₦airaland Forum

Integrityfarms:
All men are born equal but some grew up more equal than the others

Are you for real? I know that, in the eyes of God, all men/women are born equal....but common, some have it all set for them right from birth...that is why you should hustle so that, your kids will not have it as tough as you did.

PoliticalThuG:
some people have got no time to exercise their bodies. The pregnant men are mostly those rich men that do nothing than sitting in their offices everyday. How wud they have time for exercise?

The truth is exercise is overrated in the department of losing weight. And it has been the downfall of many and discouragement to many more in their attempt to lose weight.

All things being equal i.e. your metabolical rate being normal; weight loss or weight gain is simply the net of your daily food intake. If you take in too much carb or sugar than you can burn, you gain weight; but if you take less, you lose weight.

Exercise plan a role of toning your muscle and giving you core strength; the irony is, if you do too much exercise, your craving for food increases astronomically and when you eat more to offset the craving as a result of the exercise, you gain weight because 90% of the time you will over eat.

The true way to lose weight is to eliminate all/nearly all carbs and sugar from your diet, if you can take out the carb and replace them with protein, fruit, etc; the weight will come off, even if you did not exercise for a single day....jump on the scale now, then try this for just seven days and you will notice the difference, plus you do not necessary have to reduce your protein in take, eat protein, pepper soup, etc until you are full.

crazygod:
Mtchew. They don't have any moral reason to protest when there's no light

Do you really think the workers there are responsible for the no light situation in Nigeria?

Remember, that among them are your neighbors, colleagues, relatives and friends; if your assertions are true, they must also be wicked to themselves as they live down the street in the same neighborhood.

JustOzito:
sorry ma... but if u wear dis to an award night what will u wear on ur wedding day?

Wedding day Ke...na you won marry am? Abeg, park well, make I pass.

Enya, so Rita na mbaise girl? It's making sense...unfortunately the general notion of mbaise girls are not good.

If you are an mbaise girl, you have reason to make hay when the sun is up, otherwise it is more easier for viable suitors to look the other way or manipulated to abandon the ship midstream.

@OP, which day chieftaincy title holders or dem pickin dem start to dey answer loyalty for 9ja?

First of all, we thank God for 'saving you'

Since you are writing JAMB, just felt I should say...., it should have been; "How I escaped an......" and not "How I was saved from......"

You can't be saved from a situation/circumstance that you were not directly involved in....agreed, you were saved from reckless driving....saved would have also been proper, if it is pidgin English, but your construct is not in pidgin......just saying.

The laws of natural selection at work again, cleaning up the gene pool.

Anyone, who takes or attempt to take his/her own live for whatever reason(s), is not fit to reproduce their kind. We have enough problems as it is, there is no need adding the unnecessary responsibility of watching or saving grown adults, who should have known better from themselves.

You might say, mine is a callous and heartless comment; at least someone have to buck the trend and take a different view. I am writing this, for the seek of your very self at a cross road and are reading this now; and for you to know that; if you are anticipating sympathy and love from anticipated acts like these; you better stop and rethink, because you wouldn't be getting any.

banmee:
Fine, it says don't wear military uniform but do they have to batter the guy?

That is true, the soldier that battered him is in the boat as those who melted out jungle justice to a caught thief, both are wrong and both commited a crime and if one is prosecuted, so should the other.

surestsam:
most of you just come here nd type trash.. Usa dosnt allow civillians to wear camo. Their law states that...

10 U.S. Code § 771 -
Unauthorized wearing
prohibited

Except as otherwise provided by law, no person except a member of the Army, Navy, Air Force, or
Marine Corps, as the case may be, may wear—
(1) the uniform, or a distinctive
part of the uniform, of the Army,
Navy, Air Force, or Marine Corps;
or
(2) a uniform any part of which
is similar to a distinctive part of
the uniform of the Army, Navy,
Air Force, or Marine Corps.

