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Yakubu Aiyegbeni ( Nigeria's version of Emile Heskey)

Whoo!! How could i have forgotten the Italian Job? Steal was ok too.

Still cant get enuff of those first scenes in The Italian Job. The Box dropping 3(?) floors down, the boat dashing off supposedly with the steal, the pursuit and the that underwater safe break.

How about Swordfish?

I have developed a passionate liking for thieving movies. You know the type - Ocean's 11, 12, 13, Inside Man, The Thomas Crown Affair, Entrapment, After the Sunset, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels etc. Who else is like me?

My favorite still remains Oceans 11 and The Thomas Crown Affair. I cant get over the exquisite way these thefts were planned and executed.

Which is your favorite?

Who remembers Kessingsheen Hit Show?

I think the problem in this regard stems from most of us not understanding the difference between what is wrong and what we dont like. Just because we dont like something doesnt make it wrong. Just because i dont like eating rice with soaked garri doesnt make it wrong. My friends like it. Just because we dont agree with somebody (or some pastor or some church) doesnt make them wrong. Ricadelide said, i also do not agree with my pastor 100%.

I agree with the basic doctrines stated in the website of Deeper life church, but i don't agree with most of the rules that accompany the application in the church. Does that render my 'Born-again' null and void? No. I am as born-again as any member of DLBC. I too have the gift of righteousness.

No wonder Paul said
"1 Cor12:4 Now there are diversities of gifts, but the same Spirit. 5 And there are differences of administrations, but the same Lord. 6 And there are diversities of operations, but it is the same God which worketh all in all. 7 But the manifestation of the Spirit is given to every man to profit withal. 11 But all these worketh that one and the selfsame Spirit, dividing to every man severally as he will."


I like this statement by bwebe
For John came neither eating nor drinking, he was a Baptist and an abstainer. He was far from indulgence in luxury and nothing could be alleged of his habits, but they said “He hath a devil”. Jesus came eating and drinking, living like a man among men, having all the qualities they pretended to look for in the life of John. He also was labeled a drunken man, gluttony, a friend of publicans and sinners. Can this generation lack people to tread this path? Cephas was too blunt, Paul was too argumentative, Timothy was too young, James was too severe, and John was too gentle.

It just shows how diverse people can stem from the same Spirit of God.

So what am I saying? Just because someone decides to leave DLBC doesnt mean the person is any less a Christian than the one who stays. I cant be a member of DLBC because I feel restrained. Where the Spirit of the Lord is there is Liberty. But I dont feel I am more of a Christian than a member of DLBC.

I'll Ask Him Why He loves me sooooo much.

eh, but e for try read the thing well now. at least light and dark start with different letters.

@www_pastor
Quite impressive, this write up. Just read it and will need to read it again. But Just incase, is it copyrighted?

I didn't get this part o.

ayedun:
Please, someone clearify this verse, Because when God created all other thing God did not
call anybody He said Let There be Dark and there is Dark.

Gen 1:3 And God said, Let there be light: and there was light.

I think the contribution by TayoD earlier puts paid to this issue. Yes lots of 'preachers' today focus more on the principles of Jesus than the person of Jesus. The church today have become like the children of Israel who were more interested in tha acts of God more than His ways. As long as we can live the good life (drive good cars, live in good houses, have a good marriage etc,) we are ok. We really dont care about how the Gospel about the saving grace of Jesus is being propagated.

Bros AlexJ, i beg tell us how u take see the sister with G-String o!
Where u discussing scripture and her skirt just happend to fall down? Where u picking up a pencil from the floor and mistakenly looked u? or were u in a shop and caught her trying one out? or _{more likely} were the two of you doing something sinister and ,

Dont blame Zukkie4eva jare. You know Tri-ni-tee and anointed are black people who got to yankee via slave trade form the west coast of Africa. Who's to say dem no me omo nna abi mgbati or even ete from calabar.

Find Below the Lyrics to my favorite song. Tell me it dont bless you.

Order My Steps - Mississippi Mass Choir
[Chorus]
Order my steps in your word dear Lord
Lead me, guide me, everyday
Send Your anointing, Father, I pray
Order my steps in Your word.
Please order my steps in Your word.
[Verse]
Humbly I ask Thee, teach me Your will
While You are working, help me be still
Though Satan is busy, God is real
Order my steps in Your word.
Please order my steps in Your word.
Bridle my tongue, let my words edify
Let the words of my mouth be acceptable in Thy sight
Take charge of my thoughts, both day and night
Order my steps in Your word.
Please order my steps in Your word.
(Refrain)
I want to walk worthy, my calling to fulfill
Please order my steps, Lord, and I'll do Your blessed will
The world is ever changing, but You are still the same
If You order my steps, I'll praise Your name.
Order my steps, in Your word
Order my tongue, in Your word
Guide my feet, in Your word
Wash my heart, in Your word
Show me how to walk, in Your word
Show me how to talk, in Your word.

@Backslider
Bros i seriously dong get what you are driving at.
How can christian songs carry immorality?

Man, i beg to differ.
If you want to talk about class, style, panache, sexuality Sean Connery is by far the best Bond ever. Just a look at him and you already see all the women in the world 'dying' for him. he is by far the best personification of the ideal Bond personality.
For second place i'm torn between Roger Moore and Pierce Brosnan. While Brosnan comes closest to that Bond ideal, the bond films he made were not as 'bond' as those made by Moore. He suffered from being part of sunset of the bond genre. Moore did the most bond films and is more easily associated with bond to most bond fans. His personal style gradually began to define 'bond'.
Timothy Dalton in my opinion doesnt count.
Daniel Craig? Well maybe they should have called him James 'Jimmy' Bond - the son of bond from the that marriage in 'On Her Majesty's Secret Service". Yes he got the action part right. but that sexuality is totally missing. and he seems too detached.

