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Romance › Re: UK Dating: 8 Differences Between White And Nigerian Women by luminouz(m): 3:05pm On Oct 01, 2023
gaius01:
Arrrrrrrh


I won't be surprised if OP has been charmed by one of this white ladies.

For your information Sir, WOMEN ARE THE SAME IRRESPECTIVE OF THIER RACE Their physiology are the same.

In every good people there exist bad omen, be aware ! No group of race is immune to this because we all are different !
The best post here...Others are just yelling like menstruating ferrets.

Women are the same in their cores. A few culture nuances exist and can be exploited by men wey sabi. Hypergamy is universal and never stops ticking like time.
Romance › Re: How To Identify Both West And Central African Women By Bodily Features? by luminouz(m): 2:54pm On Oct 01, 2023
Ruke1989:
unifying bodily features will be hard to get. Because there are thousands of tribes here and many have different identifying body features. There are no single unifying features. For example, Nigeria has over 300 tribes with different features. But for the three dominant tribes, yorubas are very dark skin mostly. That also applies to Benin, Togo and Ghana. You see those countries have Yoruba communities and they are mostly dark. I don't mean brown or chocolate. The igbos and some of the minority tribes in the south south region are mostly light skinned. Yorubas generally are prone to obesity because of their kinds of diets. If you meet an obese Nigerian couple, thee is a high chance you met Yoruba people. The people who live in the north of Nigeria are mostly really slim. Both male and female. So their patent slim, tall body can give them away
You must be really crazzy to say this!!! Igbos are mostly light skinned and other south south tribes too? Isoko,Urbobo and Ijaws are mostly light skinned too? Where do you live bro? undecided

Then saying obese people are from Yoruba tribe is laughable. There are women from Kanuri and Taraba(Northern part of Nigeria) with broad facial features and broad hips/big ass. WTF you talking about? grin


N.B: I checked your profile. You are a loûse and a simp!!!
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 2:44pm On Oct 01, 2023
2dice01:
One told me her fantasy is having a party with two guys
The both fúcking her simultaneously grin
Exactly!!! grin
Romance › Re: There Is Not A Single Woman On Earth Who Has Tasted Sex....(photo) by luminouz(m): 12:29am On Sep 30, 2023
Zxcvbnmghtr:
grin

Summary of one of the roots of what is today called the redpill, is the vexation that comes with when we tell them no sex in relationship, no sex before marriage, no sex outside marriage. That anger is among what birthed the redpill. grin

Men's only understanding about relationship is SEX. Even at it, most of them can't hold an erection for more than 2 minutes except with drugs. grin
Most of them?

You don knack most of them ni?

Mumu boi
Romance › Re: There Is Not A Single Woman On Earth Who Has Tasted Sex....(photo) by luminouz(m): 12:28am On Sep 30, 2023
emekalovepets:
If you check out this fool that write this is either jobless and want to be having sex who does that if u give the girl bella can you take care of the baby and the girl mumu leave our girls alone for the Rich kids
Emekalovepets....

Na those pets go chop your gbola IJN....

Mumu boy...SIMP
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 11:34pm On Sep 29, 2023
PhillipPHD:
Be careful.

Redpill is not same as being an alph male.

There are redpillers who aren’t alpha males and there are alpha males who are simps.

The goal is to be an alpha male with a healthy dosage of the redpill.
I disagree...Every Alpha male has the redpill component in them. It's what makes them Alpha
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 11:32pm On Sep 29, 2023
DyingFetus:
E shock me say some women get rape fetishes


You go day rape woman , e day sweet am
It's because you don't know women. You think they are Angels that don't shiit? E go shock you!!! They have fantasies and fetishes that will blow your mudafucking mind...
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 11:25pm On Sep 29, 2023
Smartb0y:
"Don't save her,she don't wanna be saved"

As we always say, she's not yours, it's just your turn.

Might I add Nigeria men are big time simps. They'll crush their fellow man because of an overused pussy.
I love what the man did though, he bailed out the boy. So he is not a simp...a simp would have killed that boy and continued with the wife.

