?

Do you see your self confession some months back? Can you see why you will never amount to anything in life?

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Family › Re: Discrimination Against Women In Nigeria by Kimoni: 11:58pm On Oct 24, 2015

laide4:
Kimoni d jobless LovePeddler nd a retarded housewife, no one is responsible 4 yur barreness.
arent u tired of guzzling cum for a live.
you slut at 51 not end means to save your whoreish ass.
useless bleached out yoruba slult like her ilks.
bring it on Arrow, i am on yur case.

Francistony, are you mad? Is it because I have been indulging you for so long? Are you crazy? Do you want me to curse you and your lineage this night? What sort of rubbish is this?

What the heck do you think you are doing? Just because if your age, we are overlooking your foolishness and your dumb brain think you are actually getting away with it?

If I ever hear Kimoni from you ever again, I will not only curse your life out, I will fish you out physically. What rubbish!

You will be barren in everything you lay your hand on, idiot.

You are not even worthy to untie my shoes, idiotic fool.

Celebrities › Re: Linda Ikeji Inside Her Mansion ( Today's New Photo ) by Kimoni: 11:01pm On Oct 24, 2015

PapaNnamdi:
Useless girl
No husband
No pikin

No mother inlaw
No sister inlaw

No husband brother to trouble u

Only u just de the house,

Bia dis girl,
Enter inside

Bullshit!

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Health › Re: NEW BORN BABIES! Are U A New Mum? Then Lets Discuss Babies Here!!!!! by Kimoni: 7:58pm On Oct 24, 2015

dunasy:
Personally, it is necessary. MIL says for about three months daily ( though now not as frequent as d first 4 weeks since i put to bed). She grinded spring onion, kafra pelebe and uda together, after which she placed them and in a small piece of cloth and tied.
We had to get a lantern for this purpose, the cloth is made moist at d bottom and placed on the top of the lantern for heating purposes and placed on DS's navel( the heat is first placed on my cheek oooo,to be sure it isnt hot and repeated like 6 times at a moment esp morning and evening bath).

It does help reduce stomach pain.I noticed in the first few weeks,once it is placed on his navel, he farts and all but now not so much when it is done, MIL says he is healing up already.

Hmnnnnnnnnnn

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Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Kimoni: 6:25pm On Oct 24, 2015

Edwife mi love, Edwife mi sweetie - how market? grin

Naijababe - a friend in need is a friend in deed. Wetin affect eyes don affect nose o.

Which kain mountain are we going take eddy and her team go do deliverance biko? We can't just be watching these thrashing week in week out naa sad

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Politics › Re: Tribunal Cancels The Election Of Nyesome Wike, INEC To Conduct Fresh Election by Kimoni: 1:13pm On Oct 24, 2015

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Crime › Re: Family Demands Body Of 11-yr-old Girl Whose Guardian Raped To Death (Pictured) by Kimoni: 12:20pm On Oct 24, 2015

But how can 11 year old become a house aid naa cry

RIP.ittle one.

Your killers will sleep no more.

Politics › Re: Ministerial Screening: Fresh Plot To Stop Amaechi Thickens by Kimoni: 11:25am On Oct 24, 2015

Isn't Akpabio himself facing EFCC due to corruption charges? Infact, who amongst the senators and past governors is not being investigated over one corruption allegation or the other? Silly leaders

Romance › Re: October 24th: My Introduction Date That Never Came Through by Kimoni: 10:48am On Oct 24, 2015

TV01 - I read OP's story and I thought of you. Some of the things he said about headship, providing leadership and direction for his family being non-negotiable sounded so like you cheesy

'twas like I was reading from you.

God help the OP, I feel for him. It's sometimes confusing if one should fight for true love in cases like this but I respect and applaud the OP decision based on his reasons.

Lemme read some comments...

