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To think a bird, owl for that matter oh comes into the church and attack a governor in a church is the most ridiculous thing I have read this January, I think this tops the guy that wanted to catch his girlfriend cheating and used another line to call her only for him to become an ex.
Who curse us for Africa sef? A bird that cannot see in the daylight, probably was sleeping gently somewhere in the alcoves or ceiling or even crept of the church building and when parishioners come they all put the lights on and everywhere seems too white for the poor fella. The bird flew with instincts because just like bats, they use echo location when they cannot see well, and Mr Governor happens to be the person with the loudest voice at the time.
Yet some people, I dont have a name for them yet, feels the bird was an agent of darkness and the only person that is so pure and without blemish for agent of the dark to attack is a Nigerian Governor! You guys must be thinking with something else other than the head. Just imagine....
Let us wake up and know the difference between science and faith based. When a phenomenon can not be explained, it defies all logic, there is no comprehension or correlation yet it is there to the glaring eyes then it is faith and otherwise known as miracles or spiritual.

victorazyvictor:
Zoology.

What was your course of study in BsC?

I think it is dependent on Course of study and School of choice. You can find out from department of Postgraduate Studies in such schools, when you make up your mind.

CrazyMan:
Relax, she didn't confront you that means she isn't angry with what you said. If she found what you said irrating she would have responded directly to you and not involved a third party (her house help)

When she comes back, greet her normally and continue with your job, it's most likely that she'll let it slide or informally ask you what you meant by that statement. If the later is the case, simply tell her that you were appreciating God's creative art work in her and nothing more... believe me, women love being appreciated regardless of how unapproachable or mean they might look. That reply alone would make her giggle and give a fake hiss and ask you to return back to your job. But deep down she will be the happiest person that day.

There's nothing to worry about. No female boss would sack her staff for complimenting her looks.

But next time learn to mind your business...it reduces problems and unnecessary anxeity.

Bravo! Nice one coach. You should be a relationship expert. Your response is by far the most reasonable so far. Women, regardless of their age wants to be appreciated. Whether she's 6 or 98 years, they still want to be appreciated. No woman on earth would fire an employee for saying you look good ma'am. Never....she would probably tell you not to do it again, perhaps her husband saw it.
Compreñdè?

The level of apprehension, paranoia, and panic that has gripped the Arewa North since the inauguration of the Yoruba Regional Security Outfit codenamed Operation Amotekun (which is not even going to bear arms) is indicative of something very positive for the non-Caliphate rest of the country.
In the entire southwest, there are state owned vigilante services helping to provide security for the locals. In the East, you have the Forest guards in Enugu, the Homeland Security (not fully operational but has been approved by the police) in Abia and one of the best organized vigilante services in Anambra. Yet, neither the Northern controlled security agencies nor the Attorney General has declared those ones illegal.
Why Amotekun?
Well the answer is not far fetched.
It is not really the Amotekun the Danfodios are scared of. It is the fact that a Southern region was able to find the needed UNITY and COURAGE to look beyond partisanship and other mawkish considerations by setting up a regional security outfit to protect their people from a govt sponsored terrorist group masquerading as cow herders. The Caliphate sees this as a form of defiance on the part of the Yoruba. But even more than this, the Arewa North fears the ripple effect of the success of operation Amotekun and one of those ripple effects is that other regions which have been victims of the murderous indiscretion of the fulani killer herdsmen will follow the Yoruba example by setting up their own regional security. And when this is replicated in most part of the country, you will have Organic Restructuring even without amending the Constitution. This is their biggest fear.
As for Miyetti Allah, their fears are understandable; no thief will be happy that his victim has decided to put measures in place to secure his home.
What the Jukun people of Taraba just did, announcing their own security outfit is what every non-Caliphate part of this forced union needs to do. Don’t just stop at showing solidarity to the Yorubas, come out with your own regional security outfit. This is not about the Yoruba as a people. This is about every region in the country making a bold statement that a govt which has refused to protect her citizens has no right to stop them from protecting themselves especially when the killers of these citizens are being protected by the same government.
There is something the Southeast can learn from Amotekun.
The fact that both the official inauguration of Amotekun and the back and forth verbal gymnastics with the affidavit Attorney General are being handled by the duly elected governors of the South West (most of whom are APC and even in their first term) has a lesson for South East and South South: YOU CANNOT LIBERATE A PEOPLE WITHOUT BEING IN CHARGE OF THEIR POLITICS. It is your being in charge of their politics that will give you the needed legitimacy, platform as well as the structure to be their savior. As a matter of urgent importance, we must take more interest in the caliber of men and women managing our affairs at home. If we don’t, by 2023 which is almost here, this same crop of politicians will still be running our affairs and no amount of social media insult and name calling will change that. When your regional politics is controlled by men who think of their political interests before thinking of your safety, you stand absolutely no chance of being liberated. You can dislike your politicians. But you cannot hate politics itself because it is the key to everything including your liberation. Political power is the number1 controller of all other powers. It is the reason some clown in Abuja can sit in some office and declare a regional security effort illegal. It is also the reason the Yoruba governors who are resisting him haven’t been “gifted” with Python dance.

