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No punishment, no screaming?? get a robot!

Whoever wrote this should be a professional writer, I didn't even realise when I read the whole thing. Pure natural talent....

Orieguw!!!

bellong:
So the parents of your girlfriend refused you to marry her because you are poor?

Guy, don't throw tantrum if they say no, find another better chic that wouldn't discriminate you based on your financial situation or others.

Are you sure it's bcuz he is not an atheist?

Who wan make im pikin marry keferi?

Happy birthday Light. As your name implies, you will continue to light up the face of the earth and never go dim.
You will live to declare the glory of the Lord.
It is well with you and your family.
God bless your mother!

Kachisbarbie:
this is the most facile hackneyed statement I keep hearing.
Which fact?
Where did you conduct the survey?
If 80% of married people you know are unhappy, then change your circle because something is really wrong somewhere.

Marriage is sweet, as at when due to the right person. I don't believe in pressurised marriage, neither do I believe in your statistics.

Why won't 80% of marriage be unhappy to you, when you go about looking at unhappy couples, to make yourself feel better and buttress your statistics.

If a married person says "singles (especially ladies) are unhappy" some of you would almost have cardiac arrest on top the matter. Argue constructively, albeit with facts. Don't fling preposterous statistics here and there...

I think I like this babe

edwife:
We are winning,still cheering my boys!

In Europe, my sky is blue

Pickabea1, pls free my babe o, she is nowhere near ET's record naa

Besides, where are all these Exes crawling out from sef na jealousy dey worry them?

As for Halle, when she gets to no 10, she will find her bone of bones and live happily thereafter. Till then, make she dey divorce dey go; it's a developed nation, no shame in divorce.

Edwife!!!!!!!! Stop it

I was just going to talk about Elizabeth Taylor what are you doing here by the way? Is the match over

modath:
My weakness & drug of choice is baby pix, can't ever get enough..

Newborn, old born, same picture, 50 diff angles, I like them ALL.

Then I need to pay a visit to your phone gallery

onila:
there is this guy in my church

he is so handsome

what makes him so unique. is the spiral birth marks coming down from his forehead to the end of his nose

when u see him from far. .u wld think its a wound that has been stitched

but when u look closer, its a birth mark. .hes dark skinned

please if u know the guy am talking abt, pls tell me if hes Nigerian. .dont need to know his name, wld be nice i to know. .

hes so eye candy

Onegai:
I saw nothing because a pig flew across the sky as I read it

yeye woman. How's baby E?

I think I should have called Phema too actually.

Sup Phema, did you see that advice from blustreak? From a man to a fellow man?

No point TV01, no point taking her on as our values on marriage are pararell lines that would never meet. Again, why engage someone who is quick to go off on your family during a sane debate? To what end?

Biko, let me try and keep this short fuse of mine under tight lock and key.

BluStreak:
Showing him the messages is a pure diversionary measure to get the hubby off their case.

The truth of this matter is, such relationship most often never ends well. Men are a very patient breed when they have a target. He is most likely baiting your wife. Unfortunately, your wife is already emotionally involved with this guy, she's gonna go discrete on you if and when you put you foot down and demand a stop to it.

You need a different approach. Start all over to love her in a different way. Keep her busy thinking about you. Take her out more, love her more, more s#x and so on. The guys matter will fade away faster than the smell of a cheap perfume.

Hehehehehe so men also give and get this kind of advice good to know. Fair points though

@onegai - have you seen this

ayolight:
goodevn house.
praise be unto d.name of d Lord. I ve collected our.visa.
we ve contacted someone as regards ticketting, she has booked for.Friday. I ll see her tmrw to fill some medical form stuffs.
we now have #2.6m
someone sent us 10k, another 5k, 2persons 1k each.
God bless u real good.
everyone who has been cheering us up, God bless u all.
I ll update more tmrw, I'm so tired now.

