₦airaland Forum

banntin:
Am ready with 750k today cash. Location?

ARE YOU SURE? YOU'VE BEEN READY WITH THIS YOUR 750K FOR ABOUT 3 CARS I'VE VIEWED .

more pics pls. or is there problem with the car?

[quote author=Becomrich? link=topic=567355.msg7330561#msg7330561 date=1292305079]jensimi, did Obasanjo offer apology to chief awolowo. Who do you think was older. ?

The problem with obasanjo is he is not acting the way an elder is suppose to that why he is getting disrespect from people.

When you dont stand up for right and you go and support wrong. Nobody respect you any more. this why they are doing it and it would continue because obasanjo is the one who conducted the census. not only that, obasanjo party the PDP is the party in power, who refuse to correct it too. That why they are disrespecting obasanjo.

And come election day, Yoruba would kick the PDP out.

It is not only fayose who want to say that to obasanjo it is 99% of yoruba people. It is just that fayose dont not give a shit1[/quote]Iam still waiting for who can boldly say this is right and this is wrong. Obasanjo is a politician and in politics there is always an interest. Today if my interest conflicts your's , it doesn't mean you are right . So I like to clear you when you say Obasanjo does not stand up for what is right. To Obasanjo, he is doing what is best for Nigerians. He is human. If you are in his shoes, you sure might do worse. No matter what Obasanjo does, Fayose is not any better and has no right to insult Obasanjo. Obasanjo might be correct calling Fayose a bastard because one with a father will not insult anybody old enough to be his father.

Sincerely, I think he is beggining to get arrogant and feeling indispensable. He gets angry when sbstituted. That's what you get when you put all your hopes in a person. The head begins to swell.

I don't mind hosting you all as long as it is done in Warri. Forget the spending, I'll be obliged.

Imeobong:
However, the Speaker advised the task force to consider the interest of generator and diesel dealers in the power sector reform if only to ensure that their “multi-million dollar per annum businesses do not perish”.

I'm sorry but I had to bring this up again even if it's a while. Maybe I was not in the country but flipping through the pages of the dailies and seeing this got me astonished.I asked myself, Is this the quality of leader we have. Is this not a registered criminal leading Nigeria's House of Representatives?

When we say the young people should take over from the old, Are these the kind oy young people that we should put our hopes on for a better Nigeria?

It's pathetic

This is wat happens when you visit rich friends. All d effizy for just a drink. While visitin a very rich friend, the maid approached me and,

Question: What would you like to have, fruit juice, soda, tea, chocolate, cappuccino, frapuccino or coffee?


Answer: Tea please.


Question : Ceylon tea, Indian tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, iced tea or green tea?


Answer: Ceylon tea please.


Question : How would you like it, black or white?


Answer: White.


Question : Milk or fresh cream?


Answer: With milk.


Question : Goat's milk or cow's milk?


Answer; With cow's milk please.


Question : Freezeland cow or Afrikaner cow?


Answer: Umm, think I'll just take it black.


Question : Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?


Answer: With sugar.


Question : Bee sugar or cane sugar?


Answer: Cane sugar.


Question : White, brown or yellow sugar?


Answer: Oya, forget about the tea, just give me a glass of water instead.


Question : Mineral water, tap water or distilled water?


Answer: Mineral water.


Question : Flavored or non-flavored?


Answer : Abeg, no worry I think I'll just die of thirst

YOU SEE ALL THE BAD BELLE NAIRALANDERS. IMMEDIATELY MICHEAL ENERAMO BECAME ASSISTANT COACH, CHELSEA STARTED EXPERIENCING THIS PROBLEM.

ABEG THE SKY HAS TO REMAIN BLUE. MICHEAL ENERAMO SHOULD BE SENT TO MAN U OR ARSENAL SO THEY CAN EXPERIENCE SOME TURBULENCE.

ilugunboy:
^^^1025.

Please engage your brain more often. What you put up there can only come from someone with a mal-functioning brain.

seconded.

You are very correct.

I'm loving this country more. DDC machines stolen at Lagos Airport and election has not started. According to our national anthem, Nigeria I hail thee.

RICHIE BOI:
hope they dont behave in an unruly manner next time.