That man is a real Piller...
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 9:34pm On Sep 28, 2023
chenny360:
So in continuation of my gist .
There's one married woman in my street. She got one daughter about 4 years.. both she and husband come to my wife shop steady for pos and buying provision. Very classic woman. She wears some of the dresses. latest phone . Expensive items etc. So they are well to do. The husband is a type that goes to village and come back on Friday then go back on Tuesday again . He's a cocoa merchant.. there's one 22yrs old guy living in the same compound with this couple he also patronise us in store , so about two weeks ago. This man went to meeting with colleagues mother burial, u know that ondo people love partying esp burial.
Inside that meeting his wife was calling him to know when he will get back home as it was getting late around 10pm. So the man explained to her wife that he's not sure of coming as the meeting/party will extends to next morning.
Now the wife have concluded his husband not more coming home that night...
So he invite this young dude of 22yrs to her matrimonial bed and they have sex. Meanwhile this guy is staying with his friend in that same compound.. so in the process of knacking.
The husband have being calling wife on phone and number not picked up..
This trigger the man to get up from the party/meetings around 11.30pm to go home because he thought something is wrong and in fear why his wife not picking his calls.
So this man enter road on getting home by around 12oclock midnight
Knocking the door.
This man saw the shocker. His lovely wife and a young boy naked knacking seriously with sweat all over them,.
Omooo the man did nothing at that night.. this boy ran out of the room.

So in the early morning of next day. The husband go to police station, and invite police men to arrest his wife and that boy around 5.30am in the morning after explaining the shocker and what transpired to the police. So the police arrested them coded by showing the wife and the boy thier ID card without anyone in the whole compound knows what's going on, after the wife have used about 8 hours in the cell, the husband called the parent of his wife on phone for emergency so they showed up in the police station both the wife mother and father,. In that police station, husband request for the police to bring both of his wife and the boy out... in the presence of the wife parents. The husband asked the wife to explain what brought her to police stations to her parents .

What surprises me is that the wife lied that the boy entered thier room raped her,. Na so this boy shout that. The woman willingly give him herself for knack and they have knack more than 15times whenever the husband goes to the village for hustle. So on hearing them speak
the husband pay for the bail of the boy and free the boy. Then tell it to the face of the wife parents to bail thier daughter and never she should step her leg in his house.. the man withdraw his 4 year old daughter from the woman and ask her to come pack her luggage in his house...

Last week Friday the man has packed out from the house to another location but the estranged wife luggage still in the house.. till today the wife is still ashamed and she can't come to pack her stuff yet.. the landlord already sent that 22yr old packing from his house too.
It was a shocking event , but not shocking to me at all because woman wey go Bleep outside go Bleep no matter the satisfaction u gave to her..

Na so the gist go ooo.
No too take all this women seriously... both married and unmarried.

Good evening...
Damnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!!

shocked shocked
Romance › Re: I Look So Older Than My Age! Will I Ever Get A Man To Marry Me? by luminouz(m): 7:22am On Sep 28, 2023
zoeymikey:
Wait,are you serious?
Yes, I am!!

You thought I dey joke before? undecided
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 11:09pm On Sep 27, 2023
ShitOnRecruiter:
Eat my shorts.
Iyaebe busted!!!
Romance › Re: I Look So Older Than My Age! Will I Ever Get A Man To Marry Me? by luminouz(m): 10:14pm On Sep 27, 2023
zoeymikey:
Tah,you no sabi me.
Lies...
Serious na...I know you very well!!! smiley
Romance › Re: I Look So Older Than My Age! Will I Ever Get A Man To Marry Me? by luminouz(m): 9:38pm On Sep 27, 2023
zoeymikey:
angry
Meaning?
I know you ..you no look older kankan...small girl ni e!!!
Romance › Re: I Look So Older Than My Age! Will I Ever Get A Man To Marry Me? by luminouz(m): 9:29pm On Sep 27, 2023
zoeymikey:
Pictures or i don't believe it.
But anyways,i look older than my age,,,,people do think i'm in my mid twenties and i like it though cos of the respect i get though.
Yen yen yen ....

undecided
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 9:21pm On Sep 27, 2023
akwesenana:
Walahi, that bitvh na shape-shifter.
She/It is everywhere like SAPA...