I dont think he is your boyfriend anymore. He is now "our". Please find out why he is sleeping with your room mate before doing anything. I would have said forget them both but then you are still in the room and will probably be seeing them, so if you can, just move on and keep cool with them, but if you cant then ask what he is getting from your room mate then improve.
Chances are he wont stop sleeping with her anytime soon anyway, but it isnt going to last. The girl knows the boy is dating you so she is either jealous and want what you have or just wants to mess up a beautiful thing. Either way dont kill them oh, cos you will be caught and you will go to jail.

PatrickOkunima:
Connection plays a critical role in employment, not only in Nigeria. But that does not mean that those without connection cannot get jobs. With this mindset, one will not even get the jobs that do not require any form of connection.

Yes it does, but I have come to realize it is a Nigerian mentality. The only connection you need are God and LinkedIn, anything more is just jara.
Out here in the UAE, you dont need to know anyone in as much as you know your craft and you can defend your certificate, thats all. I too used to think like that until a company recruited me out of Nigeria. And trust me, I dont know anyone in this country not to talk of the company.
Prayer and your books is the key. In Nigeria, maybe and that is because the candidates are more than the job, in a situation where the jobs are more than the candidates, you will get multiple jobs sef.

Good development. This is the best and fastest means to enter the US without raising too much suspicions and you will be accorded the highest level of respect.

Oloyadams:
Please where can I apply for the Canada skilled immigrant scheme?

goto Canadian embassy and find out or you can check it online. You need a job there and you just have a certificate from Nigeria before you can get one. Don't go through any agent, it's self explanatory, if anyone can do it you can too.
All the best.

With your budget of 2M, you can find a good job and place to stay in Canada in this their "Canada is looking skilled Immigrant thing". Just go online to apply first then someone will contact you.

Go to their website and apply or go to their embassy in Nigeria and make enquiries but rest assured work Visa does not exist in India. Yes they can grant you student Visa but that is it, you cannot work while there, you can however do business with them over there and make huge profit or loss as the case may be in business.
They have very good schools and lavish culture, they were colonized by Great Britain too so they speak good English. Also to note is there are very dirty places and slums in India and they rape both men and women their. Just like any other place, if you understand the languages of the locals, they will embrace you and if you dont you may still get lucky but if granted Visa, pls do not get involved in their Hindu/Islamic fights, you will lose 99% of the time.
Lastly, their women are very beautiful but stay away from them.

True her comments and actions were racists but also true African dishes do smell, so is Indian and Arabs are the worst when it comes to spice. Imagine in UAE here you can hardly sleep with all the plenty spices and restaurants around. Hearing foods like Rice Briyani and it looks nothing like rice, smells awful, taste awful too and no pepper.

I do not blame her shaa as they were raised differently and we love the smell of dried crayfish and dried ogbono soup. Na naija way shaa. On Emirates airline, they do not allow soups, irrespective of your nationality. Anything you wan cook you will find the materials and right spice in their country, and if you dont then dont eat it till you go back. But not giving a man rent is really bad, I mean you can give him and also give rules on how to cope with neighbours.

