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Reminderz:
you simped the first time, you're also considering simping for the second time... without seeking for advice, don't you know what should be done or isn't the first experience enough lesson to you? why are men suddenly so weak? a woman like that shouldn't even be considered for anything serious...

a woman at 31 that still habours that mentality obviously isn't for a serious commitment and I don't even think you have your life together and yet you're dating a leech that doesn't even let you sleep at night... I can't just get my head around that..

Nice one. I feel he is just capping because there is no way any guy with guts let a woman fuq around with him like that. But what do I know, they rather suffer than embrace the redpill

Godoverevery:
Would have ghost her but I met her through a senior bros.

She happens to be the man niece so I just want to end things nicely.

Don't be a simp TWICE!!!!!!!!😡😡😡😡

SIMPonPatrol:
You know, I would give anything to get an opportunity to handle you in bed

I have been to SA before and I would not mind visiting again just for you.

Are you anywhere near Johannesburg ?

Jesus.....usèless sîmp

englishmart:
My uncle based in Australia asked me yesterday to choose between Australia or 20 million naira. I didn't think twice before choosing 20 million. He promised to skrill it to me in two weeks' time.
The next two weeks will be for cooking sure 5 odds. I will convert the money to 100 million, transfer his sick 20 million back to him, cook another 2 odds and stake it with 80 million. That will amount to over 160 million. Now, from that 160 million, I will travel to Australia, buy an apartment of 80k dollars, invite my uncle to stop squatting and start paying affordable rents at my place.

Lol...you will lose the two odds and your eyes go clear.

Bet fixing na your mate ni?

dalass:
I just love the guy.

If all the Minister's were working like this, even if president be dumbo, things will surely work

You love the guy?

*rolling eyes*

Joyeze1960:
Good day to you all.I dont no if you like to study and work in Canada is a scholarship. Www.queensu. ca.you can study and work in Canada. Chat Mr ahmed 07063699584 on whatpp. See you in Canada soon.

Scammer oshi!!! Your family dey Canada?

Rubbish English with no head or tail. O ni Ku ree!!!

zenithgroup:
We keep telling you this things, Stop going for trashy women- They'll drag you down.
Stop making sex ur focus in ur dealing with women. The easiest way to get sex as a man
1, Become the best version of urself.
2, Be at the very top of ur profession.
3, make the money and put urself first in everything.
3, Place no value on sex in ur relationship with opposite sex, Behave and act as if sex is nothing.
5, Always and keep meeting other girls, don't rely on single one.

PLS LEARN=Elephant don't bite it's mosquitoes that bites.

Nice one

PinkNature:
Make money abeg!

Woman leave you, go follow who get money and we dey shy from the truth because of RP?

Where ever you are as a man, please try make money. Money is not going to stop a woman from leaving you, but what's the use of your redpill knowledge, when you're dead broke?

Seems you didn't understand anything I posted that you quoted. Kindly read it again. One love

PinkNature:
Let's forget all the cap.

Redpill is never going to stop women from leaving you. Even money won't.

But, try make money. Because nobody wants to be friends with poverty.

Still bad advice. Redpill is to winnow the wheat from the chaff and get you a woman who submits to you and follow your legacy. Otherwise why are you here. But that's not all the redpill is for. It makes you the bestest or your best version of yourself. No one makes money to attract anyone or anything. You make money to live your best life and achieve your life goals. That's the advice you should be giving him...

PinkNature:
You want make she no leave fresh baller wey dey earn at least £10k weekly and dey waya her at least £100 weekly?

Hahaha.

Hustle bro. Nobody wants to identify with poverty. Even if na your sister, I believe we all know who u'll advise her to go for.

This is bad advice. You did not address the problem. Then, women can leave you with all your money.

iammolahs:
I don't know, just need to go back to the person I was before I met her... I'm heartbroken and shattered

To become who you were, you must first tackle what made you soft in the first place...your healing process starts from there.

N.B: Forget about that girl. She is gone like last year's rain. Focus on YOU. A woman's love or attention is based on her feelings,not your sacrifices.

Pickup lines in 2023...

Who still dey use that one?

Be like say SAPA no reach una side!

iammolahs:
I want to share my story here, it may be a long read and full of errors.

I think I made a post here of my girlfriend who said she doesn't want a serious relationship, well along the line i don't know how she managed to up and game and we were damn serious and fine. Something happened two months ago.

I've this friend of mine who's a Yahoo guy and this guy is a friend to my girlfriend best friend, they haven't met, they just started vibing online and knowing fully well how my Yahoo friend is benevolence when giving ladies money, I begged him not to ask my babe friend out so as not to get intimidated by how he spends on her.. dude promised me he won't but along the line he did and when
I found out the pressure became much on me and I had to take a break with my girl.