WHO WAS UNRULY, BANK[b]OLE[/b] OR MELAYE? TRYING TO EXPOSE THIEVES IN THE HOUSE IS NOW AN UNRULY BEHAVIOUR ABI?
HISSSSSSSES

matazzmagi:
Yes wiwa hate igbos for no reason he went to the same school with my uncle and he doesnt like igbos in his class i wonder why but it's sad that people he joined to fight biafrans finally killed him,but he begged for forgiveness asked biafrans to forgive him b4 he was hanged,

WAS IT A CARTOON YOU WATCHED ON TV.
I KNOW THERE WAS NOTHING LIKE A PLEA FROM WIWA BESIDES HE HAD A RIGHT TO LIKE WHOEVER. HE OWED YOU OR YOUR LINEAGE NO APOLOGY. IF IN YOUR OPINION HE HATED IGBOS, THAT WAS HIS CHOICE BUT SURE A MAN WILL NOT JUST HATE HIS FELLOW MAN EXCEPT HE HAD BEEN TREATED BADLY BY THAT PERSON.

BESIDES YOU UNCLE WILL NOT TELL YOU THE WHOLE TRUTH. YOUR UNCLE MUST HAVE DONE SOMETHING VERY BAD TO WIWA.

victorazy:
Ken schooled in Umuahia "Government College" and still he betrayed Biafra (Nemesis: Inevitable retribution)

He was never part of your illegal Biafra arrangement so how can you claim he betrayed Biafra. A wise man must look carefully before declaring support for anything.

babaogun:
There are many reasons to have a thanksgiving,

Thanksgiving for the gift of life
Thanksgiving for good health
Thanksgiving for sound mind - maybe not sha!!!
Thanksgiving for family
etc,

hmmmm!!! I see
And he could not hold all these thanksgiving while he was in office. After a succesful loot and an ignominous exit from the government house he holds a thanksgiving. THINK MAN

sochan:
@Beknown,

Thank you my brother. I have been shouting this same thing on this site for so long, I don tire. Nigerians really have an opportunity to kick out a government that does not care for them. Like you rightly said, they feed them scraps, while them get fat on the countries money.

Mbadinuju's children were schooling in the UK when teachers were on strike for months in Anambra state years ago. The did not care if teachers were paid or if the common mans children went to school.

Nigerians open your eyes.

PDP must be kicked out. Uniben medical school is closing while NASS wawrd themselves over 290m Naira salary per member. DO the maths

Why are you relating it to PDP. Non PDP members are also in the NASS benefittingfrom the inhuman treatment metted out on citizens. It's not about PDP but the individual. Even the AC members are crooks.

luvola:
@ mr ogbeche - lasu lost 10courses and not 15,hw can they di sacredit lasu law which everybody knows is d best in d country,we are unshaken wit NUC threat because we are not in good term with them since 2008,they should go to hell, lasu law stu are topping in law sch find out yourself

I had to find out and realized your information was false. Ekpoma is rated the best in Law.

OKONJO IWEALA, WHY DON'T YOU PRACTISE WHAT YOU HAVE PREACHED.

DISSUADING PEOPLE FROM NOT SEEKING FOR A JOB ABROAD AND SHE WORK ABROAD. I WONDER IF SHE HAS JOBS PREPARED FOR THEM ALL. SHE MUST HAVE SAID THAT WITH SLEEP IN HER EYES. WAKE UP OKONJO.
THEY PAID THEIR FEES, YOU CONTRIBUTED NOTHING. JUST AS YOU WERE SEEKING FOR GREENER PASTURES AND WENT ABROAD, THEY ALSO MUST DO AS YOU DID.

This country is funny. Can you imagine an individual kicked out of Government house and instead of sobbing over the shameful exit, he is jubilating. He is celebrating the loot for over 3 years. Over three years he enjoyed everything meant for a Govenor and people are gathered celebrating. Shame and integrity has long been buried.

Shame on Oyinlola

fayose is just a hooligan. his children's age mate will also insult him.