The key to that law is 'distinctive' if I buy a camo at the store or ask someone to put it together for me, it is going to be distinctive from the military uniform.

Civilians wear military camo all day in the US and it is not against the law, more-so it is a basic expression of their constitutional right to free speech and I believe one of the reasons the above code you highlighted is not enforced in the US is because, the military will lost, if a defense of free speech is put up against it, because constitutional right, trumps every legislative or congressional law or code in the US.

That code is to prosecute those who truly impersonate the military in the US. I can wear a full camo with assault weapons or guns cuspiciouly showing in the US and I am still within my right. Some states allows open carry and in the restrictive state, there is an avenue to get open carry license.

UrennaNkoli:
Nigerian military are extreme cowards. In the USA for example, wearing a camo in public shows your love and support for the military but here, even a wristband with camo colors na wahala. This is what happens when your military is full of retårds.

While I don't support the soldier for taking laws into his own hands, you should realize that unlike in the US, it is against the law in Nigeria to wear military camo or uniform by civilian.

Some might say, that law is barbaric, but it serves it's purpose of curtailing abuse and gives law enforcement more apparatus to fight those who impersonates the military.

Pishure or it didn't happen.

4dis digital age, where there are more camera fone than people per square mile in 9ja, you said this thing happen 4 broad day light coroco and there is no pishure? (In Godsday Orubebe's voice) You lie! I donbelieve it.

How dey go send prisoner all the way to Lagos Kirikiri prison? There is no maximum security prison for East?

Also, this Kirikiri self, the thing no dey full?

all na igg - initial grah grah.

Teespice:
you are not in his shoes.

and to think you said it was a joke. wait until someone objectifies your wife, then you will understand that he has every right to react.

jeez.

The truth is, it is the Nigeria society, culture and tradition that objectifies wives/women. Yes, we can ignore it and look away and take our wives for who they are, but when the underlying culture and tradition insist that one have to pay a pride price (and in some community, this is exhaustive and expansive) in exchange for his wife, it is difficult not objectify them. Even in some Nigerian culture and tradition, you will be given a receipt and a certificate from the town's elder, also the woman or her relatives are expected to return the dowry if the marriage go south.

Now, if I buy a piece of item like a radio, I expect to pay for it and if the thing malfunctions within the warranty period, I am expected to get some type of refund when I return the item; that piece of item is an object....that is exactly how our tradition and culture have treats marriage, and as I said, noble men choose to ignore this objectification....but if it walks or quacks like a duck, it must be a duck.

nogames:
Finding of no guilt... Discharged and acquitted but DERANKED, on what ground? Falana will still drag them to court again

Based on the article the court martial found him guilty of counts two and three but not guilty on count one, which appear to be the more serious of fence of cowardice.

But the council found him not quilty on count three which was the weapons charge, however they affirmed the count two guilty findings and for that demoted him.

It is kind of stuff, he was found guilty of not defending his position and allowing BK to capture Baga town, ironically if he had maintained his ground, himself and many of his men would have been dead by now.

The question now for soldiers is, when is the right time to pull back or withdraw when one is taking serious fire from the opponent? Sadly in the Armed Forces, you cannot withdraw until your commanding officer say so, and the court will always defer to the judgement of the commanding officer.

but can he answer the almighty math question i.e. Can he solve the P = NP problem?

A cool $1,000,000.00 cash awaits him or anyone who can solve it.

Caution:
Many have tried but have failed.

Norasparkle:
I dnt get was he given the que b4 hand?
Sm of d. Que he didnt allow the dude to land b4 he flew.
Great kid tho!

If you see his face movement, each questions are also displayed in front of him just as they are been read out.

Sparklequeen:
Nice dishes. Ur wife will cherish you, weldone.

In Godsday Orubebe's voice...You lie!

A man suppose to complement and not compete or replace or his wife jealous.

OP if you want to marry correct wife, you better start to unlearn how to cook. Women are easily intimidated though they wouldn't admit on nairaland, if I lie look at the replies below me.