Hallelujah!!!!!
It shall continue to be testimonies galore from henceforth by God's grace.
Pls rest well and start preparing in earnest.
Inform the house of any urgent need you encounter as you prepare.

coogar:
easy....
£10 per each name revealed.

of course, the first request shall be free of charge.

stillfire = stillwater
skimoni = osisi

Laugh wan kee me ooooo

raumdeuter:
coogar and pickabeau can you identify all these new names and tie them to their old monicker

E.g who is Kimoni, Stillfire abi na stillwater

You have called the right people for moi actually

femoboy:
The snake is not a poisonous one,infact after Killin it a man was asking us to give it to him so dt he can roast it.so we thought dt was strong wt ds one we wr u wen running like mad man chasing nothing jes to kill the snake.naso we put water on fire sharply. The name of d snake is monamona in Yoruba

Lollzz, all your effort must not go in vain

pickabeau1:
choooiiiiiiii.. see meat!

you wan chop?

raumdeuter:
Wont you be one of those that would end up being accused of "Stay married at all cost" and promoting archaic African culture

Cos It seems every Nigerian womans dream is to be divorced but the backward culture, Nigerian men and society are holding them back

Hahaha Dayo, which levels naa

Even Aunty lawyer has advised say make she never seek divorce

TV01:
Please forgive my ignorance of this case. I hate divorce - as all lovers of marirage do !

But please, are you saying Nike (was she not the mistress?) also had to make a court-mandated payout? In these days of "no-fault divorce" - not sure if that obtains in Nigeria - I quite like that, but am not sure how it could happen? Nail the covenant breakers and the accomplice .
TV

Good news if this is really happening in Nigeria.

I think this was Edwife and byvan03 stance in that "other woman's" thread. Like byvan argued, I also agree they (man and mistress) should be jointly culpable.

nevanevaland:
Thanks, had d convo with him , he couldn't / didn't deny it. He had no explanation, was just looking at me like a dumb. I left him standing, and left d house.
Oh yes, d grief kicked in eventually, cried my eyes out. It just came as a rude shock I guess, now I know better

It's okay to cry dear, you'll feel better and think more clearly now.

My honest opinion on him - I think he is redeemable. Pls don't give up on your marriage just yet. There is a lady on the pregnancy thread who handled this same issue the way you just went about it and the hubby was sober as hell. She confronted him gently and didn't bring up the issue again. He was confused till he couldnt handle the silence from her anymore. Cried his eyes out, asked for forgiveness and they reconciled with promises and limitations from both parties of course. I wish I could ask her to speak with you but I don't wanna embarrass her. If you can, pls tow the same line and see how things play out. I pray your hubby comes to the same realization. Like you said, he might be under the influence of some bad friends especially when you say he wasn't like this before now.

**i don't even know if I can do what I am asking of you o cuz I know my weaknesses but if you can, pls do it and I pray all ends well.

coogar:
thanks for the vote of confidence!

Lol...Until Freecocoa and bodashee ratifies it naa that's why I called them

KanwuliaJara:
Muchechecheche
Abeg help me sing:

"To Copy This Tune, Press WAN! You have what it takes to be BETA"!

You have been calling MTN too much oo but you are tooooo unique, no one can even try

Timbuktou:
I plead guilty, your lordship. We can't all be saints. And yes, Skimoni sounds much better.

You are hereby sentenced to 75 years of marital labor...you shall till the ground and hand the the fruits to freecocoa Mrs Tim

coogar:
skimoni sounds nicer to the ears.

if only seun will allow change of moniker

tried to convince them to let the OP consult family elders/church elders to deliberate on the matter but timbuktou/raumdeuter had a superior argument.

Tim is a misogynist raumdeuter is on a divorce mission

You are in neither category naa (can freecocoa and bodashee say amen!)

dominique:
Those that eat snakes know which is poisonous or not, I doubt if the Op bothered to find out the kind of snake they're about to consume. How about the one that ate a tortoise. The way he snuffed life out of that animal made me sick. The way our people go eating just anything without bothering to care if it is fit or safe to eat is very worrying.

Oh sorry, I didn't realise you were bothered about the safety of what they are eating.

But wait o, tortoise some people need to move to China asap

I just reckon for them to know how to even dice and cook it, they must know which is safe or not. I guess...

coogar:
skimoni my role model, how are you?

you don give me new name baa

You let Tim and Raumtedeur change your direction on this thread

They are bad friends

Junk!

dominique:
as i was scrolling down I had a feeling that the snake will end up in a pot. I don't want to believe the poverty level in this country is[b] so bad that people will go eating every crawling creature they lay their hands on[/b]. We need to change our mentality in this country.

Dominique, why do you say it's a bad thing to eat these animals? As long as they are not poisonous or going extinct? And if they were going extinct, there is little the average man on the street can do when there is no higher and systematic initiative to save them.

These animals are actually delicacies in some cultures, just like the way an Indian will frown at your eating beef.