I won't be surprised if it's a male behind that account
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 9:20pm On Sep 27, 2023
ShitOnRecruiter:
You can't know, we do not know each other. I'm a Stoic. How do I join?
You cannot...so buzz off!!
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 6:21pm On Sep 27, 2023
ShitOnRecruiter:
Add me to the group
How do we know you are not iyaebe? lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys With Small D*ck Like To Carry Women With Big Yansh ? by luminouz(m): 9:38pm On Sep 26, 2023
kingot:
oga with all due respect
dis is nonsense,, okay lets assume u have a 5inch dick and u carry a woman with a full loaded buttocks(that is very very thick) oga even if dem open the yansh reach abdomen e no get wetin u fit do there, guy u dy talk like hu neva see big botty before
Na you dey speak nonsense. Check me out for NL ..everyone knows I love big booties. Been fucking them all my life. And I'm good at it...AND I DON'T HAVE A 9 INCH DICK. What I have told you is what works for big booties. Women desire girth more than length and doggy makes things easier.

You dey look for consolation for one big ass woman wey reject you because her husband gets small dick abi? E no concern me. Just know how to use your tool.
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 3:45pm On Sep 26, 2023
Dexter08:
Dear men,

I had decided to take some time off this space but with wetin my eyes don see I can't no more.

I write to tell you that your wife you hold in high esteem, the one you took a vow with on the altar, the one you are ready to put your life on the line for that she will never cheat on you, is not immune from stroking from other men, most especially men in her working place.

A lady friend who is married who works in a financial institution, because of the degree of guilt she was feeling would open up to me telling me how she recently had an affair with a colleague. To say I was shocked to the marrows is an understatement.

I was disappointed for a minute but then I was jolted with the: "No woman is ever truly yours even if said relationship, partnership is recognised before God and before men."

Dear men, no woman is ever truly yours even if you put a ring in it. No matter the number of pills that is red that you gulp, no woman is ever truly yours.

It is something that should be at the back of thy mind for such thinking would save you from future heartbreak the day the truth finally hit you in the face.

I would go on to admonish her that she shouldn't try such again but in my heart of hearts I know she would still go back to said colleague and collect another round of stroking.

Dear men, you are not special.

Like my friend above, your wife, partner is probably being knacked as you read this for no woman is truly ever yours.
We need more details!!
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys With Small D*ck Like To Carry Women With Big Yansh ? by luminouz(m): 3:34pm On Sep 26, 2023
kingot:
6 is medium
lets just say 7 inches and above
This is bullshiiit. Unless you have a micropenis.

It depends on your skill level. Any woman with big yansh can be handled with doggie, because it's the only sex style that negates length and allows the woman to enjoy you whatever the size(especially length). Doggie shortens the distance to her cervix and allows you to stroke her clitoris while on duty.

The main key is you spread that ass cheeks as wide as possible(just make sure she is not one of those who don't clean up her ass properly or else na shiit-smell go kill you and your libido). Spreading the ass cheeks help you navigate better. Many of these girls even help you by spreading the cheeks themselves for better penetration.

The other issue is the guy's weight. Slim guys can fit better with the ass-spreading technique than fat guys.

N.B: OP doesn't have a 9-inch dick or he doesn't know how to use it...
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 3:58pm On Sep 25, 2023
djon78:
This is the reason many Men have been dealt severely by the opposite sex

That you must spend money directly or indirectly is deceiving many dudes


A Man getting money is to take very good care of himself
As in get the Best life has to offer

All these ones spending to please or attract women are not focused or have any meaningful bearing or understanding of life
Nice one.
Romance › Re: My Sex Encounter With A Prophetess by luminouz(m): 7:10pm On Sep 24, 2023
Deco7:
The guy at the bar came to whisper to me, she said, see ugly girl wey you go carry grin
Busted!!!! grin
Romance › Re: How Do We Deal With Someone Who Slept With A Minor? by luminouz(m): 11:52am On Sep 23, 2023
Fountainofyouth:
Something is wrong with you for asking this stupid question.
K
Romance › Re: How Do We Deal With Someone Who Slept With A Minor? by luminouz(m): 6:00am On Sep 23, 2023
Namaster:
You're so dumb.