While I was away, she met a guy who's doing football trails in Spain.. Both of them got alonq and the banny fell crazy for him.. I got myself back, regained all the confidence I needed only her to tell me that there's someone else.


We both loved each other in the past, guys came along even those moments that we were having our up and down but she didn't leave, I tried making her understand why I left, tried making her realise that she fell for this guy simple because he's in Spain.. this girl no hear me, she insulted me, telling me I'm acting like a child, etc.

I just can't sleep, this lady has injury on her leg, found it hard to stand but she summoned all courage to push me out of her house, I was shocked.. this lady chased me out like a criminal simply because I was telling her to reason with me.


Funny enough, we both school in different states, I know how distance has been a major problem to us, we did research on how we can handle distance relationship but currently she's okay dating someone she has never met only on video calls.. it's pathetic, it hurts me so bad...

I know you are hurting so I won't say much.

What exactly do you want from us?

BloomingDale:
Yes o. That’s why guys that shame girls that are having their youthful fun, I tell the girls to shun them and not mind them. Both genders are only young once. They should both have their youthful fun without anyone shaming anyone.

That’s why guys that are not virgins looking for virgins are very annoying and hypocrites. As if a virgin wants to deal with their sagging balls and soft prick that has released gallons of sperm. Disgusting.

There she goes again!!!
Now we all know you ain't a virgin!!

PECON1:
I made a post on my WhatsApp status about nedu and his wife issues, a divorce lady that leaves in our street supported nedu's wife. Does all these women reason alike

That's a woman for you. Zero logic ..100% emotions. Sometimes you want to yell at them like, can't you see how black or white this is? But nope, they'd rather die than admit they couldn't understand the situation.


Now you know why your neighbor was divorced. Her brain is full of relaxer and shampoo.

oz4real83:
na me u dey talk say he dey "clueless"? Couldn't you have made your point without being insultive?

Lol...you were insultive to the Brazilian girl in the story na. Couldn't you have made your points without being insultive?

You see, you couldn't take what you dished out. That's my whole lesson.

Pukkalolo:
This is so so true. If a woman wants you, she'll make it easy for you.

If she's not making it easy for you, chasing or trying to convince her to accept your demand is something you should never do.

The more you chase a woman, the more she despise you and run away from you.

💯. They hate desperation, especially when they don't love you. You'd look like dog shit to them

Zonefree:
Lamentations of a broke wretched non virgin Nigerian evening newspaper!

Easy with her...we still need her around ..we don't want her to commit suicide

Inyaky:
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You are mostly right about soul pod but wrong in this case. There are really incubuses. The female versions are succubuses. I met one years ago in ibadan and she taught me lots of things. I started a novel about my paranormal encounters and reached 200 pages but life hustle just make me abandon am. Things dey this life oh...
















Don't give up on that book please, make sure you publish it

Thanks for the encouragement. I hope I settle down soon enough to continue.

oz4real83:
you are not only clueless but also dumb. Did you take out time to read the post and understand that the woman didn't find it bad to sleep with an unknown being? She only rejected the strange being after 20years when she finally saw its appearance, because it looked ugly? If the spirit was handsome, she would have continued with it

Na me you dey talk to like that?

sukkot:
So ghosts that can have access to you must belong in the same soul pod as you. It's a collection of souls that exist in a group as one and they interact when in three dimensional form. They are either your family members or spouse. So while any of the members of that soul pod is physically dead and in the spirit realm yet they can access the body of those soul pod members who are still alive and they can guide them as guardian angels. Some people say their dead mother appears to them to say hello etc. And so with this woman's case it's someone in the soul pod who has an unfinished vendetta with her , she owes this person something and because of that this soul colonises her through the soul pod and does the sex ritual with her while sucking her energy. An energy vampire hence the fangs. So whatever it is she owes this person , this person is collecting it back as energy payments.

You are mostly right about soul pod but wrong in this case. There are really incubuses. The female versions are succubuses. I met one years ago in ibadan and she taught me lots of things. I started a novel about my paranormal encounters and reached 200 pages but life hustle just make me abandon am. Things dey this life oh...

oz4real83:
I read this on dailymail, uk , it is just a confirmation of what we have always known that many are mad, few are roaming

Clueless people like you have no idea that the world is not black and white. Read my account of the female counterpart, a succubus, that I met in U I ibadan. These women are very beautiful but what they really eat is sexual energy or aura from men. They mostly don't harm you unless you are very wicked.