MzGreat:
as long as you know most men are like children, u know everything.mr cork i can still afford to put up with your juvenile behavior

High time you learn how to ignore the little brother. If you follow his post you realize he tries so hard to seek attention.

rokiatu:
I am addicted to this thread. _{rollercoaster of laughter}

yeah Iam. could this be the beginning of our own meeting?

[quote author=reporter? link=topic=560700.msg7255676#msg7255676 date=1291251764]There is nothing customary about dashing out YOUR money. As a citizen, you should be concerned that the office of the Presidency
is engaging in such despicable act.
We are know it's a subtle bribe. No one expects the presidency to say "here is 50k bribe."[/quote]Mr ill reporter,

When you visit an uncle, a friend or someone you know and he gives you transport money, Is that a bribe? Then you must have collected a lot of bribes ''called transport''.

NnamdiN:
I'm cool wit almost all d bad things I/We do.
D only freak ing thing I can't stand is "honey I need some money for my hair"
Na only me dey touch/use am
Just don't ask me 4 money coz I won't give it u and we'll b cool.

;Dhehehe
and you go still shine.

HARDDON:
was on my way home when i met her at the park sitting alone, about 10pm, crying, from a hrtbreak, she had gone to see her guy un-invited. lo n behold, the ram was on top of a goat, cocked, locked and rocking!!, infury, she ran out and the only place she cud fink of was the park!
sat by her side and watch her cry for some time b4 i offered my face towel. she cleaned up and started giggling, aparently feeling relieved but yet embaressed. didnt even bother to ask her why she was crying but went ahead and told her jokes that made her laugh silly. we sat there till arround 11pm. and since then, we've bin best of friends. t'is one of my memorable dayz in life!

Sounds like James Hardley Chase himself.

1. Starving me sexually
2. Cheating on me.
2. Always demanding for money without considerations.

this is a man without ideas. we are talking of tax invasion and he is talking of reducing tax by 10%. is this what the economy needs to thrive. which village does he come from? atiefku, you are going no where.

Surely Madrid all the way

[quote author=Tink_sh link=topic=558786.msg7237585#msg7237585 date=1291021443]Hehe funny!! Are you are real man or a boy?? Im not into boys, takes a real man to handle me! Im not easy, just a warning![/quote]I HOPE YOUR DEFINITION OF A REAL MAN IS NOT WHAT I THINK.

Blazay:
Well, serves you right Jonathan.
OBJ should not have scoffed at Atiku publicly either.
Respect begets respect.
If he valued Atiku as a PDP member also, you all should have settled behind closed doors.

But as 'sh***t' don hit fan na, no going back.
You are going to be stuck in the middle for a very long time between those heavy-weights.
Kpeke o. Next time, look before you leap with OBJ.

PDP's loss is Atiku's gain.

hehehe!!!!!!

big joker.
GEJ WILL BE YOUR PRESIDENT 2011. TAKE IT OR LEAVE IT. ATIKU WILL NEVER BE PRESIDENT.

i laughed and laughed just watching the clips but in all i think mourinho still rated among one to three best coaches in the world.

JUST A STATEMENT BY OBJ '' I DEY LAUGH OO'' AND ATIKU WAS DISTURBED FIRING BACK. ATIKU CAN NEVER BE PRESIDENT. HE WILL BE TOO BUSY REPLYING EVERY COMMENT FROM PEOPLE ABAINST HIM. OBJ DID NOT EVEN MENTION HIS NAME AND (THE PRESIDENT THAT WOULD NEVER BE) ATIKU STARTED CONSTRUCTING ALL THE GRAMMER HE LEARNT WHEN REARING CATTLE.

ATIKU - YOU CAN NEVER BE PRESIDENT. YOU ARE OVER AMBITIOUS. TRY CONTESTING FOR PRESIDENT OF YOUR TOWN MEETING. GBAM

mrblack:
Obj may be the superman for you in nigeria but na god get all the power, as long as those old fools remain in power nigeria is going nowhere,
i believe nigeria will wake up by 2020 or 2030.

Which god are you talking about with the small letter g. Maybe your god in the village.
But you lie.

OBJ is just a very funny man. If i was to recommend a profession for him, I will suggest he goes into comedy. No matter how he is judged. Nigerians will surely miss him.