Jewessgratitude:
Ha! Gorrrrrrsh!!!..

Like...oh no!

You're married? And you still crushing on another man to a point where you can't control it and you're coming here to say this nonsense so we can do what? Your sisters fiancé for that matter.

Let me keep quiet before I say....

Crushing on a man, married or not is in itself not a sin. Acting on it impulsively is the sin and wicked act. I just hope she takes the advice and give her pussy to the legal owner and save all of us some trouble. Too many broken home already all because some idiots have crazy pants

Erm....hanty, it is the things that you cannot have that is shacking you otherwise you and this guy would not have dated twice and still broke up twice. It is just not meant to be between you guys and the guy does not love you, he enjoys sleeping with you as much as you do him.

Let me tell you what will happen, you tell your sister, your husband gets to know too, meanwhile your sister might still end up marrying him but your husband will definitely throw you out. That much is certain. Secondly, you will be termed a home wrecker, betrayer and harlot. Should I continue?

That your kini that is doing you gish gish around him you should better turn that attention to your husband and Bleep him 67 times from friday ro sunday so you can reset your mumu button towards his kini too.

BTW do you even love your husband?
Dont do it!

This man is just a joker. Why not kuku blow Ethiopia too as the award no fit the man that it was given to. Onyeara

Ogbeni you have no case to answer joor. If she is threatening to leave you over a 10 year old comment ogah ade let her go. That is after fulfilling all righteousness oh. Plead with her to stay and all, but if she insists abbeg bye bye to rada rada in this 2020.

That being said, women are wired differently shaa. If your woman dont get angry at stuff like this then she doesnt really love you. Let her have her time, pet her and woo her again. This advice is only when you realize it is needed oh, no be default setting I take God beg you oh.

Someone more deserving of you will come along. All the best sir, but most importantly, hustle so no woman will ever threaten you like that ever again.

Codlady:
Hello! I have an investment plan in place. That's how I plan to raise the money monthly.
I mentioned that I would like to use to money to start up an importation business. I have 80% knowledge in that field and with 100,000 capital, I would be able to repay 15,000 monthly and still have enough funds to expand the business.

I actually am in Dubai and I am open to opportunities and collaborations too. Send me an email on sales-export@adonischem.com then we can talk more on this.
Cheers

What do you need the money for? I dont suppose you just want to use it all to eat. What are your plans, what are you ambitious about. Here on NL, you might not get the money but you will definitely get advice on how to invest or spend it. That being said I need to know how you intend raising 15k every month.

Also, it is ideas that brings money not loan or handout. Yes, people might help you find your feet back but it really depends on what you can do.

2020 just started and you already took not only the biggest mumu of the year but of the decade too. Na ten years be decade oh, make you know say you fit no get competitor for the next 9 years and 14 days.
How could you fall all guys hand like that? All because of pussy that aint even yours oh. Get concrete evidence then you can talk about having exclusive rights to the pussy and then you can decide if she is worth keeping or not.
You just rush go start wetin you no fit finish. Your mumu de tall ogbeni.

incogni2o:
Let Trump deal with this russia guy abeg.

I'm beginning to hate Putin

Who exactly? Trump deal with Putin? LMAO! Did you see the press conference Trump gave in the aftermath of Iran missile attacks on US station in Iraq? Watch his body language very well and see how he almost melted when there was a noise in the background. That is who Trump is, just a common bully with no balls, just money and mouth.

You need to read about Putin and what exactly it means to be Russian president then and only then can you have an understanding of who he is as a man. Maybe Obama, Reagan, Jefferson, Washington and the greatest American president Franklin D Roosevelt would measure close to his intelligence, but never Trump. How now? Haba

BabaCommander:
Russia always acting like a kid.
Putin is just a common mafia boss always acting like they are tough, but never ever trowing a blow except at todlers like Ukrain.
Russia is under US sanction that's damaged their economy and US and Isreal are bypassing them to carry out air strike in Syria.