Women, kind dey want to shine for their guy or please him especially in the department of 'the easiest way to a man's heart is through his stomach' and once they see the one that have masters that department, they will be like...how are mind going to top it or get to his heart now?

Don't get me wrong, they will sit down and enjoy your meal, commend you and some can even start chasing after you or agreeing to your spinning all of a sudden...beware! those are the ones that cannot cook to save their lives and they are looking up to you to complement their deficiencies.

Enangson:
Please i need mature advice on the best gift i should get for my EX on her wedding few weeks from now. I really feel like surprising her with a gift since we both ended the relationship on good terms.

Some people eh? Dem go ask immature question like this, come bold dey talk say, dem need mature advice or response.

Na as bird fly dem dey take shot am oh.

They are all SCANNERS suit them right.

I am drawing blanks here.....

Can some please tell me the benefit of across the board point increased? I thought JAMB is based on cutoffs?

The only thing this seems to achieve is to raise the cut off point by +40, the Universities are not going to admit more students now because JAMB add +40 to everyone's scores and they would not have admitted lesser number of students before, they will just scale the cut off point lower until they reach their quota.

donnie:
You are sick

my guy, take it easy, don't be all emotional about it...that is her own suit and what her attorneys filed in court.

If you care to google Suit No FD14D01650', you will get nothing less than 3,500 hits and all the links are from home in Nigeria and foreign and if you open any of them that contain the details of the filings and what was actually filed; all of them in unison indicates that she accused her husband of "adultery" and "unreasonable behaviour" in her Divorce filings at the Divorce Section A, Central Family Court, First Avenue House, High Holborn, London, UK Court.

So, you can see that, it is not my words; it is what it is and you should relax a little bit, it will be well.

Bishops10:
God is still in the ministry of doing miracles,he has done it for me on a course I Answers not more than 12 questions out of 25 ..Not even sure of the 12 answered but by his grace, I got that course AB

F&B is along the road abi?

You were just lucky, statistically you have a 25% chance of picking the right answer in an example with four answer options.

Your chance of getting five right is 5%, which is not bad and to get all 12 right, your odds is about 2%, which is really really good, far better than the odds of winning N500 from Lagos lotto.

redcliff:
Actually, Jamb is not the problem. The problem is students always looking for ways to cheat the system. If folks did not try to always cheat during exams, I dont think jamb would try to sophisticate anything because there is no need fixing an unbroken system. The system is just too bad where students dont even do anything anymore and the only thing they just want to do is cheat and pass their way through. Hence, the procedures Jamb has been taking over they years. One time, it was just general questions and answers for everybody and it was fine, later because the level of cheating and malpractice was just too high that they had to switch it to types. Students also beat that system, later it was changed and It would keep changing until the level of malpractice reduces which i think would not. This generation wants to be spoon fed everything. Even success!

an epic Non Answer and a clear example of a rambling comment that misses the point, enuff said.

danla44:
I hope you realise you are sitting close to emergency exit door.....

I guess, it was the Airline that put the emergency door there, the manufacturer had no clue the door is going to be them.

If there is an emergency such that, you have enough time to unlatch and turn all the emergency door knobs, by the passenger with the assistance of the flight attendants, there will enough time for one of them to also latch this tray up, if it were open.

It appear that, the latch in this case is broken and can't keep the tray in place...even if that is true, they would have done it properly...believe me, in a true emergency that will necessitate theo use that door, those tapes will come flying out and will be a danger to the person sitting there and a further hindrance to anyone trying to open the door, all because the Airline decide to save a few bucks by not fixing the tray or even remove them.

OP, you get mind self....seeing that, you still went ahead and use your life play calucalu by flying with them.

If an Airline can belatedly and openly display this level of carefree attitude in things in the open that we can see and touch; what made you think that the things that we cannot see e.g. the fuselage cap is not held in place by another set of tapes, or that the brakes don't have bandages in them or that some part of the electrical wirings are not carelessly taped as well or even left hanging, since no one is seeing them?