I started a novel on my extraterrestrial and paranormal encounters and even reached 200 pages but life hustle no let me complete am again...
I promise you bro, the world is not black and white. The things I have seen ehn...make I keep quiet.

43Ronin:
Lol. it must be yoruba. yoruba ,& fraud fake life. That's how I met one yoruba Uber Driver. Dude was doing well in naija, from naija he had some biz dealings that he got at least $70k sent it to his wife so she can add her $30k let them make down-payment for a good house in a white neighbourhood; only for his useless wife to use the money for her Owambe. After throwing a major party and inviting a celebrity this woman packed up and went back to her rented condominium. marry yoruba woman at your own peril. lol. even their men no dey marry dem again.

If I were the man...I will extract her kidney and sell her liver join. She spent my 70k on owambe? She don die be that

1Sharon:
I actually practise gayism. That's what we do in the UK.

Since you can't stop mentioning my location as if you have some sort of grievance

I won't. UK madam

1Sharon:
Lol, why do you care, I thought you were saying women all across the board were essentially the same?

The black community are the only group of people that worship and pedestalise mixed people. If their other side would have them, they'd be long gone.
I save my love for the people that love me.

Yes, they are. I'm talking about her very degrading way of talking about innocent kids, calling them half-breeds!!! Kids are kids whether mixed or not, what's wrong with you? Are you so far gone that you don't know reality again?

Who go love you, with your fish lips for dp?

I just dey pity you. You dey UK and you no come get character again...and you think men go tolerate that nonsense. Winter is coming and I wish you well with your thick winter furs!!!

1Sharon:
Aren't they half-breed? Gerrout

That's a condescending word and you know it. It's funny how y'all get ticked off at the mention of white women and stuff.
Madam UK, I hope you keep that same energy when someone talks about your child that way

BloomingDale:
UVA and UVB re increasing dramatically. Very soon your white partner and half breed children won’t be able to come out during the day and will have to live underground. Think very carefully on your choice. No say pesin no warn you o.

That's a weird ass way to tell someone to back off marrying another race!!!

Even calling them half-breed children? Dafuq is wrong with you? 😡😡😡

Acidosis:
A 40 year old nurse lying and claiming another man's profession is a scammer. There is nothing to meet.

If at the age of 40, you cannot tell people what you do for a living, then something is seriously wrong somewhere.

Like I said, be calming down.

Acidosis:
Your experience is one of the reasons to avoid dating older men. The generational gap is weird. Imagine the nonsense he is sending to you, a 40 year old man with many garbage, still virgin hunting while acting like a clueless toddler. He wants the Regina but can't be the Ned. Shame.

Calm down, you would find someone within your age group.

You are killing that girl slowly with your advice. You should have told her to wait and meet him first and make her decision afterwards. I stead, you assumed dating older men is weird when more than 90% of women date and marry men older than them. You went ahead and gave her this assumption that since all the older men are bullshiiit, she should calm down and wait TILL she gets someone her age. You should have told her to meet him first and find out all the red flags she needs to convince herself it won't work. Then, she can move on and hopefully find another man(young or old). Another red flag could be that he is a dad already and she might not like that, just like many men don't want baby mamas.

If it's abroad she stays, you assume young men are throwing themselves at women over there and eager to marry too. You have no idea how messed up the dating scene is in the western world. Calm down with your advice and be logical next time.

Fahvvy:
That guy is prolly not the father ...
The girl just wants to pin the pregnancy on him ...

You have a good head on your shoulders!!!

Ruke1989:
read up what you wrote by yourself and see the mess you are

I don't wanna derail Samantha 's thread. She is one of the few females on here that I like...so get dafuq out and read up on how to be a man.

Today, it's independence day, don't make me keep you in bondage!!!

Ruke1989:
you are uneducated not to understand the meaning of "some" in English language. Are akwa ibom women, esan women and even some Benin not light skinned? You lack sense o. These tribes are from the south south. Travel so that you can know your country

Why are you yorubas so uncouth, ignorant, despicable and opinionated? You lack simple comprehension skills. I know most of you in Yoruba land were taught English by teachers speaking who teach with Yoruba language so you are a product of dysfunctional society. Not your fault that you don't understand English

No wonder another man fuqed your so-called girlfriend and nutted on her face and you came crying to nairaland and asking for help. You be mumu Pro Max. I'm not the dude you should be bantering with. I abhor any racism and seeing that you reek of it, sickens me.

N.B: Go to the redpill page and swallow some pills. Or I will be the next nigga to fuq your socalled girlfriend and give her a baby for you to raise.