Forget it, this is all Russian can do. The US military is built to fight 2 major wars simultenuosly and not loss.
Russia is just grandstanding because they know the US will always act with restraint.
Isn't Russia under US sanction?

Sometimes the comments I see here ehn....it makes me laugh. You people forget war is as the same as show of force. It has nothing to do with your military strength but definitely has something to do with how much balls you have and how good you are playing poker. Of all the United States presidents only 2 or 3 come close to measuring to who Putin is as a man and tactician. Who gives US the right to sanction Russia? And is the US too not under Russian sanctions? It is vice versa and a game of wits, cat and mouse or balls if you call it.

Russian economy is bad yes, but so is like half of the world's economy. The dollar gets weakened almost everyday, half of Europe cannot stand a war with the US but they will gladly welcome them lose a war. Why can't the US take on someone their own size for once? There is China, Russia or even small Iran ir have they actually destroyed anything on Iranian soil ever since the Iranian revolution of 1979?

How is killing 60 unharmed people justification for killing one man? And you say they are fighting terrorism? What exactly does terrorists do really....they kill unharmed people for no just cause. So how is what the US did in Afghanistan different from terrorism?

Leave war and it's tantrums alone. What they are doing is politics and not war. When they start actual war trust me the world will know.

Omoslim26:
trash trash and more trash

all i detect here is fallacy ad hominem

you want to sound intelligent bt you forget to note dat war is a big business wen all dis hollabaloo plays into reality if russia china isreal or anyother world power feels its good business they would stand with USA

writing off the chances of those countries you mention to support USA
is being circumscribed in reasoning

Please tell me only one time that Isreal, Japan or Saudi or even almighty US has in anytime in history attacked Iran, I mean Iranian soil?

It has never happen. Donald Trump saying he will desecrate Iranian historical sites or monuments was just speaking gibberish, If he tries that then all gloves are off. The United States has more monuments than any other country in the world, so who will loose in a long protracted war. And before you answer that please do remember that it took almighty US more than 6 years to defeat Iraq or Afghanistan and those are smaller countries both in land mass and weaponry compared to Iran. Saudi only do proxy wars in Yemen, Iraq and all the other smaller Arabian peninsula and Japan is mightier, no doubt but the question is why should they join the war with Iran? What do they have to gain in it?

They can just sit back and relax let the two kill each other and they will finish off whoever is left standing. Boom, new world power comes to play, or you think they do not want to be world power too? They colonized China BTW.

This is world politics, and everyone is only looking out for his/her own interest. Nothing more.

Astark:
you think this is a movie right? You think this is one kind of film, you do understand the meaning of allies right?

so Israel and Saudi Arabia that have been fighting iran ever since will suddenly not help USA that supplies all their weapons?

You do know the meaning of hydro Christianity and how many Israeli are country America?

Iran can't win this war and USA will used this opportunity to steal their oil like how they did to iraq

Pls tell me only one time that Japan or Saudi has in anytime in history attacked Iran?

It has never happen. Saudi only do proxy wars and Japan is mightier, no doubt but the question is why should they join the war with Iran? What do they have to gain in it?

It is no movie, this is world politics ogbeni. It is as clear as spring water.

Astark:
Russia, China, iran, Iraq, Qatar

vs USA, UK,france,saudi Arabia,israel,germany And Japan

Wow

Errm eskis sir, UK is not going to war, not anytime soon. Isreal already backed out, Saudi Arabia wouldnt dare, France may or may not depending on which pant Emmanuel Macron is putting on the day US strikes Iran again, Angela Merkel would never go to war with Iran, not after holding on to trapped Iran money in German banks, the fear of Russia is the beginning of wisdom for that woman anyway, and Japam.....you make me laugh in swahilli or let me say open Island waters.

What you lot do not understand is this; China will probably want to be an umpire like they have always done in the past but when they remember Huawei and all the ban Donald Trump placed on Chinese goods they will want to reconsider. Russia will supply ballistic missles to Iraq, but we all know it is for Iran and they will definitely join the war, the question is when, because just like China, Germany, Japan and Iran....they all have one thing in common now, getting Donald Trump to apologize or at least get served with the same plate he served them all the trade wars.