And some people are talking about the price of Naira? No bi person wey dey alive go benefit when Buhari & his team on technocrats eventually make $1 = N1? At least the last time I checked, they have not totally rescinded on that promise, like they have done on the promise to pay N5,000.00 to the unemployed every month.

I beg bleed her and secure your project money! You will probably still go to hell on account of all the other sins you have been committing like white lies, hypocrisy, truancy, disobedient, Anger, bitterness, fornication, cheating on your assignments or exams, etc.

As for those talking about curse here and curse there, they are been intellectually dishonest, sin is sin; they are frown all upon by God...The good book even said; if you are guilty of one, you are guilty of all, so another one will not tip the scales in your favor or make things any worst.

As for your dad's advise? well, no disrespect to the dead, but he is dead, may his soul continue to rest in peace....and the good book in Eccl 9:5 says.."..but the dead knows nothing..." enuff said...I will check back later, for the hate mails; especially the ones with pitches and forks...

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usayab:
The thing wey the man buy, na dolla u take import am?

The Vaseline wey she dey use to oil the thing nko? You know, it is a byproduct of crude oil and since we don't process crude oil in 9ja but exports it and re-import the byproduct, dollar rate will affect that side too, so her price increase makes perfect sense...not to talk of all the human hair; e.g. Brazilian hair, Indian hair, Peruvian hair, Malaysian, etc they wear to attract clientele, they are all imported and some are made synthetically from the byproduct of crude oil.

When someone is telling lies, just look at their face and eyes....it is very difficult to conceal your feelings in your face...since your facial expressions will not be authentic i.e. in sync with your heart, it's fake-ness will show either by your over/under doing it.

Her face and his tell it all...We all know that, there are no perfect marriages out there. Every marriage have it's own wrinkles that need to be worked out every now and then and it's ups/down...Even Angels who were perfect fall and got corrupted and had to be driven from their bliss, the Holly book told us; talk-less of mere mortals dwelling in corrupted flesh and blood and surrounded by countless temptations on a daily bases....and no couple is obligated to response to rumor this or rumor that...but if you feel personally compelled to do that, do not insult the collective intelligence of the general public.

And to some extent, supposed role models contributes to marriage collapse in our society, they build this image that everything is perfect, thereby setting an unrealistic high expectations and when the younger generation gets married and faced with the practicality of their situation and 'see' that their spouse is not measuring up to what they have been told, should have happen; they easily give up with the hope that, there must be some greener pasture out there, where they can realize that true happiness. They forget that, true happiness starts from you.

musicwriter:
You people should stop this incessant tag of ''former bread seller'' on this lady. She's a human being!!.

What makes Genevieve or Omotola better than her?

The truth is ex-bread seller tag is more relatable to many people. It gives many hope that, despite their humble beginnings all hope is not lost.

Not too many people know the beginning of Genevieve or Omotola, most of us know them when they became star, so it is very easy to write off their fame as unattainable to the suffering and struggling common folks on the street.

Remove the ex-bread seller from her story, she become lost in the crowd and her story will not be that exciting anymore.

And don't think people reference to that tag is in any trying to relegate or belittle her; rather, it is actually the opposite, it is the most common way most people can use to relate or equate themselves to her (struggle-wise), thereby keeping hopes on that one day, they themselves will tag into her experiences.

superemmy:
USA should take their gay policies and shove it up their asses. Obam will be gone too soon. Trump is coming and I pray he overturns all the shit you've been doing all these years.





#Nonsense

I hate to break the bad news to you, Trump will never be President, he does not have the votes...yes, I know they say 'never say never', I have to defy that rule...mark this post and come check it again on November 8, 2016.

Plus, it was the Supreme Court and not Obama that put a nail on the gay discrimination coffin, contrary to what you think? America Presidents do not have such powers.