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Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Kimoni: 9:39am On Oct 24, 2015

cococandy:
If I give you list of what I want from anyone coming for omugwo ehn. You will run.
My list is almost one year old.

wetin naa?? Person wey dey come for omugwo dey bring list again? Shuo! Upon say I wan come work o

Anyways, make I just see the list first...send it to my PA cool

Family › Re: How Will You Celebrate Birthday With One Thousand Naira by Kimoni: 8:30pm On Oct 23, 2015

Sambarry, you expertise is needed here ooo

Family › Re: Linda Ikeja's Advice To The Ladies by Kimoni: 10:46am On Oct 23, 2015*

Inspiring story...Linda took charge of her life and made the most of her situation. In the land where some people will never see anything good, she found the wisdom to tap into the opportunities that existed and the rest is history kiss

You are your own limitation in life. Take responsibility for your life and steer it the way you wish. Poverty is not an excuse!

Family › Re: Best States To And Not To Marry From. by Kimoni: 10:43am On Oct 23, 2015

silly thread

The latest now is to create controversial threads expecting the controversy to run into several pages or hit front page...una doh

Family › Re: This Woman Happily Announced That Her Hubby is Taking A 2nd Wife by Kimoni: 8:39am On Oct 23, 2015

Dandeson1:
THE HUSBAND MUST BE A CHRONIC PAIN IN THE ASS... THAT'S Y SHE'S HAPPY SHARING HIM...

I agree

Crime › Re: Pregnant Woman Crushes Husband’s Testicles Over Cheating, Killing Him by Kimoni: 8:36am On Oct 23, 2015

madridguy:
I stand against all types of domestic violence and abuse and I bind every evil spirit associated with them.

Violence against men is getting alarming this day and I think its call for drastic action. I believe so many women now take WEED and excess codeine cos its getting too much of them. This is time we men should form MEN RIGHT GROUP to fight for our right. I can't imagine the grade of pain the helpless man would suffered before he gave up. RIP to him and his friend.

Moral lesson : ~~Do not marry a MAD woman as a wife~~ Do not CHEAT on a mad wife.

Fixed

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Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Kimoni: 8:29am On Oct 23, 2015

cococandy:

You dey yab me sha.

It's like I'll name my baby kimoni

infact, free 1 year omugwo for you be that wink

Career › Re: KPMG: My Temp Experience by Kimoni: 5:58pm On Oct 22, 2015

Interesting write up. As you go further up, you begin to see things in a different light. You think nothing of the skyscrapers or the three course lunch. All you see are your goals, deliverables and targets. Hmnnnnn, it becomes very hot from then on...

Enjoy your early days...very well deserved but trust me, the euphoria doesn't last for too long sad

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Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Kimoni: 5:52pm On Oct 22, 2015

jaybee3:
You just did abi?

Lol...like an hr ago

Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Kimoni: 5:37pm On Oct 22, 2015

jaybee3:
You didn't even reply me sef

I have ooo

Plenty ejo wewe sef cheesy

Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Kimoni: 5:14pm On Oct 22, 2015

jaybee3:
What did you pop?

Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by Kimoni: 5:12pm On Oct 22, 2015

tatacherie:
Lolzzzzzzzz na socket!

Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Kimoni: 4:53pm On Oct 22, 2015

jaybee3:
What's popping

Popped

Politics › Re: Troops Killed 150 Boko Haram Fighters, Rescued 36 — Army by Kimoni: 11:24am On Oct 22, 2015

Dis people no dey finish ni undecided

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Family › Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Kimoni: 11:23am On Oct 22, 2015

cococandy:
Okay I'll search again.

It's like I'm not seeing well these days.

Lol...ndo

Na condition tongue

Family › Re: Married Nairalanders I Need Your Help! It's Urgent. by Kimoni: 11:12am On Oct 22, 2015

Ourboss:
In short, I don't know the meaning of 'love' as mentioned in this story. If you see money worth billions naira in the mouth of a lion, can you take it?
My sister, that guy knows what he is doing to you. You better run away from him now else you will see his wedding invitation to another girl soon. A stitch in time saves nine! kindly note that time heals all wounds. Sorry dear.

Hmnnnnnn big queshion

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