@ Poster 93.348% to be more precise.

@ Bencobenz. Quite hilarious. Unfortunately, quite true. PS Forgot to add that shirts worn by men must not be their size. Body guards (even of very respectable politicians and busines men) must be thug-looking, thickly-muscled men wearing sunglasses, t-shirts and waist coats.

@Krisobo. Hope all this hope u are raising will not break our hearts. quite agree though that there are shades of good things showing in some place. Like music videos for instance.

All responses so far split evenly along sexual lines:
Males - Tell Him (thats their Ego talking).
Females - Dont tell him (thats their pride talking).

My peeps
the pastor name sef na scope. REV.SIGN FIREMAN if im papa hear am na wahala o! wetin do better yoruba name? and even if "jah eli jah mimo" hold u sef u no fit change the name to Prophet Nahum Zephaniah? At least it looks more authentic.

Poverty sef na wa o! why person go carry im leg go see pastor wey call himsef SIGN FIREMAN

@ Donnie
Last time i checked the Spirit of God was not an author of the confusion.

I dont think the Spirit of God will 'lead' you to start a topic by making categorical statements on what you believe, give you insights to defend what you believe to a certain point, then refuse to lead you when pilgrim 1 asked you a question.

He will always finish what He starts.

lots-a-luv

From what i hear, Diageo, the parent company of Guinness attributes the positioning of Nigeria as the 2nd largest Guinness stout consumer in the world to that 'udeme' campaign. (i guess it only worked in calabar sha)

If not that Ambi Pur is actually a good fragrance, their ad on tv would have made the company bankrupt.

That Bonux woman actually had the effrontery to insult her husband at the expense of bonux.

And i still wonder why Buky Wright keeps saying 'Arpic. I thot it was Harpic.

ah ah! She no fat when you toast her?

@ ISrael 007
The story is not complete. You saw her, then what?
You definitely must have spoken to her after that. What did she say? what was her excuse? what did your best man say?

Was hezbollah's 6 yr unprovoked raining of bombs and missiles on Isreal excusable on the grounds that a negligible number of Isrealis died? So as long as no one is killed it is perfectly lawful to rain bombs with ball bearings on me?

Your revisionism and hypocrisy is legendary! Little ball bearings that killed only a relatively few civillians? and those "relatively few civillians" don't matter because afterall only a few of them died or they were just isreali apes and pigs? Why should a party that considers itself built on the principles of a religion of "peace" have weapons in the first place? Is it a nation on its own?
What did you expect the IDF to use in response to those "little ball bearings that only killed a relatively few civillians"? Ball bearings that kill only a relatively few terrorists?

Good statement on Islamic double standards.

@ Topic
The Truth winie wrote at the start of the thread has been further expantiated (and competently so) by Shahan. There's no point crucifying her (MP007 ).

Now i get the picture. Hope you find one. There seems to be a lot of nigerians in georgia, if i'm not mistaken.

Sorry for making fun of ur request sha. Sounded so unusual i couldn't help myself.

This Okababa, everything thread you start is always funny. I Award you Nairaland Religion Comic relief.

Why would i go to one particular church to be saved? can any church save you? dem tell you say Jesus Christ Blood don finish? I think say we supposed preach christ and him alone crucified?

LMAO
Wetin you wan take am do? You mis 'adura' that much?
No worry make we try open one CAC for yankee

Since when did Pastor Kumuyi (nuff respect sir) become the standard of christianity? I'm sure even him will disapprove of what Okababa has written.

@ Okababa
Looking unto Jesus (not any Church or Pastor) the author and finisher of our faith. He is the perfect example.

@ Tiptronic
I read your reply to Davidylan. And while i congratulate you on the articulate way you have presented what you believe in, i will disagree with you on a few points.

You appeal to the undemocratic nature of most middle easten governments as an excuse for some of their actions.

Fine, the West can ban headscarves. If they really think Islam is a threat, that they feel they must ban the headscarf, then so be it, let them ban. But if they ban, then I don’t ever want to hear these countries gloat about how democratic they are, or how they have such glorious freedom or speech or religion, of about how tolerant they are. That is the crux of the matter.

I dont think its aquestion of democracy. It is rather a muslim thing. Even in democratic Pakistan there was still a law against muslims converting to christianity. the heavy sensorship on christianity in muslim countries is simply based on their religious beliefs. Even in democratic Nigeria, female students are forced to wear scarves in kano.

In the west muslims are as free as in any muslim country. Truth be told muslims are freer in the west than they ever were in Muslim Fundamentalist Taliban Afghanistan.

Even in Muslim countries with democratic governments (Egypt, Algeria, Turkey) , there are muslim organisations trying to overthrow the government either democratically (Egypt) or violently (Algeria) and install a government based on the sharia (the type of government you even admit is undemocratic). They all base their desire on the Koran. The situation with religious freedoms in Muslim countries is exactly how the muslims want it.

Headscarves, if i remember were not the only thing banned in france. Christian, Sikh, Jewish and Christian stuff were baned. Only the Muslims saw it as oppression. The US supreme court banned prayer in schools and bad as it was, nobody saw it as oppression. If Islamic prayes were been offered in schools at that time and had been banned alongside christian prayers, there would have been riots in pakistan and everybody from hamas, to hezbollah to muslim brotherhood will see it as oppression.

The Police?
Its so bad that they now call the Police Stations "Police Office".

Have you ever heard or seen the police actually[i] investigate[/i]?

Violent - Rambo 3 (There are more deaths in that film than any other - its official)
Action Packed - Face/Off