It doesn't matter whether she was forced or not, sleeping with a minor is AUTOMATICALLY a rape in the eyes of the law. It doesn't matter whether she was induced with cash, promises or words.

You sound like you have children. If so, answer this:

How will you feel if a 30+ year old married man bleeps your 16-year old daughter SEVERALLY until she gets pregnant?

The man is a sexual predator that needs to be apprehended. Are adults women so scarce he had to go after kids?
What's wrong with you?
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 2:46am On Sep 23, 2023
Fellow Pillers... let me share a story!!!


This is the new girl I got in contact with recently and she is a fine ass mama. We were talking normally and after she said freaky stuffs about sex and all that, she casually mentioned it that she is a virgin.

I was eh ehnnnn...na true?

Yes, she said!! But she has done sexual stuffs with multiple men. Stuffs like titty-fucking, sucking, Mouth Gig...and fingering!!! But since no dick has penetrated her butthole and pussy, she is still a virgin. I laughed my head off and she got angry when she saw I was unconcerned. For some reason, she was angry I wasn't impressed with her virginity.

Fellow Pillers, knowing how long and fat some fingers are, shey a woman that has been fingered by multiple men vigorously and vawulently, can still have the guts to call herself a virgin ni? Na secondary or tertiary virgin or what?

Interpretation: She was trying to sell me a used product packaged and wrapped in a new container, as new. What other men got for free, she was trying to get me to put a ring on it. And if on the wedding day, I find out that the hole is boreholized, she comes up with "oh, I was raped when I was young" Bullshiiit!!!.

The redpill is Life. Learn or Perish!!!
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 2:02am On Sep 23, 2023
Karlifate, I see your work.

You do well!!!
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 1:12am On Sep 23, 2023
Pukkalolo:
“Pukka, she allowed me kissed her. Wow!”

A guy happily told me.

I shaked my in disappointment. cry

I said to him, "if you are excited because she allowed you kiss her, then you are gonna be sad if she had rejected your kiss.

Guess what bro? She controls your self-confidence."

If 10 women in a roll tells me,

"I'm in love with you Pukka, I want to lick you from head to toe. I will do anything to taste your dick."

That might sound great, but that won't get me too excited... because if a woman can make me feel good, then she can as well make me feel bad. So I always try my best to avoid the trap of attaching my feelings to what women say or do.

Again,

If 10 women in a roll tells me,

"Bleep you loser, I hate you, you disgust me."

That won't even affect my confident in anyway. I will still think I'm a FLY GUY.



As a guy, you have to get to the point in your life where how a woman response to you doesn't have any effect your self-confidence.
Nice one
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 1:11am On Sep 23, 2023
iTroll:
The life of a simp is very very hard
This got me laughing

Egbon get wife for house oh.

The day I beg like this for pussy..make my dick dry up.

Amen!!
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 1:10am On Sep 23, 2023
Karlifate:
She'll share you with other women if your value is high enough.


Practical examples abound everywhere. cheesy
Ooni of Ife!!!
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 1:06am On Sep 23, 2023
Karlifate:
cheesy

Another sunny day to remind you that no one gives a fukk about you and/or your problems, as a man



Put yourself first. 👌
Real Deal bro
Romance › Re: Reality Every Guy Need To Know ( STRICTLY REDPILL) ... by luminouz(m): 4:53pm On Sep 17, 2023
chigomiced:
A woman is supposed to kneel to accept your ring when you propose to her.

Not you kneeling.

Proposing to a woman is a symbolic act.

Just like paying bride price.

This is why she kneels to serve you during the marriage ceremony.

But you're too much in love to think.
This is a quote from Agba on X... kindly reference people when you use their lines.🙄
Romance › Re: Why Do Many Guys Who Have Sex With Ladies Want To Marry Decent Ladies ? by luminouz(m): 8:50am On Sep 17, 2023
Dey follow me upandan for NL like a leech

I no want you...

Go away

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