That is an African grass owl which is nocturnal and is rarely seen flying during the day. It roosts during the day on the ground in tall, rank grass where it creates domed platforms and tunnels by trampling down the surrounding grass. These tunnels can be several metres long and connect with other tunnels. The domed platform created at the end of a tunnel serves as either the nest or daytime roost site. Pairs of owls frequently roost together and occasionally small groups of owls may roost quite close to each other. It becomes active after sunset and hunts during the night, only if prey is scarce, will they fly during the early morning or late afternoon. Studies done reveal that the African grass owl hunts in late morning and earlier in the evening.

The African grass owl breeds from December to August, but the main breeding season is from February to April. The nest is a shallow hollow lined with grass positioned at the end of a grass tunnel. The two to four white eggs are laid at two-day intervals and are incubated solely by the female while the male supplies the food. The females starts incubating as soon as the first eggs is laid and continues for 32–42 days. The female feeds the young taking food brought by the male for the first 10 days; after which, both parents feed the chicks. When the chicks are about four weeks old, the female starts to roost away from the nest. After attaining five weeks of age the owlets begin to wander around the nest, before attempting their first flights at around seven weeks. Once fledged, the young stay with the parents for about 3 weeks, and are independent after that. Prey which are fed to the young are often first decapitated.

The African grass owl species is regarded as vulnerable because habitat degradation through ploughing, grazing, draining and burning; the population in the country is considered to be fewer than 5,000 individuals. The habitats in which this species breeds and feeds are often alongside areas of human activity, such as industrial, agricultural or mining areas. This causes exposure to various environmental contaminants, for example, metals, which can subsequently be monitored using the birds' feathers. The African grass owl is a good bioindicator species. To combat their state of vulnerability in South Africa, programmes of captive breeding and release for the African grass owl were tested and studies revealed that this may be a possible effective conservation strategy. However, reintroduction of the African grass owl is not a simple process because supplementary feeding is required and the habitat must be suitable and contain sufficient prey.

So apart from the fact that you guys killed a mother bird, the eggs will go waste and you still reduced the number of them in the wild all because of your stupidity and unfound claims of withcraft. Oh my country, we go de alright las las just as someone pointed out. Idiots

AquariusRising:
It is no flattery Sir, it is truth that honours the deserving.

Be blessed and honoured in this new year 2020

You too sir.

AquariusRising:
'You get what you dish out'.....You are both wise and tempered. More bosses should be like you...hell! More people should be like you. Some people think that because they pay another a salary, they own that one, that they have somehow become God.
Thank you for your comment. It was refreshing!

Wow you flatter me. I am humbled at your comment. Thank you.

Ogbeni I have been in your shoes before and I know exactly how you feel. But on no occasion should you throw anything at your secretary. She's an helper not a maid.

It probably just dawned on her that there are no jobs because if she could have one she wouldn't return to you. That being said you would not get another person who obviously understands your mood and how to react around you in the shortest possible time.

Give her job back, you owe her that much. She doesn't owe you a thing until she's a staff again. But watch your temper and stop treating her like yoyr kid sister. If you could why didn't you employ your own sister?

Be professional and whenever you're angry just be silent. Secretaries are like second wives. You get what you dush out. All the best amigo.

That itself is a Topic, if you know what you are doing. Just find how engineering affects it or how it affects engineering. Thank me later.

Barbie514:
Thank you so much for your swift response it goes a long way. But pls does my O.N.D add any value at all? Can I work with it in Australia pls??

Certificate is certificate. But I guess what matters is what you can do. All the best.

Hello to you too. I would say finish your Psychology since you only differed the last session. You can then take your certificate for attestation at the ministry of Education and Foreign affairs in Abuja then you can apply to masters program and then work when you get there with your certificate. It is quite easy to get a students visa but very hard getting a work visa unless you have a sponsor who resides over there.

You can attest to all your certificates at the ministry and you can use any of them to work over there, it gives you more opportunity and flexibility.
I hope this helps.